>LOL NZ is so irrelevant!
So sick of this shit. We:
>split the atom
>climbed mount everest
>first country to stand up to the USA with their nuclear shit
>punch well above our weight in media
>first country to declare war on Germany in WW2
>hardly even got wrecked by the financial crisis because of our economy
>one of the countries with the most freedom according to surveys
Australia: budget edition.
>>56661855
When did Australia turn its stars red
>>56661855
Shut up you little cunt I'm tired of your shit
>>56662091
Too poor to travel to New Zealand and see what it's like, Ahmed?
First manned flight, before Wright Bros.
First to give woman the vote :^)
calm down lil brother
First entirely homosexual populated country too.
>>56661855
You forgot.
>Whites are not a minority.
>>56662533
Have been, beautiful outside of cities, all the smart people have left for better money elsewhere and it has the living standard of Southern Europe in the 90s
>Lord of the rings
>Snow for skiing and snowboarding
That's it New Zealand.
Nobody cares about anything else at all about you
>>56662645
Great idea
>>56661855
>we wuz kings n shiet
>>56662846
New Zealand
>2.05 births per woman (2012)
Australia
>1.93 births per woman (2012)
>>56661855
Literally who?
We're irrelevant mate.
Rutherford was working for the English.
Hillary was working for the the English.
Shot ourselves in the foot.
Okay.
We weren't attacked anyway.
Okay.
>Surveys.
>>56662846
You'd know...LOL
>>56661855
Then why do I keep hearing ads on the radio pleading for all you sheep fuckers to go back to NZ?
Hundreds of thousands of you left cause it's shit, and you much prefer the Australian way of life.
Only irrelevant countries talk about the relevance of other countries.
>>56663148
More NZers are leaving Australia and coming home than are leaving here now.
Why do all you kiwiniggers come here? Fuck off with your queerfem accent. Id rather have refugee shitskins here than you filthy fucks.
>>56663196
>only known for a canal
>>56661855
of course you fuckers are irrelevant, and you're fucking stupid for not appreciating and taking advantage of that fact.
there's not a massive target painted to your back, you don't have half the world expecting you to rack up your national debt by being a global cop.
you can just sit tight and throw your tax dollars at domestic programs while enjoying your majority while country away from the bigger problems of the world.
just don't get colonized by the chinks you stupid fucks.
>>56663222
Good. Take the fucken Maoris back with you. Fuck man, some of them are just monsters.
Infact we should send some abos over there, see how you like it.
>>56663363
This is the best post so far
>>56663356
See? There you go again.
>>56663249
Money.
>>56661855
Literally none of those are something to be proud of m8
>>56662942
They have a lot of sheep... Great place if you're into knitting.
>>56662927
>standard of living of Europe in the 90's
>Is 7th in HDI
>0.001 below Germany
Ok
>>56662645
This was a mistake
>>56661855
NZ is shit. Australia and the whole of the Southern Hemisphere is shit. Its filled with South Sea savages, Niggers and Injuns; It has no culture, history or relevance
>but muh cultural cringe!
Fuck off. You know its shit
>>56663564
I spent about 3 months on the south island a couple years ago.
beautiful country and generally very nice people, but tall poppy syndrome is absolutely real and completely disgusting.
having spent my childhood in rural USA, my teen years in the suburbs of a larger city, and my young adulthood downtown in a very large city, I'm pretty solid on knowing what I like an don't.
NZ is about the size and population of Colorado, so it boggles my mind why they think they *need* any sort of international prominence.
Just chill the fuck out and enjoy the fact that your biggest problem is that people can maybe make a little more money in Shitpostopia.
>>56661855
Also, lol pls don't claim our work as your own.
The Atom as split at McGill by a NZ dude, this doesn't mean you guys split it.
>inb4 irrelevant country fight
>>56664008
Depends where you live desu. Northland and the East Coast are shitholes. The rest of the country is nice, though.
>>56661855
Gr8 country.
>>56664155
>being a greenie
>>56664155
>Environmental statistics
>China
OKAY
>>56661855
poopeeland on poorious poorelevancy and poopeeicide watch
>>56662417
FUCKING KEK
>>56661855
Oi cuz. Chill down bro. Have a te mea and a mean fead at the take away and you should chip right up bro. If you want we can grab your jandals and chibbuies and have us a swim up in da norfland bro. Lemme jus have us a cuppy and a fag. Oi you got dose bro town DVDs my bros cuzzy let u use?
