Any other Aussies sick of being labelled as shitposters?
I start an honest thread, trying to create a political dialogue, and all I get is Americans and Europeans falsely accusing me of shitposting.
This cannot continue.
>>56689881
You've really outdone yourself this time.
NOT SO FAT BELGIUM AND QUEBEC
>>56689881
Any other Aussies tired of emus?
Everytime I try to colonize the farm land, gangs of emus push me down and tell me I can't read good. All I'm trying to do is farm the soil, and all I get are emus starting wars with my people.
This cannot continue.
>>56689881
AUSTRALIA DOES IT AGAIN!
>>56689881
Sounds like we need.. some kind of final solution.
>>56689881
Oh poor you, just like moderate mudslimes get all the mean blames because of isis you get all the blames because of shitposters
>>56689881
mate, just get a US proxy and talk through that, at most you'll get called a burgerlord.
>>56689881
All memes aside, I agree with you. Aussies can't even have a discussion without everyone hitting them with memes... But then again Aussies are usually just memeing and shit posting
>>56690279
you do realise most of us only start shitposting when someone calls us out AS a shitposter, right?
I just want Americans to pronounce "aussie" correctly.
Wonder how long it will take for the world to figure that 100% of people that want Sharia Law are pedophiles and hate gay, trans, womens rights.
>>56689881
On the balance aussies contribute the least and junk the place up the most...next is bits with their gun control threads.
/pol/ is America, try to respect that when you're here
>>56689881
There seems to be somthing in the way many Aussies develop their sense of humor to become top teir shitposters. Embrace it.
>>56689881
>not embracing the title like "the rats of tobruk"
kill yourself
>>56690375
I think everyone's pronouncing "aussies" correctly
>Straya
>shitposter
>>56689881
I'm with you, Aussiebro.
What do you want to talk about?
>>56689881
We dug our own grave brother. Too many of us began to enjoy being the centre pf attention and deliberately started shitposting. They did the deed and now we pay the price-never again being taken seriously. My advice? Move to a rare flag country and post every opinion you have. People will be so amazed by your presence they won't have time to call you a shitposter.
>>56689881
>shitpost cuz he is called shitposter
kek
>>56689881
why so faggy today, cunt?
>>56689881
#notallaustralians
>>56690375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-jJVlLbdT0
>>56689881
Great shit post m8.
>>56689881
#AUSTRALIANflagsMATTER
>>56689881
>it only takes one terrorist refugee
>it only takes one shitposting aussie
It only takes one to ruin it for everyone, sorry m8. Now quit shitposting.
>>56690526
What get's me is that you shitposting retards don't realize you're currently shitposting. This whole thread is a shitpost. You guys honestly can't stop shitposting and it's hilarious.
god damn.
I think we should create a designated /safespace/ for Australians.
Where we can post in peace without being abused on here.
Who's with me?
>>56690783
It's just a bit of bantz from the west island m8, lighten up
>>56690854
>lighten up
You lighten up. Im just fucking with you faggot.
Hey ausbro, someone on here was talking about some event on the Gold Coast that tons of young whores go to once a year. What is it called again?
gib sponsorship
I moved to great Britain to shitpost in peace.
>>56689881
We are eloquent, informed, intelligent and insightful posters here, which is more than I can say for the rest of the cùcks on /pol/
>>56689881
yea, this is a very subtle shitpost
>>56690972
Schoolies
>>56690949
What's with this hostility? Since you're American, and therefore 600 pounds minimum, you should watch your blood pressure.
Hows this Bill Shorten cunt trying to make a pack of durries 40 bucks instead of increasing the GST to 15%. And in the same breath says its to "help Australians quit smoking"
>Australia will be an immigrant filled "progressive" shithole in your lifetime
Lmaoing at Kekstralia desu senpai
>>56691254
kek, 15% like his approval ratings at the moment
>>56689881
wut?
How come ISIS are allowed to sell oil at reduced rates to Jew cunts and make 2 million dollarydoos a day? Why cant the UN make it illegal to purchase oil from ISIS and let them go broke? Is cheap oil really worth dealing with islamic terrorism forever?
>makes an anti-shitposting thread
>STILL shitposts
Christ Australia come on
>>56691328
how much would the cheapest car cost you in your "country" senpai
>>56691352
>the absolute state of the labor party
At this rate some other party will replace them by 2020.
>>56689881
Honestly, this post is so shit that it is actually amazing
>>56691232
lol
>>56691328
Dont laugh cunt the more shitskins that migrate here means eventually the more purebloods will migrate elsewhere, like your front yard.
>>56691423
Fortitude?
>>56689881
fuck you can't even post a decent flag pic - looks like a fucking roo chewed it
yeah, you are a shitposter
>>56691254
He's a fucken Jew. He knows how to shill more money from Australians.
