mfw Americans will die for turkey

>>56583235
nothing will happen
get over it

>>56583235
you mean black friday that comes after turkey

Seafood is better

>>56583390
kek

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mfw turks died to become a NATO member

>>56583235
I will actually leave this country if they try to draft me to protect our mudslime pseudoally turkey against the only country trying to.bring a semblance of order in the shithole called the middle east

>>56583594
It's fucking sad brah, you guys will protect the people who cheer for your deaths.

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>>56583587
mfw that means nothing when NATO abandons you

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>~50 people die annually from swallowing pens
>~40 of them are american

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>tfw really want to fight in WWIII because I'm a masochistic loser with no direction and military idealisation
>if I enlist I'm going to be fighting on the same side as the fucking turks that slaughtered my ancestors at Gallipoli

I just want to kill people but I never asked for this

>>56583235
Fuck that shit, I'm going to fly to Asian Mexico and fuck up some flip pussy (I'm a basket ball American BTW)

>>56583587
Don't let these pseudo-euros discourage you, we are brothers regardless of race. If Ivan wants to step, then so be it.