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2015-11-25 16:11:11 Post No. 56710310
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2015-11-25 16:11:11
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>I MEAN COME ON
>ITS
>TWO THOUSAND FIFTEEN
>the audience begins roaring and chanting "TWO THOUSAND FIFTEEN, TWO THOUSAND FIFTEEN"
>suddenly ISIS barges into the studio
>the crowd is so overcome by the diversity and culture from the terrorist group that they voluntarily line up against the wall
>the chants grow louder and louder
>as the chanting reaches a crescendo, the militants begin beheading the audience members one-by-one
>John Oliver is so moved by this display of Islamic culture that he begins to masturbate his flaccid penis
>after years of humiliation via kekoldry, the 38 year old is finally able to achieve an erection
>with each white audience member beheaded, the penis gains tensile strength
>as the final person is beheaded, Oliver reaches a climax and shrieks toward the ceiling with the power of Akatosh "TWOOOOOO THOUSAAAAAND SIXTEEEEEEEEEEEN"
>the space-time continuum is interrupted, a new age of Bernie Sanders and white guilt is instated
>after the explosive orgasm, Oliver lays covered in ash and semen
>he reaches a limp arm towards the ceiling, now demolished from the blast
>he mutters "two... thousand.. sixteen" before ultimately perishing and ascending towards a Valhalla of kekoldry and gun control
>Oliver later becomes a modern day saint and martyr for the new era he created
