would you /pol/?
>>56667163
Hell yeah I wouldn't
I'd kill Bush Sr. just to rid the world of three terrible politicians.
I would take Hitler and mechanize him so he could never die.
Think Stroheim from JoJo's Bizarre adventure.
I have a copy of Mein Kampf on my bookshelf right now anon
>>56667163
I would take care of baby Hitler and teach him how to exterminate all his enemies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGChrrFI0B0
>>56667163
He would have child sacrificial instincts with his grandfather being Aleister Crowley!!
>abortion is bad
>kill baby hitler
Baby Hitler did nothing wrong
>>56667163
No . Because Hitler was a Nice guy
>do you still beat your wife
they must be dumb to actually answer this
"I would very quickly disrupt our universe in ways unimaginable."
Every idiot saying they would modify the past so easily is naive. Stepping on butterflies is one thing, but this would instantly and dramatically change history, and perhaps not for the better.
Can you imagine if say the Weimar Republic was never allowed to fall and kekmany became kekmany decades ahead of schedule, or even submitted entirely to Communism?
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>56667163
Advocating for infanticide, what a monster.
All Americans, whether they like him or not, are forever indebted to Donald Trump for crushing Jeb's campaign and saving America from 4 years of his Presidency.
Pre-crime punishments, what a cluck.
>>56667503
>>56667283
HW was awesome though.
>>56667488
Yeah it's a bait question and he enthusiastically answered it with no pause just like when he sperged out about fantasy football during the debate.
>somehow find a way to travel back in time
>infiltrate the Hitler state as a butler or a cock
>kidnap and kill baby Adolf while his parents aren't home
>the maid buys another baby from some dubious looking gypsies and the Hitler family never realize anything
>the future refused to change
>>56667630
Read my lips, no he wasn't.
>>56667163
Wouldnt it be better to just like, get a Jewish couple to adopt him or something?
Surely a drastic change of orgins would alter his outcome, the butterfly affect and all that.
>>56667833
Only 2% of /pol/ is going to be old enough to remember his campaign pledge
>>56667920
This makes me feel old, thanks circumcisedkun
>>56667163
No, because I don't want to start a temporal paradox.
I'm also not jewish.
>>56667599
No USA > No 4chan
>>56667163
>being a consequentialist
Shiggy diggy doo.
>>56667907
There's the age old cliche time travel movie plot of having a hot Jew woman go back in time and seduce him.
>>56667163
Killing babies is bad. Unless they are jews.
>>56668237
>>56668179
>implying this is a bad thing
I'm Jewish, so yes. I don't care if it would erase my future existence. Absolutely worth it.
>>56667163
yes, he destroyed Europe and by extension the white race. He shouldn't have done total war.
>>56668229
I would send women back to receive his seed and breed a new master race in the present
>>56668199
>people's intentions are what matter
i have a phone call from the real world, would you like to accept the charges?
>>56667163
>killing a baby
babies aren't born anti-semitic. When we grow up everything around us shapes who we are.
Jed Bush is basically a huge moron
I'd give baby Hitler a scholarship to art school :)
>>56668199
Kantian ethics are for c u c k s. Enjoy being exploited.
Yes, and I'd take out the whole goddamn nursery just to be sure.
I'd set the course of history straight...
>>56667163
You can't.
Going back in time to kill Hitler would erase the need to go back in time to kill Hitler.
Time travel paradoxes are fun! Also time travellers theoretically can go back in time but cannot interact with anyone or anything due to the traveller not actually existing yet. They can observe what's going on but no one will be able to see them, hear them or interact with the traveller.
