The Draft is back, faggots, and it's coming for you! Due to liberal sjw trash and the fact that every millennial male is an out of shape, entitled, instant gratification addicted, lazy, beta, the following will not let you be exempt.
>autism
>aspergers
>weight
>"flat feet"
>vision
>carpal tunnel
>depression
>age (up to 45 yrs old)
>asthma
>narcolepsy
I'm sure there's more I'm forgetting. What do you do in this case? Flee or an hero like a beta? Stand up and fight like a pure white aryan alpha warrior?
I will go to prison or russia before I fight for obama's army. I will never fight for this homosexual muslim apologist.
>flee
I wouldn't want to be a refugee
>an hero
no
>fight
why not
>>56611980
>>narcolepsy
The fuck? That's a guaranteed exemption.
>attempt suicide
>72 hour institutionalization
>immediate DQ from military conscription, couldn't even sign up if I wanted
Feels breddy good to be fucked up
>fat
>flat feet
>blind as a fucking bat
>carpel tunnel
>and being drafted makes me sad
>>56611980
As a career soldier, I look forward to making these cretins melt into a sobbing puddle of self-pity just by scowling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqta4jyAs4k
>>56611980
That pic is pretty funny.
The only thing I would disagree with is not buying more expensive clothes that don't fall apart/rip. I have had some relatively expensive jeans fall apart on me while a pair of my $16 dickies could probably stop a 9mm round.
>>56612346
>be light armor gunner with narcolepsy
>fall asleep as your brothers get shot
American military at its finest
>>56612159
I would gladly lay down my life for President Obama. I'd love to kill you on the battlefield you pro-Russian traitor scum.
You're out of selective service at age 25 brah.
Who /over25/ here?
>>56612843
it's a hypothetical situation faggot why are you so afraid
>>56612559
>>56612529
>>56612346
cowards
>>56612812
good luck getting the dick out of your ass fast enough to duck and cover.
>>56612843
Feelsgoodman. Get fucked, Millennials. My generation already fought two wars
Tbh a draft is the only thing would probably whip Millenials into shape
>>56611980
Single Dad, also Probably too old.
>>56611980
Jokes on you, I have a replacement metal knee. I've tried to join twice and they won't take me.
>>56612843
32 here. 25 series.
Can't wait to give preening faggots a bullet for refusing orders during a firefight.
>>56612346
If I had to guess it would just be mild narcolepsy that isn't exempt. A lot of times when narcolepsy is shown it's the most severe symptoms which would probably be considered moderate or severe cases.
is this b8? source?
Sauce faggot
>>56611980
>The Draft is back
>>56612621
You look forward to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkt1vAX0MRM
>>56612843
1m year. With my luck ill get drafted and die a week or so before going home
>people asking for source
It's a hypothetical scenario, nerds.
My family is relatively wealthy, that should probably provide us with some way to get out.
Hello Amerikanskis! Chang, myself and 400 million other Han Chinese military aged males welcome you aboard this train called "World War 3". It has no brakes and there's no getting off.
>>56613309
Nice fantasy.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fragging
Peaceful obstainer. Looking into becoming Mennonite officially or clergy
>>56614274
because you don't want happening, or because you're beta
>>56613309
>Give them a bullet
Is that even real? I don't think platoon is real buddy...
Besides the pt will kill most of the cod
babbyburgers
>>56613366
>>56613461
>>56613612
it's hypothetical (but likely if the draft DID come back, as proven by the waves of people going "nuh-uh I c-c-c-ant fight") situation
>>56611980
Cool, we're sending all the niggers to die overseas. I see nothing wrong with this.
Also sage until OP gives proofs.
>>56611980
I serve my purpose better independently through the business sector
>>56613114
this. millennials are all beta fat lazy entitled faggot cvcks
>fighting for Jews, boomers and defense contractors
No thanks
Probably pull a full metal jacket at the boot camp.
I'll become a tranny (or at least pretend I'm becoming one) to avoid the draft. The draft still doesn't apply to trannies and women.
It's a shame that you can't just say you're gay anymore though.
>>56611980
Sorry goy. I'm blind. :^)
I'd probably be unfit for service thanks to having hip surgery and basically being a cripple. I'd still want to fight but i most likely would do shit in training and wouldn't be able to carry fellow soldiers so i'd feel bad putting lives at risk just because i'm patriotic towards my country.
