You have 3 wishes to use as you see fit, but you must use them for some betterment of the world. What do you wish for?
>1. Removal of Saudi Royal family and all religious leaders in the middle east.
>2. Objective Centralists to suddenly become the mass majority in power in all industrialized countries.
>3. Removal of all refugees out of Western world and Jews out of Palestine and into Siberia, Where their new society will be modestly funded by the US for 10 years, and then they are on their own.
>>56637499
>remove USA
>remove Saudi Arabia
>remove Israel
1. Remove Jewish race
2. Remove Abrahamic religions
3. I'll have a Coke
1. remove everyone who identify himself as a Muslim
2. remove niggers
3. remove Jews
>>56637652
>ONE WORLD UNDER RUSSIA
USA and Russia are a binary star system. Without one, the other will go supernova
1. remove kebab
2. remove all of Middle East
3. remove North Africa
>>56637695
This is a pretty good one.
Although it would create a fuckhuge vacuum, which would probably be filled with the Chinese, since they're already pretty well trenched in Africa.
Maybe instead of removing niggers the wish could be, make every nigger white or turn them into different European nationalities with average IQ over 100.
Now that would be a pretty kickass world.
>>56637499
>Remove Zionism
>Remove Islam
>Institute National Socialism in Europe and North America
>>56637695
Denmark YES
>>56637499
>world population = 10 million
>unlimited oil
>libertarian govt
>>56637499
>remove everything
seriously, as long as there is more than 1 race/religion/nationality there is gonna be shit
Remove kebab
Remove niggers
Remove jews
1. Everyone can understand everyone's thought process. Basically we all become newtypes.
2. Religion is abolished.
3. The world becomes a unified, global society. Countries act more like sectors in one huge area.
>kill all muslims
>kill all jews
>kill all niggers
world peace is achieved
>>56637499
1. Kill every human except whites
2. ???
3. Profit
>Kill all none whites
>Kill all liberals
Only need two
>>56637499
1. Remove kebab
2. Remove nigger
3. Remove Jew
easy
1. Every human but me dies
2. Restore my vision
3. Give me 10 10/10 qts
1 remove the tribalism that comes with politics and religion
2 remove all non objective thinking in the political spectrum
3 all governments, officials, and corporations are completely transparent with the world on everything they do
Did I do gud /pol/
>remove everyone who thinks god exists
>remove all Indians (overpopulation=fixed)
>remove both Americas
There, I literally fixed everything
>>56638667
But the qts will be dead
0/11
>>56637499
1. Remove All religion
2. Remove all religious people (including simple believer)
3. Give the knowledge to create energy out of almost nothing to humanity as a whole
>>56637499
>no jews
>no arabs
>no niggers
Remove kebab.
remove blacks.
lifetime supply of diet mountain dew.
>>56637499
>Kill all Non-Whites
>Nutritious non-toxic food grows effortlessly in any climate and soil regardless of pollution.
>Every one now has an average IQ of 180-240
>>56638796
Nah, the genie creates them after all the already extant qts die.
>>56637499
>1. I wish the Europeans established stable democratic governments all over the world, instead of just rapidly leaving when it suited them.
>2. I wish all humans had the same political, social, cultural and religions values.
>3. One world government looking to end poverty and work against gigantic economic inequality.
1. Make All Europeans Nationalistic
2. Make All Europeans Hate Islam
3. Make All Jews Allies to the West as long as they stay in Israel
Jews are too useful to remove.
>>56637499
1. remove niggers, muds, pakis, jews, and abos.
2. reduce world population by making rule for max of 2 live births and then mandatory abortion and tubes tied.
Cap global population at 5 billion now and reduce to 4 billion in a generation or two.
>>56637499
1.Kill all nonwhite humans
2.There are no whites with IQs under 110
3.Women are monogamous meaning they can become attracted to only one male at a time, this completely prevents polygamous slutting around and cheating. Susan sees Ashton, if Ashton charms Susan then Susan becomes only attracted to Ashton, meaning if a Bob pulled out his 9 inch dick Susan wouldnt evne get a tingle in her pussy because only Ashton turns her on at the moment, when she breaks up with Ashton she can now once again select a male to show attraction to only. Never once does Susan think about multiple cocks in her vagina no the only cock on her mind if Ashton.
