Since WW3 is confirmed a go what's your post-apocalyptic life going to be like?
>>56591590
I'm learning martial arts. Hopefully my gongfu brothers and I can defend our small town.
We'll sit it out behind our fence.
Back to the rural life to me.
I'm going to be the hardcore guy with guns and a mean dog.
>>56591590
I'll probably be dead
>wat do
nothing
no one would nuke this shithole
>>56591590
Dying in a nuclear mushroom.
I'm joining the Institute to get qt synth waifus
>>56591590
Short
>>56591682
lmao
>>56591590
What. someone, explain please.
Joining the Enclave and make Burgerland great again.
free from SJWs.
Aren't there anti-nuke defense systems now though?
>>56594719
Kanacken stupid as hell shot down a russian jet.
>>56594719
Turkey shot down a Russian fighter it claimed was violating its air space.
>>56591590
Hoarding fish and chips
>>56591590
prolly be in an island jerking off to fishes and coconut trees
ahaha joke's on you, all i will see is a
quick flash and then im done.
>enjoy envying the dead faggots
tying a noose because ISIS are going to come
I'll be pic related. Hopefully with a female companion
>>56591590
I'll be forced to live in desolate wasteland full of deadly animals.
>>56591590
>Enter the /pol/ vault.
>Mfw the experiment conducted is that a random number of shit-skin refugees from the wasteland are let in yearly.
The ride never ends.
>>56594880
Same here
thank god i live in an island with only 20 people
Preparing the beaver hordes for the maple syrup wars that will ensue
>>56591590
Living on a pristine emerald island on my aunts farm.
>>56591590
Well, I have a vague notion of wandering the hellscape until I find some small group of Indians (feather) that have survived, and then building a mythology about myself as some mysterious white spirit that needs to be appeased with the occasional teenage girl.
I will try to introduce weeb culture to the survivors.
>>56591590
Prepare for the return of big families. We're going to need manpower to start up the old "self-sufficiency" systems.
I have pretty impressive white trailer trash nigger-rigging skills. Give me a few minutes of looking at something and I'll tinker with it enough that it should hold together for a bit. We really should get the right parts though.
Get my AR, go innawoods. Life off the land like a pioneer.
Who am I kidding. After 3 weeks of no power ill probably hang my self.
>>56591590
getting my guns.
Going to be the one hunting folks for cannibalism.
No mercy, or compassion in times of the apocalypse.
Only the strong and ruthless survive.
I hope you taste good my bros. They said human taste like pig, so thats cool since i like bacon and ribs.
>>56591590
Since I live near several key defense industries, I guess I'll just be dust floating in the atmosphere for a few years.
>>56595308
In our Megaton community I'd definitely be Walter.
Nothing happened, again. Nothing will ever happen.
Your flat will get smaller, your paychek will shrink, the food will get slightly more disagreeable, you'll stay inside more, engaged in digital fantasies.
This is the Huxlean dream, the Final Revolution. There will be no nuclear deluge.
It has all already happened, but you were busy being distracted by dialectic tricks for metnal children.
Look at you still, engaging in that escapism.
>>56594719
mehmet shot vladimir's jet
>>56595511
Eating your own species raises risks for prion shits or something
>>56595511
don't eat the brains my friend :^)
>>56594793
Not everyone has them also 3manynukes
>>56595610
Look at you, shitposting on 4chan
cyka
>life
>>56591590
I'm going to sit and watch titjob vids while the nukes find their targets
>>56591590
I will hunt people and sell it as slave. Ahahahhahhah
I'm a tranny, I would like to think that I'll be the rape twink but in reality I'll be the giant man psycho, driven mad not from the fall of society but from the lack of hormones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DcqnkzGEFQ
>>56595511
Why would you go straight to cannibalism when there will be many farm animals?
I will make myself a baron drug lord. Who wants to live to serve me?
>>56594342
doesn't romania have hot chicks? may'be i'll come over
>>56596193
Animals have natural flight or fight, humans are stupid, much easier hunting.
>>56595610
good point.
>>56596172
Who doesn't want to be the rape twink?
>>56591590
Very likely to run all the way up the mountains, get weapons and spiked wire and try to look for a generator if we survive. Learning to work the land and kill shits, I guess.
>>56596172
i once red a story like this on /b/
trannies will turn into half man half woman monstrosities due to the lack of hormones and will fight to the death for a couple of pills
I hope it will be fallout NV, the best fallout.
>>56596247
We might also go over.
>>56596247
maiby,but they would all die due to lack of FB
>>56596407
dark times indeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW-RmVY2OkA
>>56596303
A domesticated cow is much easier to kill than a human. You've never been around animals, lived on a ranch or hunted have you?
