Why can't Americans handle the bants
>>56708069
Probably from California
he should watch the uk(original) version of the office.
>>56708069
Lack of cheeky nandoes in America.
>>56708069
>British "humor"
>>56708825
I believe it.
>>56708069
He should get a job in Australia.
>>56708928
>American """""feelings"""""
>>56708069
>>56708069
why do americans always try to sue anything that has a pulse.
>>56709086
in america you can
>>56708069
Wink wink nudge, nudge say no more!
>>56708069
>actually needing to go to the feelings police because of top bant'z
i need to know what they said to him
>>56709086
This is literally a corporate meme to dissuade Americans from suing people
can you imagine working with 20 john oliver
>>56709086
Attention whoring
The lure of easy money
Victim complex
Lack of social awareness and mentally weak
Gobe are the days of "Walk it off, rub some dirt in it." Now it's "Prove you are always right, even when you're not."
>>56708069
Your wife, Tommy, she a goer?
say no more; nudge Nudge wink wink
>>56709086
Its the American way, at least 60% of my living relatives have all won lawsuits for weird things.
My uncle sued a local police department for moving his bicycle
>>56709198
>Gobe
Gone
>>56708069
Why is a lawsuit like this possible under British law
>>56708069
i can post my opinion of politics online without fear of being incarcerated
and i can banter with the croikiest of aussies
>>56709163
>mfw imagining a workplace of nothing but john olivers and piers morgans
>>56709268
>Why is a lawsuit like this possible under British law
All sorts of lawsuits are possible, whether he wins it or not is another matter entirely.
Spoiler alert, he'll lose
How embarrassing
If you ever work in a construction/blue collar/contractor job here in the states the banter is relentless.
Especially with fat little Mexican laborers
>>56709214
Is your uncle black and the bike not his to begin with?
this is a fake news story
this one however,isn't
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-30234121
>>56708069
Just imagine what he would have done if he went to work in Australia.
>>56709710
Unless he's black, in that case the brits get hanged, drawn and quartered on public television.
>>56708069
Banter to the point of autism isnt even funny though
Literally the only reason why I hate my fucking father. The mother fucker won't shut the fuck up the stupid aussie fuck.
>>56710126
Big lad can't handle the banter.
>>56709086
Freedom
soft cunt, banter is the only thing that makes going to work bearable t.b.h
>>56709086
Because that's how corporate liability works.
>>56709086
its kinda like how the second amendment protects us from the government. corporations have to walk on eggshells or they get their pants sued off them.
bear arms, sue arms. same shit, different method
>American
>too much banter
I smell a Democrat
>>56710412
>being such a sad sack of shit that spreading misery is your only form of solace
sounds like every republikid ive ever interacted with
one of them probably gave his wife a german method of coal extraction
>>56708069
He's probably from California.
>>56710639
>banter
>making people miserable
That's not the point of the bantz mate.
OI
*grabs crisps*
SO YOU
*drinks tea*
SO YOU FINKS
*loses tooth*
SO YOU FINKS
*goes bald*
SO YOU FINKS THAT
*prays to allah*
SO YOU FINKS DAT IM A WANKER
*throws bottle*
SO YOU FINKS DAT IM A WANKER M8?
*bants loudly*
I SWEAR IT DOWN M8 DONT YOU EVER COME NEAR ME MUM YOU BLOODY CUNT OR ILL STICK MY SILLY WILLY IN YOUR STANKY WANKY
>>56710639
>banter
>spreading misery
>>56709708
>literally cites the two best known examples of brits doing american humour for american audiences
wew lad
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>>56708069
This article is from a fake news website.
You can't take a way my chat
>>56708069
THIS POST IS CLEARLY 'SHOPPED. MY GRANDMOTHER COULD PHOTOSHOP BETTER THAN THIS AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A COMPUTER PLUS SHE'S DEAD. 9/11 HAPPENED EXACTLY AS IT WAS REPORTED
GOD BLESS YOU ALL UNLESS YOUR MEXICAN
>>56711289
What does genuine British humor consist of?
Seriously.
>>56708069
Probably just taking advantage of your hate speech laws.
>>56710479
>>56710562
>implying it's a good thing
it's literally entirely america's fault that i had to watch a 30 minute health and safety video at work yesterday that included, and i do not jest, 'how to safely open a letter'.
thanks to you greedy fucks we live in a Kafkaesque nightmare of HR bullshit where grown men are forced to sit in glum silence around a TV on wheels, learning how not to get papercuts.
>>56708069
Why can't Brits have a conversation with another person without constantly trying to one-up or belittle them.
It's quite sad, really.
