Marco Rubio is a fucking swordmaster. Is /pol/ this far from the truth? How could you not want this man in office? He will just slice peoples heads off if he can't get shit done. Jesus Christ guys.
>>56689851
>make fun of illegals
>chops your head off
>enter speech about muh cuban parents here for justification of your death and another blow to free speech
Dat Jeb tho.
>>56689989
Jeb shit his pants when Marco pulled the blade out. He is officially stumped
>>56689851
>''Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society.
>''I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down.''
>Bush then unsheathed a golden sword and gave it to Rubio as a gift.
>''I'm going to bestow to you the sword of a great conservative warrior,'' he said, as the crowd roared.
>>56689851
I love Rubio. He'll be vp at the very least. The dude is liked by a lot of different people. I even know libs who like the way he speaks and carries himself.
>>56690138
Wtf is this lad why you shitposting australia proxy
>>56690207
Yeah and then he sweats like he just ran a mile in the tropics
>>56690220
thats an actual quote of what Jeb Bush said when gave him the sword
http://www.slate.com/blogs/weigel/2012/01/30/the_sword_of_chang.html
>>56690309
*when he gave Rubio
>>56690309
How stupid is Bush? He knows Marco is a backstabber...
>>56690138
>>56690309
What the fuck
>>56689851
>swordmaster
>literally Reddit: The Martial Art
Uh... 'No'
>>56689851
With the way he is gorilla-mitting that sword, there is no fucking way he is a "swordmaster".
>>56691250
it's a ceremonial Japanese style grip, don't insult such intricacies
>>56691628
No it isnt, dafuq you on? You cant do a traditional Iaido grip on a whatever-the-fuck-smokeshop-crap that sword is supposed to be. There is no subtle cant in the hilt, it isnt long enough, and katana dont have crossguards.
>>56690309
Hahaha holy shit, this is amazing.
>>56691814
>There is no subtle cant in the hilt, it isnt long enough, and katana dont have crossguards.
