Fuck this shit tier country and its housing bubble.
No room for Gen Y.
Would rather die.
>>56696764
one thread was enough m8
noice yowies though
I want a fuckn yowie now. Thx cunt.
>>56697322
bertie beetles are were it's at cunt.
Baby boomers sold the port of Darwin and its military bases to China, for a quick fix to their greedy cunt selves.
>>56696764
I'd gladly join the Soviets and exterminate this shit country.
I'm thinking of moving to NZ, cheaper house prices.
>>56697839
Enjoy the sheep
Sweet thread. Can W.A fags confirm that their economey is following canads lead? (resourse based death spiral)?
Thank god we might finaly see the crash when it hits the east!
>>56697470
do they still sell bertie beetles at the melbourne show?
what a god-tier chocolate
Should have STEM faggots.
Civil engineer making six figures here.. you jelly?
So, how about that malcolm turnbull, lads
chief isn't exactly inspiring
I drool at the thought of boomers getting economicaly wiped out. Drool.
>tfw nothing to lose gen Y.
>>56696764
>self hating
You are a dissapointment, my shitposting friend.
>>56696764
Ha, yowies were shit
Also what do you all think of those Syrian refugees (all 12000 of them) somehow being parachuted into jobs to 'keep them off the dole'? Kind of galling to me that a lot of young people around here are totally out of luck when it comes to finding fucking anything and yet these guys come along and the government tries to set up something like this.
>>56698090
m8 you can get them at coles
>>56696764
Same situation in Sweden.
There's literally no housing for natives. ALL available homes are given to invaders at the tax payers loss.
Guess who our housing minister is? Mehmet Kaplan, a turkish islamist.
Is anyone else here apathetic about the coming economic collapse? It really doesn't bother me. In fact, it's probably a good thing desu. So many people take their wealth for granted and not live within their means... almost as though they believe that thay're entitled to that new iPhone and 65 inch tv. Some economic hardship and lack of luxury will do them good.
>>56698194
He's a kek, but what did you expect?
>>56698096
NEET who plays Dota 2 and WoW all day, faps whenever I want. Go fishing whenever I want. Go camping whenever I want. You jelly bro?
>>56698309
It's not self hating, it's despair.
>>56698373
I feel so bad for you, Sven. You had one of the greatest countries in the world with such a great history.
>>56698339
As someone who just managed to get a proper job 18 months after graduating, I feel this. I just wonder what jobs we can give them. Manufacturing is out, because we don't make anything any more.
>>56698373
witty comment about living in cûck sheds or something
>>56698334
>someone never got a Boof for Easter
I am truly sorry for your lots
>>56698334
You shut you whore mouth
>>56696764
be a good stool and go to your chinese master
>>56698456
And yet your poor as fuck with no direction. Enjoy your worthless existence m8
>>56698576
>>56698580
Cmon lads, you can't really beat a kinder surprise, not even with nostalgia. Giant caramello koalas are something I think we can all agree on though.
>>56698339
>young people around here are totally out of luck when it comes to finding fucking anything
Unless you know somebody, it's damn near impossible to get a job of any worth.
Fuck m8, I've gotten to the point where I'm asking employers to let me work for free, just so I can get some experience.
>>56698420
It's well overdue. Australia has been on the gravy train for a long time thanks to the Chinky Winkys.
Interesting to note though, the RBA still has a few percentage points up it's sleeve to keep the housing market alive if they really wanted to. They might be pressured to very soon in order to combat a recession.
Have cash on hand, because there is going to be absolute bargains in the mining sector when this recession hits.
>>56698692
I have enough to live the rest of my life without ever having to work again. Keep it up wageslave
>>56696764
anybody here seen a yowie IRL?
>>56696764
REMOVE KIWI
>>56698865
Yeah mate. Had one in me bedroom last night.
Say hi for me when she tucks you in tonight
you think our country has a chance in the next 20 years?
>>56698808
Working for sustenance was a curse put on man by God when Adam and Eve fell. Man was not meant to work labor, but rather to live like gods. With the rise of robotic and AI automation and a National Socialist society, we can finally realize this dream that we were originally designed for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbv4DrXbmAo
>>56696764
>tfw i have 2 part time jobs which are 4 hr shifts each
>one is guarunteed work 5 nights a week
>the other can be work 10 hr days for 2 weeks then nothing for months
>I have no chance at owning a house unless im loaded, even then ill be in debt to banks for the rest of my life
No one even talks about the chinese buying out all our property, How lax our foreign ownership laws are compared to the countries where people are buying from (China and SE Asia).
I can't shake the feeling that im constantly paying of debts and bills and that this is what i have to look forward to for the rest of my life.
