Where will rich Russians go on vacation now that Turkey declared war on them?
>>56630654
>>56630654
>rich Russians
Turkey is where poor Russians go though, rich go to toher places.
>>56631923
yes, they go to Croatia.. they are our best tourists. And now that Turkey fucked up, we get more of them :)
Also, I'm sure other countries will boycott them too.
>>56630654
I fucking love Croatia. Cheaper than Italy
>>56632667
>cheaper
>dutch flag
Makes sense.
>>56632810
>no tip
>>56632667
and the sea is cleaner because of the upward circulation.
All the filthy water goes to italian coast.
>>56630654
Fuck Turkey. Kill turks.
Going to visit Cyprus, Bulgaria and Croatia. Not a rouble of mine is going to a sandnigger's pocket ever.
>Visit Croatia
>Beautiful place
>Most toxic people since the French
>Dad says "It's not what it used to be" revisiting after 35 years
Don't brag about your poverty stricken shit hole because you can sell postcard photos. The buildings are old and uninsulated and the people living inside them are just as cold.
>>56630654
Where is your main naval base at, Pola, Rijeka, Split, or Dubrovnik?
>>56632667
Which Dutch family hid you in the '40s? Did you adopt their surname?
>>56633160
why, you want to avoid potentially dangerous places? its in split
>>56633159
whatever you say achmed
>>56633574
You think a mudslime talks like this? You're probably more nigger than me being a Croat.
>>56630654
Yalta ;^)
>>56630654
China of California like everybody, probably.
>>56630654
I've never been to Croatia, give me a tip about the not so commercial places, but something for pure chill, please :) .
Feel free to come slavbros
>>56630654
>implying all the Russians don't go to Sanya, China
you need to leave the basement and experience the world, anon.
>>56633820
Haha nice meme mate
>>56630654
stop trying to steal of whats remained of our sea, your coast is literally 1700km long excluding islands yet you shitty jews want to steal from whats left of our 42km long coast and sea. fuck off scum
>>56634039
Enough of them visit us already and they are highest paying customers.
Also, rich tourists like hunting toursim too. And we are getting into that now too, since we have beautiful nature and wildlife.
>>56630852
That place is fucking beautiful. Porn to my eyes F A M. I've never been to Croatia, but it seems I really should.
>>56633820
Tell me about Croatia.. Why does it look so comfy?
>>56630654
>serioulsy going to the places where "refugees" took their shit
Thailand is still open, 3rd popular place
>>56634243
Why do the jews look so trust worthy?
>>56634243
All of the European Meditteranean is great, you know. Also you're rich enough to not need to save money by going to Croatia.
>>56634215
I dont watch game of thrones, but they have been recording episodes on our sea
>>56632884
Tip if you want.. Usually rich Russians leave shit ton of money.
>>56632810
lol
They are also known for this in Greece... lol
>>56634243
Relics and arhitecture of the old empires (Habsburg, Venetian...) are still preserved + beautiful God given nature
Putingrad was Istanbul
Now its Putingrad, not Instanbul
(why they changed it I can't say)
Putin just liked it better that way.
>>56632484
>Egypt is fucked up
>Turkey fucked up
>Every mudshit countries hate Russia
Good for you.
Btw what would you recommend? I want to avoid poor Westerners and I love History. I might want to explore Croatia some day.
Sochi is a more desirable vacation location than Croatia. That's not a knock on Croatia just a statement of how revitalized Sochi has become in recent years.
>>56630654
Daily reminder that our coastal enviroment, especially Velebit is so fucking barren that it looks like a set for the next Mad Max movie. Fucking Venice chopped every single tree for their pillars and this resulted in such deforestation. Croats have a historical duty to burn that city to the ground.
>>56634659
People here like to give credit to foreigners and Italians and Austrians and whatnot
But it's the Croats who built all of this.
Thing is, we are great if we don't have Croatian ruler or if we are all united
To much petty quarreling
>>56633159
Brits are the worst tourists in history. All you fuckers do is get drunk an yell. Also, all your bitches are fat and pale for some reason
>>56634215
>>56634243
Can confirm Croatia is the GOAT summer destination. Good food, cheap, clean, clear water, cheap boat trips with loads of stuff to see. Want to just kick back and relax in the sun? No problem. Want to party? No problem. Croatia can cater to anything you want.
