Can we get a comfy nigger stories thread?
>be working minimum wage job in HS
>at McDonalds
>niggress from other school gets a job
>goes to a neighboring HS, talk to her about gifted/talented program and our advanced classes
>bring up that she is black
>say nigger around her
>fucking chimps out err time
>calls me a racist all the time
anyways
>be working drive thru cash register
>shes taking the customer orders next to me
>finish giving a customer change and decided to organize change
>see her hand come to the cash register in the distance
>use this oppurtunity to slam the cash drawer when her hand is close
>all the black skin on her finger comes off and you can see red/lighter skin
>starts crying nigger tears saying im a racist
>told her i didnt see her and it was an accident
>then tell her i thought she was going to take the money
>"i was just trying to straighten the bills"
>she stops taking orders and goes to manager
>manager asks what the issue was, niggress explains
>manager tells me to stop taking money and sends me to the front to talk to him, tell him the story
>turns out nigress (her name is Ajanae but she likes to go by AJ) has been in trouble for some shit before
>tell manager that the other manager told me not to let anyone touch my cash drawer
>manager says i should apologize, maybe hug her
>go to her with manager and apologize, she just stares at me and then looks away like a bitch
>move in for the hug
>she starts to chimp out
>manager starts cracking up and says he was just kidding
>a few weeks later she gets written up for trying to give her friends in a car 30ish dollars free meals in the drive thru (they were caught before they got their food)
>gets a weird nigger male to work there, from another HS which is known for drugs (called The Pharmacy)
>nigger comes into work in a wife beater and huge ass shorts and basketball shoes before shift and goes to change into work clothes in bathroom
>manager tells him not to come in dressed like that again
>>56669337
funny meme chaim
>>56669281
>Comfy nigger stories.
Okay.
I live in New Zealand, meaning we don't have any niggers. Life is pretty comfy.
>>56669590
Maori?
dont you guys have some form of abos too?
>>56669844
Yeah, but Maori are Nigger Lite™
>>56669928
canadian abos are pretty much Nigger Lite™
they're mostly on welfare and complain about living on reserves as well as living in cities
>be me 20 year scottishkek in university
>meet girl at student weekend party shit
>banging a few times through the week
>the following weekend we go to another student party this time together
>black exchange student from fuck knows where groped the girl a few times
>takes a few of us to drag him out due to ape rage
>he got a weekend in the cells
>hung himself on the sunday before he got out
>worked in a Porno Shop, niggers were widely hated but everyone else was cool
>on night shift, she-boon on her phone comes in
>talkin' talkin' talkin' on dat phone
>she in a good mood and shit
>comes up to the counter with a vibratory and some swishers
>I ring it up and tell her the total
>she hands me an EBT (welfare) card
>tell her she can't use that here, no way
>she gets hyper agitated
>starts chimping out in the store while on the phone
>I cross my arms and just stare
>cussed me out, demands I take welfare payment for her sex toys
>no FUCKING way lady
>she finally grumbles and pays in cash after this bid production
Niggers. Everytime they cause a problem family.