>>56698936
Chance in what? I've been saying for a few years now: soon our country will be as poor as a country like Bosnia. Say goodbye to your smart phone and Netflix.
>>56698921
i hope you get ripped to shreds by a yowie next time you're down at the billabong just for that ya bastard
>>56698808
>dependent on the state
>free
NEET logic.
>>56698808
You're not free though
>>56697619
It's a commercial port, it was cleared by the ADF anyway, besides the Australian government has the power to take control of it if it is required for national defence
>>56698936
Yes, we will be a top 10 economy
>>56698982
Thinks working in an office 8 hours a day somehow equates to intelligence.
>>56699128
I'm not dependent on the state, I was left with quite a large inheritance as well as having rich parents.
>>56699167
Freedom is in your mind. Not where you are.
>>56698936
We have a chance alright.
Just as a Chinese vassal.
Who the fuck wants to take on a 20-30 year morgage at these prices. Its like putting a gun to your head.
At lest with a semi-neet life I'm not going to wageslave 100k in intrest for jewbankers.
Neet life is more dignifying than giving those white collar human farming crocks anything.
>>56699251
Then why are you pissing in the wage slave's Cheerios instead of helping him? There's nothing more tragic than wasted freedom.
>>56696764
Fuck off you're full
>>56698936
Not really. Our government has failed to invest in anything, we let our manufacturing go to China, we're too far away from anywhere to be a useful business hub or transport zone, and the cost of goods here (especially electronic goods and software) as well as a lack of infrastructure makes doing other business here an unattractive prospect. And worst of all, it's not like the opposition has any better ideas: Labor is fucking useless and hopelessly corrupt, and the Greens are fucking loopy as shit and beyond such mere mortal concerns as 'economy'.
>>56699559
That would be work though, fuck that. I don't work.
>>56698366
>coles literally closes in 1 minute
>it's a 5 minute drive
faaaaaarrrk
>>56696764
Capitalism, everything is for sale.
Should be thankful that the government blocked the sale of all the assets of the largest beef producer in the country S. Kidman & Co to the Chinese.
With large chunks of agricultural land in west Australia , south Australia Queensland and Northern Territory.
I can tell you those guys are very unhappy with the governments decision.
>>56699667
lack of manufacturing thanks to unions and morons who sign up to unions
>>56699171
i hope you're right. i also hope they dont get control of NSW (including government and defence) power and communication infrastructure
>>56699853
I feel bad for you senpai. I'm craving a delicios curly wurly and a chomp. Maybe some wizz fizz just to set the mood.
One thing I'm looking forward to about the coming economic collapse, is how it will rip apart the "most successful multicultural country in the world" narrative.
Australia's multicultural experiment only really got going full steam ahead in the second half of the 90s right around the start of the mining boom. We've had incredible increases in income and wealth over this whole time which have helped to mask traditional ethnic rivalries. I really think the multicultists will see their 'paradise' fall apart as soon as we have a proper downturn.
>>56700218
>"most successful multicultural country in the world
Do we keep that award next to the one that the left gave us as the "most racist country in the world"
>>56700218
when has multiculturalism on the scale of Australia ever worked for more than 100 years? It just doesn't work, we aren't capable of coexisting with outsiders for too long without one culture becoming dominant
>work as a chef in a busy lunch to late afternoon restaurant
>everything's going good, no longer selling crack or dealing with friends that do sell it
>viets buy out the restaurant and tell our ex boss they'll keep the staff on
>as soon as they take over they lay everyone off and replace them with fresh off the boat relatives
>have to leave your nice apartment and move in with a friend
how close have you come to stabbing up a joint, family?
>>56700382
BOISTON
>>56700434
PAUL
>>56698576
>>56698580
They were shit though, it's just generic cadbury chocolate. Kinder Surprise will always be master race.
>>56700382
Sounds like you had it bad, if you're lucky, you might be the one guy who doesn't get fired. Instead, those Viets will leave you on as wait staff to speak English so they don't have to sit down and learn it.
>>56700382
This is Australia we are talking about here, complain about unfair dismissal, atleast you well get 3 months pay to hold you over until you find find your next job.
>>56698096
yeah, ahem, enjoy building all that, ahem, infrastructure we've got planned
>>56700382
goddamn charles is so photogenic....
>>56700554
>if you're lucky
This happened 2 months back, only shit going for me now is an apprenticeship in the BCC, which I'm reluctant to take because I've heard a lot of shit from other chefs that worked there. The only English speaker at the old place was the new owner, the rest were literally her relatives that could barely say Hello.
>>56700661
Tried that, never heard shit back.