>>56664145
I dont think a white kiwi knows what a true shithole is.
>>56661855
>one of the countries with the most freedom according to surveys
LMFAO. Hey bud, we invented it and we do it best. Now fuck off and be a bartender in a resort town or work on a cruise ship. Only time i run into you wannabee australians.
It's like listening to a manlet try to defend himself
>>56664155
>China talking about the environment
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
First country in the world to make fucking sheep legal
>>56664562
Sorry Panama. I didn't mean to bring back memories of your childhood. Please accept this rare Pepe as an apology.
>>56664570
At least we don't have a Mexican infestation.
>Retailers mark up everything by 300%
>Lobby the government to slash the import tax threshold to make the local market more 'competetive' .
Literally jew.
>>56664705
LOL, were taking care of that with TRUMP. What are you gonna do with your island nigger maori problem?
>>56664618
We're taller than you too, lad.
Look at this guy, all proud of himself and shit. What a faggot. Let's bash him
>>56661855
Without you, our ANZAC cookies would just be AAC's
:)
>>56665153
They're bikkies, not cookies
>>56661855
>first country to declare war on Germany in WW2
:^)
Also, don't forget women's suffrage.
>>56665258
FUCK OFF THEN CUNT I'D RATHER EAT AN AAC COOKIE
FUCKING IRRELEVANT SHITCUNT
I'LL SEND YOU SOME MORE POSSUMS TO KILL YOUR SHIT WILDLIFE
>>56661855
Why do you care about being relevant
NZ is quite literally irrelevant, you're left off of maps and some people even think you're part of Australia (should be 2bh)
But there's nothing wrong with that
>>56665446
He's right though they are bikkies. Are you a seppo or some shit?
>>56665759
Being irrelevant is the best thing about this country desu.
Why do we care? Means uneducated muslims won't even know we exist
>>56661855
Why did you kick us out? I can't imagine we were threatening you...
>>56666431
Hippies
>>56666692
That sucks... maybe we can be friends again.
>>56663384
Nah, mate, they're staying.
Just wait 'til those treaty claims start coming in.
You're fucked.
>>56665759
This, to be honest family.
Being insignificant is half the appeal.
>>56661855
>>56661855
>>first country to declare war on Germany in WW2
anon...
Check me out, not so irrelevant now!
>>56661855
also congrats on getting the new flag soon, NZ
It will stand for a vain jews legacy and nothing else, get shrekt keks
>>56661855
do you look at the flags in the posts? its almost entirely Australia that gives you guys shit honestly. I'd personally love to live in NZ
>>56667025
You'll be next big bro, better help us set a precedent
>>56661855
>wanting to be relevant on /pol/
countries only come up here when awful shit is happening to them
>>56667236
jakes on you its gonna be the chinese flag
>>56664155
>china
>>56667236
We won't change our flag, the only way we would even consider it is if Australia became a republic.
>>56661855
>first country to declare war on Germany WW2
ayyyyyy lmao
>>56661855
Our Country isn't worth much to be bragging about. Especially with the Maoris and John Key.
>>56661855
Don't listen to this faggot
Anyone who tries to derive their self importance from stupid shit like this really needs help.
Fun fact: Most of these le epic Australian shitposters live with their parents and have a manchild disorder (you can tell by their infinite butthurt towards everything)
why would we want to sink as low as them?
>>56665046
We only have Maoris, you have injuns and then you have spics on top of that. Not to mention all the niggers and jews.
>>56661855
We're a nice country to live in but we aren't really very relevant on a world scale. We should just remain isolationist and do our thing while the world ticks by and ignores us
>>56664143
Rutherford also discovered protons
>>56667862
I know rite
we can sink much lower than that
>>56664117
Underrated post.
>>56661855
Winston Peters for Prime Minister, ya cunts
>>56669501
Sadly never going to happen
>>56661855
>>first country to declare war on Germany in WW2
This is a bad thing you little kekold. Literally most kike controlled nation on earth.
You've also had female PM's before us and have elected literal Jews as PM as well.
You are a kek nation and always will be.
>>56662645
Fucking this. Way to go setting the precedent to destroy the west NZ.
NZ, you are irrelevant, you also got absolutely rekt by your natives while all the other true anglo's where genociding their subhuman natives.
