Let's play a game /pol/. You are about to die but before you die a genie appears and says that you will be granted to be reborn on the same date as this life, HOWEVER you will have to be born in a different nation.
Rules are
>you get to choose the nation
>you don't get to choose whereabouts in said nation
>you can not pick your own
>you can not pick any nation that is already in your bloodline
This will be interesting.
Switzerland
Vatican City.
Do they even have births there?
>>56574992
saudi arabia
(looks like fun)
American again. I already won the lottery for the best nation on Earth. I'm an expat.
Finland
>>56575109
Just looked it up. I would probably end up being the son of a Swiss Guard. Neat.
>>56574992
America tbqh
>>56575167
>you can't pick your own nation
I CHOOSE TEXAS
Indian. I hate toilets
>>56574992
Russia.
>>56575122
>you can not pick any nation that is already in your bloodline
>>56574992
Probably a rich Asian country, since you cant choose where the only option is japan or maby south korea
Sucks to have a combo of Aus/Kiwi/European/Mericunt traceable bloodline I guess?
>>56575232
Hey man I didn't choose it for the primary education.
I guess...US of A? Better stock up for any happening in a good place
Qatar
>>56574992
American from Utah.
>I hate my Las Vegas roots
>>56574992
>>you can not pick any nation that is already in your bloodline
What's that even mean? Can I not go to australia if I have european ancestors? If I have dutch and german ancestors am I not allowed in either?
Doesn't matter, I'd pick Japan. Not because of "muh animes," simply because I consider their culture pretty unique while still being mostly civilized. And if I have to do it all again, I'd want a change.
>>56574992
Canadian.
>>56574992
One of those really remote island nations with a population of 80. Preferably one with internet and guns
>>56575522
Like this one?
USA
>>56574992
Switzerland or Poland. I want to be the last bastion of Europe against kebab.
>>56575291
retarded and lame as fuck meme desu
>>56574992
Norway
or varg
elon musk also good.
>>56575467
No you silly american. For example me personally, my father was born in scotland. My great grandfather on my mothers side was born in Argentina therefore i can not pick either of them.
>>56575562
That's pretty damn remote, I like it.
>>56575562
somebody start a pitcairn thread pls.
>>56575113
>you can not pick your own
uhh.... Canada?
>>56574992
Croatia
This thread is fucking lame you fucking Aussie gay cunt
usa
>>56574992
'Straya desu cunt.
>>56574992
Finnish. Learn Fin language which is apparently a precursor to all Scandie languages making them much easier to acquire. Also nice country, nice people.
>>56574992
>you can not pick any nation that is already in your bloodline.
I would tell the genie to go fuck himself and join my ancestors.
>>56576072
Aww thets not very noice..aw yep thet hurts me feelings..aww
>>56576183
You're thinking of Norwegian dude. It's very easy for English speakers to learn and is basically halfway between Danish and Swedish.
Finnish is something completely different
Schwitzerland
Definitely Finland. I'm a snownigger at heart.
Canada. Basically my own country in a larger version.
Iceland
New Zealand, then I move to Australia.
Burger
Iceland, easy!
>Near impossible chance of being anything than white
>Very small degeneracy chance
>No chance of being fundamentalist
>>56578084
http://www.indexmundi.com/iceland/demographics_profile.html
>>56574992
>you can not pick any nation that is already in your bloodline
This means that I cannot choose any nation in which my ancesters (parents, grandparents, ecc.. ) lived, or that I can't choose neither any nation in which I have or had living relatives? For example my uncle moved to Canada, and my father's cousin was born in Australia. Can I pick one of those?
>>56574992
Already Britbong Amerifat mix.
Will go Dutch. All Aryan master lanklets. Good education.
>Grow up as Dutch, educate myself, move to US, start funding insurrection against Pisslam keks on the continent.
>Take back continent over next centuries. Bring back glorious European capitalist golden era.
It would be glorious Anglosphere for me, but I'm not sure where I'd go specifically. Maybe just pick New Zealand and chill, seems less imbalanced than most other picks.
>>56578436
You seem to be confusing anglo with han chinese.