Gonna run off to my dads country house.
It stands ontop of a hill and right beneath it is a field of fertilized soil ready to be sown.
The main problem will be renovating my grandparents old house.
>>56595261
doing God's work anon
>implying there's ever going to be a world war in which my country takes part
Kek
>>56591590
I am not Christian but I remember a scripture talking about God's helpers before the Apocalypse.
I am one of them. My role is to show the Light of God and so showing people the choice they have of stopping the madness.
I live in a rural area, so I'll probably just build defences, plant crops, suck off my dog and live a peaceful almost Hellenistic lifestyle
in the new world we will walk amongst the ruins of our old lives and marvel at what we are now capable of...
like eating other people. i think joggers will be the tastiest since their diets are like cattle anyways
Why do people think that one plane is going to cause a world war?
Wars nowadays are useless anyway since both sides can just nuke the shit out of each other
>>56596513
feel sad for you aussies,you will have to survive in arrid deserts while we eastern euros will hide in the mountains and create a paradise
I have enough 12 gauge ammunition to last me 10 years at least. Less .40 cal ammo but still a lot.
I'd rely on /pol/ to let me know when it was truly habbening before all the normies knew so I could loot the local meijer for canned goods before the normies knew what was going on.
I'd probably load up the truck and head south because I'm not trying to deal with a Michigan winter without heat.
Then you go camping for the rest of your life.
I would invade the Falklands
>>56591590
I am going to start raping everything that moves.
>>56596694
Joggers will be the worst to eat.
You're going to want little fat girls most likely, they will be the most tender.
>>56595261
I'm hoping to make some sort of feudal theocracy based around the worship of patron 2hus.
>The Year is 22XX, centuries have passed since the happening
>Japan is divided into a feudal state of bannerlords who rally their cause behind various waifus
>Men die by the thousands over the remaining manga and doujin that survived the happening
>some shitter from SAO will probably come out on top by sheer popularity alone
>>56596701
eh. at least we will have guzzlene and stupidly awesome vehicle creations
>>56596766
I'd kick you back out like we did in '82
>>56596592
I grew up on dairy farms, there are none within hundreds of kms from here.
>>56597059
cant beat that
>>56591590
Not much will change for me. India already looks like a nuclear wasteland.
>>56597253
DESIGNATED
>>56597253
>>56595610
Ivan gets it
>>56597110
>Apocalypse
>Britain having time for the fark lands when Mohammed will be destroying the island from the inside
>>56597304
RAPING STREETS
>>56591590
Maintaining order in the streets and evacuating people who either live in areas that are too dangerous or whose homes were destroyed to shelter areas. Damn it feels good to be a national guardsmen.
>>56595681
actually, it only does if you eat the spinal thing and the marrow (?)
eating muscles is not a problem, as long as you don't break a bone or something
>>56597378
>>56597349
>Britain is one person
>>56596828
this desu
I for one welcome our ruski overlords cant be much worse. Atleast their goverment isnt controlled by weak politicians who doesnt take action when needed.
>>56597517
Are you in the south? Didn't know 4chan registered it as Britain. I don't know what I expected.
If you guys think WWIII is happening over a random jet crash in Shitskinland, then I have a Brooklyn Bridge I'd like to sell to you.
>>56591590
Scrounging enough alcohol to drink myself to death.
Hoping it works this time.
Repeat.
>>56594905
Strathclyde?
President Trump when will you free America
>>56591590
Ethnic cleansing time and glorious white society time
>live in highrise
>cleanse ethnically
>invite the white
>grorious nation expanding
So much damn edge
>>56597387
Thats the kind of shit that is the origin of luxurious and fortunate life. awesome karma.
>>56595593
>mfw I'll have a secret lab where I pretend like I'm still pursuing alchemy and /x/-tier nonsense and if no one ever sees it, I'm good, but if they do, I'd be killed for my 2spooky4u occultist practices. Once I die, they will find it anyway, and they will wonder what the fuck all this (meaningless but with clear and obvious implications of deeper meaning, hehehe) symbolism is about, so they run back to the sanctity of their belief systems holding the community together and preserve some sense of morality while forever wondering just what the fuck I was doing and what I knew.
>incredibly detailed diagrams of dark technology
>cruel "experiments" on animals
>human body parts in jars
>drawings of evil portals and accounts of all the UFOs
I'd work it all out where it blurs the line between deranged and legitimate.
Therefore, God exists.
>>56591590
after the bombs dropped is search for her
>>56596193>>56596303
>human meat
When modern western civilization stutters/stops supermarkets are empty. We seen it historically too. Even in western countries.
