TURN ON CNN RIGHT THR FUCK NOW
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
NOW
a little late there, cankuck
slowpoke.jpg
Why would they shoot down a plane just to have two men jump out it? And then shoot them?
>>56640281
>5pm eastern time
>time to get up and alert the internet to news!
Racism is definitely a problem for 'spanics!
Trump = Stumped
>>56640281
Being that slow. It's like 15 hours old news.
>>56640503
turks gonna merk
>>56640503
muslims doing muslim things~
>getting your news from tv
>actually getting so excited he rushed and took a photo of the TV
am i surrounded by literal blue pilled normal homosexuals?
Happening and all it's shitty spurdo-reddit variations needs to be wordfiltered and all caps need to be banned on this board.
chatter on the 8992
Was getting shot down part of your plan?
>>56640664
>>56640503
At least you can talk.
>>56640784
Amazing!
>>56640281
When?
>>56640903
lotta loyalty for a moderate rebel
What the fuck cnn
It says breaking news
Why would they lie to me? Fuck it's not my fault
>>56640745
для вac
GUYS GUYS YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE IT BUT HILTER INVADED POLAND
IT'S HAPPENING
>>56641111
>istanbul
Why not their actual fucking capital then take back the city and name it back to Constantinople?
>>56640281
>>56641111
>istanbul.
>not ankara
when did you move to Germany jim ?
>>56640281
DUDE WEED LMAO
So russia landed there in order to invite this event, yea?
>>56641235
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would should a plane when it wasn't even invading your airspace
>>56640281
fucking spanics and their racism
I don't have a slowpoke slow enough for this. I'm going to mark your post number down, wait two years, then reply with a slowpoke
See you in two years, sir.
>>56641711
Are you guys okay? Have the tanks reached you yet?
>>56641111
lot of blast radius for a closed strait, was wasting ordnance part of your plan?
>>56641896
I have it on good authority that they'll be there in about a half an hour.
>>56642049
So in other words... 1800 seconds...
>>56641917
I dunno if Russia has any, but apparently we developed shaped nuclear ordinance in the 80's or 90's. We could drop a nuke shotgun that would target the strait and put more damage along land.
>>56640281
>Getting news from CNN
>Like 12 hours late
This is why people hate Canada.
>>56642803
What's the death toll and fallout?
>>56642803
>>56641111
Don't nuke Istanbul, too many monuments.
>>56642560
Just assume the average Canadian is the brain dead retarded kid in your class that failed at everything.
That's usually the correct mindset for most of us.
>>56643701
Understood chief!
Push the monuments elsewhere...
Then nuke!
>>56643190
Death Toll : Everyone
Fallout : Localized Nuclear Winter
>>56643832
I actually grew up near the Canadian border and had a lot of classes growing up with Canadians. They usually were kind of funny and actually did act like complete retards all the time. It was pretty hard to tell if they were legitimately stupid or were just messing around, I think it was a little bit of both. That truth still holds pretty true to this day, but the most important thing was that no one took them seriously either way.
what happened with the 4x seakings or some other nuclear pokemon shit you were all talking about earlier
pfw the mushroom cloud lights your windows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3c-3d1qVz8
>>56643701
How about just a tactical nuke on Hagia Sophia?
>>56640281
>>56640994
R A R E
A
R
E
>>56645281
>being this new
this is a rare
iceland is just uncommon
>>56646208
>collecting gifs for ants
roll dubs
>>56640281
wow kid ur only 18 hours late
>>56646756
>Poland not understanding flags and their value
>>56641784
It was a big border.