Will there be political banter at your Thanksgiving table?
Will your crazy uncle be there to talk about the government? Will there be a token liberal?
>>56709869
this is /pol/ we're the crazy uncles
>>56709869
No, the conversation will dance around me. I will be the subject of conversation and I'm not looking forward to it. It will basically be four people calling me a failure but not actually saying that word.
>>56710141
Lol how did you fuck up
Looking forward to gramps being extra racist this year.
>>56710141
>>56710006
This desu senpai
>>56710233
This my grandpa is like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino
>>56709869
>mfw all family has plans for thanksgiving elsewhere
>used work on friday to get out of dinner obligations
should i celebrate my thankfullness with a pizza, frozen of course because i don't want someone to work on my account, or just do my usual soup and sandwich?
>>56709869
My ivory tower university professor mom shuts down all political discussion the moment I open my mouth.
But the rest of the family gets drunk later and lets loose when she's not around.
Liberals are kinda Nazis when it comes to dissent in their presence.
>>56709869
>tfw your the crazy uncle
>>56709869
My brother will probably just keep repeating that he "makes great deals". It's funny he started doing it to mock Trump but now he's coming around to actually thinking he's going to vote for him.
Great deal status: Made
>>56710141
>It will basically be four people calling me a failure but not actually saying that word.
I know that feel too well anon.
>do you have a gf
>my son is making 100k+ at his job
>My kid is doing this
>I'm so proud of him
>mom is silent
>her sisters are fucking harpies
>tfw my dad is the biggest failure out of his 7 brothers and sisters
>>56710141
>So anon do you have a GF yet?
>So anon do you have a job yet?
>How's school anon?
>Anon, why do you stay in your room all day?
Fuck you stupid piece of shit NEET.
>>56710006
Came here to post this
>>56710141
Oh christ this to
>>56709869
My grandparents are too old to know wtf is going on in the world, the aunts and my mom have no knowledge of politics. I'm sure my mislead liberal dad and black, kekservative leaning uncle will have an absolutely retarded discussion.
Meanwhile I'll be with /pol/ in spirit, knowing what's really going on.
>president candidates will get brought up
>have to defend trumps honor with facts
its gonna be a fun time
>>56710508
>tfw my dad is the biggest failure out of his 7 brothers and sisters
It's because of you. You failed him. Every year you take this banter and do nothing.
>All this family bantz
>wew lad I'm a real piece of shit maybe I should do something about it
>better post on /r9k/ and /pol/ instead
>I have the ability to hit the brakes and stop this ride, but I just keep going
I bet you they will talk way less shit to you if you just worked a wagecvck job instead of NEETing it up like a betamax permavirgin.
>>56709869
Females in family love shillery
All the males are for glorious Trump.
No banter because the women get emotional, we let them talk and shoot amused looks at one another and try to stifle laughter
>>56709869
nope, i have no family to argue with. i will be spending thanksgiving alone.
>>56710141
fucking go postal on them
Me and my brother are the only vegans in the family, so we usually get a debate going halfway through Thanksgiving dinner.
Dunno. Gonna be my first thanksgiving ever, the family that invited me is very Catholic, so yeah, probably it's going to involve a lot of Jesus.
>>56711047
>Me and my brother are the only fags in the family, so we usually get a debate going halfway through Thanksgiving dinner.
FTFY
Is there a Euro equivalent to thanksgiving?
You're all missing out.
Who in your family has the GOAT dinner table bants? Who is the Australian shitposter in your family?
>>56711324
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramadan
>>56710141
same here.
I'll probably go play with the kids when they're done eating.
I'm spending thanksgiving alone.
>>56711324
>Is there a Euro equivalent to thanksgiving?
Of course there are, the American tradition is a continuation of the festivities that were held in Europe for centuries. The difference is, it's mostly a farmer's thing, or something that happens in the countryside. Almost no-one in urban regions celebrates it.
>tfw no cosy national holiday to keep me fat leading up to christmas dinner
I envy you amerikeks, have some good holidays
Im going to try to not rant about the Jews this year
Was awkward last year.
>>56711459
Thanksgiving really is the comfiest holiday.
>>56709869
I AM the crazy uncle.
Now pass me the mashed potatoes before I can tell you about Trump
My extended family isn't coming this year, but their all conservative anyway. Unfortunately everyone but my dad are "Israel is our greatest ally" dummies.
oh my god i hope so. last time i got silly drunk with my cousin and we talked shit about liberals. upper middle class whiteness is the best.
>>56711388
Understated host
>>56709869
>tfw the crazy uncle is literally you and the rest of your family are liberals and even their little children already begin to use the same phrases ("niece: I'm happy that papa is not a refugee-hater!" nephew: "I want to save the environment when I grow up!")