>>56634964
Is it true that Marco Polo wasn't Italian but from Dalmatia?
>>56634964
shameless bump for Dugi Otok
>>56635175
I don't know where he was born but his family was Venetian. Venice held a lot of holding including Dalmatia during that time so me might have been born there but he was still Italian,
>>56635280
You know the only shitty thing about your beautiful country? You have to go through 5 kms of BiH for no other fucking reason that 'kebablivesmatter and need to see the sea too' to go to your most beautiful city, Dubrovnik.
>>56635175
Nobody is for sure.
But Korčula folk keep saying he is born in Korčula and has Croat blood or is actually Croat named Marko Pilić (italianized Polo, italianization of Croatian last names was normal thing back in the day... forcible or voluntary)
He may just be and Italaian born in Korčula or Croat born in Vence with house in Korčula too
I visited that house. Pretty comfy too
>>56635175
One of theories is that he was born on one of our islands ( Korčula ). Still italian through and through.
>>56635532
Blame Tito.
But that part of BIH is actually almost 100% Croat so there's that
>>56635532
blame it on animosity between Republic of Ragusa (Dubrovnik) and Venice
pic unrelated
>>56630654
>mfw I vacation in Croatia on a yearly basis.
you cant outjew the poor who come to turkey though, as long as euro has more value than lira.
>>56634885
Zadar, Sibenik, Split and Trogir are all good. If you love in Trogir, Sibenik and Split are close by bus/car. I'd recommend spending some time in Split, then a few days in Trogir, then Zadar.
Dubrovnik is pretty great too, although more expensive and crowded. It's close to Montenegro if you feel like it.
>>56635929
Did you forgot that we had Banovina Hrvatska and border was quite different then? We will ignore NDH because that would be funny if Tito decided that federal Croatia would have that borders
>>56635175
its bullshit made up by croatian tourist agencies
even if he was born on korcula, which he probably wasn't, he would still be 100% italian since most of our islands and coast were venetian territory throughout most of the middle ages
>>56636223
But it all started then, isn't it?
>>56634667
I'm sorry, but you got that mixed up. Istanbul became Tsargrad.
>>56635175
Croats have a tendency to try and steal famous people of other nations for themselves
>>56636172
Why oh why do tourist keep visiting Split?
There are over 1200 beautiful islands and islets and everyone goes to Split which is a dump compared
But nightlife is better than on islands though, islands are for older or more chill crowd ... except Hvar. Hvar is kinda nigtlifey
>>56636485
inb4
>muhh Nikola Tesla
Have been to Pula this year. So nice place, slavbros! Croatia is really underrated, hope u will prosper in the future!
Anyways, will come this year once again, really lovely place.
>>56630654
I bet some of them will come to Greece too!
Hooray!
>>56630654
Croatian coast if beautiful but god you do hate Slovenian tourists. Every menu in every restaurant:
Deutsch - Italiano - English - Hohol. Even kebab in your country is nicer towards us. Get off your high horse croat.
>>56636378
>were venetian territory throughout most of the middle ages
Populated by Croatians that paid taxes to Venetians
This is like when Serbs say that Bosniaks are all Serbs because Tvrtko came from some Serbian noblemen
Sure , there were a lot of Italians but they were a minority, mostly in administration or trade
>>56636485
Serbian diaspora detected!
>>56635532
>dubrovnik
>croatian
>>56636887
But u also have some little piece of sea coast in Slovnenia, am I right?
>>56636887
It's probably more related to the fact you all understand Croatian, than to hatred desu senpai
>>56636172
Thanks, taking notes. My first objective is to visit thoroughly every single European country.
>>56636632
>>56636994
Is it not true? you will even claim Ivo Andric, a self proclaimed serb, is a croat against his own wish
why are you so desperate for foreign talent, you have plenty talented people to be proud of
>>56636485
certain guy born in Smiljani in Lika in Kingdom of Croatia in Austrian Empire
Lived, grown up there
probably never visited Belgrade in his life
spent most of his life in USA
and yet Serbs are proud. He just happened to be Serbian.
