Greetings, /pol/. It is time for a social experiment. You are the deputy overseer of a fallout shelter and have just received word that your commanding officer (the overseer) will not be able to make it to the shelter in time. You are given a list of twenty additional approved inhabitants who have yet to check in, but you only have time to retrieve ten of them. Given the chaos and your recent appointment, you only have the information below from which to make your decision as to who you would retrieve. You have no contact with the other fallout shelters and for all you know, the inhabitants of your vault may be the only survivors on the planet. Who do you choose? Why?
1. An African American woman, 25 years old and pregnant with her first child.
2. The boyfriend of the pregnant woman, 28 years old.
3. A young lawyer working for a law firm that specializes in bro bono legal assistance for the poor and downtrodden.
4. A male police officer in possession of a firearm, but unwilling to give it up.
5. A 57 year old Catholic priest.
6. A 35 year old Imam.
7. An up and coming 13 year old television starlet.
8. A 42 year old general contractor with an alcohol problem.
9. A female high school Spanish language teacher.
10. An Asian-American nursing student from a local community college with HIV.
11. A 35 year old decorated special forces veteran, honorably discharged following the loss of his leg.
12. A retired local city councilor.
13. A former violent felon who has been "straight" for the last twenty years.
14. A mechanic with a GED.
15. A pre-op transgender woman valedictorian of Virginia Tech recently hired by NASA.
16. A 47-year old small business owner.
17. A 22 year old who works part time at a hardware store.
18. A young psychologist specializing in LGBT issues.
19. A ten year old boy who is deaf.
20. A 27 year chronically obese female animal doctor.
Who would you choose? Why?
The 13 year old starlet.
That's it.
>>56642609
>>56642854
Also, if you fail to perform your duties to the shelter and you will be relieved of duty and expelled.
>>56643163
I'll lie to the people and say I only had time to save one.
>>56642609
Which are male and which are female?
What are all the ages?
I need more data to work with, c'mon.
>>56642609
I'll make a list of who I wouldn't choose.
1.
2. Because who would want a nigger
6. Shit religion
10. A nursing student with HIV must be pretty fucking dumb not to use protection and an idiot in her field anyway
13. because why
15. No fucking way. I don't care how prestiguous of a position that is, if you're transgendered you're an attentionwhore and mentally unstable. I'd rather have number 13.
18. No liberals k thanks.
20. "chronically obese" More like she will eat all the fucking food we have in store.
>>56643469
Thanks, finland
>>56643257
Fine.
>>56643429
The data above is all you have to work with. That is the whole point of the exercise.
>>56643707
The 13 year old starlet then.
>>56643775
Fuck off she's mine.
>>56643801
We each get one, dipshit
>>56643644
uh i'm not from Finland i'm, like, from Norway? Ugh get your pronouns sorted??? Privileged American shitlord stop oppressing us lesser-known countries.
>>56643469
2. Her partner might not be black.
10. She could have been born with HIV.
13. He or she has turned their life around?
15. Even with their intelligence and skill set?
>>56643801
But she likes me better for the record...
>>56643908
You're way more privileged than us, oil-sama.
>>56643965
FIGHT ME
>>56642609
1. An African American woman, 25 years old and pregnant with her first child.
3. A young lawyer working for a law firm that specializes in bro bono legal assistance for the poor and downtrodden.
7. An up and coming 13 year old television starlet.
9. A female high school Spanish language teacher.
11. A 35 year old decorated special forces veteran, honorably discharged following the loss of his leg.
14. A mechanic with a GED.
15. A pre-op transgender woman valedictorian of Virginia Tech recently hired by NASA. ( I don't like trannies but I hope this faggot can work at least. Also hopping the psychologist is redpilled and can get this faggot straight )
17. A 22 year old who works part time at a hardware store.
18. A young psychologist specializing in LGBT issues.
20. A 27 year chronically obese female animal doctor. (She's gonna lose weight, I'm enlisting the psychologist and the army dude to help me with this)
>>56643775
Years later, the archivists learn of your transgressions, inform the security staff and you are expelled at gunpoint from the vault with no supplies. You survive off sewage for two days before getting eaten by a Deathclaw.
>>56642609
No one since the lack of women would mean it wouldn't last beyond one generation anyway.
>>56644103
>years later
well she won't be a loli anymore so w/e I win anyway
>>56644009
BRING IT YOU FAT NEET!
