Recommend me some games where I can remove kebab.
>>56660698
Mount and blade with fire and sword
Medal of Honor, the reboot they did a few years back you are killing Taliban
>>56660698
EU4 and ck2
>>56660698
eu3, but good fucking luck if you start as anything weaker than austria
in ck2 you can do it as slavic pagans which is pretty great since you can sacrifice their women to your dark gods
>>56660698
Postal 2
>>56660698
C&C Generals
>>56660698
Superpower 2
>start as US with over 1000 nukes
>nuke Afghanistan
>end game because everybody nukes you back
Worth those 10 bucks.
>>56660698
The Russian Army
Mount and blade
Older but Medieval II: Total War has opportunities to remove kebab through literal Crusade and conversation tactics. Feels good man.
Insurgency
>>56660698
Why hasn't /pol/ made it's own FPS or RTS game? Hell it should just be a mod or re-skin of a professionally made game.
Enemies:
-Illegal aliens
-LGTBBQ
-Kebab
-SJWs
Boss level fights:
-Lena Dunham
-Trayvon (imagine the liberal butthurt if we had a game that would let you play as George Zimmerman on his patrol...the sheer level of butthurt would put all the Gamergate faggotry to shame)
-Other ideas?
How ridiculous could we make this? Have one mission be to destroy a watermelon field to starve the enemy. Have another be sort of like that old 1980s style missile defense game...blanking out on the name, but idea is instead of Soviet missiles, you're defending against illegal immigrant boats landing on your shore.
Think you get the general idea. Let's start coding!
Defcon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCpVpIBqaJg
>>56666313
But M&B is made by kebab
>>56666992
I can make an rts engine , I need someone for sprites , someone for sound and someone for marketing and we're set for a game.
However I think a top down fast paced shooter would be appropriate for the subject.
>>56660698
pol.wad for DOOM 2 faggot.
Youtube this shit if youre too much of tumberite to master DOOM.
P.S.
Nuke Turkey.
>>56666992
Do it as a sequel to Ethnic Cleansing.
>>56667429
make a genocide sim, well a political sim with a population algorithm like victoria 2 has
like a hybrid between victoria 2 and democracy 3
>>56667429
I like that. Probably would be easier to make it into a web-based game also, so it could get shared around for maximum butthurt.
>>56666992
Enemies:
>Mudslimes
>Kikes
>Illegals
>Dindus
>SJW's
>White hipster faggots
>Swedes
Bosses:
>Lena Dunham
>Lil' TrayTray
>Anita Sarkeesian
>Ayatollah Khomeini
>George Soros
>Obongo
>Netanyahu
>Angela Merkel
Character Select:
>Ben Garrison
>George Zimmerman
>Remove kebab guy
>Trump
How does this sound so far?
>>56667618
>genocide sim
see >>56667169
I was also thinking about a remake of Balance Of Power but with redpilled politics
>>56667639
I use libgdx to make games so I can publish to Android , IOS , desktop and web. no problem here.
If anyone writes me some kind of scenario I can probably start making a basic engine , if you guys really want to do this that is.
Mount and Blade: Warband
Total War: Attila (technically only Zoroastrian kebab, but kebab nonetheless)
The Medieval Total War games
Victoria II (if you want a real challenge, play as Greece and try to reform Byzantium), very fun to play as Russia and shit on everyone early game because of your hilariously massive army
also general knowledge Victoria 2 has a mod over in the /gsg/ thread in /vg/ called HPM which has a genocide option. I modded it so that i could fire it off every 3 months and basically killed off all of central africa to the point where i had a german majority in the congo with 300 people
>>56667737
On the characters, don't know if people may get some of those references outside of /pol/. Looking for viral distribution. I'd suggest Zimmerman as the main character, Ben Garrison and Remove Kebab guy as allied NPCs, and Trump as the allied boss, or perhaps an allied NPC that we have to rescue from the SJWs so he can fight is good fight.
