Something only United Statians will understand,

What's going on here?

>>56579147
Fuck yeah, dawg. My brother is bringing a deep fried turkey over for Thanksgiving.

>>56579307
An increase in bmi an bf

>>56579147
Those feels hen family all dead and no one to deep fry the thanksgiving bird with :'(

>>56579307
wonderful things

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>>56579147
>>56579147
>>56579147
>>56579147
>>56579147

>>56579404
You can spend Thanksgiving with me and my family anon, we're all Americans and that means we're all family.

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>>56579147
So good

>>56579307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4FfahAfIXA

>>56579307

a turkey prepared properly

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>>56579147
>>Something only United Statians will understand,

I do too, thanks to based Will Shatner:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYkRF_FmD40

>>56579307
American preparing a big black cock

>>56579307
Don't excede that bandwidth

>>56579147
this shit can explode when you do it wrong

>>56579602
comfy;_;

>>56579147

I'm pretty sure everyone knows Turkey is cooked

>>56579746
Well as long as you don't dunk a frozen turkey in you're fine.

do it Alton's way

>>56579602
What a little fag boy.
My grandmother made me chop off a chicken's head when I was 10.

>>56579832
it has to be frozen... no?

>>56580051

see >>56579648 for what happens

>>56579307
American thanksgiving. In remembrance of the Boston bombings we now officially prepare turkey by blowing it up with a pressure cooker. We then eat the remains and have a short 2 lap marathon around the dinner table while praying. Then we take our aspirin and watch thanksgiving TV movies.

>>56579312
>deep fried turkey


one of the most dangerous ways of cooking you can do in your home. The turkey can explode in the vat showering you with scalding hot sticky oil. By the time you get to the hospital, your skin is peeling off in sheets.

>>56580356
Or you can just not be an idiot

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>>56579147
>Something only United Kingdians will understand.

>>56579924

>making a lever contraption just to be "safe"

Man, I love alton brown, but stop being a pussy

>>56579147
A month late there buddy

>>56579147
I'm pretty sure that's a metaphor for Turkey being nuked by Russia :^)