If you created a religion, who would be your prophet?
>>56654603
>>56654603
If I created it I'd be the prophet. That's a stupid question.
>>56654682
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>>56654786
But someone created Christianity and chose Jesus as their prophet
>>56654682
>esoteric hitlerism
It's a thing; google it.
certainly not Richard Dawkins
http://www.skepticalaboutskeptics.org/investigating-skeptics/whos-who-of-media-skeptics/media-skeptics-a-l/dawkins-richard/
More seriously, Dawkins sometimes succeeds in censoring publication of views with which he disagrees. In March 1995, The Times Higher Educational Supplement commissioned a critique of Neo-Darwinism by the writer Richard Milton.
Dawkins is uncompromising in his attitude towards those with whom he disagrees. At a literary festival in Oxford, he was the only featured author not to sign the promotional poster because it also bore the name of Uri Geller. “I’m not joking”, said Dawkins sharply, “I will not sign on the same piece of paper.”
>>56654603
>>56654603
>>56654603
Tommy Lee Jones.
>>56654905
>>56654603
The shitposting alone would be worth it.
>>56654947
Didn't knew that one. Well, the more you know...
Anyway, if I made a religion the prophet would be either a nuclear missile or just a cat. A Maine coon would be perfect for the job.
People could go full retard on whatever they want to believe and would probably kill themselves in a religious war because they can't agree on what the cat should be feed.
Pic semi-related.
>>56654603
robert tai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kduOPr7F9W8
The sun. It's very resourceful and useful to humanity. Doesn't ask us of anything. And it helps to actually be able to see it!
Bill Whittle
Of the first Church of Whittlism
>>56655125
>Uri Geller
>jew "psychic"
I wouldn't want to associate with him either.
>>56656665
would convert
could listen to whittle all damn day
The Patriot AI system
I would brainwash some celebrity like Tom Cruise and make them my prophet. The masses love celebrities.
>>56654603
Trump, meme spewing retards around here are pretty hooked on his mediocre speeches, if I jazz it up and add some miracles it might make a decent cult
>>56656665
Seconded. Our holy symbol would be a fighter jet.
>>56656823
To begin with, we're not what you'd call "human." Over the past 200 years, a consciousness appeared layer by layer at the crucible of the White House. It's not unlike life started in the oceans four billion years ago. The White House was our primordial soup, a base of evolution. We are formless. We are the very discipline and morality that Americans invoke so often. How can anyone hope to eliminate us? As long as this nation exists, so will we.
>>56655125
>Uri Geller
that guy is a fucking joke + a jew, based dawkins for doing this
>>56655171
kekd
>My prophet
Well, I have many prophets.
Those are:
>Bill Whittle
>Ben Shapiro
>Donald Trump
>Alex Jones
>Andrew Klavan
>Paul Joseph Watson
>Nigel Farage
>Augusto Pinochet
>Ronald Reagan
>Paul "RamZPaul" Ramsey
>Pat Condell
>Ben Carson
>Rafael Trujillo
>Ramfis Dominguez-Trujillo
>Marine Le Pen
>Tony Abbott
>Shinzō Abe
>Vladimir Putin
>Benjamin Netanyahu
And list goes on and on...
Elliot Rodgers, he died for our virginities
>>56657459
>Ben Carson
Do you actually want people to believe your religion?
>>56657459
>Alex Jones
>Not Andrew Breitbart
>>56657928
Oh wait...
I made myself sad