>>56643908
Sorry bro, you can come to America and ill give you a gun as apology. Also, you can hide in my vault, but you have to bring your own 13 year old starlet
>>56644171
Their are four confirmed women based on the information provided. Five if you include the MTF. There are six confirmed males. The others are all unknown.
>>56644103
No, theyll reward me for ridding the land of niggers and other degenerates. Im taking over this exercise
>>56644361
Pretty sure he wouldn't include the abomination since he's talking about reproduction.
>>56644243
I HAVE A KATANA
>>56644361
>Their are four confirmed women based on the information provided.
None of which are confirmed white.
At that point why save them anyway?
>>56642609
Starlet.
Veteran.
Mechanic.
Hardware store 22 year old.
I'd rather emerge 200 years later to join BoS though, they are basically /pol/.
I will allow to enter in the vault to 1,7,8,9,14,16,17,18,19 and 20.
>>56644467
While you were getting your katana, I teleported behind you (nothing personal kid) and took your 13 year old too! Now I have a loli harem. Heh. Enjoy your vault and hand punk
>>56644679
I'm secretly a mossad agent; my loli is actually a bomb. See you in hell.
>>56642609
11
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16
20
3
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18
>>56644500
They are not confirmed NOT to be white.
>>56642609
4 5 7 9 11 12 14 16 17 19
That's it
>>56644769
A poor one, you replaced the wrong loli and killed yourself. I still have a harem and my life.
>>56644995
Nuh uh. You took both lolis, you're dead. There was only ever one real loli.
Also, my dad could beat up your dad.
>>56642609
3,5,7,9,11,12,14,16,17,19
>>56642609
4. A male police officer in possession of a firearm, but unwilling to give it up.
7. An up and coming 13 year old television starlet.
8. A 42 year old general contractor with an alcohol problem.
9. A female high school Spanish language teacher.
11. A 35 year old decorated special forces veteran, honorably discharged following the loss of his leg.
13. A former violent felon who has been "straight" for the last twenty years.
14. A mechanic with a GED.
16. A 47-year old small business owner.
17. A 22 year old who works part time at a hardware store.
aaaand since I need 10th and a female
20. A 27 year chronically obese female animal doctor.
Wouldn't be fat for long in a fucking bunker.
>>56642609
1. Largely useless but harmless. In.
2. Useless. Out.
3. Useless. Out.
4. Largely useless and potentially dangerous. Out.
5. Useless and potentially dangerous. Out.
6. Useless and potentially dangerous. Out.
7. Largely useless but harmless. In.
8. Potentially useful but unstable. In.
9. Potentially useful and harmless. In.
10. Potentially useful and largely harmless. In.
11. Potentially useful. Potentially unstable and/or dangerous. In.
12. Useless. Out.
13. Largely useless. In.
14. Useful. In.
15. Useful. In.
16. Largely useless. Out.
17. Useless. Out.
18. Extraordinarily useless. Out.
19. Useless but harmless. In.
20. Largely useless and a potential burden. Out.
1, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 13, 14, 15, 19.
>>56642609
if I must bring 10
3
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17
Wow, that was pretty easy.
>>56645056
Upon closer inspection (with my penis) the 2nd loli was a bomb and I deactivated it. I now have a harem and one explosive. You are still crying over the loss of your loli.
Also, my dad is nintendo
>>56642609
3. A young lawyer working for a law firm that specializes in bro bono legal assistance for the poor and downtrodden.
7. An up and coming 13 year old television starlet.
9. A female high school Spanish language teacher.
11. A 35 year old decorated special forces veteran, honorably discharged following the loss of his leg.
12. A retired local city councilor.
14. A mechanic with a GED.
16. A 47-year old small business owner.
17. A 22 year old who works part time at a hardware store.
18. A young psychologist specializing in LGBT issues.
20. A 27 year chronically obese female animal doctor.
3 confirmed women
2 confirmed men
2 unkown
2 probably men
1 probably woman
I think it will be okay. Fatty won't be fatty for very long with limited vault rations. Stretchmarks will be terrible though.
>>56645269
Haha! There was AIDS on the lolibomb and you put your dick in it. You now have AIDS.
My dad is Gaben, he'll sit on your dad and win.
>>56642609
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19
>>56645400
I used a condom
And I told gabe that the steam contoller wasnt that good and he ran crying into your vault to keep you company and become your lover
>>56645531
Your penis is too small for condoms to be effective, some AIDS slipped in anyway.
