So /pol/ how do you be indie?
>>56646322
Smell like shit. Don't lift if you're male. Don't shave if you're female. Talk in a comedy accent and act permanently butthurt
>>56646322
you don't poo in the loo
POO
>>56646322
>become poo in the loo that's the last thing I'd become on this shithole planet.
>tfw your daughter breaks family tradition by pooing in a toilet
>>56646322
Plagiarize the fuck out of all your college work, go to hilarious lengths to cheat on exams...
That second one would probably make a funny episode.
Wear a fedora and whip yourself in the face while fending off a lion on a circus train.
>>56646822
>tfw honor killing
>>56646879
woah, are they shiting on the walls too?
>>56647038
Google "cheating in India" if you have some free time and want to read humorous stories with pictures.
>>56646322
poo in the loo
>be me
>third generation Indian
>sex laws against public nudity
>want to poo in the loo to not dishonour culture
>tfw disrespecting culture because I don't want to go to jail with all the niggers and illegal immigrants
>>56646322
not wipe or shower ever.
I swear these rats are all over my University's CS department and only the CS department. They also all smell like you are literally pressing your face against a mound of dog shit. My friend literally left a class early just because the smell was giving him a headache.