>>56637499
>1. Kill all non whites
>2. Orthodox Christian state
>3. Biltong 5 times a day every day
>>56637499
>kill everyone that isn't white
>make me rich
>set free genie
>>56639022
>Jews are too useful to remove.
>>56639033
and my number 3. is remove all religion. Kindly , note that Buddhism is not a religion but a way of thinking that is perfectly fit and fine so it may stay.
>>56637499
1: Remove all Russians and Gommunists from USA
1. remove religion
2. remove skin color
3. remove gender roles
What? everyone gets along because we are all exactly the same?
>>56637499
1. All hold Christs interest as supreme above their lives.
2. All Multi racialists exterminated
3. All "jews" banished to elsewhere until God wills it.
1. Remove non-Christians
2. Remove countries
3. Remove clothing
1 make every1 >dude weed LMAO
2 more weed
done in 2 wishs suck it atheists
>1. One-world government
>2. Alieums
>3. ???
1) remove all niggers
2) remove any single male who owns a cat
3) Australia gets convicted for shitposting
These are all shit
>1. The world unites under one empire
>2. I am now the unquestioned dictator of this empire
>3. Fuck you, I can do what I like
>>56637499
I wish all muslims would vanish
I wish everybody in Africa would vanish
I wish I was a billionaire
The third one is just for my benefit. I think I earned it after my other wishes
>>56638897
>diet
It's like you're not even American.
>>56637499
1. Make anime real
Don't need the other two
1. remove the patriarchy
2. training camps for all cis white males
3. open all the borders and embrace diversity
>>56637695
>>56638502
>>56638665
Any other answer is incorrect
Woa, i just realize /pol/ is full of christianfag.
>>56638542
Pretty much this.
>>56639255
Not taking in:
>economy
>ideology
>culture and sub cultures
>natural physical traits
>Us vs Them meme
1. Drop all Muslims, blacks, and Jews onto a parallel Earth. I'm sure they'll have plenty to talk about.
2. Make robotic bodies real.
3. Make anime real.
>>56637499
>remove all nonserbs
>fix all shitty genes like type 1 diabetes, hereditary diseases, effects applied to current remaining people too and are eternal
>give people immunity to fucking viruses and bacteria because they are annoying as fuck especially the cold
desu the world needs a monocultural one-world state, i just picked mine but it can be any
Ehh... Two cokes and some chips.
>Oswald Mosley won, therefore England sides with Germany, therefore US sides with Germany, therefore no Pearl Harbor, therefore we don't fight Japan and help them fight the Russians and still develop nukes, no communists, no jews, no niggers, no gays, no gypsies, still have anime and US and Germany are allied superpowers
I fixed it in one wish, fuck you guys
>>56637499
>Mandatory education, but highly customizable to each kid's interests, unlimited duration (can study all life if desired)
>Mandatory short course of psychedelic drugs, with practical 'exercises'
>Focus all resources in transitioning all human labour to be done by robots
>>56637499
1) Islam becomes a peaceful religion
2) Everyone will move back to their country
3) People suddenly desire their own culture
>>56639977
>Mandatory short course of psychedelic drugs, with practical 'exercises'
lmao hello reddit
>>56638502
>>56637695
>2. remove niggers
>3. remove Jews
= zero movies
= zero TV shows
= no music, except country, classical, and opera
= no sports, except skiing, snowboarding, cross-country skiing, hockey, curling, sailing
= weaker medicine, science, literature, and art
Less religion
Less retards with guns
More of dat sweet pussy
remove greed
remove mortality
easily accessible hyperspeed space travel
>>56637499
>nuke Riyadh three times
>>56637499
1 remove all non whites
2 make females die when they choose a different partner
3 remove jews
>Remove nuclear weapons from America and their power to use them
>Give them all to North Korea
>double the chinese population
should be fun
>make anime real
>loli harem for everyone
>every shitposter on 4chinz is kill
Guys come on, you can fix it without killing people.
