>be Russian
>get shot
>>56586938
>be New Zealand
>still irrelevant
>Be Canadian
>Get swarmed by qt Syrian women while walking down to timi's
Help us America
>>56586938
>Be NZ
>Try to count sexual partners
>Fall asleep
Shooting an ejected pilot is an internationally recognized War Crime, funnily enough.
I hope more get shot down, Putin is a fucking bully.
>>56587723
>nz
500 million dollar surplus
>usa
500 billion dollar defect
>>56587975
>defect
Do Maoris go to school for people with mental disabilities?
>>56587847
parles humain
>>56587942
I hope your "country" will be ruled by mexicans
i love seeing russians vehemently attack americans whenever a russian based fuckup hapens. its like they come out of the woodworks to spew their boiling hatred thats been fermenting since reagan literally kucked their entire regime.
the death of communism was justice for the world, dont be jealous you faggots aren't the world protectorate
>be Russian pilot
>get captured by ISIS
>>56588151
>>56588191
We're in this with you, brothers. Balkan will be under the foot of the Russia's most faithful ally
>>56587942
Go cry in your safe space bitchboy.
>>56586938
Denmark is with Russia, zero fucking doubt about it. Politicians can say fucking shit about kebabs, but do not worry for one sec that Denmark will be against Russia
(RUSSO-DANISH ALLIANCE INTENSIFIES)
>>56589152
>Denmark is with Russia
>Denmark will be against Russia
What are you trying to say bro?
When is /pol/ going to work out that people of all nationalities are capable of being shot?
>>56589773
>shot with cum
How do you even have internet on your shit island
>>56589653
> do not worry for one sec that Denmark will be against Russia
Didn't even have to go back to the start of the sentence to find context
>>56589950
it's okay being retarded m8
