>turkey starting WWIII
>they actually did it the absolute madmen
ok time for plan b checklist plebs:
- what will your country do if shit hits the fan?
- are you going to fight for your country if needed?
- if not what will you do?
- what are your plans in case shit gets nuclear?
Hopefully we'll make some excuses so we don't help muslim shits.
DF would definitely vote against it.
what actually happened? I just came on /pol/ now. What did turkey do?
>>56597994
I live too close to a hard target, there's not much I can do but melt and/or evaporate.
>>56599141
Shot down a Russian fighter-plane. Both pilots dead.
>>56599141
shot down a plane which violated her air space
>>56599387
>>56599420
thanks bros. Do we know why the plane was in her airspace or nah?
>tfw listening to Bach and watching the start of WW3
Does it get any better? No it does not.
And no I won't be fighting because of a recent injury. Otherwise I'd be in the front lines.
Russia is verging on confrontation with Turkey, escalation in Ukraine and an endless war in Syria.
Why is Putin so shit at geopolitics?
US doesn't even give a fuck about Ukraine or Syria but is making Vlad pay dearly for them and he is paying up.
>>56599490
plane airspace is argued about but the pedos killed the rescue plane that tried to help out the downed guys.
then putin went apeshit on T.V.
now it's time to shot down turkish planes crossing syrian border
Italy should sit this one out, you've been nothing short of embarrassing in all world wars
>>56599697
nice. Link?
I don't want to get conscripted to fight for muslims. I have a conscientious objection against being a fucking retard.
>>56599767
Syria could try but they would be mercilessly crushed.
Vlad is not willing to bet the bank on Syria, you'd have to think..
>>56599927
Your little uncut dick will be circumcised in the Middle Earth by ISIL fighters
>>56597994
I like the location of my country. In case of full blown WW3 we might get occupied because of oil though.
I'm not going to fight, I don't really care who is the "overlord", I just live my life and do whatever I want to do. I might gather some canned food, pasta and other stuff that doesn't spoil easily and go to the cabin on the mountain and take a nice vacation from "civilization". I'll bring a fishing-rod, there is a water with some fish nearby. Then I'll make an atlatl and a bow and practice in case I might need to go hunting. I know there is hare, grouse and deer in the area. When summer come there is alot of edible berries and shrooms too.
Wouldn't really be that bad.
Putin: ISIS are protected by military of entire nation [Turkey]. That is why they are acting so boldly & blatantly
>>56600073
>in the Middle Earth
>You will never travel to Middle Earth and fight alongside great heroes such as Aragorn against the dirty ISIS hordes of Mordor
Feels bad.
>>56600126
Sounds beautiful anon. Can I join? I know how to hunt. I can even bring guns.
>>56597994
Why the fuck would i fight for my country ran by jews. Fuck this world.
>>56600387
Sure. Guns would only be a last resort though, I wouldn't want too much attention. They are kind of loud and could get us into trouble.
>>56600558
Good point. My uncle owns a hunting bow. That might be a better option.
>>56599420
your country is hectic mate absolutely warrior tier 10/10
>>56597994
>what will your country do if shit hits the fan?
Build more bank safes (my phone is actually glowing atm from all my private banking clients all over the world that suddenly want to deposit physical goods in switzerland), get the reduit back up, eat chocolate and enjoy the show
>are you going to fight for your country if needed?
Sure but the odds are low
>if not what will you do?
Do my job
>what are your plans in case shit gets nuclear?
I own property and have a permanent resident visa from Uruguay so guess what I will do
>>56599798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPmmtrMJyHs
Turks giving the downed pilot a warm welcome
>>56597994
>- what will your country do if shit hits the fan?
Chill and watch as nukes pass over the Atlantic.
>are you going to fight for your country if needed?
Kek.
> if not what will you do?
Chill and watch as the world burns. Comfy as heck.
>what are your plans in case shit gets nuclear?
Tell my family in Georgia I love them.
>>56600158
Tbh that's the expression Turks gives by just concentrating into kurds right now
go inna woods in case of draft
won't die for this piece of shit country
>>56601882
Reported your IP to the russian police traitor
>>56602011
would you die for obongo?
>>56601882
Same.
As far from this country
>>56597994
>what will your country do if shit hits the fan?
Whatever the US is doing
>are you going to fight for your country if needed?
No, it's a fucking leaf.
>if not what will you do?
Go to jail or go innawoods
>what are your plans in case shit gets nuclear?
Head to the local Diefenbunker.
>>56597994
>probably fight with NAto on the same side as Turkey
>yes, i'm no coward
>draft dodgers to firing squads
>Collect bottlecaps
Putin's right: There must be serious consequences for downing a jet.
Oh, wait...
>>56602397
>>56602209
Is your Canuck dick circumcised?
>>56601719
They were syrian rebels which is Turkmens and Russia has been bombing them for a few days.
>>56597994
Who knows, who knows.
