Q: How do you stop an Aussie from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
bump, dont even try it aussie scum
>>56578995
youre not fooling anyone with that proxy
banter
>>56579345
banter
>>56578995
I love Emus. I still remember the first time I ever saw one and I was instantly in love. I now know that I am the collective hatred of Emukind incarnated in human form to destroy Australia.
>>56578995
Lightly chuckled
>tfw you were watching Steve the other day
>tfw you remember he's dead
Q: how do you stop an American from eating?
A: you can't
>>56578995
Q: how do you stop an americlap from drowning?
A:No need fat floats
I actually saw steve irwin at brisvegas zoo a few weeks before it happened. It dawned on me he wrestled and agitated the hell out of those crocs practicly on the daily for tourists, so he could afford to save whole rainforests.
Also we love emu's here. tasty as fuck, but lean meat you wouldn't appreciate.
>>56578995
im surprised an american knows what drowning is, usually when they fall in the water, the shockwave parts the fucking sea.
You burger munchin retards are so fat you'll be invading your own fucking fat rolls to get the oil deposits.
>American can't into banter
Nothing to see here