>You're invited to the White House for a private dinner with President Obama
>He jokes around with you during the meal then leans in
"So Anon, off the record and between us, ask me anything and I'll answer you honestly."
What does /pol/ ask?
>>56686119
Where were you born?
>he jokes around with then leans in
wew lad
>>56686248
BACKWARDSFRANCE IT IS YOU
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>>56686119
"Immigration is really just a method to destabilize the economy and security of the west, isn't it?"
>>56686757
That's regular France
Is there extraterrestrial life involved with Earth in any way?
1.how big is michael's penis?
a. is it a feminine penis?
>>56686248
>Reunion
Ayy lmao
Where's your father?
>>56686936
It's upside-down france
>>56686119
Are you muslim ?
>>56686119
How many licks does it take to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop?
>>56686119
>"OK so Michelle is clearly a man, so who's the highest profile dude you've hooked up with on the side?"
>>56686757
>american education
I guess you also believe North Korea is in Asutralia amiright?
>>56686944
/thread
>>56686119
Are you black?
>>56686248
wtf
Are you top or bottom?
>>56686248
ULTRA RARE
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>>56686119
Does the president really have powers?
>>56686119
Can I see the Bin Laden pictures?
>>56686248
Hello who are you and what is your life like
>>56686119
is it happening ?
>>56686757
>BACKWARDSFRANCE
>BACKWARDS
You fucking IDIOT.
It's the Jews isn't it?
who convinced you that you are the muslim version of the antichrist and why would you be so self destructive as to go along with it
>>56686119
Ayyy lmao
>>56686119
How much lobbying money do you get?
Did you really fuck Trayvon Martin's mum?
I remember you calling him your son.
did you make Ahmed's clock?
"Mup da dib doo, muhfuggen?"
>>56686119
How did a nigger become the president of the United States, you're literally a part of the shittiest race on the planet and any other non-white candidate would've been a better choice than you.
>>56686944
That's what I would ask becuase if anyone is dealing with aliens it's the U.S.
>>56687070
That'll probably disapoint you but I'm only on a vacation here. Life is good, life is good.
>>56686119
Do you really believe in God?
>>56686248
This is what your island is like?? Holy fuck you live on Jurassic World
>>56686248
>LAST WEEK'S ATTACKS
>SAINT-DENIS
HOW FAR DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO
>>56686944
You know the answer is yes.
>>56686119
>did you actually believe that I built a clock xddddd lmao
>>56686248
Shouldn't you be sending out sos signals and looking for wood?
How the fuck do you have internet?
>>56686248
I've been hunting this flag for literally months.
>>56687666
I keked, nice one.
>>56687666
Places like this exist?
I want to go there.
>>56687691
I made a thread yesterday to give the flag to as many people as possible. You must have missed it.
>>56687751
Yeah. I've been busy with other stuff lately.
Anyway. Thank you.
Getting this stupid flag was probably the highlight of my day.
>>56686119
Was it always all a lie?
>>56686119
what's your plan in case hilary actually wins?
>>56687751
Ayyy
>>56687745
There are some incredible places in the world.
"How does it feel like to be Putins bitch?"
>>56687845
No need to thank me.
What's in area 51?
>>56688040
I've been spending a lot of my free time lately watching hippy hiking vidoes and I have come to the conclusion that America is the most beautiful country on Earth and the Sierra Nevadas is the most beautiful area in America. I have no hope of ever doing the Pacific Crest Trail, but maybe one day I can do the John Muir Trail.
>>56686248
How?
>>56686119
How much nuffin could a dinadu do if a dinadu dinadu nuffin?
>>56688243
I highly recommend these areas in the southwest:
Zion
Grand Canyon
Joshua Tree
Bryce Canyon
Monument Valley
>>56688503
God I hope trump annexes us.
>>56688243
Yes anon. I pive in Reno which is in Sierras. Love it, yosemite is a must if you only go to one place. Id also check out Ojai California
>>56686119
When ISIS finally smashes Syria and Iraq and creates a caliphate because your keked, will you send John Kerry to negotiate a nuke deal immediately or will you "feel it out" for a couple weeks?
>>56688789
Me too Canabro. If you go to Joshua Tree, play the album of the same name by U2 while traveling through.
It's like finding god.
>>56688503
i second this motion
>>56688953
I like this anon
>>56686119
How do you get sperm out of your collar?
>>56686119
How did it feel to defeat Romney? That was an epic night for me so I know it had to be for you Mr. president.
>>56686119
hey bby want sum fuk?
what dese bitches want from a nigga?
show me your bikes collection
>>56686119
shes a dude isn't she