You are so keked you have native language in your fucking national anthem.
I hope when Australia unkeks itself we can wage a war of conquest against NZ.
Literally the estranged cousin number two.
Canada should really start attending those family reunions soon.
>>56661855
dont forget lord of the rings!
>>56664117
Nailed it.
>>56670423
>I hope when Australia unkeks itself we can wage a war of conquest against NZ.
good luck with that
>>56666966
wait is soccer so gay they have ass-blowing machines for when you scrape it too hard?
>>56670960
Great meme.
You literally tried to fight your natives and got rekt in a serious war when natives just bought guns from the Dutch and then used them in more effective ways than you did. You are an embarrassment to the race. Even the Chinese empire was steamrolled through by anglo's in the wars we had, and yet you could not subdue a few natives.
Australia never attempted anything serious with the emu's it's literally a meme.
ANZAC is a disgrace to our country to be associated with you losers. Also every one of you fucking cunts who comes over here is a rude piece of shit that gets by solely on the "le quirky" accent.
>>56661855
You forgot to mention we're a five eyes nation.
>>56671455
>You literally tried to fight your natives
Those were British soldiers, it had nothing to do with us
>>56671455
So, can we talk about how the Commonwealths real interests lies with ourselves and not some shitty third world non anglo countries.
Closer relations between us would further us, fuck everybody else. We're 5 different countries, all very relevant, the majority of our inhabitants come from the same two damn Islands in Europe. One of us is an entire fucking continent. Our cultures are almost the same, our values are the same, our religion is the same, our very blood is the same.
Our countries real interests lies in a sphere of Anglos, fuck everybody else. They're just the raft that floats us forward.
>>56671455
>You literally tried to fight your natives and got rekt in a serious war when natives just bought guns from the Dutch and then used them in more effective ways than you did.
Umm, what?
The Land Wars was a pretty solid and easy settler victory.
Literally just another one of our states
We don't even need a permanent passport to go to you
>>56661855
You forgot Hobbiton
>>56661855
>hardly even got wrecked by the financial crisis because our economy is almost non-existent
Ftfy
>one of the countries with the most freedom according to surveys
Most freedom? That's why you're required by law to pay 30% of everything you make to the government right?
Yeah fuck you that's not freedom, I will admit though paying it does keep the government off your back and if Trump doesn't win or WW3 breaks out I'm moving to you and fucking off innawoods
>>56671885
>Australian state
>no snakes
>few dangerous spiders
>no desert
Okay
>>56671962
>>hardly even got wrecked by the financial crisis because our economy is almost non-existent
>Ftfy
Rockstar economy m8
>>56661855
Shut the fuck up you insufferable cunt
>>56661855
whys Australia so ass hurt
>>56662533
>P.. P.. P.. PLEASE VISIT OUR COUNTRY BIG STRONG ENGLISHMAN
pathetic
>>56661855
Go to bed, Bilbo baggins.
>>56661855
We're pretty shit mate, basically little china and little india now.
>>56672052
>National wasted 9 years and over 40 billion in Labour Party surplus in their first term in office.
>over 100 billion in debt accumulated in 9 years
>inability to hold a surplus
>"""""""rockstar economy"""""""""
Never elect a Jew.
>>56661855
This was such a cancerous post I'm inclined to wonder if it's a shitposter on a proxy.
Just stfu, from an oldfag kiwi
>>56661855
Australian in NZ trying to shitpost detected
No actual NZer is proud of ANY of those meme "achievements"
>>56671980
so you're basically living in a big Tasmania?
Bravo
>>56671703
You are British you stupid fuck. We all have the same blood. It's why you are a shame to us, the brits that went to your manlet islands were obviously talentless losers.
>>56671783
It was not a complete victory and you had to compromise in many areas IIRC. Also you got rekt because natives just bashed their guns on the ground to force reloads faster than you were doing it with the reloading rods.
>>56671713
I like you Canada. The only non faggot kuck anglo nation and your shitposting often rivals our own. Shame about le weed man though.
Also our cultures were pretty different but since Americanization has taken place we are just becoming one and the same and I think it's a real shame.
If the anglospere united and actually started looking out for itself and not giving a shit about third worlders or even other Euro's we'd be an unstoppable beyond super power tier civilization, but as we are, we are just kucked beyond belief. I honestly can't stand America, Britain or New Zealand either, and Australia is shit as fuck.