>>56711624
Being snide as fuck and working in as many double entendres about cock and balls as you can.
This is from a fake news website.
>>56711624
On a day to day - non-stop low level banter and cheery Dunkirk-spirit, making-the-best-of-a-bad-situation tomfoolery. People you have only just met are acceptable targets for taking the piss, and it's considered boorish to do anything except give a pained grin when under any kind of duress.
In terms of, like, actual comedy, try The Thick Of It, Fawlty Towers, Blackadder, Peep Show, Shaun Of The Dead/Hot Fuzz.
You know; all the best shit.
>>56708925
Nandos in Chicago and DC
>>56708069
Lol I bet he chugs dick in his free time
>>56708069
Probably a SJW libtard. Which is good. That means they are leaving for greener pastures!
>>56712293
the sign at fawlty towers
the sign, & the kid messing with the letters
i watched that show with amazing consistency growing up & the sign killed me every damn time
good bless you filthy bongs
>>56710736
Sometimes the banter goes too far
>>56712908
Sometimes you're a double nigger who can't handle bants
>>56712293
>Fawlty Towers
Greatest sitcom of all time.
>>56712908
>>56710736
If you don't know it isn't serious and a sign of affection then it can come off as everyone fucking hates your guts.
>>56708069
>ameriniggers
Haha, what a bunch of SJW pansies. Boo hoo.
as a kiwi living here I fucking love it.
Sometimes my racism gets a bit much though when I ask the doorman if it was his family that shot up Paris.
>>56710126
I was racist at work but got away with it by saying it was just a bit of harmless banter.
>>56713456
>Sometimes my racism gets a bit much though when I ask the doorman if it was his family that shot up Paris.
As much as I hate you little brother you're doing gods work and making this little corner of the world proud. Bless you.
>>56708069
I always hear about this banter, but whenever I've met English people in China they were seriously intimidated at any sight of it.
>>56709198
what if some guy needs his head kicked in for whatever reason?
>>56709066
Shouldn't you be in your fallout shelter?
>>56713672
Those are the little faggots that run away because they cannot handle it
>>56711624
realism, and more adult. american tv is for children
>mfw I just want to go to an Australian bar and hone my bantz. I need a bantz sensei.
>>56713672
that's why they went to china fåm
only the strong survive
>>56713672
Put a bunch of Commonwealth bros in a room together with some booze and see what happens m8.
>>56713539
it's a haven. Just gotta pick the right target for bantz. Probably end up in the news one day with a court case on my hands though.
>>56714148
How is it over there? Is le epic SJW police state meme a reality or is it less noticeable in reality?
I've always wanted to go back to the mother country and hang shit on them tbqh.
>>56713856
You Americans talk too much about yourselves is the problem. In my bar when there's one in a pack of Brits, he/she is the loudest and most obnoxious.
Banter requires you to watch, listen and learn about the other person. Then rip them a new one with the information gathered.
>>56714007
To be fair 007, all of the Australian people I met were top tier. I absolutely fell in love with this Aussie girl who liberally used the word cunt.
>>56709708
Both failed comedians in Britain
>>56714007
>see what happens
Gay orgy?
;^)
>>56714267
I'm SW London area, and it's pretty loose round here, go central and it's all PC bullshit.
But if you work in a bar/restaurant like myself then you can almost get away with anything if your boss is cool like mine.
>>56714382
Yeah I know.
Not progressive enough for Britain I guess ;^)
>>56714388
Its a shame that misinformed teenaged "progressive" SJW's is a purely British problem
>>56708069
Banter should be banted.
NEVER TRUST THE ETERNAL ANGLO
HIS IS NOT YOUR FRIEND
>>56714388
I've been to a bisexual orgy. It was fucking gr8. Got my ass rammed by like 20 black bulls.
>>56714858
I know right? Just look at this lad >>56714923
>>56714372
We secretly like you too America, although apart from on 4chan no one will ever admit that too you.
>>56714388
The gayest orgy you've ever seen in your life saunabro ;)
>>56710872
>not *prays to lizzie*
>>56708866
>mumblemumble
>pause
>mumblemumble
>pause
>mumblemumble
>pause
>Gervais laugh
GUYS IT'S THE BEST
>>56709086
We have a lot of Jews.
>be yank
>have a nice job in the UK
>go into work on first day
>meet coworkers
>oi smig dibbely do yank?
>y-yeah haha
>u wot? Haha I'm rim dam dibbely oi sig hard work spib ot and ring-a-ding
>I just laugh and nod in agreement
>this goes on until I'm driven mad by the nonstop rain of oi's and feckings
