>Twice a year, cleaning crews are allowed into the Kaaba (the muslim cube).
>Find the actual cleaning crews and knock them out and steal their clothes
>Wait until Muslim prayer time
>This is your window of opportunity. Because Muslims pray with their heads on the ground, no one is actually watching the Kaaba.
>Sneak in some jackhammers and sound isolation material (you'll need it!)
>Now that you are inside, you can work unseen
>Unattach the base from the ground from inside the cube
>Once the base is unattached, wait until the next prayer
>Load the fucking thing up with extremely powerful magnets
>Have a C-130 fly over with a large magnet hanging from the bottom
>Cube is swooped up and is now on it's way to a private hanger Budapest
>From their, you can make your ransom demands
>Demand that every Muslim leave the west
>Demand that Saudi Arabia sell all of its oil cheap to the US and put the proceeds into your Swiss bank account
>Also demand 72 virgins
You solve the problem of foreign oil, get fucking, save Western civilization from brown people and get to roll around in fresh poon for months.
>>56674366
Maddox is this you with another one of your "use a jetpack to steal the crown jewels" heist ideas?
>>56674366
why not just take a suitcase nuke there and be done with it?
>>56674366
/pol/'s quality of posters have lowered since last year's purging and this post proves it.
>>56674605
How does that solve the Muslims in Europe problem? This would cause them to lash out violently. Plus you don't profit from that in any way.
>>56674605
>suitcase nuke
America. please.
>>56674366
>Not just airdropping several tons of pork viscera on top of it
Ruining it is much better than stealing it. Plus you can just swipe the meteoric cornerstone, it's the only really important part.
>>56674366
did anyone else imagine this post with a montage and music like in the movies?
>>56674366
yea lemme know how that works out for ya champ
>>56674539
He won't do it cause now we all know about it!
Also he's too bluepilled to steal anything, guy's such a pussy now.
>>56674366
>>Demand that Saudi Arabia sell all of its oil cheap to the US and put the proceeds into your Swiss bank account
You're not serious. You realize that the people in power in Saudi Arabia don't give a shit about Islam, right? They're not gonna give up their oil, and thus the only thing they hold over the rest of the world's head, just because you steal some fucking cube.
>>56675031
>You realize that the people in power in Saudi Arabia don't give a shit about Islam, right?
They care a lot about being rich, but they do also care about spreading Islam. That is why they fund terrorist group and have backed the Muslim Brotherhood.
>>56674366
>implying they won't shoot you out of the sky
>implying dropping a bunker buster on it wouldn't be more beneficial
>72 virgins
why so you can have really shitty sex 72 times?
>>56674539
Hey I liked that plan!
>>56674366
Fuckin Ocean's 72
>>56674366
>not crashing a plane into it
WE'RE GOING TO STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE, /POL/
SADDLE UP
>>56674366
Yea? and what's the next step of your master plan?
why not just send a cruise missile?
>>56674366
Bad idea.
Messing with their pretty little cube would be the same as them messing with the Vatican: full blown war.
>>56675629
who gives a shit what you think, portugal.
>>56674366
This is the stupidest shit I ever fucking read.
Just let Isis take it out.
They'll eventually get to it.
>>56674366
This is some Payday kinda shit
>>56675374
The Kaaba stone has been destroyed several times over history. They'd just rebuilt it like they've done before.
>>56675822
twelve year old detected.
>>56674743
>This would cause them to lash out violently.
This is a good thing, because then nobody can claim that Islam is a religion a peace, and everyone would start defending themselves.
>>56675889
just salt the earth afterward with bacon bits.
>>56675629
> a full blown war with goat fuckers is bad?
Whut
>>56675889
one time the sultan of Bahrain stole the stone and successfully ransomed it, the current cracks in it are from when they returned it, they threw it through a mosque window and it broke
How about just fly a plane over and dump a few gallons of pork smoothie and pig shit all over.
>>56677361
> Carpet Bomb them with pig heads...
> They blow themselves up in return
Please do