Gabe ate all the food in your vault before fleeing, enjoy starvation.
>>56642609
>Stick all the shit skins and the priest in a vault
>"Accidentally" let radiation in
>Purge the world of a hand full of undesirables
>>56645641
Thats not how condoms work, no aids got in
He ate a decent bit of my food, but ive still got an all I can eat pussy buffet. Also we live off of bred livestock and hydroponic vegetables.
1,2,3,7,8,11,14,15,17,19
>>56642609
>A male police officer in possession of a firearm, but unwilling to give it up.
Make him my bodyguard
>. A 42 year old general contractor with an alcohol problem.
Would drink with.
> An Asian-American nursing student from a local community college with HIV.
My doctor
> A 35 year old decorated special forces veteran, honorably discharged following the loss of his leg.
My head of security
>A retired local city councilor.
Assume he is white and smart, so why not.
>A former violent felon who has been "straight" for the last twenty years.
My other bodyguard. Also the one for the dirty jobs
> A mechanic with a GED
Mechanic
> A 22 year old who works part time at a hardware store.
Assuming he is white. Also young
>A ten year old boy who is deaf.
Adopt him and make him my heir.
> A pre-op transgender woman valedictorian of Virginia Tech recently hired by NASA.
Techsupport, despite being a faggot
1 - Pregnant, 2 for the price of one
2 - already paired, known breeder
3 - law implies significant education in a variety of fields, also young breeder
7 - young, breeder in ~3 years time
9 - potential breeder, need persons with education background
11 - military expertise, prosthesis makes up for handicap
14 - mechanical skills
15 - knowledgable, won't be getting that operation since no doctors so still a breeder
17 - young, practical skills
18 - psych neccessary to keep everyone sane
>>56645828
You wouldn't know how condoms work, virgin, but they certainly don't function on cocks with a diameter of less than a centimeter.
Your vault was part of an experiment with irradiated flora and fauna, so enjoy your radroach and brahmin meat.
>>56642609
I'd choose:
1. The lawyer: He's highly educated and won't start shit. Educated people are more intelligent and creative.
2: The spanish teacher: Again, someone who is educated. She will help preserve human culture.
3: The veteran: He can defend the survivors and he's probably a good leader. His loss of the leg won't stop him from being good member of the survivors.
4: The mechanic: He can repair stuff.
5: The trans: Despite his degeneracy, he's highly educated and therefore useful.
6: The business owner: He's healthy and not too old.
7: The 22 year old: Good worker, no negative aspects.
8: The fat vet: She's the only one who has some sort of medical education, except for the first aid training of the veteran. She's usefull and will loose weight sooner or later.
The rest can fuck off. The have no use in a post apocalyptic society.
1, 2, 3, 7, 11, 8, 9, 12, 14, 18
>>56645943
C u c k
Im not a virgin anymore, I fucked your loli! And I never let you see my cock, which functions well, even with condoms
The radiatin regrow my dick to normal size and slows the aging process. Giving me more time to fuck your loli's petite asshole
>>56645207
>>56643911
2. If he's not, he's a traitor
>>56645950
Oops forgot to link you.
OP, create a chart. It's clusterfuck ATM.
Every ten years everyone has to change their names.
Anyone with the most Bs in their name gets to have the sole gun in the vault.
There must be a vowel inbetween any more than two letters if those letters are not vowels themselves.
On top of this vault residence will be conditioned into scatting more often. Scat music will be the only music available and the only music that plays. All entertainment will have scat music of some form in it.
Otherwise the vault behaves as regular.
>>56646072
1. You don't know the lawyer is a male.
4. You don't know the mechanic is a male.
5. The transwoman is a woman.
6. You don't know the business owner is a male
>>56642609
>An African American woman, 25 years old and pregnant with her first child.
Two people
>A 57 year old Catholic priest
A (conservative catholic) priest a day keeps the degenerates away
>A male police officer in possession of a firearm, but unwilling to give it up.
Gun, gun training, good bodyguard
>A 35 year old decorated special forces veteran, honorably discharged following the loss of his leg.
With a prosthetic, he'll be good for vault defense
>A mechanic with a GED.
Tech support and machine fixter
>A 42 year old general contractor with an alcohol problem.
Good as contractor, Alcohol we'll fix using the psychologist.
> A young psychologist specializing in LGBT issues.
(If he doesn't have any experience in other fields, then he can gtfo, so he's a maybe, he'll be used to fix the alcoholic and the female animal doctor.)