>>56696764
>mining slump
>not investing all your shekels in pilbara's god-tier lithium deposits
>not investing in dairy and cashing in on the baby formula boom
27 year old here. Gonna become a Paramedic. How fucked am I???
How come I don't feel the teenage angst like the rest of you in this thread?
>>56700837
>most of the people you'll be helping will be cracked out, semi-hostile retards and fat as fatass landwhales that have shit their pants 2 minutes before your arrival
Very
>>56698982
Tower of Babel much?
Don't think God likes people trying to steal their way back into the garden.
>>56700780
I hear being a chef in general is a pretty raw deal, though that might just be talked up.
>The only English speaker at the old place was the new owner, the rest were literally her relatives that could barely say Hello.
Happens everywhere m8. Chinese, Indians, Malaysians and Vietnamese come in, open up a restaurant, hire their relatives or family friends, yet they always manage to stay afloat somehow. Though fair's fair, I'd rather Asians than anyone else. At least they don't bring crime.
>>56700905
yeah but...government job working 4 on 5 off ( plus lots of over time if you want).
>>56700837
Given we've just had a report stating that 100% of paramedics report being assaulted repeatedly over the course of their careers, I would say 'immensely'
Am I the only Australian on 4chan that doesn't live in some shithole?
I don't get any of the stuff I see when Australian talk shit about this country
>>56701050
What is considered not to be a shithole?
>>56700979
Being a Chef is pretty fucked, honestly, kitchen jobs in general are fucking awful.
>At least they don't bring crime
You serious? Do you even know who supplies crack to all of the dealers here?
You're right in a sense, typical asians are better than other immigrants, but if you think they're all clean you have a really sheltered view. I'd say a solid majority of the crack being pushed into Australia comes from China/HK, the remaining is biker labs.
>>56701050
Yeah sorry Melbourne, we're not all scarf wearing faggots in the Melbourne U district.
>>56701011
> yfw you realise being called a naughty word is classified as 'assault' these days
>>56700218
spoiler alert
they won't
>>56701253
VERBAL BULLYING
THOUGHT POLICE NEXT LIKE GERMANY
>>56701104
i live in newcastle and it's a great little city. people talk shit about it but i don't get it...
>>56700826
not sure if i missed the boat on dairy. had a couple of grand in some carefully selected dairy stocks.
had to sell because cash poor.
those stocks are worth between 35% and 300% what i sold them for now and i still dont have any money to invest in them.
>>56700837
enjoy getting paid rediculous cash because of union / labor faggoty
>>56701519
A2M corrected back to 99c today - perfect opportunity to buy. I guarantee it will be double that in 6 months time.
>>56698096
There are unemployed engineers everywhere. They are only in demand in buttfuck nowhere.
>>56696764
>No room
your joking right?
>>56701614
if i had the cash id buy that among others.
the unfortunate reality is that i do not.
i feel like investing in the stock market is not too hard (i made between 5 and 10% return without too much effort) the problem is though that im only playing with tiny amounts of money
Unemployed failed chemical engineer here.
AMA.
>>56702463
I fell for the STEM meme too.
I finished my degree last year and I'm still working in a supermarket.
>tfw my parents and my gf are starting to resent me
>>56702681
So did mine after the 2008 crash. "Why don't you just work at McDonald's, Anon?" "Because I'd rather die."
Hang in there dude. I'm still poor as fuck but I get laid a lot. So that helps.
>>56702857
The most annoying thing is all the younger cunts at working talking about the internships they've lined up and all the connections they have and so on.
I seriously get asked about "how the job hunt is going" multiple times by multiple people every single week and it's doing my head in.
Every person who I haven't seen for more than a few weeks always has to talk about my job search.
>hey anon
>hey
>any luck with finding a job?
>not yet
>what sort of job are you looking for?
>umm, you know, this and that
>what kind of job can your degree get you?
>this and that
>how's the job prospects?
>pretty average
>well best of luck
>thanks
Same shit every single week.
>>56700382
>tfw you will never be as aesthetic as charles
Remind me to get off this rock
>>56697470
the best showbag you can get.
>>56704510
Get off Ayers Rock mate. There's nothing up there.
>>56701614
What's the best way to into shares? I got a lil bit of spare cash and want to see if your tip pays off.
>>56706314
I think most Aussie banks do brokerage. Have a look if your bank does because that's probably the cheapest way.
I personally use Commsec to trade ($29.95 for up to $10,000 trades).
>>56706535
Cheers mate I'll check it out later.
>>56706730
No worries and best of luck.
I'm off to bed in the hope that Turkey has been turned into a carpark by daybreak.
>>56696764
OMFG YOWIE!!
>>56706880
Goodnight fellow polanon. Cheers again.