>>56710233
>grandfathers have both been dead for over 30 years
>If anyone is going to be racist at the table, it's got to be me
>But I don't even feel like talking at the table.
>I'd love to talk with my brother
>But his wife, his kid, some of his neighbors, etc. will be there.
>At least everyone will be white.
Usually it centers on me and if I'm still doing good and not being a thug. Also me and my cousin and brothers sneak off to smoke weed and tell my family how the kikes are evil.
And yeah, we're black. But my family is fully anti nigger. We left the hood and never came back. Now I spend my time red pilling niggers and making them on the winning side.
>>56711324
muslims have Eids when you visit your relatives. Ramadan Eid lasts three days, Sacrifice Eid lasts four.
>>56711388
underheated toast
>>56709869
what the fuck is thanksgiving anyway?
>>56709869
>Will there be political banter at your Thanksgiving table?
Oh yeah
>Will your crazy uncle be there to talk about the government?
Thats me
>No niggers
>>56711955
It's a holiday celebrating the pilgrims. We all eat a big turkey dinner, watch football, drink, and chill with family.
my mom already called me a nazi because I said i didn't want any refugees in the country due to the terrorism risk
no fucks were given
>>56712039
seems to be an okay holiday
>>56709869
>Will there be political banter at your Thanksgiving table?
Of course! That's just the sort of family we are.
>Will your crazy uncle be there to talk about the government?
Of course! I love that guy! He's great!
>Will there be a token liberal?
Yeah, my youngest sister, who's going to break out in tears again the first time someone calls Bernie Sanders an unelectable socialist.
>>56711955
>1620, deeply religious people from England sail to Massachussets
>The voyage is hard, many die during the winter
>Late 1621, they enjoy a good harvest
>To celebrate this good harvest and express their gratitude to God, they declare a religious holiday and feast
>Nearly 400 years later Americans gather to eat a massive non-cheeseburger (those are for July 4th) feast with their families.
>>56711388
hehe good one, faeggit!
but yeah, we get around on 25th of dec and then we talk of failures and such and thats where I can't hide my /pol/
>>56710141
How would it feel if you compared your parents and family to your friends' parents and family?
The real thanksgiving happened over a month ago
>>56709869
My whole family will be there and we are all conservative, excluding my 2 young female cousins. There will be much political talk and they will pobably just quietly sit there and look at us sideways because they can't elaborate their thoughts well enough to disagree with the rest of us.
Should be fun
>>56709869
Going to other family's house. Seventeen people there, probably too much catching up or whatever for conversation
>>56709869
>Will your crazy uncle be there to talk about the government?
he actually will be, that's the only reason i'm lurking today. i'm catching up on discussion topics
![SNL_1637_09_Update_6_Drunk_Uncle[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9zwcHQD.png "SNL_1637_09_Update_6_Drunk_Uncle[1].png")
>>56710006
her name is Bruce
>>56709869
I'm having Thanksgiving with my girlfriends family this year and I'm a bit worried about getting drunk, they love party drinking Last year I started talking about all the cool shit in Vietnam (they're first generation Vietnamese) and complimented everybody while we bantered about which race can drink better, Russian-irish vs Vietnamese.
This year I might go full red pill and make fun of trannies, BLM, Trumpisms, liberal faggots ect. I might need a moderator.
>>56710006
>mfw it's true
>>56712093
>mom cancels trip to Germany after the Paris attacks
>tfw my mom is hates refugees as much as I do now
>>56712557
The fact that the "crazy uncle" meme even exist is because of the Jews.
Think about it.
There usually is but it's nothing big desu
Dad
> millitary Col. , While redpilled always had tried to be be more "Fair" about things , niggers arnt all tards, muslims still have a chance , and ect, bit recently his views seem to be shifting more twords something you'd hear out of /pol/
Mother
> Is old fashion christian and her opinion reflect this
Sister
> Liberal blue pilled only good thing is her dislike for niggers
Gf
> tries to stay out of politics , but when promoted tends to lean more redpill consertive
Grandma
> hardcore old fashion christian dalek, to an WBC extreme degree , if it's not christian EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE
Someone will inevitably bring up the Chicago shooting, probably my Mom. Here's how it'll go
>These cops are killing innocent black Teens and I think it's horrible
Me
>well they're not exactly innocent, in nearly every case they've either wielded a weapon, charged the officer, or done something to provoke the officer.
Everyone
>Are you serious anon? That's very racist to say
Mom
>Anon you need to go to your room for a little bit to take a timeout
I'm 20...
Mfw my entire family is pro deportation and pro Trump.
