So in the running for worst shitposting nation of 2015, Turkey seems to have exploded onto the scene harder than that Russian jet did when it hit the ground. Can we all agree that kebabs are officially bigger shitposters now than even Australians?
i will not agree on anything
>>56709622
you should apologize
>>56709622
Nope. The aussies are at least somewhat funny.
>implying
>>56709719
Fick dich weg, Murat
>>56709622
Yes, we can.
>>56709622
you'll be missing out the fun
tbvh fami canakeks are becoming more obnoxious than aussies desu
>>56709926
damn, I wish I had that for the OP.
>>56709835
not canadian confirmed.
nice proxy
It's a shame putin has become so c u c k e d that he can't fight back
Would be funny to watch the human suffering on the news
>>56709622
No one will ever out-shitpost the Aussies.
>>56709993
Soll ich Fotos von Sauerkrautsaft posten um zu beweisen, dass ich Deutscher in Deutschland bin du kleines Stück Scheiße?
>>56710067
Aussies are like low-intensity shitposting. Turks are weapons grade thanks to this business with Russia
>>56709622
Australians, tear down this thread
>>56709622
Can you blame them? I would shitpost uncontrollably if I knew I was about to be killed at any time.
Everyone knows the bigger shitposters are americans.
Of course there are good US posters because of their high population, but on average they are :
arrogant
illiterate
ignorant
plus they dislike anyone who is not american , canadian or british.
>>56710128
Alles okay Kevin, kein Grund hier direkt ausfallend zu werden.
>>56710636
Komm bitte auf deine verfickte Scheiße klar wenn du auf Imageboards postest. Das ist kein Spaß hier.
>>56709622
Turkish shitfags are also responsible for a majority of censorship requests on social media, and their government has pulled the plug on youtube access nationwide on multiple occasions to protect "muh feelz".
They're quite literally the whiniest douchebags one could have the misfortune to encounter. Pathetic losers.
Russia is no longer a superpower. All their threats mean nothing
I actually thought something would happen, but Huylo just stopped his women from coming to Turkey (LEL)
>>56710276
This tbqh familia.
>>56710472
>using 4chan
>illiterate
How?
>>56710893
not like those women are hot and mostly rich when they come over. oh wait.
>>56710843
Can I still be cool with my Stammdöner-Murat here? He's speaking decent german and buys good meat, also get free Ayran now and then.
The difference is while we hate Aussie shitposting, we secretly love it and even take part in a little bit of bants ourselves.
Turkey is nothing. Their English skills will never amount to the West so everything that comes from their cheap HP laptop from 2003 is utter garbage.
They really are the worst nation on Earth, on running to start a world war.
>>56711120
>not like those women are hot and mostly rich when they come over. oh wait.
Are you serious? Do you think that if you were a superpower, and Turkey downed your jet, the way to respond is to suspend tourism?
Russia is weak. They are only talk, no walk.
>turkey not shitposting
When?
>>56711239
should they embargo you? What does Russia import from your shithole anyway?
Murat, come here and study some economics.
deal with it lads
>>56711306
>should they embargo you?
What would USSR do if Turkey downed their jet? Are you dumb?
Russia is no longer a super power. It never was desu
>>56709622
If anything this past month has proven is that Canada are the worst posters followed by the Dutch.
Also you guys are so funny, turkey took Russia to the cleaners n spanked them, facts are facts.
>>56711477
I hope you start stocking firewood now. It's going to be a cold winter in Turkey this year.
>>56709622
Turks are the worst.
The worst.
>>56711576
>It's going to be a cold winter in Turkey this year.
You mean gas? LOL Putin is a fucking pussy, he literally said that there will be no distruptions in gas
He's a fucking crook, a corrupt leader, who's a pussy when he gets spanked for his bullying.
Mehmet my son,
Downing a fighter jet won't build any notoriety the way well crafted banter post the undisputed kings deliver to pol. If you want to get on our level, you better lay down the heat of a thousand burning assholes of indian street shitters. Only then will you have the ability to master the art of the shitpost.
>>56711159
This guy gets it.
>>56709622
If Russia destroys Turkey where will i get porn with obscenely hairy women in it?
