what is the final solution to the turkish problem?
>>56688140
You.
https://youtu.be/9E9Vrul_ZRc
Pretty good solution
>>56688140
How much you want for it?
>>56688140
Shoot their planes down.
>>56688140
remove them all, vlad
>>56688140
Obviously
Rape them m8
>>56688140
Radiation
>>56688167
>>56688201
>>56688210
>>56688221
>>56688140
Work together for once FFS and remove them all.
>>56688140
I will honestly protest my government if they go up against mother Russia.
This is why white people should never elect a nigger. The entire white race hangs on the balance as our nigger president thinks about whether mass genocide is a good idea or not.
On the bright side, if he does fuck up, we can forever hate socialism and niggers. Of course I'm sure liberals would still say "not all niggers are like that"
>>56688278
How about you fucking chip in then? What's wrong with letting Russia deal with its own shit, or has Germany forgotten what its like to wear big boy pants?
>>56688295
I am with you, I will not accept war with Russia.
![Tsar_Bomba___a_Comparison_by_rindojustrindo[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KvTYX97.png "Tsar Bomba a Comparison by rindojustrindo[1]")
>>56688140
Ask your grandfather.
>>56688357
>has Germany forgotten what its like to wear big boy pants?
Yes my country men prefer kneesocks instead
>>56688741
nice try herr goebbels. cats don't have tear ducts.
>>56688140
Remix it up ivan, gulags, gulag everywhere.
What was Russia's response to their planes being shot down?
>>56689081
War is likely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t53R7L0W4wY
>>56688295
It's got nothing to do with the fact he's a nigger and everything to do with the fact it's Russia, and Turkey are a part of NATO.
>>56689157
What kindof faggot invades the Middle east as Russia? China is the only way to go, to get those juicy juicy populated states.
>>56689227
I don't give a shit about NATO, not going to protect Turkey COUP White house if needed.
>>56688621
unfortunately if you're russia you can't exactly nuke the bosphorus, considering it's really your only way out of the black sea
glass the rest of the country though, maybe just burn and pillage istanbul as a port for glorious mother russia
>>56689157
really? Like for real? Didn't Obama defend Turkey too?
Is WW3 really coming?
>>56689403
>100+ infamy
>Fuck British Raj
>Russia
never fucking mind senpai, you play vick2 like a beast.
>>56689157
>Blocked in Germany
God bless Turkey, they've initiated the first significant move to a third world war I've anxiously been waiting for.
>>56688140
Here's your solution. I'm sure Georgia won't mind.
>>56689698
>Cucкed in Germany
Nuclear annihilation of every muslim dominant country. then expelling all the other muslims from the remaining countries in concentration camps located in the nuclear wasteland, at which point you then nuke them all again.
Repeat until the problem ceases.
>>56689940
I say we nuke all Christian/Jewish nation instead and watch every problem in the word disappear.
>>56688140
30% of the population is part of a minority and about 18-25% are apparently Kurds. So with a quarter of that number potentially being Kurds hopefully Russia will arm them and have push for sovereignty. Let the kebab fight the kebab.
>>56690016
Fuck off Ahmed
>>56690069
Fuck off Joseph
Step 1: Turn off their gas
Step 2: Turn on the other gas
Trust me, I'm an expert
>>56690016
its always a problem when kebabs think they have a say in western politics
go play in the street kid the adults got work to do
>>56690016
You're on the terror watchlist now Muhammad
>>56690021
58 million actual turks in turkey, 20 million kurds.
Turks are gone to the history books, good riddance finally brittiania/secular french traitors are weak enough for Christ to dominate.
>>56688167
This, without the Brits and French in a position to start a Crimean war 2: Cossack boogaloo Russia can reach Turkey easily.
Eye gouging
It's tradition.
>>56690016
Here's a better idea we launch all nukes at the same time at random directions and just end the suffering.
>>56688140
Megali Ideal
Obviously
>>56688621
>Nuking Constantinople
>Being this much of a raging faggot
Come on America, get your shit together!
Please wait until they've launched Mount & Blade Bannerlord and then remove kebab.
>>56690998
>Bulgaria
Well it might finally stop them from being eternally buttblasted. It's ours though.
>>56690998
Take the black sea access away from kurdistan and give it to turkey. It will work better that way, kurdistan is a shithole, turkey is slightly less of a shithole
>ITT
>losers wanting a rematch
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_War_of_Independence
>>56688140
Either do what Erdogan wants or what Russia, EU and US want
>Erdogan wants his country to become the only beacon for a reasonable Islam among developped countries, in opposition to all the "barbarians". Accept Turkey in EU, it will represent Islam in the NWO. All other muslim cunts stay Evil. Saudi Arabia and friends will become evil at the very moment they don't have oil anymore.
Or
>All muslims are our common actual evil that bring us all together, US, EU, Russia and even China. Good for PR, everybody wins. Nuke them a bit to turn turkey into another one of these muslims harmless cunts, continue with the "civilized world Vs Muslim barbarians" story. Saudis and friends becomes evil at the very moment they don't have oil anymore.
>>56688140
>>56690998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4qpT_ow3sc
>>56691363
you are highly over estimating erdoğan. He was a western project, backed by eu and usa against more westskeptic seculars. Just like saddam his expiration date came and now he is going against the western interests and try to hold into the power (which he has to, due to corruption charges)
>>56691287
That's mainly because King Constantine was retarded.
>"Hurr we don't need the Brits or France, Germoney will help us for sure."
Wish the Allies killed him instead of exiling him.
>>56691626
>Germoney will help us for sure."
same logic of ottomans before siding with germans in ww1
eternal deutch.
>>56691287
Yes, enjoy your 5 minutes of fame. You're just like the idiots we saw cheering and burning US flags after 9/11.
>>56691690
We can agree on one thing.
In wars Germany always disappoints it's allies in the end.
>>56688140
Tell Israel they can have it if they clean it up. Give then billions more in aid. New Israel now consists of turkey, syria and the existing country.
IN exchange they stop interfering with Europe and we send all the jews and socialists to live in greater Israel.
Build wall around Europe.
Solved.
>>56691776
pay dembts
Nuke
>>56691576
Sources?
I am fairly certain being the western representant of Islam was his goal. And he somehow could manage to do it by playing the right numbers, but, he his a massively stupid egocentric faggot that failed miserably and now tries his best to still be a thing. And since he still fails, he now seems to panic.
Considering how we westerners handle things in Middle East, I don't think he will just get removed so Turkey gets statu quo. If Turkey shows some signs of extremism, we'll be totally in a "World Vs muslims" situation. Good for or actual narration of History. I wonder if crusades are good for PR in non-catholic cunts though.
>>56691124
Megali Ideal mah Byza
>>56688140
> Russian occupation of Turkey
> The return of Kurdish, Armenian & Greek lands stolen during Ottoman dynasty.
>>56690998
>what is Pontus
>what is Dardanelles
>the fuck we would need Smyrna and all that west coast?
>>56690189
>British
>Joseph
Clearly his name is Muhammed