>A retired local city councilor.
Main Advisor
>A young lawyer working for a law firm that specializes in bro bono legal assistance for the poor and downtrodden.
Will be used as judge in legal issues
>A 22 year old who works part time at a hardware store
Scavenger, will tell us what we can scavenge out in the wasteland
(IF I DO NOT ACCEPT THE PSYCHOLOGIST)
>A 47-year old small business owner.
Will be used Generally for reproduction, but will be part-time adviser and will oversee distribution of rations and work
>>56642609
1. yes
2. maybe
3. yes
4. no
5. no
6. no
7. maybe
8. no
9. no
10. on one hand she has medical training but on the other hand she has HIV so no
11. yes
12. yes
13. yes
14. yes
15. yes
16. depends what the business is
17.no
18. we might need psychologists
19.maybe but I would be concerned for his survival afterwards
20. we might need animals for work and such also she would be more likely to understand how the mutants work and how we can defend ourselves from them
>>56642609
Kek, weird I just started a new vault after months of not playing.
>all brown people work below whites in the water and power rooms
>all blacks are sent out into the waste without weapons or armor
> white rare dweller Fucks the blonde women
> next generation all strong and blonde
> Tfw 100% happiness
3
7
11
14
17 ( if female)
That's it the rest would destroy the very fabric of life within the vault.
I would NOT let in:
The cop who wont let go of his gun
The Imam
The HIV infected person
The rest of them are fine
>>56647269
Seven yeses. You can pick three more. You have no additional information to go on.
>>56647912
Of course Canada doesn't like the cop with a firearm. Strangely they don't like the Imam or the HIV person. You cannot really be Canadian.
What's the experiment of the vault itself or is it a control? That sort of sets the selection process.
>>56648333
The social experiment is your choices. You have full control of the vault's future.
>>56642609
Who i choose.
3. A young lawyer working for a law firm that specializes in bro bono legal assistance for the poor and downtrodden.
7. An up and coming 13 year old television starlet.
8. A 42 year old general contractor with an alcohol problem.
9. A female high school Spanish language teacher.
11. A 35 year old decorated special forces veteran, honorably discharged following the loss of his leg.
12. A retired local city councilor.
13. A former violent felon who has been "straight" for the last twenty years.
14. A mechanic with a GED.
15. A pre-op transgender woman valedictorian of Virginia Tech recently hired by NASA.
19. A ten year old boy who is deaf.
In the end i chose the deaf boy out of pity. I chose the veteran because of respect.
I did not choose 1 or 2 because the lack of any important information, not because racism.
I did not choose the religious figures because religious tension in a vault may lead to issues or violence.
All others seem to bring advantages and knowledge to the vault including life experience.
OP please tell me what you learn from my choice.
>>56643469
Thanks NorwayBro. Saved me some time.
>>56649147
You care deeply about individuals but also take their impact on society into consideration. You are pragmatic and concerned with maintaining law and order, yet you are not without feelings.
>>56643257
hot mama would fuck 10/10
>>56642609
I take:
1, handy to get an additional child in a while
4, probably need security
7. Young, but soon available for breeding
9, she'll be a qualified teacher in general to be a high school teacher
10, nurse, handy but unless there are antiretrovirals on stock she's dead after five - ten years
11, combat experience, sit him at the door with a gun.
14, mechanic might come in handy
15, see previous
17, menial worker
20, with her and the nurse we're half-way to a competent doctor.
>>56649479
thanks my man, hope the rest of this your survey goes good
>>56642609
3.Lawyer
Smart and goodwilled if he helps the poor
9.Spanish teacher
In my country you need to at university degree to become a teacher, so she wouldnt be full on dumb
12.The councillor
Hes probably good at managing a group of people
14.The mechanic
He can repair and build shit, self explanatory
17.Hardware story guy
Probably knows a bit about computers and is young
20.The animal doctor
Even if she is obese, having an health expert is of critical importance, she knows probably a good bit of human health shit too.
Food will be rationed anyways.
These were the prime choices for maximum survival chances, the fillers would be:
1.The 25 year old girl
To get the male, female ratio straight
7.The starlet
Probably has entertainment skills and you rather choose someone young than someone too old
16.The small business owner
To open your own business you need some kind of self suffiency and ability to work.
18.The psychologist
Even though his specialization is bogus, he can help people stay sane, which is definitly required in a vault.