>>56711673
Ok look, Mehmet, your shilling about "Turkey is a world power" is just old at this point. USA and Russia, either one of them tbqh, could make you silly army of Erdogan's cronies shit themselves.
>>56710893
Typical turk, always having gaysex in mind.
>>56712147
I never said Turkey is a superpower.
I said that we destroyed Russia's super power status.
>>56712204
>shoot down one (1) plane
>russia is no longer a superpower
Mudslimes everybody
>>56712204
That you did. Funny so many tears on pol lol they are so cu.cked by a nigger president they all fell in love and dreamt about a half naked Putin so to see their snafu Sendai kawaii (no idea what any of that means,) get BTFO by based Turkey, it destroyed their fantasy, their last hope.
Please be gentle with the fags.
>>56712204
By doing what exactly? You downed a Jet that did not expect an attack from your direction. You stabbed him in the back. In a frontal conflict you'd not have these chances.
Second. You are backed by Nato. Russia would be dumb as fuck to attack you, since you pussies would call for NATOs help.
What was the first thing turkey did after they shot down the plane? Right! Call for Natos help.
Pussies. You are shit at everything you do. Russias ecenomic neglection of your shithole and help of kurds will fuck you ups, kiddo.
>>56712440
>>56712502
>German flags
>this passionate
Syrians lol Germany is already Syria nr 2 now
>>56712479
Thanks based swedebro. Russia is no longer taken seriously.
>>56709622
I think Turkey just wanted to demonstrate, that they're still loyal to the US.
>>56709622
Turks are always the worst
>>56709622
Turkmen getting fried right now on the border by the Russian Airforce cowardly Turkish dogs no where to be seen
>>56712580
kill yourself turkuck
>tfw turkey will become RARE in a couple of months
I'm saving shit tons of flags, Im getting rich of this shit
>>56712576
a swede wants to tell me this
>>56709622
Always have been
>>56712502
>pkk supporter detected
>activate cream dispenser
Mudslimes are cowards. I cant wait the declaration of war.
>>56712580
And turkey was taken seriously... when?
When EU neglected your "PLEASE PLEASE TAKE US!!!!" and shat on you?
When french officials fucking insulted your shithole because your people booed the silent-minute for Paris-Terror?
Where was your big-balls then? Haha, fucking ridiculous. You are irrelevant. You don't have a qualified military.
Your military is as capable as Luxemburg, this is without a question. In a real threat-situation, you would not fucking stand a chance.
You don't have...
>intercontinental rockets
>decent warships
>airforce (NATO-planes did shoot down russian planes, not turkish planes)
>anti-air against a major force
You even bought cheap oil from these fucking sandniggers you call your brothers.
Turkistan mad as fuck! You embarrassed yourself, nothing more. Hotheaded morons.
>>56710187
Nah mate, we know how to pace ourselves. Those sand monkies will burn themselves out after a week, we can keep this shit up for years. We bring the bantz like no-one else.
>>56711332
Russia is already dealing with you
>>56709622
Kebabs have mobilized their Internet Defense Force, wait until things calm down and we'll see who real shitposters are.
>>56709622
Do you want an upboat too, faggot?
>>56712479
Found the kebab. Don't you have some rocks that need throwing at passing cars Ahmed?
>>56713122
>must be kebab
Facts are facts anon, turkey trumped Russia, and when Trump wins Putin will cry on live Tv once Trump starts schooling the degenerate slav. Not loving turkey or anything in fact, fuck all Muslims, but Putin isn't fighting a holy war against Muslims either you know that right, retard? He is in fact letting White Russian people die to help iran make money of oil...
>>56712576
>sweden siding with mudslimes
i thought this was just a meme
>>56710128
Ein Bild deines nicht erigierten Penises würde mir reichen.
Getting on Aussies level is hard but we try.
>>56713372
fuck off, sweden has a bunch of turkshills, same as germany
you are turk smell
>>56711120
>döner
>meat
pick one
>>56709926
this made me giggle m8
I seriously cannot understand this board sometimes.
>We warn Russia
>They don't give a shit
>We shot down their jet
>Our rebels take down their chopper
>They cry, stop our chicken exports
>While assuring Turkish population that gas exports won't be meddled with and continue as they always had cause they be cücks to big dick Türk men.