Come to America, Russian bros
>>56637168
go on…
>>56637266
don't know m8 it sure feels like hatred
>>56632940
Water also cools down until it reaches their coast so they have to swim in cold, dirty water, lel.
>>56637168
What do you mean by "go on"?
>>56637135
Marko, I love you my friend, I really do but you know it's bullshit. Though Montenegro is your rightful clay, same with Kosovo.
>>56636887
> hate Slovenian tourists
>menu in every restaurant:
If Croats hated you they would scratch your car or yell at you
Most of Croats are like this: "He is Slovenian. - Oh, ok."
Kinda like you are Hungarian but we have less curiosity because we kinda know things about you already being together all these years
>>56637321
He did actually visit Belgrade, mid to late in his career and only for a short period of time, however he was welcomed by the faculty of science and he was ordained if I remember correctly
>>56637321
If you don't have a problem with Orthodox people born on Croatian soil and you claim Tesla to be Croatian, despite being Otrhodox, why did you banish all those Orthodox Croatians in 95?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Storm
>>56637412
nah most of us like Slovenes, except for shitty Dalmatinska Zagora HDZ voters.
Vacation...? But why?
Sure, it looks great, but... why? It's just scenery and beaches.
Whenever I go to the beach here, I'm there for about 30-60 minutes. Then I can't be bothered anymore for a few days. It's damn boring. And just looking at old buildings is damn boring too.
Guess I'm uncultured and narrow minded and all that. Can you recommend me any other summer activities to pursue?
>>56637135
>Serbs still mad VMRO and Ustashe owned the king serbitch
Keck. I only hope you crown another so I can see it happen this time
>>56637320
>Ivo Andric
has some Croat blood, I personally don't car about him, his choice
but you do the similar thing with Tesla, guy just happened to be Serbian by ethnicity
Serbia or Serbs gave him nothing
>>56630654
Mount negro.
>>56637135
This was a nice thread....
>>56637787
because of
>muh SAO Krajina
It's easier to banish shitty seaparatists than to deal with their bullshit desu senpai
>>56637780
t-thanks for not scratching my car
>>56637807
your wymn wouldn't sleep with us
>>56637930
we do have a coastline yes, but it's shitty compared to our neighbours'
>>56637999
Tesla was also a self proclaimed Serb, nothing 'we' claim isn't true in this regard
remember,
I am proud of my Croatian fatherland and my Serbian heritage, if anything tesla should be an example of the good relation between the two people
>>56638179
>shitty seaparatists
>was the one that started the separation from Yugoslavia
Get your shit together, Jakov, you're not making sense.
Why is Croatia so comfy?
That lovable mix of European architecture, whites and nature, cheers.
>>56637320
>>56637999
Ivo Andric was 100% Croat
what he did is like me saying that I'm Austrian
>>56637999
>Serbia or Serbs gave him nothing
how silly of you to say, both parents serbs, father a Serbian orthodox priest, born and raised in a vilage in Croatia full of serbs, practised the Serbian orthodox faith, your claim is plain insulting
>>56638260
Domagoj actually. We had to, you were chimping out, trying to dominate, like in Kraljevina Jugoslavija. Why do you always have to chimp out?
>>56637787
I said he is a Serb. I am not denying that. Just find kinda weird putting stuff in Belgrade about him when he had dick of connection with it.
I know about Operation Storm , my uncle and father were in it. They were Serbs, some say Serbizided Vlachs (ran away to Croatia from Osmans, got tax breaks to help figth iwth Osmans, their villages mostly in the woods) but if someone keeps saying he is a Serb for more than 150 years and behaves like it - yeah, he is a Serb
>>56638183
>your wymn wouldn't sleep with us
sounds like an institutionalised anti-slovenianism to me,
it's problematic
What are your relations with Russian tourists, slavbros. Do you hate us?
>>56638298
And this is the mind of an average Croat, ladies and gentlemen.
I really want to get along with you guys. But you just don't let me.
>>56638530
>Ivo Andrić
>born to Croatian parents
wtf do you want from me dude, Tesla was 100% Serb but Andrić? Cmon...
