This is a traditional German children's story...
What the fuck is wrong with you sick, warped psychopaths !?!
The finale...
>>56638495
I've had that book since I was a little kid. Still show it to people now because it's batshit crazy.
>SPOILER: The Great Tall Tailor comes and cuts Little Suck-a-Thumb's thumb off
Germans don't want their kids sucking their thumbs. Nothing degenerate about that.
>>56638495
ouh, that memories
I always red that book when I was at was at my grandmas house for lunch :)
another story, that a guy is starving on the lunch table, beacause he is not designated enough while eating a gute deutsche Suppe !
>>56638588
Conrad is a thumb sucking faggot
Reminds me a bit of pic related.
>>56638900
Doesn't the dog eat his dinner instead? I think he's called Fussy Philip or something in the English translation.
>tfw the girl plays with matches and burns to death
>>56638495
That's not even the worst story.
One has a little boy that mocks pidgeons, so they drown him.
And another kid sets himself on fire.
And one gets eaten by a doge
>>56638495
>>56638588
seems reasonable. sucking one's thumb is a disgusting habit.
>>56638588
That smug fucking arch
>>56639139
>And one gets eaten by a doge
no
German story:
How Santa created black people.
http://germanstories.vcu.edu/struwwel/bubeng.html
filthy dumb suck-a-thumb scum
>>56638588
Kek. The guy kind of reminds me of Clocktower's scissorman
>>56639405
don't play with matches
>>56639405
>>56638495
Old European Fairytales were hardcore. Children burning alive, being eaten, getting lost in the woods. Teaches the little shits to shut the fuck up and obey their parents or else. Also the world is a dangerous place and you are going to fucking die so you'd better believe in God and be a good Christian or you're going to hell. Sweet dreams!
Then that faggot Disney got his hands on them and fucked it up. I think we can blame the origin of the PC culture with that dipshit.
Most of these storys were not written for children.
der suppenkaspar
>>56639886
JUST DRINK THE SOUP YOU LITTLE FAGGOT
>>56639860
you bet your ass they were
this is what i got taught in my childhood
maybe if we kept teaching children about those things degeneracy wouldn't have reached todays levels
pic related
don't fuck around with matches
>>56639104
I think he just doesn't eat, because off all the swinging, so he starves
>>56639139
Are other European child tales less cruel ?
>>56638495
B A S E D
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I read this as a kid too, how is this not super based to educate your children to become productive members of society?
>>56638859
>this
They took away education through visceral terror and bullying... now kids are SERIOUSLY damaged little fuck-sticks.
Little Conrad is no longer sucking a mere thumb... oh no no no!
>Now he sucks on NIGGER DICK.
>Sucks it hard and sucks it quick!
>Kike agents pussified education,
>Now Conrad caught AIDS from a Haitian!
Suck your thumb as a child and suck dick as an adult.
> There are people in this thread who don't know about Fipps the Monkey
Shameful.
>>56638495
>>56638588
I don't see the big deal
Lots of childrens fables are fucking horrible and involve murder and mayhem.
Kids eat that shit up.
>>56638588
stop sucking your thumb retard
>>56639886
>CAN'T WAKE UP
>sucking your thumb is bad
>people get so assblasted that some people do this they made up an entire fairytale over it
lol
>>56638495
This is a traditional British children's story
>>56639810
Hanzel und Gretyl (Hansel and Gretel) is LITERALLY about
>child abandonment/abuse
(Shitty parents leave their kids in the woods and slide out on them)
>Kidnapping
>Cannibalism
>Murder
...for the kids!
But those kids turned out fine.
Now kids books are about being a fucking faggot and sharing (aka communism) and all sorts of pseudo-moral horseshit that's caused all manner of degenerate faggotry to blossom!
Those stories teach you that there are consequences to being an irresponsible idiot.
Look at the fucking generations now that have been raised on rainbow and unicorns bullshit. Irresponsible and entitled little shits.
>>56640820
Considering how powerful female sexuality is as social capital it's no wonder most trannies are mtf.
>>56641410
that's American, also his wife is not an English schoolgirl FFS it's 2015
>>56641522
This.
Actually, I think pretty much any fairy tale by Grimm Brothers or Hans Kristian Andersen can make a SJW cry nowadays. Even "The little mermaid" was cruel as hell, with constant pain and sacrifice.
>>56638495
Oh, i had all of these stories. Don't forget Max and Moritz, where kids get thrown into a grinder. Shit was cash.
>>56639773
NO NOT THE BEES ARRRAGGGHG
>>56638495
Well anon, contrary to our current mostly safe world, people back then usually died when they did stupid things. That's why tales to warn cildren usually had awful consequences for unruly kids.