Ypur beloved savior of white race Russia is no more. Just accept it and move on. What the fuck is wrong you faggots that denies the reality that put the fucking Su-24 and Mi-8 to ground?
>>56715541
This is just the start, it's like you don't want to see what comes next, you are obvious oblivious to reality-> kurds will get their own state in the coming years, this will be pushed by the U.S too(at least on the surface, as always the US is the worst kind). There will be even more violations from now on, even more strikes by the PKK now reinforced by Russian mercs and more and more you smelly arab.
I just wish we didn't have this kind of leftist shit government right now so we could fuck you up too from the Aegean.
>>56715541
>I seriously cannot understand this board sometimes.
fine. stay off of it.
>>56709622
Yeah you're an idiot
>pic related
>believing anyone can surpass the nation of
D U D E W E E D L M A O
le weed man
tolerance + refugees
plus all of the shitposting heritage we are given from our forefathers in Britain who created Australia, the other top tier shitposting country
>>56715541
Is that a glass of semen he's drinking?
>>56709622
Muslims are the biggest shills by a slight margin ahead of Joos
>>56717304
Goat semen
>>56709622
Nah, they are decent. Its expected, that in any conflict, patriotic people of the nation will be absolutely expected to take own Nation`s side. Too bad its misguided notion here, but still admirable.
Plus, there are decent number of sane Turkik posters realizing the actual situation and who`s at fault and leading Turkey into the trouble.
This will be over, AKP destroyed, Turkey getting new president and we`ll be bros again.
If i had to nominate anyone from past days, it`ll be Lithuania.
>>56715108
Bist wohl scharf auf traps?
>>56712661
kek from what I've heard Turkmens almost dodge every bomb russians throw lol. Yu don't know who you messing with nigga.
>>56713372
swede talks right. this board has became politically correct lately. Russia dont want to end terrorism russia only wants gas.
>>56717917
>TURKS STRONK
every
single
argument
It's like you guys have nothing intelligent to say...
>>56711239
Weak like your people?Turks dishonest cowards.
Never alone in fight... just group of 4 people against 1
>>56711673
This.
Putin will do whatever he thinks is the minimum necessary to shut the Russian peasants up.
There's WAY too much money at stake in the Russia-Turkey relationship.
Even the Ukraine disruptions have caused a major reevaluation of Russia's reliability as a supplier in Europe, and cutting off gas to Turkey would almost certainly spur massive investment in infrastructure to diversify energy supply away from Russia not just in Turkey, but all over Europe.
I just want russia to bomb the pedo turkish poster
i'm just here for the memes
Turkey is a shithole runned by the uneducated majority and shit keeps getting worse.And like everything isn't enough now we have to deal with Russia too.
>>56709622
They've always been up there on the shitpost scale~
But let's not put them on straya level just yet, it takes years of intense shitposting to achieve what Australia has done~
>>56717917
I know kebap.
Russia won 10 out of 11 wars with you kebap historically.
You were almost entire history russias bitch
>>56717728
i wish what you wrote was true but
even atatürk himself would lose vs erdogan in an election. he will stay in power as long as he lives that is proven.
>>56717917
Yeah, good luck dodging
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toZAlkChZCo
Aussies shitpost because they enjoy it
Turkey shitpost because most of this country is shit
>>56709719
>>56709807
And here come the turks, right on schedule.
>>56710893
>>56717728
level-headed russbro the only one making sense in this whole thread.
>>56712204
The USA had the balls to step up in the cuban missle crisis.If Russia were to move it's nuclear arsenal closer to your shit-hole septic-tank tier of a country the entire population would migrate towards Germany in less than 5 minutes
>I said that we destroyed Russia's super power status.
Sure you did...
>>56715541
>While assuring Turkish population that gas exports won't be meddled with and continue as they always had cause they be cücks to big dick Türk men.
That...Or they're trying to start up the ol' war machine and glass 'em some kebabs
>>56709926
Yup feudalism was a civilized discussion,
>>56711332
We are already dealing with you, no need to reminding.
>>56709622
God I hate Turks, Turkey and these fucking jihadists.
FUCK ISLAM!