>>56638664
Married a Serbian woman, Lived and flourished in Belgrade, self proclaimed Serb
Jesus christ
Yugoslavia will rise again
>>56638776
Never, fuck that shit.
>>56638776
k e k
e e
k k
Implying Russian tourists are a good thing
>>56638830
agree on that Sava
>>56638503
Nah. Money is money, kek.
I wish my country had friendlier relations with Russia. Sadly, Russia has always supported Serbia so that means we can't be actual friends.
>>56634100
Slovenia has fucktons more options to offer than Croatia. beautiful mountain areas? check. cozy and chill as fuck seashores like Piran? check. fun and hospitable cities like Ljubljana? check.
>10/10 would visit again
My parents went on holiday in Croatia in 1991 and a war started
true story
>>56633525
No I'm fresh from Jeruzalem
>>56638393
>>56638203
>I am proud of my Croatian fatherland and my Serbian heritage, if anything tesla should be an example of the good relation between the two people
that is actually false, that was a reporter speaking
it actually goes more like this: "From where I am form that really does not matter that much"
Probably because he was a Slav in Austrian Empire
I could be wrong though
> both parents serbs, father a Serbian orthodox priest, born and raised in a vilage in Croatia full of serbs, practised the Serbian orthodox faith
Educated in Kingdom of Croatia Austrian Empire, worked here, later said fuck all - AU lacks investors, and went to USA
I also cringe when Croats are proud of NFL coaches in the Superbowl this year
Like, dude just had Croatian ancestors
We did dick
>>56638735
And yet you argue with me about Tesla for similiar reasons
reposting it here :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIpy7cNlduc
>>56638919
Yup, thats definitely what I mean. Russian government has always supported Serbians.
Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against either Croatia or Serbia, but I wish we all were friend, really.
>>56636887
go swim in your little bay then.
i'm sure you'll be able to read all the menus.
Ivo Andric se izjasnjavao kao Jugosloven. Genetski je bio Hrvat, al to je samo po sebi laz jer su bar 2/3 Hrvata Srbi.
>>56638664
I can translate for you if you don't understand Cyrillic:
Nationality: Serbian
Guess he was to ashamed to be a Croat, or just realized far back his ancestor was a Serb, just like Mesa Selimovic, kek.
>>56630654
I don't know why there are so many Croatians here in Chile.
I know the story but why did they choose this place?
Proud bros anyway.
>>56639138
I stand by one point and one point only, both people mentioned above are self proclaimed Serbs, and the Serbian people are honoured they would for the lack of a better term, label themselves as part of our great peoples, yet Croats (not all but a lot of them) seem to have issues with this
>>56637135
you see everybody, this is why we cant have nice things.
>>56639208
Yes, ideally, the entire central Europe + south slavs should be friendly with Russia.
>>56639274
Daj odjebi s tim svojim pizdarijama, znamo da su i Irci srbi, srbija do tokija bla bla
>>56632980
you mean northern cyprus or south :3
>>56639274
Lol, I have understood everything. Never thought that Serbain had been so similar to Russian language.
>>56639274
>>56639293
>still believing that Croats are Serbs
>being that doctrinated
>>56639460
Ofc without those shitty kebabs.
>>56639472
to je sve isti kurac
>>56639315
>>56639220
I guess I can categorize you as 'shitty Dalmatinska Zagora HDZ voter'.
>>56639356
>yugoslavia
>nice thing
>>56639639
nope, i'm liberal as fuck and live in zagreb, i just love to instigate regional hate
>>56639420
Postoje zvanicni dokumenti o masovnom pokatolicavanju i hrvatizaciji Srba u Hrvatskoj. To je trajalo vekovima. Sta je bilo sa tim ljudima, jesu li svi pomrli pre nego sto su ostavili potomstvo?
