HEY POL, PREDICTION HERE, TURKEY IS GOING TO GET FUCKING ROASTED TOMORROW. YOU SAW IT FIRST HERE. SCREEN CAP THIS SHIT.
PIC IS VERY RELATED. TURKEY IS DOOMED TO DIE!
>>56706047
IM SORRY TURKEY BROS, YOUR GOING TO BE ROASTED TOMORROW! TURKEY DAY OF DEATH
>>56706095
>>56706348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUZhOi0upX0#t=100
>nothing happens tomorrow
The only good Turkey is a dead one.
>>56706826
cvck
>>56706047
man something about your pic just looks wrong. I have hunted before but there are better ways of killing an animal than holding it like that as if you're an IS tier beheader.
>>56706047
And? What will you do if you are wrong? You'll most likely disappear without even admitting to being a faggot.
>>56706849
>he's not going to be stuffing turkey ass tomorrow
baka senpai
>>56707067
I wont be wrong Dmitri, pic is related, my turkey is already dead and being submerged into brine as we speak. Turkey death tomorrow is imminent and its sweet justice for all the atrocities that Turkeys have committed. I have deployed 12 gauge anti air guns to bring these fuckers down and roast them in the ovens. Tomorrow is the day of thanks, and celebrating by eating turkey.
>It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl_ydH4B-18
TURKEY OUT OF NATO
>a holiday of peace
>kill millions of birds
Americuk logic
>>56707582
Humanity has always been at war with birds.
Fuck birds.
Think about it.
Everything on planet earth has been evolving next to these assholes as they chirp and screech endlessly.
They've probably ruined so much of everythings future.
Fuck birds.
What does Turkey taste like? Never had it before desu senpai.
>>56707500
>00
>naughty dubs
well, well, well, ain't this getting hot!
>inb4 proof? sauce?
>>56707582
Let me ask you, what do you eat? Do you eat protein besides legumes? Since all you have is cabbage soup, I get why you dont understand why turkey is important to eat.
>>56707669
This. As you know.. we've had our bad history with birds.. specifically the flightless menace that is the Emu.
>>56707681
>fowl
tastes like chicken, mate.
>>56707722
>77 22
dub dubs
Turkey out of NATO fucking confirmed!
>>56707681
Like juicy chicken with more flavor and more meat. Dem turkey breasts are large, so it you like big breasts you will enjoy turkey.
>>56706849
>supposedly being American
>not understanding the joke
N3V4 4G37
>>56706047
Ill believe it when I see it
>>56707812
>this guy gets it
>turkey is kill, also turkey is kill
>2 turkeys
>1 glorious day
Feels good man
>>56707903
oh I get it
fuck
>>56707903
Its happening right now, millions of homes already have slaughtered turks waiting for the ovens. How do you not understand this, open your eyes anon. Pic related.
I just thought of the vast, vast number of turkeys that have died and will continue to die over the upcoming days.
It made me feel warm, and I smiled.
>>56706047
sure m8
>>56708199
You fedora slinging crooked tooth having her highness kekin chimney ass sweepin motha fucker. You dont get to enjoy turkey because you tried to stop the freedom spread in N. America and failed. Now your butt hurt you dont get to enjoy turkey death with Indians at a large table.
Cranberry sauce not for you britbong.
Stay keked my friend.
>>56706047
>le turkey is a country and also a bird mee mee
I suppose tomorrow some Hungarian could follow that up by saying "I'm Hungary for Turkey."
>>56707015
This
>>56708360
Who said that I don't want all Turks dead?
I am just saying that nothing will happen tomorrow.
>>56708670
Britbong, look at this post
>>56708032
>>56708023
>>56707943
That should clear it up. My god you have a thick fucking skull.
http://giphy.com/gifs/russia-26tQGnZnDjVUK8ZI4
The president wont let this shit happen. he always caves every year when it comes to turkey. no matter what shit they get in he always pardons them.
obongo stands with his turkey pals.
>>56708858
I knew it, he always issues a pardon. I suspect the one who paid into the DNC.
>>56708796
Turkey, its already over. Millions will be sent to the ovens..... the day of reckoning is here.