I am conflicted in that we could be so fucking good if we tried yet it's depressing that we don't and I want to just see it all fucking burn out of spite for the endless stupidity of all our governments.
>>56672344
Lol wat? I disapprove of OP's post, but Labour squandered their surplus buying overpriced train sets, student free loans and increasing the size of government payroll by around 30%. Cullen was famous for gloating that the cupboard was bare and that National wouldn't be able to spend.
>>56661855
What the fuck are you doing ?
>>56671713
>Our cultures are almost the same, our values are the same, our religion is the same, our very blood is the same.
yeah nah
we're Anglos, you're Americans
>>56672551
>The only non faggot kuck anglo nation and your shitposting often rivals our own.
They are literally. LITERALLY. half FRENCH
The other half is some sort of Chinese/Indian/Anglo Frankenstein
>>56671455
To be fair Maori invented trench warfare, so they were pretty sneaky in their holes
>>56672551
>It was not a complete victory and you had to compromise in many areas IIRC.
>let me tell you about your own country
It was a decisive settler victory and they confiscated over 3 million acres of land as compensation for the rebellion. There's no half measure there, it was a definitive victory for the British and Maori have been bitching about it ever since. No areas were "compromised" you fucking moron.
>>56672577
>but Labour squandered their surplus buying overpriced train sets, student free loans and increasing the size of government payroll by around 30%.
Nope, Labour ran a consistent surplus until they were removed from office. It's true they increased spending in the end, but they weren't able to do spend enough to completely remove their 8 billion a year surplus and there was well over 40 billion left come the shift in Government.
I don't vote Labour, I vote NZ First, but there's really no denying that Cullen was far better at managing an economy than English could ever be.
>>56661855
What does NZ stand for?
>>56661855
>most freedom
http://m.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11550680
>our economy
http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/9492016/One-in-four-Kiwi-children-living-in-poverty
>first country to declare war on Germany in WW2
Aren't we good boys.
>punch well above our weight in media
No. Every piece of "media" we produce is shit and derivative.
>first country to stand up to the USA with their nuclear shit
kek.
>climbed mount everest
So? We even put that faggot on our money due to lacking anybody more noteworthy.
>split the atom
>Ernest Rutherford was the son of James Rutherford, a farmer, and his wife Martha Thompson, originally from Hornchurch, Essex, England
>>56672768
Isn't the west coast and middle and territories all anglo and just the east coast states are French in Canada?
>>56672828
Just proving how much you were rekt.
This is like America trying to defend how it got rekt by farmers in Vietnam. But they have the excuses of their government tying their hands behind their back while fighting because that was meant to drag on as long as possible to make money off of it. You don't have that excuses.
>>56672840
Why didn't you genocide them all like we did with the abbos in Tasmania?
If Australia was the size of NZ you bet there would not be a single abbo alive today, would have wiped them out fast but this country is fuck huge and they survived until policy changed.
>>56672948
>I vote NZ First
>>56672948
>surplus
They were exceedingly lucky that their spending program was forced to a close at the end of their third term, which was when the GFC went into full swing. This showed that the "boom" was largely a superficial one related to the property bubble. This has resulted in an effective transfer of wealth from one generation to the next.
I also forgot to mentioned Working for Families, another expensive Labour programme.
National managed to keep all those programs while using a sinking lid policy on government positions to help balance the books along with borrowing over a few years.
I WAS a Labour supporter, so I'm not speaking from a partisan viewpoint either.
>>56673345
>Isn't the west coast and middle and territories all anglo and just the east coast states are French in Canada?
Francophones comprise about 30% of the population of Canada
Canada=/=an Anglo country
>>56673361
Nothing wrong with NZ first. They are basically an isolationist social democrat party
>>56663363
>>56673124
Nueva "build wall" Zelanda
>>56673437
And USA had shit tons of immigration from Germany, Italy and Ireland yet it's still called an Anglo nation.
All the Francophones stay in Quebec though anyways I'd imagine. The western states are all anglo as fuck. Why ignore them?
>>56673345
>Why didn't you genocide them all like we did with the abbos in Tasmania?
Because many of them fought on our side during the land wars and the British had realised genocide wasn't really the easiest way to go about colonialism by this point in history.
>>56673361
Hello Zhang.
>>56673423
>which was when the GFC went into full swing.