He should put coke and fat cunt food up in price if he's going to make sweeping generalisations about ciggies.
The only reason growing tobacco privately is banned is because the cunts cant tax the shit.
>>56691352
Why do people hate him by the way? I get that hes got the charisma of a picket fence, but people, not even liberals, seem violently opposed to him.
Did he fuck someones baby or what? Was it because he lead to both Kevin and Julia getting axed? Seems like hes as reviled as tones was without doing 1/100th of the dumb shit he did.
>>56691491
Atleast our flag doesnt have the number of states in our country because you cant count to 50 on your hands and feet
>>56690972
WEW SKULEEZ
>>56690354
Like when pee wee Herman fell off his bike and rolled a few time before getting up, you guys totally only shit post on purpose
>maybe the worst shitpost of the night
>>56691383
>How come ISIS are allowed to sell oil at reduced rates to Jew cunts
This is why normies don't like you.
>>56691532
He's a grubby union-backroom sort of cunt that you instinctively distrust.
I heard a quote from another Labor pollie around the time they were looking to find Kevins new replacement that he'd vote for anyone 'just to keep that grub Shorten out of office' or words to that effect.
>>56691532
Well, there was that whole rape thing, also he is just unbelievably easy to hate. The Liberals just don't pay attention to him because he's an annoying, bland and predictable little pissant. Also manlet, and typical union panderer.
No match for Maljew Jewbull's charismatic jewing skills 2bh fà m
>>56691532
The main problem really is he doesn't really do anything. For a long time his stance could be summarized as at least I'm not Abbot.
>>56690793
Fuck m8, you just can't stop digging that hole, can you?
>shit posting
Use a proxy or get used to it you poofta.
>>56691657
What the fuck are you on about? Get your fingers out of your cousins asshole before you start greentexting shit like you know what you are talking about
>>56691394
A car here costs more than an Australian is worth.
>>56691467
>Auskek comes here
>confuses Singapore with Thailand
>get treated like a second class citizen and get Jew'd
>get arrested for being Kekstralian
Typical day for an Auskek.
>Australian arrested in Singapore for swearing
>Flight turned back to Changi Airport after drunk Australian molests woman on board
>Australian arrested for stealing perfume
Kek Auskeks.
>>56689881
i tried fighting it too.
eventually, i just became it.
the label turned me into a shitposting abomination.
HELP
>>56691820
I refuse to go on holiday to a country where i need 10 immunisations and the tap water will kill me.
>>56689881
Hey, it's just a joke, man. We love you. A-at least I do
>>56691820
Doesn't your shithole have a huge problem with pirates?
>>56691820
>Eats cats and dogs daily
>Has to carry bribe money everywhere for the kek police
>Country's main export is Vomit and Kek Porn
>Beggars literally mutilate themselves in the street for money
Riiiggggghhhtttooo Mmmaaaattttteee
>>56689881
I am an Australian, who lives everyday surrounded by redneck, fuck up dole bludging cunts, and I could not agree more with the perception of aussies on this site. You all make me fucking sick.
>>56691532
This should sum up the views
>>56691820
>Singapore
>The country that seems out to literally criminalise having fun whatsoever
No wonder you're such an angry little chinky-poo. Cry harder.
>>56692043
Dont forget his big fucking forhead
>>56692092
He looks like a light bulb
Been livin' is Astarya fer 20 years...and you hafta know the Astaryan culture before judgin'...they racist and direct people they tell you in ya face most of the times...but racism comes from not accepting new people...Polish and Italian are more racist than white Aussies...most of whites gave you a fair go...some polish cunt mocked my accent when his parents spoke like Tarzan and Jane for fuck's sake!...
>>56691539
>>>56691491 (You)
>Atleast our flag doesnt have the number of states in our country because you cant count to 50 on your hands and feet
count fingers toes, poke yourself in one eye, count finger toes again, poke self in other eye, hold breath, can't bend over to count toes 50 !
now fuckoff ya deaf austy
>>56689881
literally
>shitpost: the thread
shitthread
sage
>>56691890
>>56691917
>>56691968
Auskeks online demonstrate their level of retardation akin to Amerilard ignorance.
Nothing new from a nation of shitposters with data caps for their third world internet.
>>56692164
what culture you faggot reffo cunt, there's more culture in tub of yoghurt left to rot in the sun
>>56692230
Wouldn't you love to be able to chew gum? smelly chink cunt from singapoo
Aussies don't have a clue about the foreign world...they go abroad thinking that they're still in Austraya ...they are very naive about that...just like ameriburgers...they don't do it on purpose is just ignorance...
>>56690235
;) working on it.
>>56689881
WE GON B ALRITE
m8
I am okay with who I am
>>56692388
If we somehow disrupt the Burger supply in America, the shitposting accusations would decrease almost immediately.