>>56611980
Sauce faggot
>>56611980
>prior mil
>34
>/fit
>would volunteer
>or enlist
>just to remove kebab
>just for funzies
You really are the lowest form of scummy faggots in existence. You would really not lie to them and stay on 4chin instead of removing kebab? Absolutely disgusting.
>>56611980
>19 years old
>6'3
>200 lbs
>lift and in good shape
>totally disillusioned with the idea of working in an office for the rest of my life
I'd be happy to go to be honest, but maybe I'm just still very naive.
>>56615568
>kills people for "funzies"
Sociopath detected
>>56611980
Good, I hope all those millennials who love kebab and don't believe in free speech end up getting killed removing kebab and defending free speech.
>>56611980
>liberal sjw trash in charge
I identify as a genderfluid female-kin transnigger.
Then I bang the wives of conscripted army guys.
>>56611980
Fake and gay. Sage.
tfw heart murmur that has no actual effect on me physically, but still exempts me from a draft
>>56611980
I thought it was real for a second you faggot
>>56611980
hahah fucking millenialshits gotta go die for israel and illuminati
>age (up to 45 yrs old)
sheeeeeit
>>56611980
Lucky for me I just realized I'm trans. Can't be drafted.
>>56614830
confirmed anti-happening why are you even on pol
>>56613114
Millennials are people born after 1980 you fuck wit
If we actually played to America's strength and invested in a truly massive drone force we could put some serious hurt on the enemy.
Imagine all those NEETs spending 16 hours a day gunning down Habib online. It'll be the first time in history that people who cannot get out of the house are awarded medals by the military.
>>56615077
>as he types
nice try eurocvck
>>56611980
>Have flat feet, slightly over-weight.
> Still army reservist
> Still combat arms (artillery)
> Still humped the ruck
> Did so better than half of the athletic / pretty / apparently in shape guys on my courses.
Get fucked, hypothetical conscripts.
>>56615909
do you not understand hypothetical situations, you little "i'm too beta to leave my room and not be keked by my internet addiction" faggot
>>56611980
>healthy
>20/20 vision
>skilled with a rifle
How shall I honor you /pol/ on the battlefield?
>>56611980
>White
>Aryan
>>56611980
Source? Also k... Keep me posted
>>56616783
I'm busy making $87/hr right now, ya dingus. You wanna sucky sucky my wucky wucky little cunt ass whore bitch slut nigger coon spic kike cumslut?
kill yourself
>letting people in with disabilities
I'm sure that hazing a depressed person for a year and then giving them a gun to clean with magazines isnt going to lead to anything bad happening at all.
>>56611980
>22
>weight is fin, healthy
>literally nothing that should preclude me from being selected
also
>autist
>would probably live fairly well on a scheduled lifestyle
>could get myself /fit/
>get trained with guns
>college paid when I'm done, if I don't die
honestly, I should just fucking sign up now. I'd probably be better off in the military than I would as I am now.
>>56617341
>OP not realising we have physical and mental standards in military recruitment because it's easier not to have people like OP listed.
Has OP really never seen Full Metal Jacket?
Sources on this?
>>56612843
I'm 31 but if my country needs me it needs me.
>criminal
Will they let me in pol? I'm good now, /fit/ too
>>56611980
>OBAMA ACTIVATES SELECTIVE SERVICE DRAFT LOTTERY
http://sheekyforums.com/thread/56611980/politics/obama-activates-selective-service-draft-lottery.html
Nice thread shillfags
>cut your wrists but not too deep or don't hit any arteries so you'll stay alive
>problem fixed
People who cut their wrists also damage the nervs in their arm so those will be fucked up for life too
>>56611980
I'm exempt anyways. Protected veteran status is great.
Join the navy and suck dick 24/7
>>56618132
what the fuck is this site and why did it copy my op oc word for word
>>56613309
You sound like you'd make a good Commissar
>>56618172
Nerves in my arm still work just fine, desu.
>>56614581
>implying my brother and I aren't going straight to Canada if they reinstate the draft. I've planned for this.