GFC does not explain away a fresh 100 billion dollar debt that has continued long after the recovery period began.
> This showed that the "boom" was largely a superficial one related to the property bubble.
The property bubble has continued, hell has even been encouraged by reckless National party immigration policy, yet it has failed to give Bill English a surplus even once. If it worked so well for Labour, why isn't it working well for National?
>National managed to keep all those programs while using a sinking lid policy on government positions to help balance the books along with borrowing over a few years.
Working for families no longer exists (and rightly so), but if you think the government has balanced the books and has had stable borrowing at any point since National has been in power then you're absolutely nuts. The only consistent thing is we're borrowing more than we've ever borrowed before in order to pay off expenses like large, unsustainable tax cuts, massive handouts to private schools, prisons and hospitals, massive land and finance gibsmedat to rich maori iwi leaders and largescale offshore sales of state assets and land to private, foreign enterprise.
Far, far from anything "rockstar" like, m8.
>>56673745
America is as Anglo as Jamaica is
>>56673847
I wish white kiwis were more common but they're a dying race ;_;
>>56661855
you mean
>splut the etom
>cloimbed mint evrust
etc.
New Zealand is literally the canada of Australia, L I T E R A L L Y.
>>56673437
And how many of those are mainly English-speakers? There is no Franco-America
>>56674061
Claimed Minge Evercrust?
>>56674067
Pretty accurate
>>56673847
We are the only anglo nation with a cute animal mascot
>>56663995
Or if you're into fucking sheep. Achmed...
Dude weed lmao
>>56674351
im making fun of their accent because i secretly love them. Dont tell them. It's called a "neg" and it scores you puss if you wear a top hat, i saw it on a youtube.
>>56661855
But aren't you from Australia?
>>56674600
>Or if you're into fucking sheep. Achmed...
Certainly better than goats at least
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/74411184/wellington-buildings-evacuated-over-suspicious-package
not irrelevant enough.
>>56661855
Literally can't tell who is who in this thread because both of your fucking flags look alike
>>56674496
Eagles can be cute too. Not this one, but some of them.
>>56674724
We have four stars, they're red, not white and the blue on our flag is a darker shade.
If you can't spot the difference you must be a newfag.
![Bald-Eagle-9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Wx5jN55.jpg "Bald-Eagle-9[1].jpg")
>>56674773
>>56674724
That's because Britain is an uncreative shit and gave all it's colony's a copypasta of a flag.
At least they will change it soon so Australia will remain the only relevant nation with the flag design which is neat because we got the best design anyways.
>>56674724
The Australians are the ones who sound like cunts
>>56673779
>the property bubble has continued
Yes, it's a problem all over the world. I don't know if there is an easy solution without China-tier intervention, t bh.
>Surplus
It's been a long time coming for sure, we could have been back into surplus much sooner if National had returned to Ruth Richardson policies but that would have resulted in a one term government. Take from that what you will. Kiwis are too used to progressive socialism-lite.
>Unsustainable tax cuts
This is a Labour/Green meme that I don't hear repeated outside of the beltway. Chances on we will return to a small surplus this year.
>borrowing
Government debt to GDP ratio has been falling since 2012.
>Lol rockstar strawman
I never used that cringeworthy term and I certainly don't pretend everything is rosy. But Cullen wasn't nearly as l33t as you seem to think he was.
>>56675116
So are you the ones that sound like drunk cunts?
You forgot
>If sheep shagging was an Olympic sport they'd contend for the bronze consistently
>>56675058
anyone that defends changing the flag is a dirty traitor. how dare you criticize the glorious flag the MOTHER COUNTRY gave you?
http://worldmapswithout.nz/
But don't worry we still love you
>>56674835
Ok, your flag has 4 red stars, then what does New Zealand's flag look like?
>literally more irrelevant Canada
embarrassing to be honest
>>56675289
Not my flag cunt. I am sick of people mistaking faggot NZ niggers as Aussies, can't wait for them to change.
Honestly their new flag looks even worse but I don't care. I want Australia to be the only relevant nation with that flag design.
Look at new zealand coat of arms
>>56661855
OK who let Kevin on the internet??? It was Mikes turn. We only have 10mb to go round.
>>56675205
>Yes, it's a problem all over the world. I don't know if there is an easy solution without China-tier intervention, t bh
You're not answering why it benefitted Labour so well but failed to benefit National.