>>56660698
Stronghold Crusades is pretty dang good for games about removing kebab.
>>56660698
CMANO
>>56663569
This guy knows it
>>56667737
you could literally mod the game Hatred for a top down shooter like this
>>56666525
>Insurgenc
allahu akbar alalalalalalalalalala
>>56660698
Muslim Massacre
>>56667890
how about make it like halo 2 and have two main characters who work together, those being zimzam and darren wilson?
>>56660698
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 or 3 some mission you are in iraq removing lot of kebab
Keep the thread alive until I come back and we can start making this game.
>>56666462
Hard to do successful crusades when faggots like Milan were always dicking around
>>56666992
Theres a moonman doom wad. Look it up. Its pretty gud.
>>56666992
There has been the Chris Dorner mod for doom, Zimmerman's big game hunter and the mohammed sex simulator. I don't know if the concentration camp simulator was 4chan but might be.
>>56668176
No problem sir!
>>56667429
I'm a professional writer. When the time comes. I'll be watching.
I also do ads/marketing.
>>56668304
Why not Holocauster Tycoon while we are at it
>>56667737
Character select
>breivik
>moon man
>maple snake
>Dorner
>>56668304
There is also the shekel clicker web game and that flappy birds 9/11 one.
>>56667778
General storyboard:
1. Zimmerman is on patrol, notices Trayvon up to no good
2. Zimmerman gets a call from his colleague Ben Garrison that Trayvon may have been part of a larger nigger plot, so Zimmerman must investigate. On his way though, he gets ambushed by illegal immigrants, so he must fight them off and seal the border.
3. Zimmerman goes to Baltimore to investigate the nigger conspiracy. Fights off the rioters. In the process he learns from the police who he fights alongside that the city politics have been infested by SJWs, which allowed the city to fall into such disrepair. The one person who has proof of the SJW conspiracy and could expose them was Remove Kebab guy, but the SJWs locked him up on a bullshit campus rape charge
4. RESCUE REMOVE KEBAB GUY! Fight your way through the "safe zone" at Yale and defeat Lena Dunham to rescue him.
5. Now that he's safe, he reveals that the SJWs are just a pawn of Kebab to weaken America and infiltrate. Fly with him to Moscow to meet with Putin and Trump, who gives you 3 suitcase nukes, one for Mecca, one for Tehran, and one for Raqqa. You, Ben Garrison, and Remove Kebab guy must split up and carry out the mission, fighting your way through various kebabs.
6. After the mission, Trump reveals that Kebab was just part of a larger picture, and the real enemy was the Jews!
I'll leave it there to leave room for a sequel.
>>56660698
Stronghold Crusader
>>56668443
HAHAHAHAHA
>>56666462
Play battle, hundreds of Teutonic knights against Turkish archers. Slaughter all of them over and over
>>56666992
make a gmod server and call it /pol/mod
Insurgency
>>56668176
Ideas for a name?
I'd suggest: The Happening - Part 1.
It's catchy, /pol/ relevant, and leaves room for a sequel.
>>56660698
Jane's Fleet Command
>>56668448
>maple snake
best snake
>>56668448
Also needs ben garrison, remove kebab guy, trump...
>>56669427
darren wilson, george zimmerman
>>56660698
Battlefield 2
>>56662990
>last zero hour GLA missions is invasion of Europe where the cheering population welcomes them
Why is it exactly like real life? The only thing we need for it all to happen is a particle cannon built in close proximity to Syria so they can blow up some carriers.
It should be third person, open world, RPG.
you pick of 15 classes
>Anders Breivik
>MoonMan
>Maple Snake
>Dorner
>Ben Garrison
>Remove Kebab Guy
>Trump
>Darren Wilson
>George Zimmerman
>Ron Paul
>Vladimir Putin
>Adolf Hitler
>Milo Yiannopolis
>Greg Abbott
>Dylan Roof
It could just be a mod for some RPG like fallout
>>56668413
>writer
Anyway I'd love something like the original Zoo Tycoon. It could be a zoo where you earn money via gates/concessions to buy SJW's and put them in cages to make more money, etc.