>>56709869
>>56710006
Do you say Uncle Jokes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz9WpuIcUPk
>>56711855
>misspelling AIDS
Worthless sandniggers
>>56709869
casually mention that you have no firm opinion on trump because you haven't been watching tv and want to know what all the fuss is about
>>56712860
Your family is right, though.
Anyone else remembering word for word verses of the Quran to quote to shit on your libertarian cousins who think islam is peaceful?
>inb4 deh wuz n' a war n' sheet.
>>56713158
who are you quoting?
>>56712594
>yellow fever
>revealing power level to potential future in-laws
>dating an anchor baby
I can just imagine how much those gooks cringed when beta Millennial faggot wouldn't stfu about Ho Chi Minh, Cu Chi, Da Nang, and Mekong Delta.
Why would you try to educate immigrants from Vietnam about "all the cool shit they have in Vietnam?" Wouldn't it be much more interesting for you to educate them about "all the cool shit" we have right here in America?
>>56709869
It will just be me my dad and my brother and im sure we'll be talking about ww3 and the dindu's while we drink beer and enjoy being white.
my family is heavily right wing and hates refugees and muslims
ill be the combination crazy conspiracy uncle/token liberal
>atheists giving thanks to a God they don't believe exists
>>56711422
you're never alone with /pol/ brother
>tfw I will be shitposting all day
>not alone dammit
;_;
>>56712860
>print info graphics
>shove 'em in their faces
>???
>profit (ruin their evening)
>>56710428
facepalm.
*You're
*You're
*You're
*You're retarded
>>56710006
Too true
>>56713444
>facepalm
Don't you need to go update your Gaia online account faggot?
>>56709869
>hugely conservative family
>one cousin went full liberal (I'm talking wants an electric car, hardly eats meat, unironically supports Sanders, etc.) for their significant other
Should be very entertaining I hope.
>>56711459
but bro, you get stuffed like a burrito daily
>>56711388
Lmao eurofags get rekt
>>56711829
>And yeah, we're black.
already determined
>thugs
>smoke weed
>>56712672
>your red-pilled family members who try to warn you about negroes and jews are just racist and/or drunk
Jews are notorious for this sort of shit.
Another kike tactic is to encourage white children to dismiss their grandparents and other elders as a generation of racist bigots who just need to die off already, and when they're gone, so goes racism.
>>56709869
I am the crazy uncle at the table talking about the government.
>>56713577
>update your Gaia
i have no idea what this is. I might google it
>just came back playing Fifa with my 10 year old nephew
>Realize I'm the crazy uncle
Holy fuck
My parents and their siblings know nothing about history, not even modern stuff
>>56709869
Yes. Lots of laughing and calling blm niggers.
Calling Muslims and refugees terrorist and overall a disdain for the failures in life.
What my thanksgiving dinner table will consist of:
Uncle
>extremely conservative
>despises anyone that isn't white and Christian
>rants about how American government is shit
>talks shit about degeneracy (gays, trannies, etc.)
>glorifies his motherland (we're Serbian)
>basically red pilled
Aunt
>blue pilled to the max
>Life revolves around E!, MTV and celeb gossip in general
>disagrees on everything with her red pilled husband
>only has 8th grade education so you can imagine how stupid she is.
>unable to engage in intellectual conversations
Father
>same as uncle
Mother
>same as aunt
Cousins and family friends
>get drunk
>literally just joke around and talk shit
>brag about how much money they've made this month (all rich)
>partially engage in some intellectual conversations but usually just talk about sports and shit
Cousins' wives
>all blue pilled
>gossip and talk shit about other women
Me
>let me tell you about the Jews
My mom put an end to political bantz this year, but it's not going to happen. My cousin, his wife, my dad, and my sister are super republican while my other cousins and crazy aunt are lefty liberals. I'm libertarian.
The best I can hope to do for my mom is keep the banter lighthearted. Tips?
>>56714490
Shit. The males in your family need to get better women. This is how you promote dysgenic breeding.
>>56709869
Absolutely. Every white American is racist as hell, they have just been raised to love our American values and that means equal opportunity even if they are FUCKING NIGGERS OR SPICS.
Feels good to be in the greatest country on Earth.
>>56709869
>parents racist as fuck, especially mom
>vote democrat
what in the nigger-fucking-hell is up w/ that?
I know there are Southern Dems and all but this shit is ridiculous.
Also, as my parents have gotten older and on social gibsmedat, their opinion on self-reliance has changed. Disappointing as fuck tbqh.
>>56710141
Simple solution: don't be a failure.
>>56714932
hi floridafag.
>>56715015
Hey family.