>It's been a long time coming for sure, we could have been back into surplus much sooner if National had returned to Ruth Richardson policies but that would have resulted in a one term government.
Why are you talking about a National surplus? They've never gotten one. Oh, you mean that measly 500 million pittance they announced a month back? Yeah, they lost that.
>This is a Labour/Green meme that I don't hear repeated outside of the beltway.
When you're 100 billion in debt, either tax cuts are unreasonable or spending is unreasonable. National isn't spending more than Labour was, though they're definitely spending more than their tax cuts would justify and it's all going to the private market that should be sustaining itself and that we see little gain from in typical National crony capitalism.
>Government debt to GDP ratio has been falling since 2012.
Yeah, but it still isn't down to Cullen levels. The only reason it's been dropping since 2012 was because National raised it really fucking high from 2008-2012 due to economic incompetence.
>But Cullen wasn't nearly as l33t as you seem to think he was.
He wasn't perfect. The fact that Labour was getting such massive surpluses was due to the fact they were taxing too much in the first place. But there's no denying he was significantly better than Bill English.
>>56675296
>That site
Top kek. I'd actually noticed that a few times IRL too and always have a laugh when NZ is excluded from maps.
>>56675541
>sheep in rape harness
accurate tbf
>>56675541
you are so proud of being Kukcs. That you chose this to be your coat of arms
>>56661855
Shark. Attack.
You bloody, bloody fucking cunt please shut your cunt mouth.
>>56675494
EVERYONE WHO TOOK THE UNION JACK IS A BLOODY TRAITOR M8
>>56675541
>white woman and a native together
>choosing a woman instead of a man to represent the anglo portion of your nation
>BDSM Sheep
Absolutely kucked to be honest family.
>>56675810
What are you talking about Portugal?
What are we a traitor of if we "took" the Union Jack?
did you also dress yourself today?
>>56675541
THAT FUCKING SHEEP IN THE BDSM HARNESS
AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EVEN THE EXPRESSION ON IT'S FACE LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIRED OF BEING DICKED IN THE ASS PFFFTHAHAHA
>>56661855
We are irrelevant, but that's not a bad thing.
Saves us from the shitskin hordes for at least a few years.
>>56675541
I see that sheep on coats of arms everywhere around here and wondered where it originated. Now I know I guess
>>56675972
i meant "took down", my bad
>>56661855
ao bro can you spare 2 bucks for da bus to porirua
chur g
>>56675894
>not knowing Zealandia and Britannia
>>56661855
Shut up dick being irrelevant is the best thing to happen to us in this world we fly under the radar with everything.
>a bloo bloo bloo they forgot to put us on a map
literally F-22 the country.
South Islands been shit since 2010. Government doesn't have its priorities straight. 2/10.
>>56676536
being this much of a kuck
>>56662846
>implying you aint a fag
>>56676860
It is Britannia you mulatto like you are one to talk about race mixing.
>>56671962
30% tax bracket only applies to those earning enojugh that they can afford it you stupid fuck.
>everything is expensive as fuck
>women are complete sluts
>no culture, no history to be proud of
>muh ruby muh cricket
>stagnant wages
>irrelevant economy
>she'll be roight xD
being so irrelevant that nobody wants to attack us is the only thing we've got going for us senpai
>>56675556
>why it benefited Labour so well but failed to benefit National
Because the economy was stimulated by the perception of increasing wealth and the resulting increased debt-fuelled spend. Since the GFC people have been rightfully saving more, but fewer people are able to afford homes.
>Oh, you mean that measly 500 million pittance? It's gone
Source? I couldn't find any later news articles other than one in October 2015 which announced a $400m surplus for 2014/15.
You know it's odd you are lambasting National for tax cuts when Cullen's final budget included cuts to both the company tax rate and income tax. He didn't reduce spending either.
>Yeah, but it still isn't down to Cullen levels.
So what? What is the long term picture like - is it getting better or worse in the medium term?
>He wasn't perfect
He was a master yachtsman on a calm sea. Nothing to boast about. The relative lack of austerity in the National govt response to the disastrous Cullen Crown depositor scheme along with the GFC is either a good thing or a bad thing depending on whether your livelihood depends on how badly you need a safety net. Sure they could have slashed spending but like I said, that would have resulted in a Goff government in 2011.