>>56638920
is slovenia the one with the caves and living fossil animals in them?
always confuse slovenia with croatia, they're basically the same to me
i need some elements to associate them with for the future
hungary also looks comfy from what some of our family friends who live there say
>>56639700
i was talking about how serbs always want to take our shit
>>56639868
Do you have name of these documents or the author(s), sounds very intriguing
>>56639868
>Postoje zvanicni dokumenti o masovnom pokatolicavanju i hrvatizaciji Srba u Hrvatskoj
Dajte se počnite bavit svojom jebenom državom, glavni grad vam izgleda kao da se netko popišo na njega i još vam voze trolejbusi iz 1965. po ulicama. Ali ne, idemo se bavit mitomanijom.
>>56639879
i always confuse italy and fucking switzerland, they're basically the same to me
>>56639315
I wanna visit this place. Looks fucking amazing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punta_Arenas
>>Southernmost settlements are cities, towns, weather stations or permanent military bases which are further south than latitude 45°S. They are closely related to the Southern Ocean or either the Roaring Forties or Furious Fifties
>>The city was populated by many colonists from Spain and Croatia in the mid-nineteenth century and many of their descendants still live there
>>56639879
Sorry but if you don't know neighbouring countries, you're literally Murrica level retarded. I didn't even know we have that specific type of retard in Europe.
>>56632484
ahem, you sure about that.
>>56632940
pls gib sea
>>56633159
come to Slovenia, we have castles, you will feel like at home
>>56634885
come to Slovenia, every city here has it's own story.
>>56639879
gib Trst back
>>56640123
kad sam bio u beogradu najbolje mi je bilo to što vozači tramvaja nisu imali uniforme, i izgledalo je kao da neki lik vozi tramvaj.. i onda bi u jednom trenutku izašao van, neki drugi lik bi ušao unutra i nastavio dalje
shit was funny
>>56640370
To mi je fascinantno kako ti seljaci tipa tamo iz Šumadije koji žive u blatu i govnima razmišljaju i bave se nekim izmišljenim mitovima i urotama i tješe se da su pola svijeta zapravo srbi.
>>56634100
It's about the principle Janez, it has nothing to do with how much coast you have in kilometers.
>>56640581
A znas sta je meni, seljaku iz Sumadije, fascinantno?
Sto ti tamo neki hrvati nemaju pametnija posla nego da razmisljaju o tome sta radim ja i o cemu razmisljam.
>>56632980
Yes, welcome, бpaт.
>>56640370
>>56640581
>>replying to a mythomaniac
Lol.
>>56640311
>same flag
>both neighbours
>similar language
>same landscapes
>same irrelevance
???
It's easy to confuse them.
>>56640823
gle, no hard feelings, ali srbija je trenutno dno od države i nikad nećete u europu dok se ne uredite.
ali filmovi su vam bolji od naših, i su žene zabavnije.
>>56641061
how is it the same fucking flag??
Are the Paklinski Islands worth a trip?
>>56641061
Daily reminder that if you are European and don't know every European country, location, capital city and at least a rough estimate of population, you have subpar education.
>>56641310
oh shit, the nazis are here
>>56638919
>>56639208
No, Russians always promised to support us, but never did.
Balkan League and before that, Russians favored Bulgaria in front of everybody.
WW 1 = Sure we fought on the same side, but russians were hardly the deciding factor, considering they left in the middle of a war to conduct a civil one
WW 2 = Same side, sure, and apart from a little help from a red army while freeing belgrade and some parts of northern serbia, there was no collaboration between us, considering bosnia, croatia, slovenia and macedonia were freed by yugoslav forces (in which serbs were the majority), we nearly went to war against soviet union as yugoslavia after because tito wouldn't be stalins pet.
Yugoslav Civil War = ? Apart from a 100-200 russian volunteers in Bosnia, nothing from Russia.
1999 Bombings of Yugoslavia = ? No help from russia ?
So russians always promised to help, but they didn't really live up to those promises.
>>56641061
Here is your reply
save it, it's yours, friend.
THIS IS NOW A GOVNOPOSTOVANJE THREAD, EVERYONE THAT ISN'T /BALK/ GET OUT
>>56641061
you think you're white
>>56642176
how about /diaspora/ ?
>>56642176
We should also allow Australia, they're always welcome when shitposting is involved.