>>56713267
I was drunk
R8 my crazy uncle
>Vietnam veteran
>works in aerospace engineering developing weapons for the US Army
>talks about him doing his part to kill shitskins
>thinks those weapons should be turned on Obama
>had a weapons stockpile and reloads his ammo
>thinks that almost all his engineering coworkers are autists
>>56709869
Not gonna be home for Thanksgiving, but last major family dinner my family all started talking about the gang wars between the italians and blacks that happened in our area when they were growing up; learned some great old-timey vocabulary regarding those darkies haha. They also all talked about TRUMP 2016, so that was cool. No token liberals really; my one aunt is a huge PETA supporter but other than that she's a huge racist conservative so all good here.
>>56715047
R A R E
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>>56715143
He sounds like a rational individual to me.
>>56715002
RARE
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>>56709869
>mfw it's just my immediate family because we live in Bumfuckistan and my dad's family is on the west coast and my mom's is on the east
>mfw they're all as red pilled as me
>mfw we'll all get drunk on cheap beer and watch football until we pass out
Thanksgiving is the shit.
>>56715047
>>56714932
T H E R A R E S T O F R A R E
>brought to you by no-shitposter
>'he neva shitpost befo' '
>>56715002
>live in 3rd world country
>not rare enough for rare
fuck you Niue
>>56710006
That's me.
>>56710141
I KNOW THIS FEEL TOO WELL MY FRIEND!
>>56710778
this
>>56711955
Americans celebrate the anniversary of the time they raped murdered and burned a whole race of people to the point of extinction.
>>56711388
>>56717724
USA
USA
USA
All other countries are shit!
>>56717724
To be fair, we'd be Latin America tier if we didn't. Can anyone really complain?
>>56717724
Implying the Shoshone and Sioux weren't at war for 100s of years before we showed up.
>pic related. british thanksgiving
>>56717724
Sadly unless trump gets elected it'll be shitskins or spics celebrating thanksgiving as the day they wiped out all whites from within and how the whites didn't notice until it was too late thanks to liberals and muh feelings
>>56709869
Probably not. But my sister did invite my schizophrenic cousin.
Good times. Good times.
>don't have a crazy uncle who talks about politics
>seem to be the furthest right in my family
>mfw i am the crazy uncle
gonna be eating a canned duck on stale rye, while drinking a growler of cider alone.
probably gonna down a few xanny bars as well.
My entire family is upper middle class so we all collectively hate the left
>>56714859
She didn't veto the jews anon, rev up those printers
Anyone remember the great oakland chimpout last thanksgiving?
>>56710370
Why aren't.you joining them?
>>56717912
That is a tongue you fucking retard
>>56715343
>kekball
Have fun watching black men compete for the heart of America
>>56711324
Not here no. We almost have a 4th July though with bonfire night :)
Wish we had thanksgiving. Dunno who the thanks would go to though... King Arthur? Thanks for preserving our language m8
>>56712322
I always thought it was about Indians helping Europeans with teaching them how to cultivate the plants of North America.
>>56709869
>Will there be a token liberal
there will be two
>Will your crazy uncle be there to talk about the government
I think my dad is my cousin's crazy uncle
>>56713977
new one should have single parent
>>56709869
LOL FUCK.
My immediate family is all right wing (proudly) and while are views on certain topics can differ we generally agree. We mostly to ourselves with our political beliefs, but are definitely not afraid to engage in debate.
My extended family is Liberal and outspoken as fuck. They try to impose all of their shit on you. They are classic liberals that there is no reasoning with. My cousins have been spewing Bernie Sanders shit for the past few months on social media. My aunt and uncle are hollywood execs sucking the jew cock. (They are rich tho)
All in all I still love my family, as long as there is not political discussion.
My grandpa (dad's dad) actually banished my aunt and uncle from coming to dinner at his house because they would spew their lib-shit at HIS dinner table and his blood would boil.
>>56711608
Wtf have your relatives done to their kids?
>I'm happy that papa is not a refugee-hater!
That's some 1984 indoctrination-tier.
>>56711324
Nah. But we've other comfy traditions you guys are missing out on instead.
>>56713604
I want an electric car, but none of that gay underpowered hybrid shit. A Tesla that does 0-60mph in 2.8s sound very good.
>>56721090
my father in law just bought the i8. shit is dank.
>>56709869
>tfw my extended family is all liberals
Its a sad day indeed
>>56709869
>Whole family
>No spirits on the table
>Not even a single bottle of vodka in sight
How the fuck do you survive in these circumstances?
>>56712959
>BOOM
>Shots fired
>>56720908
Yeah well we have our Midsummer and our Surströmmingspremiären but I really like the whole gorging tradition that Thanksgiving brings.
I was there once, in the America, land of turkey and butter. It was great, never seen people eat that much and still be able to survive.
9/10 would want to try Thanksgiving dinner once again.