But I am pretty sure that your country will choose a losing side.
>>56602520
Nope.
>>56602690
So you're a frenchie?
>>56602136
Putin =/= Obongo
>>56597994
>what will your country do if shit hits the fan
The Netherlands tried to be neutral during the last two but since we're part of NATO now they're probably gonna help too
>are you going to fight for your country if needed?
No, why do I give a fuck about Turkey shooting a plane down? The NATO is probably going to side with Turkey and I don't want to fight for the fucking mudslimes, unless ISIS is at the national border I'm going to stay here and watch my chinese cartoons
>what are your plans in case shit gets nuclear
Don't have one, I'd rather die in my own country than to flee to some shithole just because they're threatening with nukes
>>56597994
Alright fuck
Best case scenario right now is that the ruski's will just veto Turkey and call for other countries as well similar to what americano's did to cuba
But Since Putin is former KJB I doubt he'll just take it that easy
- what will your country do if shit hits the fan?
Honestly, I dont think america will take action despite the fact that Turkey is in NATO, Simply because Obango is already getting enough shit for starting ISIS in the first place by killing osama
And if Trump gets elected god willing he'll want to focus on domestic rather then foreign, So in the end I doubt Mericanos will do anything but cry and say sttttttttooooop it
- are you going to fight for your country if needed?
No, Russia dindu nuffin wrong. Big Bullies Turkey started it
- if not what will you do?
Post about i on /pol/
- what are your plans in case shit gets nuclear?
I live in Jew York so I would be dead right away
>>56601882
Reported you to the gestapo for not being culturally enriched enough
>>56602936
why would putin even enlist me.
>now NATO makes us defend Turkey in the case of a war
This is why libertarianism was always the answer.
>>56603070
jokes on you, i'm just here for work
>inb4 i'm a turk
>>56597994
>what will your country do if shit hits the fan?
Declare war but do jack shit until we get an actual leader.
>are you going to fight for your country if needed?
I will remove kebab from the streets here, but I'm not fighting in enemy terrirory.
> if not what will you do?
Remove kebab in sweden and restore honor to their ancestors.
> what are your plans in case shit gets nuclear?
Probably won't notice a thing, after all, we're closer to russia, and those dumb sandniggers can't do jack shit.
>>56597994
>- what will your country do if shit hits the fan?
Well I'm already in the process of enlisting, so I'm going to keep doing that.
>- are you going to fight for your country if needed?
Read above. Though I am going into the Chair Force so actually fighting will be left to the pilots.
>- if not what will you do?
Move to Idaho and head innawoods to try and survive the blasts.
>- what are your plans in case shit gets nuclear?
Again, read above.
>>56603371
New Berserk chap ?
>>56597994
Haha. Oh shit it's going to be hilarious watching Nato try to not take the side of Turkey. Putin is dropping red pills about Turkey oil links with ISIS.
It's fucking happening.
>>56597994
>what will your country do if shit hits the fan?
defensive war, if backed by nato offensive war into syria
>are you going to fight for your country if needed?
yeah sure, i don't want to live under slavs
>what are your plans in case shit gets nuclear?
evaporate
>>56603444
OFF THE BOAT
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>>56603371
they got off the boat?
> what will your country do if shit hits the fan?
Get nuked.
> are you going to fight for your country if needed?
Nope, I'm a jewellery. Unless they want me to make dog tags.
> if not what will you do?
Wait to get nuked while finally finishing vidya back catalogue
> what are your plans in case shit gets nuclear?
I'm in London so probably die
>>56599490
>or nah
You fucking faggot nigger lover Niggers are so unimaginative they take simple additions to sentences and turn them into catch phrases. Go fuck yourself you cannot say you're just saying "or nah" because you spelled it like you would say it. Go back to worldstar you commie coalburning faggot
>>56603579
>>>/a/133925435
http://www.mangaumaru.com/archives/559570
>>56603685
>I'm a jewellery
*I make..
Is it possible to be able to fight on Russia's side?
>>56603058
>Obama started ISIS by killing Osama
He started ISIS by getting out of Iraq, bombing Syria, and literally arming them.
And if you try to blame Bush, you might as well blame every president since Eisenhower because in that sense it is middle eastern interventionism that got us in this mess. I would completely agree, but Obama has made decisions that directly fueled the growth of ISIS and he either did it on purpose or is an idiot for not knowing what would happen.
>>56597994
>what will your country do if shit hits the fan?
continue as usual
>are you going to fight for your country if needed?
in the very low chance that any madmen crosses the nuclear european wasteland to occupy us? ofcourse
>if not what will you do?
shitpost less cause the internet is gone
>what are your plans in case shit gets nuclear?
watch it from afar while everyone forgets our existence
literally the catalyst for world war 3 holy shit
>>56597994
>>56603977
Same dude, the exact same.
>>56603501
NATO would'nt back you now you openly advertised you support terrorism.
