How do you think Russians like their turkeys cooked?
>>56577570
Charred on the outside.
>>56577570
With white phosphorus
>>56577570
crispy on a carpet bombed of potatoes.
>>56577570
With a golden glaze.
>>56577652
Got Russian parents and can confirm
Thoroughly nuked (not in the microwave)
Nuked
>>56577570
Why Turkey? We all now that US politicians and think tanks control ISIS, NATO, Israel and Saudi Arabia.
Ergo I will go against a US airplane. Let the world war begin. You burgers just started the open conflict.
>>56577570
With extra- krispy kebabs on the side.
>>56577570
My mum wants a fish for the main christmas roast
any suggestions /pol/
>>56578076
Get a better mom
>>56578076
never can go wrong with good salmon. Hell grilled salmon is one of my favorite.
Dripping in vodka
>>56578076
Christmas Eve or Christmas?
If Christmas Eve yes
>>56578076
Say you really enjoy the Christmas traditions, you're so looking forward to turkey & heaps of lovely crispy roasties, etc etc
Tell her to keep the fish until Boxing day ?
>>56578076
>eating fish for christmas