>>56692329
>le bubblegum meme
>ad hominems
Weak bant m8. Even a 12 yr old could bant better.
>>56691781
>What the fuck are you on about? Get your fingers out of your cousins asshole
Again...this is why normies don't like you.
>>56689881
nah m8, you just cant stand the banter, I dont even think you could comprehend what it is to do a maccas run to recover from a good pissup after some hard yakka, or what it is to have a technicolour yawn after a sly bulls-eye floater smothered in dead horse.
Why I bet you fucking havent even gone walkabout for some sly-grog after the 6 o'clock swill runs dry of the amber, let alone what it is to only pretend to give a shit about aerial ping pong while the ankle biters are around.
Some day you're going to bottle the blood's worth of a bloke who got up in a blue while sitting around the bush telly spinning a yarn about some bunyip around the back of bourke (that's near wup-wup for you yankees), but until then you're not even within a cooee of the big smoke, let alone seeing a true blue, rough and tumble aussie battler at work.
>>56692621
LEL
black kid doesn't have hand on white kids shoulder, but on his neck.
>that face
SWEDEN
I love Aussies, most amusing posters on /pol/ tbqh
>>56692628
If I weren't American I would have to be Australian.
Most other countries just look like pansy bitch c u c k fests compared to USA and Australia.
>>56690105
>Any other Aussies tired of emus?
>1933
Hey Guys! I just found out about this fact that happen almost 100 years ago. Awesome timing.
If that was 20 - 40 years ago, I'd be impressed however you missed the mark by 82 years.
>>56692601
you don't even know the meaning of bantz m8, the truth is that I don't know enough about your city state to be creative so all I have is memes to draw on
I discovered some speed dealer Aussie meme on facebook.
had a good chuckle, need me some speed dealers
>>56692883
you can find at your local gas station m8, just find the shittest and brightest pair of sunnies available then lose like 100kg
>>56692875
They are autocratic island Jews whose whole culture is based around accumulating currency and consumerism because they're not allowed to do anything else.
>>56690236
>Australians are literally royalty in his country
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>56692628
Poo in loo
>>56692850
Fine... Uh.. Aboriginese.. Killer... Killer spiders... Roos... Ste...Stev...STEVE IRWIN
LOL YOU FAGGOTS STILL MOURNING STEVE IRWIN OR WHAT
>>56693147
>Inbred Tasmanian marries an inbred royal
Same shit, just with fancier digs and trappings tbqh.
>>56689881
It's oppression, I'm so fed up with American Privilege
>>56689881
Stop shitposting and you won't get labeled as one. Just like if niggers stopped doing nigger stuff they wouldn't be discriminated against.
>>56689881
This shit is dumb. Who gives a fuck? Australians posting about their validation on this board is egocentric af. Any post to do with Australia get's flooded only because Australians like attention acknowledgment. Those in other countries - don't feed this, just ignore it, don't feed the meme.
Australians can say and do whatever we want, whenever we want. If anyone has a problem with Australia then feel free to come here and change our ways. If the heat doesnt kill you the governemt will throw you on an island prison to molest children and sew your asshole and mouth shut with the other shitskins. And america cant invade because the coons will steal all the petrol from your planes and tanks, great whites as big as your kankle will eat your naval ships, and your soldiers will be killed by white tips and drop bears. Get mad fuckers. You're just jealous your forefathers landed their fleets on the wrong continent
Domestic Violence Q&A thread where?
>>56693291
Make one.
We need to coax the bingoanon to get her tits out.
>>56691820
Because nobody in Singapore has ever committed a crime.....
Also any incident regarding a minority in Singapore is usually covered. Where as a Singaporean doing the exact same thing would be ignored by media.
>>56693273
why would America ever invade Australia? To capitalize on red dirt? You outback hicks don't have anything
>>56689881
No, because I am not a pussy that actually cares what others think of me.
Also, if you are being called a shitposter when you are not shitposting, your opinions are shit.
Harden the fuck up.
>>56693360
We dont have Mexicans or Americans, our black people all live in the desert or public toilets, we have the best landscape, our women are far hotter..the list goes on
>>56689881
we all get our memes aussie. Deal with it.
We got Trudeau
American got fatness and everything around it and tons of other insults too.
India got the poop
Sweden and germany got the kuck
UK with the guns
Greece with debt
Japan anime/pedo
Israel being Israel
French surrender
Really the only respected countries are poland and russia.
>>56693170
M8 dont talk shit about stevie cunts hes a true blue hero took the stinger right on didnt even dodge like ya poofta cunts would
>>56689881
It doesn't happen that often outside of friendly banter and joking though. But once on /v/ I non thinkingly used the word cunt in a post and got jumped on by three retards calling out all my arguments as just aussie shitposting and not legit and most people believed it.