>>56603977
Do you know what fallout is, son? It's the only reason we haven't nuked Best Korea.
>>56599420
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>>56601719
uuuuuuuh, that's from april 26
proof: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=06f_1430171755
>>56603233
You're fucking russian you stupid fuck
>>56597994
I'm going to join the Russian military, bro
>>56604314
>do you know what fallout is
We got hit by it just 30 years ago, we are advised to not eat anything from our soil but eh, the little caesium won't kill anyone, we grow our potatoes, eat them and don't lose our hair.
I will miss the bananas and the chocolate though. And I would need to get the old receipts for ratmeat from WW2 my grandparents wrote.
>>56597994
I guess it's technically a possibility that Russia invades Finland in order to get some front from where they can shoot their missiles and gain better access to the sea if it came to that. I don't see it as that big possibility though but if it came to that, I would go to war.
>>56602209
Agreed.
I don't give a fucking flying shit for whats happening in the Middle East. To me, its literally worthless. I'm happy here in Canada and I'm glad Trudeau is a kek and wants to stay out of it.
>>56597994
>launch nukes
>won't get the opportunity, even if the opportunity arose, I'm a discharged servicemen under medical ELS. Can't be drafted and can't volunteer without a shit ton of waivers I can't get.
>Sit at my house in BFE
>Sit at my house in BFE and work with my best friend doing cattlemen shit
If shit went nuclear, it wouldn't be much different for me than it already is.
>>56597994
>what will your country do if shit hits the fan?
weed
>are you going to fight for your country if needed?
yes
>what are your plans in case shit gets nuclear?
die
>>56601755
Look at your fancy flag!
>>56599490
>Neither our pilots nor our jet threatened the territory of Turkey. This is obvious. They are fighting terrorists in the northern areas around Latakia, where militants are located, mainly people who originated in Russia, and they were pursuing their direct duty, to make sure these people do not return to Russia. These are people who are clearly international terrorists.
Putin said.
From: http://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2015/nov/24/russian-jet-downed-by-turkish-planes-near-syrian-border-live-updates
My plan for world war 3 is to insert my head between my legs then I pucker up and kiss my ass goodbye.
when the nukes start flying, we north americans should move north to the hudson bay and establish a nazi colony
>>56604791
Trying to be a nurse rn, so hopefully a medic
>>56605598
KEK.
>>56597994
>>56605603
The mexicans will convert to eskimos and follow you up there!
>>56603058
>And if Trump gets elected god willing he'll want to focus on domestic rather then foreign, So in the end I doubt Mericanos will do anything but cry and say sttttttttooooop it
He said he wanted to BTFO isis and bomb the shit out them, do you even keep up?
The Russian shills are in full force today.
>tfw too insignificant to get nuked
Gonna get cozy over here, if russia decides to invade we will get rolled in a few hours anyway and I'll be fine because I know russian very well so I can pretend to be a russian citizen who was being "oppressed" or something. Hopefully they dont rape me.
Islamic empire reformation is happening before our eyes!
>>56606304
-smoke weed lmao
>>56597994
>- what will your country do if shit hits the fan?
Stay neutral, we're not dumb enozgh to start a war with the Russkies or NATO.
>- are you going to fight for your country if needed?
Yes, but I'm in the reserve so a lot of people habe to die before they take me in.
>- if not what will you do?
Just continue with my life and enjoy seing Turks burn on live television.
>- what are your plans in case shit gets nuclear?
Hide in a bunker.
>>56606304
>not 18 yet
Goodbye.
>>56606304
Underageb&, bye bye.
>>56597994
> - what will your country do if shit hits the fan?
Zerg Rush. I really hope so. I want to run with my AKSU through the world.
> - are you going to fight for your country if needed?
Totally yes. I don't have any amuses in my life so the War is exactly what I need.
> - if not what will you do?
If the War won't start? I will continue my work.
> - what are your plans in case shit gets nuclear?
To stand with my eyes opened and meet the Glory Death.
>>56606304
MODS MODS MODS
>>56606435
You fuckers really have a bunker for your whole population?
>>56597994
>erdogan goes muh dick, gets a well-deserved ass kicking
>fighting for turkey is fighting for erdogan is fighting for israel
>retreat to a shack in the mountains
>it hasn't even begun.jpg
>>56603278
this entire fucking thing wouldn't be HAPPENING if you guys had elected a nice non-interventionist libertarian with no intentions to stir up shit in the Middle East
>>56607164
I think it's 70%, maybe 80% by now.
Probably nothing, last time we tried to kill muslims we ended up with 2 terrorist attacks and the president's son killed.
>>56604390
pretty sure I see some one from turkey post at least once a day. I'd figure you'd be more familiar bulgaria
>>56603058
my only worry with trump is he might start war with the entirety of the middle east
>>56608719
he would only do that if he had massive popular support, a military on steroids, and the reincarnations of patton, macarthur, alexander, hannibal, etc. in command.
which totally could happen
