So /pol/ how do you be indie?

>>56646322

Smell like shit. Don't lift if you're male. Don't shave if you're female. Talk in a comedy accent and act permanently butthurt

>>56646322
you don't poo in the loo

POO

>>56646322
>become poo in the loo that's the last thing I'd become on this shithole planet.

>tfw your daughter breaks family tradition by pooing in a toilet

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>>56646322

Plagiarize the fuck out of all your college work, go to hilarious lengths to cheat on exams...

That second one would probably make a funny episode.

Wear a fedora and whip yourself in the face while fending off a lion on a circus train.

>>56646822
>tfw honor killing

>>56646879
woah, are they shiting on the walls too?

>>56647038

Google "cheating in India" if you have some free time and want to read humorous stories with pictures.

>>56646322
poo in the loo

>be me
>third generation Indian
>sex laws against public nudity
>want to poo in the loo to not dishonour culture
>tfw disrespecting culture because I don't want to go to jail with all the niggers and illegal immigrants

>>56646322
not wipe or shower ever.

I swear these rats are all over my University's CS department and only the CS department. They also all smell like you are literally pressing your face against a mound of dog shit. My friend literally left a class early just because the smell was giving him a headache.