U mad Jeb? Yeh u mad. LOL
If time travel was a thing, it'd probably go the way of DBZ, and time police would probably keep the decades harboring WW1 and WW2 off-limits or establish a kill-on-sight policy, because every shitty policy and/or power-grab mindset stemming from either war would no longer exist
Killing Hitler is also the easy way out, I'd just bring a history book with me to 1910-ish Germany, then showcase to them how their entire population will forever be the global whipping-boy post-WW1, and they should be able to figure out everything else from there
>>56667163
I'd get his ass into art school
>>56669143
>implying he was a good artiest
>>56668900
>Also time travellers theoretically can go back in time but cannot interact with anyone or anything due to the traveller not actually existing yet. They can observe what's going on but no one will be able to see them, hear them or interact with the traveller.
Never heard of this, and would love to see what kind of thought experiments or mathematics were used to proof this.
It's legit exciting.
>>56669177
grease a few palms, my man
>>56669284
You would need to be able to travel faster than the speed of light.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_nonlocality
But it allows for a traveller to go back. Albeit it's harder than going forward.
If you can find the episode somewhere I think Morgan Freeman did an episode which goes into a lot of dumbed down and greater detail with other theories that allow for time travel.
http://www.universetoday.com/87605/through-the-wormhole-episode-can-we-travel-faster-than-light/
I only saw a bit of it where they talk about timeline curves. But I can't find it online so you do some digging or torrenting if you can.
You'll like it.
>>56669177
he was, he just wasn't into abstract art, you know, like the shitting out of your vagina onto a canvas
he drew scenery and portraits, not scribbles and "feelings"
>>56668900
>there could be countless time travelers watching you fap
>>56669753
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2pfnrc
Found it.
It was this one, watch it all. It talks about what I said about going back but not being able to interact.
WATCH IT.
>>56667163
>Pro-life
>would enthusiastically murder a baby.
ayy Yeb!
>>56669861
>implying
He wasn't very good. His art was incredibly uninspired and he had serious trouble with depth. The best he could hope for would be to be a guy who makes cheap art for Italian restaurants or something.
He was hurt by the shift to more abstract art but that wasn't the sole reason why he was rejected.
>>56669177
>implying
He was the best artist lol ur a troll
>>56669861
>feelings
>sociopath
>feelings
Pick one
>>56670051
do you think he was a sociopath because your middle school history book said so? it also said abraham and mohammad signed the declaration of independence
I'd kill him as an adult and become the greatest American hero the world has or will ever see.
>>56669964
around 27 minutes in he talks about closed timeline curves which allow us to bypass FTL travel.
I'd talk him out of suicide t b h
>>56667755
Cool clock, Jeb.
>>56670139
No I think hes a sociopath because he showed the obvious symptoms of psychopathy...
but no, he was a pretty cool guy
http://thegreateststorynevertold.tv/10-reasons-why-hitler-was-one-of-the-good-guys/
Hitler thought the jews were pretty cool actually
In other words hitler did nothing wrong
>>56668577
This
>>56667920
No new taxes.
>>56667163
But a baby is innocent and incapable of thought. Jeb confirmed a shit
>>56667808
That was the plot of some old ass scifi channel show I saw years back, twilight zone, whatever ...
>>56668993
Read up on the Cassandra Complex before you try that.
>>56671005
>babies are innocent
>okay to kill jewish babies
This is why aliens refuse to visit us
>>56667163
>Erasing Israel
Jeb confirmed Anti-Semite.
I don't want to cause a butterfly effect, so no.
>>56669964
>>56669753
>>56670181
Glorious, thank you!
Any politician with half a brain will reject the premise because of the impossibility of paradox.
If you kill baby Hitler you'll never know that Hitler existed and so will not kill baby Hitler.
>>56667833
Hard to read your lips with a dick in your mouth
>>56672434
Read my dick lips, no he wasn't
>>56667163
Jeb must be asked HOW he would kill Baby Hitler. That would be a much more interesting question.
I want to hear the Republicans talk about how they'd kill a baby on live TV. That would be pleasantly surreal.
>>56667488
Based God David Stern actually asked this to Jim Rome on espn radio when Rome asked about the frozen envelope conspiracy