Mad me pretty mad to be honest. Other than that one time though it hasn't been a problem for me. Contrary it's a badge of honor that people are so baited by us when we literally don't even try. I rarely purposefully shitpost.
>>56689881
Have you tried not being a soft cunt?
Don't like it use a fucking proxy
odds are your thread was shit
>>56689881
It's the stupid fucking flags, remember the good old days when you could chose your flag? You see we Aussies had an unfair advantage in that we're pretty worldly and have decent edumications and so we're able to easily imitate posters from other nations. This angered them and thus flags were initiated to illuminate the Aussies, they know we're too tight to buy a pass and too lazy for continuous working proxies and so It has worked a treat.
They're trying hard to kill /pol because it was copping a lot of flak and so I say fuck em.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oTR-kGgF2EI
Straya threads brings the shitpost out in all of us
>Ctrl+f
>Harden the fuck up.
>Results 1 of 1
We are not pulling our weight in telling this soft cock to harden the fuck up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y
>>56693536
>>56661984
You tell me, I certainly got a lot of people talking.
>>56689881
>make serious post
>get disregarded as shitposter
>just started shitposting since nobody will take me seriously anyway
It's like the liberal prediction of 'bullying muslims will turn them into terrorists!' came true for me.
>>56693463
Your women rarely have all of their teeth. We keep our thugs in containment centers. Just about every creature in Australia will kill you, and your landscape just looks like a shitty version of Arizona
>>56693741
This, if you expect us all to act a certain way.
Don't be surprised when we act the way you expected us to.
>>56690405
Fuck off, Jamal go marry a burger or something
>This cannot continue.
or what?
>literally lost a war to emus
>>56693466
Do Canadians not understand humor? Seems like you guys always fall for these jokes. In the spirit of Commonwealth relations, here you go:
>The joke is that he gets called a shitposter, then starts a shitpost thread.
>>56694037
most of us are humble in defeat
>>56689881
>not liking our reputation for shitposting
If you make a good point people will acknowledge it regardless of whether your nation's a shitposting nation or not. Buttblasted Melbournian detected.
>>56693741
So you are a abo terrorist now?
Mods should just start banning any Aussies who don't shit post
>>56690949
>Amerilards so fat they literally cannot lighten up
>>56694087
Personally, I love you retarded Aussie bastards. You're the comic relief of /pol, and usually at your own expense.
>>56693170
>LOL YOU FAGGOTS STILL MOURNING STEVE IRWIN OR WHAT
Nah, Pretty much people forgot about that after a week. I remember it was like he's dead and it was like alright..
then we moved on.
>Aboriginese
No one really cares about that, I found that you can claim that status by technically. Simply because Aboriginal means that you are born of this country.
>>56694191
If I am does that mean you'll make my bed for me Hans?
>>56693753
I didn't realise the presidency was a containment center as well
>>56693795
based West Spain, defender of us poor aussie victims
>>56689881
>>56689881
Fucking KEK
Dundee dindu nuffin wrong m8
>>56689881
Don't fight it, its pointless. We will always be thought of as shitposters.
Embrace it. We may as well do what we are expected to do, for our own enjoyment- why not?
>>56689881
Fuckan continent of kangaroo fuckan shit posters
>>56689881
I prefer the term "larrikin"
>>56694273
Yer economy is literally smaller than californias shitposter
>>56694975
who gives a shit
>>56694975
cool
>>56695014
Jamal lets you have internet in your kek shed?
>>56694975
>Using the world's shittiest, most degenerate state as an example
When the harpies of Social Justice begin clawing at your door, and you logic and reason has failed in your defense, look to the south my friends.
You shall have our bantz.
>>56689881
you fucking shitposting fag
>>56694975
You sure blew them the fuck out eh fatboy?
>>56689881
I hear you, Aussiebro. Certain people around here tend to derail discussions with their knee-jerk meme responses.
I imagine Indians are pretty fed up with that lazy "poo in the loo" meme, too.
>>56689881
harden up softcock
>>56695211
Watch out for the next earthquake, sheep lover.
#australianshitpostsmatter
No. Just no
>>56691539
>federal star
>>56695317
that's justified though
>>56692963
Whelp. Can't put it better myself
>>56689881
m8 if you haven't figured out that the quickest way to derail a thread if not half the board is to shitpost with an Australian proxy or literal shitpost with an Indian proxy, then it's time to go.
>>56690147
Seen this many times, still funny.
https://youtu.be/ANmdAw46HZw?t=394
Russel Coight's All Aussie Adventures.
Coight is slang for anus, fyi
>>56691585
>>56691154
>tfw when live on GC all my life and never went to schoolies cus im a perma neet
rough