>>56676983
It's fucking Zealandia, not Brittania
>>56677241
>no culture
I hate bluepilled republican fucks
>>56677241
>>women are complete sluts
Is there any Western country where this isn't the case?
>>56661855
>>first country to declare war on Germany in WW2
>Mein Führer, Neu Zeeland has declared Krieg on us
>Neu wass?
>>56661855
Yeah in New Zealand you are free to rape your children and the best answer New Zealand can come up with is to offload them here which just makes things worse for you in the long run because despite our repeated warnings, you continue on the path to being invaded. We don't give a fuck mate, we are going to make your lives very difficult, we will introduce Australian species into your precious little ecosystem, we will make you pay reparations for the damages your people do here, you will jump when we say jump.
You are nothing but a waiting room for third world scum whom fail our skilled migration requirements.
>>56677732
NZEF was no joke it was up there with SS Wiking as a combat unit.
>>56663222
It's called getting booted the fuck out
>>56677916
No need to defend the honor of your armed forced, my friend. Insult was not my intent.
>>56667236
Too fuckin right we'll set the precedent cunt
>>56678077
They are just leaving your shit country for a better one. You will look like tin tins adventures in Sweden if white kiwis start moving back home in droves.
Is it true that kiwis are endangered now?
>>56672551
We don't have the same blood, Aussies come from lower class chads, kiwis came from lower class state-keks.
>>56678428
Only 2 of the 5 species
>>56661855
I am kiwi and there are too many fobs and by fobs i mean chinks, indians and pacific islanders. Wayyy tooo many. Some islanders are alright though but most of them and chinks and indians fail to grasp indian culture and treat nz like shit.
>>56662645
>First to give woman the vote
>Accomplishment
>>56678571
That sucks. I'm planning to visit the zoo some time over the uni break and I hope I get to see one.
>>56663222
nice double trips cuzzy bro
Burger bro who lived in NZ for a while checking in. OP should be counting his fucking blessings. Stop bitching and enjoy living on the edge of the world without any real problems.
I quite enjoyed having to show up 20 minutes before a domestic flight and only having to show my American license.
The country is totes beautiful, btw
>>56678788
Don't expect much. They're nocturnal so their enclosure is in the dark and you will have to wait a while to see any, if at all (at least at the zoo, some of the smaller places that keep them have smaller enclosures so they're much more noticeable)
>>56661855
It was the Australian banks that kept you afloat in the depression even the you complain endlessly about having them in your country.
But you do have Kiwi Bank which doubles as a post office true story ayy lmao
>>56679349
>But you do have Kiwi Bank which doubles as a post office true story ayy lmao
Sounds like a good idea if you ask me. Would save me having to make two stops.
>>56679349
>But you do have Kiwi Bank which doubles as a post office true story ayy lmao
Have you never wanted to post letters while you banked?
>>56679518
Get an email account
>>56678410
Your unemployment is about to skyrocket because you are fucking tiny and won't be able to cope. You are also highly irrelevant which means you've got a greater number of bluepills, which again is just going to compound your problems as we close our doors; your blue pills already: allow the moaris to run wild,don't mind freelance street prostitution, keep your border wide open, keep you disarmed, keep you in a false sense of security.
We will invade
>>first country to declare war on Germany in WW2
>>56679641
>We will invade
>implying China will let you
>>56679641
Okay Duc "big guy" nguyen
>>56679641
Talk to us when you can run an economy again Australia at the moment you are second rate and that is the truth and good luck invading a farming nation lad.
>>56661855
NZ went to 'Nam with us they're ok in my book, also i have an aunt from there
>>56679859
You don't need luck to invade a nation of farmers and unemployed people.
>>56661855
Go suck some Maori dick.
>>56679567
wot about the cassowaries m8
What's the weather like? And your healthcare system? What's your economy like and what jobs do you need?
>>56679924
Don't make fun of yourself like that city slick. Farming and unemployment is all you have left since your leaders sold their arse to Australian mining interests.
>>56665090
doesn't that make it harder to reach the sheeps ass?
>>56661855
Fuck off New Zealand.
>>56679604
How does that stop me from having to go to the bank to deposit a cheque?
>>56679904
>NZ went to 'Nam with us they're ok in my book
To be fair, the only reason we did it was so you would like us more
To be fair, that show the lion man was fucking quality daytime tv when I was a unemployed fag. Besides that, your country is just a shit Australia.