>make everyone white
>fix women
>instill everyone with a deep-rooted moral base
>>56637499
All Muslims gone.
All Jews gone.
Cereal is now cheaper.
>>56637499
>nuke Kosovo x500
>nuke Albania x1500
>remove all traces of any Albanian contact
1. remove white guilt
2. remove white naiveté
3. remove notions of exceptionalism from everyone
>>56640272
>2015
>not having a minimalistic waifu
are you guys even trying ?
>>56637499
remove jews
remove kebab
remove niggers
wurld pees
All the niggers disappear
All the Muslims disappear
All the Chinese disappear
I win
>>56640211
This is the best one so far.
>>56637499
1. Prevent Columbus from discovering America
2. Prevent Hitler from being born
3. Prevent Trump from being born.
There, I've fixed the world.
>>56640228
>wall off Mexico
>let dirtrats die of starvation
>laugh
I only need 1 wish. For everyone to find God and accept him into their lives.
>>56640578
You would probably not exist in such a world because your spanish ancestors did not bother to fuck your injun ancestors
>>56637499
>Just
>fuck
>my
For Murica,here goes.
1.Remove nigs,mudslimes and all refugees.
2.Get rid of SJW's,feminazi's and remove the progressive bias in government.
3.Kill all racetraitors and suppress nigger culture to make white culture relevant.
>>56637499
>remove all of asia
>remove any left over mudslimes
>all uppity nigs in western countries relocated to africa
welcome to paradise
>>56640660
1. All non Catholic or Orthodox Christians die.
2 and 3 are for an ice cream sandwich or something
>>56640141
tollololol
>complains about no sports except Hockey
>comes from country where Hockey is the national anthem, bird, food, and only National Park is a fucking hockey rink
1. Remove muslims.
2. Remove niggers.
3. Make girls birtrate 10 times more than boys.
>Whites only
>Indefinite energy source that everyone can use
>Anime becomes real
Can't think of a better world
>>56640688
We would be far more advanced than you, we would have all the population and land we needed to thrive and rule America, while you yuropoors were starving, living in church and throwing shit out the windows.
1. Sterilize 99.6% of the earth randomly
2. Profit
1. Remove Religions
2. Remove Currencies
3. Remove Niggers
1) jews blacks and muslims disappear (lol on making these separate)
2) i can have any super power I want at any time I want for any duration I want with no negative side effects or impact to me
3) America reaches highest economic prosperity in human history and it never ends
>>56637695
Basically this.Jag bjuder på pölse
>>56641043
isnt that what you're doing already?
>>56641043
Fuck you kike
>>56640141
>= zero movies
There would be plenty of movies. Not only that, but the quality would skyrocket. In the absence of Kikes, other people would step up to make films. There's also a large library of foreign films that are literally untouched by Jew hands.
>= zero TV shows
See movies.
>= no music, except country, classical, and opera
Rock, metal, pop music, blues. . .It will all be there. We'd lose Rap and Hip Hop, and there's enough of that in existence already to keep you entertained for life if that's all you listen to.
>= no sports, except skiing, snowboarding, cross-country skiing, hockey, curling, sailing
Martial Arts/ MMA, Football, Baseball, Lacrosse, Soccer. . .Really the only sport that would take a significant hit is Basketball.
>= weaker medicine, science, literature, and art
Literature and art, no. When was the last time a nigger actually put out a decent book? When was the last time a Kike put out a book that didn't have some hidden agenda subtext?
When was the last time a nigger or a kike contributed anything worthwhile to the art world?
Medicine and Science wouldn't take a hit either. We still have plenty of Whites and Asians, and niggers haven't done much of anything in the science community in decades. The wish wouldn't erase past accomplishments.
>>56637499
1. Every country on earth must always reveal their intentions.
2. Remove banks
3. Remove immigrants
Now I can stay comfy during the final showdown.
1. Round up kikes.
2. Gas kikes.
3. Re-enslave niggers
>>56637695
>winrar
based denmark
>>56637499
1: Guns must be carried at all times by all civilians over the age of 18, and you can shoot people for being a silly cunt
2: Capital punishment reinstated
3: Theft and sedition are punished by capital punishment
Wish 1: I wish to be omnipotent.