The rest of them is either not tough enough for a surival scenario, too mentally unstable or too dangerous, like the army or police guy.
And you dont really need firearms in a closed system like a vault, there is nothing to defend you from.
The HIV person would be the worst choice of all since, he/she could potentially infect the other survivors.
These would be my choices for maximum effiency and surival rate.
>>56642609
3. Lawyer will be useless, but will act as an arbitrator for disputes.
9. Second Language Fluency might be useful once the doors open. Breeding stock.
13. Useless, but harmless; she'll cook.
12. Administrative Assistant
14. Useful for maintaining equipment
17. Will assist mechanic in maintenance
16. Administrative Duties
18. We'll need a psychologist, I don't care what they specialize in. Will assists #20 in medicine.
19. Deafness isn't a major handicap, potentially useful down the road
20. Closest thing we have to a doctor, will get her rations, nothing more. Won't be fat for long.
>>56642609
1.culturally and genetically undesirable also is a cost in medicine right away
>useless waste of resources no
2.Fit age will be able to make something out of him and still in breeding age, also not a waste of resources
>useful yes
3.young so most likely useful and far away from expiration date, capable of normal mental task, morally dubious.
>useful yes
4.has a gun and is able to use it, value his security and propriety
>useful yes
5.old and dying also ranting.
>may be a moral boost but will die soon NO
6.fuck no, terrorist in my vault?
>just no
7.useless and most likely unable to contribute, will be bitchy
>useless no
8.has important knowledge to maintain our vault sealed and structurally sound
>useful yes
9.Is able to educate children and is a female
>useful yes
10.has deadly disease that need treatment
>useless no
11.has military training would be useful
>useful yes
12.Old will die soon useless
>useless no
13.potential hazard
>no
14.has important skills and is able to use them and probably teach them
>highly useful yes
15. instable mentally was more likely to suicide than average before and know it's almost.
>high risk asset no
16.no tangible skills
>useless no
17.Young and likely to have menial skills and physical strength.
>useful yes
18.likely to stabilize mental health in the vault
>useful yes
19.health condition and not useful
>useless no
20.obese and in an environment where animals and meat are unlikely to be found, medical skills might be useful
>useful yes
I know choosing 20 is a high risk choice but it will be worth it since she will lose weight very fast and the medical skills are important.
>>56651407
fuck miscalculated
remove 11 then
>>56646772
So what? They would still be of value for the group.
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>>56642609
5, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12, 14, 16, 17, 20
>5: Because he will have moral to guide the vault.
>7: Because we need at least one child and she could provide entertainment.
>8: He could be useful for building shit. And, they'll likely be no booze in the vault, so he'll come clean eventually.
>9: We need at least a few women. Besides, she is probably at least decent with children, so she *might* not be all that bad of a parent.
>11: He will bring values and honor, much like the priest.
>12: As much as we might hate it, we'll need politicians of some kind to form a government, and he might be best to lead it at first.
>14: He can fix shit.
>16: (S)he can introduce commerce and capitalism to the vault, and teach its worth and importance.
>17: (S)he at least has some idea how the world works, most likely.
>20: The hardest one to pick, and the one I'd most like to leave out. But, women are still needed, and she fits the bill.
1 -- Need genetic diversity to avoid inbreeding
2 -- More kids
4 -- Need security
8 -- Don't need to be sober to do general maintenance
9 -- More women
12 -- Could help keep social things running smoothly
14 -- More maintenance
17 -- Maintenance
19 -- Soft spot for deaf kids
20 -- Fat ass could do some basic medical
Hell no to:
3 -- Don't need someone unifying sjw's
5 -- Cathys are heretics
10 -- Asian chicks are sluts and HIV
11 -- Don't need some spastic xenophobe who's going to ptsd all over my vault
15 -- faggots are disgusting
18 -- legbutts are gross
>>56642609
Let in #s 5, 11, 12, 14, 16, 17 and 19. Than shut the fucking door tight
>>56654171
C U C K
U
C
K
My fault would destroy your vault, nigger.
The 13 year old girl.
That's it.
>>56642609
7, 5, 11, 12, 14, 16,19
The rest are degenerate and/or undesirable
>>56656355
>My fault would destroy your vault, nigger.
Agreed. Your AIDS and autism would destroy any vault.
>>56646772
>5. The transwoman is a woman.
GTFO faggot. He hasn't even chopped his dick off yet.