Farm animals will be the first to go. There simply are too many people in cities now. Not enough farms to go around and support people in cities. Everybody who owns a farm will be the first to be attacked by gangs.
That shit will be gone first. So I will be hunting my own meat/humans. Making my own human dry salted meat, and dry human jerky meat.
I will eat you.
>>56594489
Whats Russia media saying about the turkish downing of your jet? Calling for war?
>>56597776
Yes please. I need to know location.
>>56594087
Mad Vojta : The fury beer brewer
>>56595610
That was quite poetic, Ivan
But you're still fucking wrong
>>56591590
I will take over the local pool and become a water baron :^)
Not going to be one, russkies are bound to nuke lincoln because it shares a name with Abe Lincoln, hopefully the russian minority here will stay Russia's hand.
>>56598087
South of stockholm, friend. The challenge will be great, but the spoils will be greater. We have a lake nearby, an industrial area, lots of wooded areas and mostly low buildings with a couple high rises.a surprising amount of whites too, sincd were not TOO far south, or north.
>>56595114
You have the life. Don't let anybody tell you differently.
>>56595610
Should you be preparing to liberate Constantinople Ivan?
>>56597253
kek, that file name
im not sure I would be able to survive the great atomic war.
Hell, im even enlisting right now to get as close to ground zero as possible
>>56596508
If it makes you feel any better, Romaniabro, every time I see your flag, it reminds me of those big inflatable bounce houses and that makes me smile.
>Tfw Obongo makes you fight Russia for those worthless fucking Turks
>>56596592
How convenient. .... Well, good luck with your future life. I on the other hand will make alliances with other humans and we will hunt people like you. Cannibals will be considered worse than Jews and Muslims in the future.
>>56599271
ok....your flag reminds me of malaysia
Provided I survive and am not drafted, I'll build a nice log cabin for myself and read everything I ever wanted to read. Live off the fat of the land. Should be pretty comf tbqh
>>56596880
Gorditas?
>>56595610
Most Def a mixture of both Orwellian and Hexlean worlds.
Now go make your waifu some rice.
>>56598129
Someones been watching into the badlands
>>56599740
just looked it up, seems i've gotta watch it
also this thread makes me think of SABATON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZm4zseMok0
>>56599354
>not providing military intelligence to a hot russian spy while you two bang and eventually fall in love with each other
implying I'll survive the war
I shall be creating a village in Epping Forest, only qts and those who follow the Path of Light are allowed
>>56591590
>Post-apocalyptic
>life
No thanks, senpai.
Even if I could live, which I doubt because I live next to four major naval bases, I wouldn't want to. I never expected to live long, anyway. The thought of still being on this planet in my 60s or whatever is just unfathomable.
>>56594654
This. I've been lifting weights in anticipation of just such an outcome.
>>56595993
McNiggerator?
>>56600187
Actually, forget that
Women have 0 rights, and cannot be trusted
Breeding Sows it is
Well consideringI live more than 2hrs drive from anything important and 80% of my diet I've either grown or raised, life will just go on. I'll remember you faggots when you are gone.
>>56596172
Super mutant trannys confirmed
гeмove кeвaв
>>56600778
гeмove кeвaв
>>56595092
>nazi belt buckle
>nazi dog tag
>doll is giving the roman salute
jesus
There is nothing worth nuking here so life will continue as normal, will be weird to see everyone flock over tho
>>56595610
Caspere knew this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY
SING ALONG POL
>>56595076
oh you
>>56595621
>>56595610
This desu
>>56591682
which martial art?
>inb4 taekwandoo or some bs like karate.
MUAY THAI ALL THE WAY, OR U A PUSSY?
>>56591590
Sail to Jersey with family and friends to set up a small agriculture based society, safe from French and mentalists.
>>56591590
Ill create a new monastic order: The new benedictines, or just Neo-Benedictines for short.
As benedictines did after the roman empire fell, ill use my knowledge (biochemistry college with phd in course) to create "monasteries" where ill gather all interesting books from the old world from science to politics. We would also follow Saints Benedict monastic rule, praying and living a simple life as brothers and sisters under the robe/lab coat. No heresy allowed
Our religious zeal would be only matched by our erudition. Faith, Knowledge, Order.
sharing our motto across the land, we would infiltrate all survivor setlements and camps and with our monopoly on teaching and technology we would be the rulers behind the throne. Are you a neo-benedictine?
>>56591590
i'm studying cryptology. I'll probably die in the next couple of days i guess
>>56602275
You cheeky twat, nicely done.