>>56618332
Sheeky is a data mining site that archives all of 4chan so it can run ads for cash on it
>>56611980
>obama's "fictional" army
>trying to identify potential agitators by their replies
Nice try homeland defense
>>56611980
[citation needed] faggot
>>56614581
Yea, it's never coming back.
Period.
It would be political suicide for whoever would do this, and the nature of war has changed significantly since Vietnam.
>>56611980
Minced Burgers incoming.
Trump was a puppet used to test the value of the murrican youth. Now you faggots will be sent to the slaughterhouse so Lady Hillary can truly make America Great Again.
You truly got Stumped.
>>56612812
>I would gladly lay down my life for President Obama. I'd love to kill you on the battlefield you pro-Russian traitor scum.
A lot of the guys in the US infantry worship Russia because the army is so pathetic.
Watch your back anon; look at people's facebooks. If shit ever goes down with russia, you're going to need to know which soldiers are actually on your side and which ones want to hand Alaska to the reds.
>>56617717
I feel same
A recruiter told me ADHD is an automatic disqualifier. But only if I've been officially diagnosed. He said "Don't lie, but..." So I get the feeling I can just say I don't have it and they won't check? Can any military fags confirm/deny?
>>56618909
I fucking doubt that
Non-issue seeing as our country is weak and our only role is to be conquered, but I'd specify that I will only serve on Dutch soil, and will not go abroad to fight for stupid geopolitical games that are counter to my and my people's interest.
Then I'd be court-martialed and go to prison, but it's much more preferable.
>>56618920
Another question, I'm currently in college. When I graduate, I can't go straight into officer's school because I got a DUI two years ago. The recruiter said I could just enlist and then do the Green to Gold Program? and make officer in two years. Anyone with experience able to offer ideas? I'm studying comp sci so I'm thinking about going MI 35Q
I'm pretty fucked from having lyme disease and I'm pretty depressed.
>>56618132
Yeah, popped a warning from my browser
>>56618920
I'm sure they would change that considering how much of the draft pool has that diagnosis or something similar.
>>56611980
I am a commercial sailor. Volunteer for the navy and ride out the apocolypse on a low priority target navy tug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>Turned 26 today
>>56611980
What would an 44-year-old Aspergers-autistic, obese, flat-footed, blind, carpal tunnel suffering, depressed, asthmatic, narcoleptic man do in the military?
>>56615568
35. No mil exp. Want to have a chance at Valhalla. Can oldfags enlist?
Tfw adhd disqualifies me
:(
If there's a war, it's the representatives' fault, and we should draft them, not the other way around.
>>56618860
Ultimately depends on the nature of war, never undestimate paranoia and careful propoganda.
US army recruitment surged after 9/11, open war with Russia on American soil (Read: alaska) would probably see support for a draft.
>>56611980
Well I have a mild schizophrenia and I hallucinate. It gets worse when I'm stressed/anxious.
Surely that will let me be exempt?
>>56619680
Clerk.
Protected profession. Doctor of Pharmacology.
I might end up making chemical weapons or get to do some human experiments.
>>56611980
If america needs me, I will go.
I will probably suck at it, complain a lot, and generally be a huge fucking faggot, but hey someone needs to play bullet catcher.
>>56619761
man they used to just give you drugs for that
>>56614830
Yo we need to rebrand ourselves as young white males. People laugh at white males but people don't realize that old white males have turned on us too. Old white males still have success stories from before so they ruin our image
rebrand as young white boys and men, <40 and fucking hound society for how bad they treat us
you realize old white men treat us like absolute shit? they sold us out in every way possible and success still involves paying for their social security
>>56611980
Are quakers still exempt?
That was the most ridiculous thing ever, I hope The religion of peace get exemption as well.
The only thing I hope for.
>>56612812
Have fun
>>56620406
The drugs are one of the main disqualifiers for the army today. They've gotten picky.
>>56616513
Wrong, millennials grew up in the information age.
Basically, if you had Internet access before you could walk, you're a millennial
Asthma and psoriasis, which are excluding conditions. In decent shape besides those though.
>>56611980
Fleeing to New Zealand.
>>56618909
If America is fighting the Russians tomorrow, they're on the wrong side
>>56611980
I'm sure as fuck not dodging the draft like some keked liberal. We're going to need every last red pilled man in order to make up for the keks