>>56680151
well it worked and is it possible for you to fight a battle without Australias aid?
>>56680049
Tourism and a booming private sector? You know, people actually like being here?
Get rekt faggot, you've avoided every economic problem you've had come up and you will have to face them all at once because of that.
>>56677732
New Zealand was essentially undefeatable, the terrain and skill of militia wouldnt have made it worth the effort
>>56680044
>What's the weather like
Depends on when and where. Here in Christchurch you get hot summers and cold winters. Decent amount of sun all year and little rain
>healthcare system
It's okay. Free for young kids, quite expensive after that for GP visits but ACC makes hospital treatment free for accidents
>economy like
Very agricultural based for exports with Fonterra being our best producer. Economy is currently doing well but there are concerns of it failing if China stops wanting our milk or TPPA passes. Also housing is extremely expensive in the big cities due to a housing shortage, and in my city at least it is really only possible to rent if you kiss the homeowner's ass.
>what jobs do you need
Doctors mainly. We train a ton but they all leave to Australia within a few years for better pay. Builders/painters/other trades are all in high demand and very well paid here at the moment, but that is expected not to last long
>>56680353
Just for that we're not sending you any new episodes of Neighbours or Home and Away
New Zealand: 50% Chinese
>>56661855
Listen here you fucking faggot.
Stop talking our country up.
One of the best things about living here is that nobody knows what we're about, how good our standard of living is, and how clean our air is. Let's keep it that way.
If you want our country to stay awesome then shut your fucking mouth because once word gets out then more fucking boat niggers will start making their way here. We got enough gooks driving up property prices as it is so it's just as well they at least act white.
pic related should be our new flag.
>>56661855
>Sheep fucker tying to appear noble
>>56680957
We are actually 67% white, compared to 63% in America.
Lol your economy is a joke and one of the most expensive places to get shit in the world
>>56680371
No, just like it's pretty much impossible for Australia to fight a battle without American or British aid.
We are all kuck nations down here but NZ gets kucked by other kucks.
>>56681080
No no, we should keep our flag virtually indistinguishable from the aussies, everyone who hears about us will go there instead.
>>56681405
Chinese are well on their way to owning half our industry tho.
>>56661855
The modern world only knows about new Zealand because of the Lord of the rings movies. Your population is so small and your island is so far from the West that you really are irrelevant in all honesty.
A post with over 100 individuals telling us were not relevant
Feels good man
>>56682913
It's ok they will never move to the south island. Polyshits have ruined Auckland anyway and it's not like Wellington's worth anything.
>>56685139
>It's ok they will never move to the south island
They're buying up the dairy farms though
>>56662861
except they are, nigger. You don't need to lie.
>>56685191
Fonterra is on life support. They are just buying them because the Chinese economy is tanking, they have no long term interests.
>>56666399
Except we already have enough.... I live near a mosque ffs....
>>56664155
Those statistics are misleading. They're most probably too low.
The government in particular posts lots of misleading statistics and the people who actually care about the environment get 'support' when in actuality, all the policies are never enforced.
>>56685298
Good time to be into something else other than Dairy. I never understand people who leverage to the value of their farms.
>>56661855
Huh.. I didn't realize Australia changed the color of it's stars. Looked better when they were white, to be honest.
>>56661855
Yep, and your esteemed air force has a whole 1 helicopter.
>>56661855
Why are you taking in refugees? why? why?
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff-nation/assignments/13148756/Refugees-starting-again-in-New-Zealand
>>56685488
What are we going to defend?
>Oh no the big bad Aussies have come for our sheep.
Try again
>>56685680
we're not gonna bail you out if someone invades you for a strategic position, y'know.
>>56685662
So Sheryl from New Lynn thinks shes doing something good
While immigration here is aids, at least we get hard working chinks not dunecoons or actual niggers
>>56685740
Well then youd be sell out pussies
>>56685740
Kek so they can strategically attack you?
>>56685740
We are so frightened of you and your butter knives Australia.
>>56685823
or unwilling to thrust ourselves into yet another world war like we did the last 2 times because of you faggots.
>>56685825
so we can pull another WW2 and fucking DESTROY THEM.
>>56685837
atleast we actually protect our livestock
>>56685753
The article I linked states am extra 600 Syrian refugees on top of the 750. It's also more than New Zealand can handle.