Don't see why I need any other wishes but if the genie wants to be a fag and be like it's impossible too be omnipotent because it's not logically possible then wish 2: I wish to be as close to omnipotent as possible without breaking logical constraints.
Wish 3 is a formality at this point so I'll just wish to be a little girl.
>>56641495
>enslave niggers
No reason to we have technology that can pick cotton.
>>56640141
all bullshits
>>56637499
1. Remove jews
2. Remove Islam
3. Reduce whites over all r/K ratio by a fucking lot.
>>56641871
Good point, but I would still keep a few in the based to whip every now and then
1. Make it human nature to fight for equality
2. Make people incorruptible
3. wipe all religion from face of humanity
>>56637695
Feels good man
>>56641947
No just kill all of them. Infact I would wish niggers never even fucking existed in this reality, imagine how different sub saharan africa would be without the negro menace.
>>56641947
No, I would kill you for even contemplating a nigger stepping foot in my land.
>>56641364
Hey man don't forget where 50% of the parts that make the toaster your write your delusions with were imported from :)
1. Any leader with any intention of doing any 1984 shit or just subduing the population dies on the spot
2. Religion and places of worship are replaced with secular local communities
3.Anyone consciously intent on destroying or nuking countries or mankind are turned to ash
>>56642106
We can dream right?
Remove kebab
Hang niggers
Gas jews
>>56637499
Make myself invulnerable
I only need one, the rest I could handle myself for... Fun.
>>56637499
If there were no Israel and jews, there wouldn't be these things: (including 4chan)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Israeli_inventions_and_discoveries
>>56637499
>Remove Kebab
>Remove Nigger
>Remove Zionists
And you're left with a mostly peaceful existence. Anyone who says otherwise is just kidding themselves
>>56637661
>>56637499
>kill all liberals
>kill everyone not-supportive of fascism
>kill all jews
The niggers and muslims are easy prey after ridding ourselves of internal enemies and it would solve overpopulation since 97% of the population would be btfod
>>56642234
I would send my nigger slave army to kill you, take your land, then kill all the niggers.
i wish all jews into the sun
i wish all non-white/non-euros (except japs) into the sun
i wish contact with space aliumz
>>56642406
Don't bother, these people live to forget.
Hypocrisy is strong in this one.
>>56642311
No imagine a world where native americans dont exist as well along with niggers, that means no latin american savages exist in this reality as well. The entire New World is literally devoid of humans.
> force feed worlds populous LSD
> tax the living shit out if everyone worldwide earning over 100k..... pump funds into good causes
> legalize cabinets cannabis
>>56637499
>1. All humans base IQ is elevated to 150
>2. All humans become humanistic and human-centered while remaining nationalistic and proud of their heritage; accepts that they are representing Earth's best
>3. The Sun "accelerates" in age and approaches dark hole state by 2220
>>56642406
That's like saying if the guy that invented the wheel never existed there would never be a wheel
>>56637499
>Replace blacks, muslims, jews with christians
Africa and Middle-East now caretakers worthy of their unique ecosystems and resources.
World GDP increases significantly.
>>56637499
1. Improve the average IQ of the world significantly, so people can choose their leaders properly, stop making fuss over non-issues, and realize killing other people because they weren't raised on the same religion as you is fucking retarded.
2. Make all media outlets of the world non-biased and completely neutral.
3. Surrender our governments to the ayy lmaos, they'll take care of us.
>>56642894
No such thing as objective journalism
>>56642406
70 years and jews have done nothing but pretty colors.
70 years of prussia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German_inventions_and_discoveries
untermenchsen please.
>>56637802
That's not how stars work
>>56644058
your point being?
during thousands of years people didn't invent shit.. what kind of a shitty argument is that?