Have you read the Grimm Brother's tales?
Fucking brutal.
>>56638495
>>56638588
Thumb sucking is a very bad habit and can lead to dental problems.
Pic related.
Our old fairytales encourages people to be sociopathic bandits.
Pic related. Three trolls with a single eye amongst them out walking, a man with an axe (our hero) jumps out, snatches their one shared eye with his bare hand and then holds them to ransom (threatening to kill them all unless they pay him an insane amount of gold).
>>56640995
Oh god, i just had violent flashbacks. That's where he rips the black guys nose off. That's the only one that truly disturbed me as a kid.
>>56638900
Me too. I enjoyed it a lot.
Fuck Suppenkaspar the anorexic fagott.
Those stories were good because they introduced you to the concept of hard consequences of retarded behaviour. Such is life.Today's youth could use more of that attitude.
>>56640820
>that experiment
fucking hell
>>56642131
But if you love thumb sucking that's the perfect dental formation...
How is this bad again?
Another story promoting sadism and greed.
This smug little fucker gets invited to dinner by a gentle but mentally-challenged troll.
Then he tricks the troll into carving up its own belly and steals all the treasure.
>>56642326
sounds a lot like Perseus
I don´t know what is wrong with you, those are all great stories. I remember reading all of them as a child. You should also check out Max & Moritz, it is another classic german children book.
>>56642462
>tfw I had this huge fucking book of foreign fairy tales as a kid (could not even lift it by myself) that contained pretty much everything, from Grimm Brothers and Schildburger stories to Moomins and Emil from Lonneberga. Even had some weird African and Pacific Islander stories that scared the fuck out of me because canniballism.
I would have been less of a person than I am today if I hadn't had this book.
>>56640505
I think you are mixing up the Suppenkaspar (anorexic fag) and Zappelphilip (ADHD).
This thread makes me want to read those stories again. Fuck that modern pussy education that leads to manchildren.
Pic related:
A Swedish fairy tale
>>56641767
>cruel as hell, with constant pain and sacrifice.
And that's why our society is going to hell in a hand-basket. Nobody wants to suffer and sacrifice for a greater Good anymore. We no longer have a group of people, we have a group of individuals entitled to instant gratification and it's Someone Else's™ problem to ensure that.
>>56642794
You do find similarities between different peoples tales.
Pic related is kinda like Beauty and the Beast, except they have sex repeatedly before he's cured.
>>56640820
Hahaha you should write the modern revision of the Struwelpeter book
>>56642616
Yeah thats right, your teeth's main priority should be aiding you suck your thumb.
>>56643012
If Swedish then why is it in english?
>>56643260
Educational purposes for Anglo countries.
>>56638495
Alack Ackbar
>>56640159
This was in a rammstein Song.
"Hilf mir"
>>56643375
Does it have an happy ending?
>>56641779
I had thw book as well and loved it.
That's what you get for being a retarded antisocial piece of shit, Max and Moritz
>no therapy that costs a lot
>get thrown into grinder instead
This one is most relevant, considering what happened between russia and turkey today.
This is about a german knight who cuts turks in half.
Morale of the story was to kill all muslims and turks if you are a brave knight.
That's how things used to be.
>>56643563
what you did there... i see it
>>56643244
Your teeth are adapting perfectly to their environment. If your primary desire is to suck your thumb then this is the perfect dental formation.
Sure you still need to eat, and you still will be able to, just not so effectively, which is fine if you love thumb sucking.
So again, what is the problem here?
>>56642885
Sounds like a nice book.
It's interesting how books from the childhood can form your character for a long time.
>>56638495
Lulz I remember learning this in German class fucking hilarious seeing people freak the fuck out.
Video extremely related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib6dBiMyORU
>be troll living under brigde
>threaten travellers but allows them all to pass unharmed when they ask nicely
>some psycho goat breaks your limbs, gouges your eyes and throw you in a river
Not quite sure about the moral
>>56638495
>>56638588
Read the Jew among the thorns for a laugh.
But as far as fucked up stories, read how the children played as slaughter.
>In a city named Franecker, located in West Friesland, a group of young children (around 5 or 6 years of age) once played at being a butcher, a cook, a cook's assistant, etc., and killed the child who played as "the pig". The child who played as "the butcher" was arrested and charged for murder, but the town council (which also functioned as a court), never having had such a case before it, was unsure whether to punish such a young child. An old, wise councilor finally came up with a special method to decide if the child was guilty or not. He brought a ripe, appetizing apple and a high-value gold coin, took one in each hand and let the child choose one of them. If "the butcher" chose the apple (presumably proving that the child still had a completely naive mind), then he was innocent, and would be free to go; if he chose the gold coin (presumably proving that a more abstract understanding of values had already developed in the child), the child was guilty, and would be hanged for murder. "The butcher" chose the apple without any hesitation. Therefore, he was released and all charges were dropped.