>>56578523
Never been to 75% of the anglosphere so you're probably right, but it's something new at least. Also Chinese over here aren't so bad at all
"Syria" and then move to Sweden for all gibs me dat and Swedish pussy.
Norway
>>56578817
gg. Top kek.
North Korea
just for something interesting and strange. kill myself once I get bored
>>56575439
Brah, SLUT is the most beautiful city I've seen in my life. You've got something to be proud of.
>>56574992
Poland.
>>56574992
Either a mongol of Finland or an Australian shitposter or grandson of Lee Kuan Yew in Singapore
poland 1939
skinheads here i come
>>56578314
Yes you can itie
>>56579861
misread op nvm
japan
Somewhere else than this planet, that's for sure!
>>56574992
>reborn into france
>keep all knowledge from this life
>prevent world war 3
feels good desu
>>56576277
Fuck off Clarence.
>>56574992
I want to go to Brazil. Let's see if bunda and huehuehue are just memes.
would pick USA but i was born there. maybe canada then due to better gambling laws, but it would suck if i ended up being born way north.
>>56578084
theyre fairly liberal though, pro race mixing and pro refugees. they would embrace multiculturalism but its just unlikely to happen to due their geograpgic location.
ukrane
i want to see Chernobyl before i die
if im born there ill start real life stalker
cheeki breeki sooka blyatt
>>56574992
I wish i could be some tribal kek. I would do rituals of great significance with my fellow tribal men and only my people would understand the meaning. I would hunt animals and eat them. i would live in total ignorance, but in balance with nature, contemplating it's beauty daily.
>>56575562
> Pitcairn islands
Fletcher Christian on /pol/?
NZ for sure.
Canada, duh.
Iceland
>>56574992
Oi cunt
It's Australia or hell you unpatriotic arse bandit
>>56574992
Canada becuase dude weed lmao
>>56574992
I would say Australia, but i can imagine the irl shitposting
so...
Canadian, things seem like they're way more chill there.
Finland or norway, can't quite decide.
Japan
>>56574992
Can I pick a different planet? Because I pick a different planet.
>>56574992
new zealand
Philippines I was homeless when I was child so poverty ain't no biggie to me.
Iceland or canada
USA USA USA USA USA
>>56574992
Definitely not Turkish. I'd rather die of natural causes or cancer than nuclear melt.
>>56583846
LOL
you haven't seen poverty
until you've seen Philippine poverty
Iceland.
Also I'm non white btw.
Norwegian
Algeria, move to France then.
>>56574992
Taiwan
Qatar
Ultra rich parents and government handouts for life. Easymode.
No women slaves, so I'll be good.
Norway
America
GLORIOUS SERBIA
ONLY CORRECT ANSWER
>>56584250
Četniks are traitorous fags who would kill 1000 innocent Serbs if it meant they got to kill just 1 Croat.
England or Germany. Potentially Canada.
Israel
Norway or Switzerland
>>56575310
I'd join you fellow anon. Just make sure you won't become a pilot.
>>56584433
fo real
>>56574992
Hungary
RACE MIXING BTFO
>>56583936
What an arrogant thing to say
>>56574992
iceland
Poland.
>>56584666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5vU5qhy9gE
Nice devil trips btw.
>>56574992
United States of America
israel
>>56574992
Israel, then i could kill kebab all day with impunity because of 'muh holocaust guilt
>>56583877
dude every day is Breivik day there
Canadia, eh
Poland
>>56574992
Russia мoй дpyг
>>56585030
>mfw
>>56575056
I second it, best choice ever even if I had to suck dics I'd make more money then in my country
>>56575310
Why the fuck would you do that? One of the last choices for me
>>56586028
hottest girls m8
Hao most likely. Like france but warmer without the moslems.
Spanish again. Why would I choose any other?
>>56574992
Ohhhhhhh Canaduhhhhhh!
Our home and native laaaaaand!
>>56574992
I'd pick Australia.
But hopefully i don't become a diggerydindu...
australia maybe, somwhere warm for a change, might just end up regretting i didnt choose sweeden/finland/denmark tho
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