>>56637499
I wish my boss would shut up,
I wish for a yacht
I wish I could become invisible
>>56637499
1. Remove Kabab
2. babaK evomeR
3. evomeR babaK
>>56637499
>Remove all nonwhites
>Remove whites with sub 120 IQ
>Perfect FTL travel
>>56637499
>remove niggers
>remove jews
>add more whites
>>56637499
3 if it means they get out of America too
>>56637499
1. Remove Islam
2. Return all <third generation immigrants and those immigrants unable to support themselves to their original countries
3. Remove social sciences
>>56642781
No, but it is saying a lot about one of the smallest countries in the world that colonized a barren land and brought more prosperity upon itself than any of its neighbors or many huge countries around the world in comparison.
People hate the jews because they feel inferior - fact.
>>56637499
Hitler wins ww2.
Feminism never ended
Massive Genocide of East- Asia ( except China and Japan) and aboriginals, Native Americans, Whole of southern America who isnt white.
>>56644826
>Forgetting that you need menial laborers to gather materials
>>56637499
1. All nonwhites are struck by lightning and killed instantly.
2. All prominent atheists suddenly develop terminal sepsis of the throat and mouth.
3. All non-nationalist Leftists suddenly contract horrible, incurable stomach cancer guaranteed to be lethal within six weeks.
Sit back and watch the world fix itself.
>>56646003
People hate jews because you lunatics think the rest of humanity is your slaves.
1. All countries switch to nuclear energy
2. Abolish all animal exploitation, including for food and testing
3. Everyone subsistence farms their own property to the best of their ability
>>56646115
>What are robots
>>56637499
remove nigs
remove jew
remove kebab
>>56641037
Kek sure paco
>>56637499
1. Wish for four more wishes.
2. Kill every dark-skinned individual that would visibly qualify as black or of African descent.
3. Make any deviation from the standard straight male and straight female a recognized mental disorder that requires treatment with extreme prejudice the likes of which will never be bred out of or taught out of any culture.
4. Create a test to determine if anyone is a liberal or a leftist. If they score more than 80% on either, their opinions are rendered null on any and all subjects pertaining to politics and social life.
5. Open the gates of space to developed countries so that they may colonize.
>>56637695
>1. remove everyone who identify himself as a Muslim
I'd rather remove Islam from existence.
Egypt, Persia were based before islam. I wouldn't want a world without them.
>2. remove niggers
Why not instil in them pacifism and a servile instinct. Kind of like Asimov's laws of robotics but for negroes?
>3. remove Jews
Why not remove Zionism and their desire to rule over the world and fuck over whites?
You can't deny that there have been a lot of jew scientists, and they make good story tellers, probably the greatest (Bible, Holocaust, Hollywood)
If the desire to promote degeneracy is gone maybe they'll promote healthy ideas.
I mean we're talking about wishes, be more creative.
>>56637499
1. I wish for Omnipotence
Then I can shape the universe as I see fit.
>>56647172
Ok that's a good one
>>56637499
>1.remove all non-Europeans including Jews
>2. ... thats it
the end
>>56647506
Because Europe was so wonderful on its own, what with whole entire history dedicated to being conquered and killing each other. You also forgot all the muslims and niggers in Europe. Plan on leaving them alone too? Turn them into half the global population?
>>56647791
>he thinks Europeans think everyone in European is Europeans
Sorry to burst your bubble mongrel shitlord but no matter how long non-Europeans stay in Europe, no matter if they are born here they are not European.
Only Europeans, are European you foul mongrel beast, if your a European American you would survive too, if not, kill yourself.
As if culture was something like a hat that anyone can just pick up and put on. It's OK to repopulate Europe with Africans and Asians, they say, as long as make the Africans and Asians don the bowler hat of Britishness or the beret of Frenchness (and make them wear stripey jumpers and ride around on bicycles with onions slung over their backs).
But neither Britishness, nor Frenchness, nor any other form of peoplehood, is so shallow a thing. This values-based definition of who we are, while purporting to be morally uplifting, is in fact a form of genocide: an intellectual genocide that denies the very existence of a people as a unique ancestral community with an identity and character of its own.
What our rulers dismiss as "values" are actually genetically coded behavioural patterns.Our culture rests upon a genetic substrate. The beret of Frenchness does not fit the North African skull shape. The bowler hat of Britishness sits ill upon the head of a sub-Saharan. And no amount of citizenship courses or values-based indoctrination is going to change that harsh reality.
you can't turn a non-European into a European, ever.