>>56642219
come back to your homeland traitor
>>56642176
MARS NAPOLJE
>>56642496
>>56642219
honest mistake :^)
>>56642449
Vacation only
>>56642600
:^(
>>56639999
>>56640123
>cheked
See if you can find letters written to Pope by Benedikt Vinković (zagrebacki biskup).
Also "1/3 srba pobiti 1/3 proterati 1/3 pokatoliciti"
>>56642733
>1/3 srba pobiti 1/3 proterati 1/3 pokatoliciti
I remember reading about this
>>56641315
>croatia
>slovenia
>slovakia
Literally the same 2bh
That's like saying there's any major difference between those forgettable central african nations. You should create a federation already.
>>56642733
did we do it? no. so quit whining.
>>56642733
I wish that happend.
>>56642733
>According to Slavko Gavrilović, Serbian historian and member of the academy, Vinković (and Petar Petretić) wrote numerous obviously untrue texts with accentuated hatred and even larger elaborates against Serbs and Orthodox Christianity, with detailed advises how to Catholicize Serbs.[9] Vinković's activities were also aimed against Serb bishop of Marča, Maksim Predojević, who he reported to the Sacred Congregation for the Propagation of the Faith after Predojević refused to support the conversion of the population of his bishopric to Catholicism.[10] Vinković estimated that number of Serbs in Slavonia was about 74,000.[11] In 1640 Vinković requested Predojević's deposition from Roman Curia in his 1640 letter to Pope's nuncio in Vienna.[11] Vinković claimed that Orthodox bishop Predojević is subordinated to him and expected to receive some income from him.[12] His intentions were to appoint Rafael Levaković as bishop of Marča instead of Predojević.[13] In 1640 Vinković wrote that Catholicized Serbs are the most ardent followers of the Catholic faith.[14] In the same year he reported that Serbs are using Cyrillic script.[15] In 1642 Vinković wrote a letter to emperor Ferdinand III to write another report about "Vlachs" (Orthodox Serbs).[16] In his 1673 letter Vinković reports that Serbs (Vlachs) of Istria, Senj and Vinodolski were converted to Catholicism.[17]
>>56642733
MATORI, JEL BI MI DAO DA TI KEVU TASLACIM?
>>56642813
PRLJAVA DIJASPORA OUT
>>56642867
JEBEM TI MATER U PICKU JA BRE
>>56635638
my gramps did say to me that Korčula is the most beautiful place and that the stone pavements are polished through wear and time, he also hated serbs and muslims and i carry on his legacy in honour of him and my kids will too. god bless croatia.
>>56630654
Chorvatsko is rightful Czech colony,
we don't want no smelly Eastern Europeans on our beaches.
>mfw we develop better relations to Russia in 1 summer than Serbs did during their whole history of Russian butthole licking
>>56643156
You mean it's the place where you go to commit suicides?
>>56630654
>tfw OP will earn extra kuna for serving rich Ruskies
>while our coastal property worth would skyrocket
>>56643170
Please, look at how he tells it and his warm smile and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWZCSVxPs80
Russia doesn't sell friendship.
Disregard our president, he used to be a professional grave-digger.
>>56642867
>north america
>south america
literally the same desu, full of ugly shitstained degenerates
>>56643140
i don't speak polish, csaba ?_?
>>56643358
yup and we don't want Russians to vomit at bodies of our compatriots
I love Croatia.
How do I get a Croatian gf?
>>56643140
sto da ne?
>>56643098
so the guy lied to the pope? topkek
>>56634470
I'M CIA
>>56634397
I think you need to explain that one.
>>56643504
quite accurate
>>56632980
Good. You're always welcome here.
>go to croatia
>drown
dont go there rly.
>>56643789
be chad, but ugly
>>56637135
fuck off man
Im RUSSIAN, i love serbs
but you just ruined a fucking great thread.
look, even the CROATS were for once not posting irrenedtist bullshit
>>56644130
:D:D:D:D
>>56643789
by being a very lucky man
>>56630654
russians go to montenegro, i've never seen a place with more russian people. It might aswell have been russia.
Also Kotor is the best.
>>56639348
Ivo Andric was born in bosnia by a croatian familiy, if he was born today he would never chose to be called serbian, different times i guess...
>>56630654
THIS >>56644476