Many scenarios like "Zimmerman" and what not. Scripted sequences where he would shoot the black park guests.
>>56666462
love medieval 2 so much
>>56668958
I like this name. I suggest a rts like a mix of Balance of Power , Defcon and Plague inc , basically you manage your country until shit goes down and the endgame is either nukes or bio weapons.
Bump for the devs.
>>56660698
bf2 project reality mod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cv2sWcw0z8
just join the enemy team and kill snackbars.
>>56669900
this is actually hilarious. You can put trainers around like anita and zoe quinn that make them give more money to your kickstarter campaings
call it SJW Tycoon
>>56660698
Reality 2015
>>56671884
YES!!! PERFECTION.
>>56667737
Some guys over at /k/ are making one where you fight the Brady campaign after they've taken over to liberate anerica. Problem is they haven't updated recently so I don't know what's happening.
>>56660698
Runescape.
Just attack guards in the Al-Kharid palace and you'll get swarmed by any nearby.
>Brother! I shall help thee with this infidel!
>>56672464
You can also purchase kebabs from the nearby vendor and just throw them on the ground out of spite if you got the cash to waste.
>>56660831
>Patrician tastes
>>56660698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOlja9ZKsGQ
>>56672160
What are the attractions ? We could have gawker magazine stands , giant tumblr coffees and movie theaters showing feminist frequency.
>>56660698
Soldier of Fortune.
>>56660698
Download the Serbia mod for Civilization 5 off Steam workshop. I myself am in the of a game in which I am facing 14 Ottomans. They've mostly killed each other off at this point and all that remains is 5 massive kebab empires. My Serbs control our native South America as well as Central America, Indonesia and Australia. The first attempt at a Great Removal fell flat due to the economy tanking but Serbia is rebuilding it's infrastructure and soon we will build a naval fleet 5 times the size of our current one. We will storm the beaches of Africa, Indochina, and North America soon. We will purge the earth of the treacherous filth that is Suleiman and the Ottomans.
>>56672160
Well since it's basically a SJW concentration camp...Zyklon B shower facility?
>>56675498
This motherfucker here knows whats up
>>56660698
far cry 4 you can remove poo in loo, thats kinda close
>>56660698
> games where I can remove kebab.
>games where I can remove kebab.
>games
>GAMES
>GAYMES
>GAY MEMES
>video games
>2015
we're done
>>56667737
You cant call him Ben Garrison he will sue you
>>56677151
>Gen Barrison
>>56660698
Civilization series
Though in those games rather than personally removing kebab, you're ordering your troops to do that. You can also nuke your enemies.
Also, the amount of shitskin nations is quite low so you'll have to do with killing gooks and slavs after destroying Arabia and some African countries.
>>56678721
just call him Zyklon Ben
>>56669705
missing Putin-chan though.
>tfw 2015 and still no particle cannons
>>56660822
This
>epic single player campaign
Holy shit guys. Hotline Miami has the perfect engine for this. Just redesign enemies to whatever you want them to be. And use the mask select screen to choose a hero.
>>56669760
> No Assad class
Mount and Blade Warband but you must remove mongol first.
I always attack the annoying Mongols. Last to fall are usually ruskies.
A Rhodok crossbow row will fuck anything up. Literally no different to rifles lmao.
ArmA 3
Be an operator, remove kebab online with friends or single-player across a couple campaigns.
Only problem is that you have to defend Greece from Kebab.
>>56686028
This, although amusingly enough the Kebab are among the top 3 most based nations, with Rhodoks in first and Vaegirs a close second; Swadia never gets shit done thanks to Harlaus, Nords have good troops but Ragnar is the greediest fuck this side of Suno, and the Khergits are fucking useless in sieges.