Cant get much worse right?
>One day, two brothers saw their father killing off a pig. They imitated what they saw and the older brother killed his younger brother. Their mother, who was giving the baby a bath, heard her child scream and abandoned the baby in the bath. When she saw what her eldest child had done, she took the knife out of her younger son's throat, and in her rage stabbed her older son in the heart. When the mother found out that meanwhile the baby had drowned in the tub, she felt an inconsolable desperation and committed suicide by hanging herself. After a long day of work in the field, the father came home. Finding out that his whole family was dead, he soon also died from sadness.
>>56643923
>which is fine if you love thumb sucking.
THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU ARE A THUMB SUCKER!
>>56638992
>the fatal consequence of masturbation
someone photoshop it to "the fatal consequence of homosexuality" and send it to trump to post
>>56644283
Jesus Christ
>>56644283
>One day, two brothers saw their father killing off a pig. They imitated what they saw and the older brother killed his younger brother. Their mother, who was giving the baby a bath, heard her child scream and abandoned the baby in the bath. When she saw what her eldest child had done, she took the knife out of her younger son's throat, and in her rage stabbed her older son in the heart. When the mother found out that meanwhile the baby had drowned in the tub, she felt an inconsolable desperation and committed suicide by hanging herself. After a long day of work in the field, the father came home. Finding out that his whole family was dead, he soon also died from sadness.
Sounds like one of those Latvia jokes tbqh lad.
>>56643813
Maximum kek at those niggers
>>56643824
Before or after you wiped the stuff out of your eyes?
One is impressive, the other... not so much.
Also...
>shitposting here instead of laying stacked brick in a line along the Mexican side of the Rio Grande
lazy fucking spic
Pied Piper of Hamelin is the best story tbqh
> He was a rat-catcher hired by the town to lure rats away with his magic pipe.
> When the citizens refuse to pay for this service, he retaliates by using his instrument's magic power on their children, leading them away as he had the rats.
>>56639193
>>56639405
>>56639773
Thank you anglosphere for appropriating these excellent images from the huns. Saved.
>>56643629
>>56641779
this story was fucking great
little faggots deserved this
>>56645433
yep, that's a cool fairytail
>>56638495
There's a modernized version with new values out there. I forget what exactly it's called, but I remember seeing it in German class.
the pied piper scared the shit out of me as a child and it did a great job in installing a fear of strangers taking me away as a child
>>56646151
>There's a modernized version with new values out there.
What's different?
>>56644116
don't be a troll or the Demon Goat will come kill you, obviously
>>56638495
>>56638588
my grandparents read this to me, the whole book is full of stories like this
>>56643813
>Swabian knight
Represent represent
Hennd die flichtling ihr kehrwoch ed gmacht, gibt's en schwobastreich
Aber bei denne vorm hoim brauchsch eh ed stroia, kohsch scho spaara
>>56644449
>a sucker is born every minute
>>56638588
Google 'Krampus'. Germans are fucking weird.
>>56644283
>One day, two brothers saw their father killing off a pig. They imitated what they saw and the older brother killed his younger brother. Their mother, who was giving the baby a bath, heard her child scream and abandoned the baby in the bath. When she saw what her eldest child had done, she took the knife out of her younger son's throat, and in her rage stabbed her older son in the heart. When the mother found out that meanwhile the baby had drowned in the tub, she felt an inconsolable desperation and committed suicide by hanging herself. After a long day of work in the field, the father came home. Finding out that his whole family was dead, he soon also died from sadness.
>>56641767
Not to mention ending with her more or less committing suicide to save her lover. At least she got her chance to earn a soul. That movie makes me weep like a child.
>>56643012
>>56647302
I didn't know what a Krampus was until that American Dad Episode. It's more like a bavarian/tyrolian thing I think.
>>56645433
why did they refuse his service though
lmao i didn't know norway was inhabited by faggots
>>56638495
I had this book as a child, it was fucking awesome
>>56650139
>why did they refuse his service though
They refused to pay him after the job was done
>>56639405
Those fucking cats.
"Oh shit"
"Fuck"
>>56645433
I always wonder about the fate of those kids. Justice for adults is a lot different than a bunch of kids being pawns to be later disposed of.
>>56650139
It's a city in Germany. Not far from where I live
>>56652378
I think I read something about that that fairy tale was inspired by the kids crusade. Most of those kids died on the way, they didn't even make it to the holy land.