>>56637499
1. Grant me the power of a God
2. Make it so no one else can ever be granted wishes ever again from this source.
3. Don't need it
There, now I can take my sweet as time deciding how I want to make the world better.
>>56648250
Explain that to the rest of Europe.
1. Remove Islam and all muslims from existence
Every problem solved.
>>56637499
>Make me indestructible
>give me the power of flight similar to a super sonic missile
>let me dick shoot out nukes
I will solve all the nigger, the jew and the mudslime problems on my own, and then some.
1. All Jews, Niggers, Muslims, and Africans get their own planet exactly identical to Earth in an exactly identical solar system far away from us
2. We get news and TV from their copy of Earth in real time.
3. Anime is real
>>56649440
>Anime is real
Which anime? Because that could be very bad or very good depending on which one you're bringing into reality.
>>56639977
>Mandatory education, but highly customizable to each kid's interests, unlimited duration (can study all life if desired)
>everyone stays in "school" their whole lives studying their favored hobby
>>56649801
All anime with cute girls.
>doesn't wish for more wishes.
>>56649889
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
1 Remove turkey
2 remove turks outside of turkey
3 remove turkey from history books
>>56649273
they know already you mongrel sub-human
>>56650366
Buddy I'm probably whiter than you. I don't know who you're calling sub-human.
1. make everyone white
2. remove smartphones and tablets
3. restore world back to 70s
>>56639077
all that biltong?
constipation general
1. USA, UE or whoever builds a one man pod to fly in orbit, with no supplies, and a big red fuck you button that unleashes all world nukes at once
2. I am chosen to go to orbit with it
3. Press the button ,get to watch the world burn, die becasue no supplies
That's the only way.
1. White people have colonized the entire solar system
I don't think any more wishing is really necessary.
>>56637499
1. Remove Jews
2. Remove Arabs
3. Restore Germany and Austria
1. Creation of a near-omnipotent hyperintelligent AI.
2. It's white.
>>56637499
fuq im hi lol
um
MAKE
WORLD
3
world wars one, too and three? :DD
>>56637499
1. Move all of Saudi Arabia to the US
2. Move all of Turkey to the US.
3. Seal borders.
>>56637499
>I wish for the ability to make any women fall in love with me
>I wish for the ability to have save system, like a video game. Death reverts me back to my last save
>I wish for infinite wishes
Let the world burn.
>>56637499
> Mehmet's asshole collapsed from constant panic diarrhea.
Remove Muslims
remove Jews
remove blacks
>>56637499
>Remove all mudslimes
>Remove all diundus
>Remove all religion
>>56637499
>Remove Islam
>Remove Social Justice
>Make all resources infinite.
>>56637499
I only need one wish.
>remove kebab
Remove jews
Remove mudslimes
Remove niggers
>>56637499
Wish for ability to create planets using mind
Wish for 900 trillion dollars
Wish for saiyan powers
>gib every race a planet
>blow up planets that try to attack earth
>payoff the media each time
1. the age of consent is lowered to 13
2. radical moslems finally realize that the Quran was never meant to be taken literally
3. Pope Francis explicitly states that there is nothing wrong with taking birth control pills
>>56637499
>remove everyone who wants to control someone else
one wish, thats all i needed
there are probably just a few humans on earth now, but atleast theres peace
>>56654921
>13
>not 12
>>56655126
>Not 1
>>56637499
I wish the Mongol horde had modern rifling techniques
I wish imperial Japan had modern aircraft
I wish ancient carthage had modern armor, i.e. tanks
And yes, they get fuel and bullets too
>>56655261
I'd at least like to preserve my fleshlight for more than one use
remove europe
remove usa
remove pol users
1. Erase USA 1960's
2. Have the USA and nazi Germany's ally and destroy Russia
3. Sink the Middle East to the bottom of the ocean, this testifying the lost city Atlantis
I wish I could disappear into non-existence instantaneously without any consequences to my loved ones.
It's not a response to circumstances which will eventually get better if I just hang in there. I'm just not interested anymore. Garbage in, garbage out.
>everyone now speaks fluent german
>mars and venus are replaced by copies of earth from before the first humans arrived, with all animals and plants form that time, so we can have easy space colonies
>conflicts between states, enthic groups, countries and followers of different political groups are now solved by ballet contests, no one has a desire for violence anymore
1. Instant death of all "people", who are not full-blooded Europeans.
2. World-wide eugenics programme
3. Achievement of ultimate medicine and science
I would ask to become an immortal being of temendous power, dragon ball tier shit, immune to all kind of diseases
Then I would wreck the world a new asshole and fix all shit things, starting with muslims and jews
Then I would disappear from the face of earth and let people fear my justice as I become the watcher of this new era
Eventually all corporate greedy assholes, warmongers, etc wouldn't dare face my retribution, and all the people around the world would pray for me, their new god
My first target would be Seth Rogen
>>56637499
1. Kill every jew
2. Kill every muslim
3. Kill every shitskin
99.999% of the worlds' problems solved! :^)
>>56637499
1. Remove Jews
2. Remove Muslims
3. Remove negroids
>>56637499
Erase everything, the ontological destruction of existence. God is gone too, theory of relativity out the fucking window.
Consciousness was a mistake. None of this happened.
>>56655594
>1. Instant death of all "people", who are not full-blooded Europeans.
Why do you want to die so badly mr central asia?
>>56637499
you have really stupid wishes that wont solve anything
why dont remove islam you stupid fuck?
1- remove islam
2- remove US, UK and France, their country destroyed
1. all resources infinite
2. increase everyone's IQ to 125 and above
3. eliminate kikes
Remove the invention of the internet
Replace Middle East with massive island
All feminists must move to this island and cannot leave
>>56637499
1: It is now forbidden to be an asshole in this universe
2: Endless Multiverse with endless possibilities
3. Endless reincarnation in said multiverses. Could be a universe where Istanbul is Constantinople and the bears are called Berenstein or a universe where animu is real and you're waifu ain't a slut.
>>56637499
1.) Trump in office
2.) Putin to nuke 95% of Turkey
3.) John Oliver must be my personal court jester
>>56638542
>kill all muslims
>kill all jews
>kill all niggers
Thread over, everybody go home. This shit doesn't need to be more complicated than that.
>>56637499
1. Free unlimited tacos for me
2. Free tacos for everyone else
3. Everybody likes tacos
>>56637499
>remove kebab, niggers, and jews
>revive Hitler, Lenin, and Jefferson
>five guys
Kill every man but me
Make my cock 20 centimeters
Give me godlike strength
The world would be amazing.
>>56637499
1. I wish for all human beings to cease to have any inclination toward or interest in what we now call religion, now and forever.
2. I wish for humanity, acting as one, to have the ability to consciously regulate their reproduction, as an entire species.
3. I wish for faster-than-light travel to be feasible for humans.
>>56637499
1 wish New human race to begin
2 wish the world perfectly, naturally febrezed
3 wish all modern humans disappeared from face of planet
>>56639464
Hell on earth
>>56637499
1. Remove kebab worldwide
2. Give Israel the middle east
3. Genetically engineer white people so they cannot breed outside their own race
>>56637499
1. Stop the shitposting on /pol/.
2. Stop the shitposting on /pol/.
3. Stop the shitposting on /pol/.
>>56637499
easy
>let me choose the most based people that lives currently(scientist, engineers, etc) and let them gather all useful tools and useful things
>get weapons
>go back in time like in ancient egypt or something
who wants to conquer the world to make it a better place.
alternatively:
>let me choose the most based people that lives currently(scientist, engineers, etc) and let them gather all useful tools and useful things
>get weapons
>go back in time before civilization
>>56637499
Wish number one:
> time machine
Wish two:
> find my grandma in her young age
Wish three
>I'm my own grandpa
>>56641364
As expected, the average /pol/o doesn't know basic history
>Remove religion as a whole
>Remove niggers
>Trump as great leader
