You have just been given command of a space marine legion, including all of the support of the mechanicus, who do you wage war against first?
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>>56570438
Shitposting Australians.
>>56570438
The Legions of BLM
But why a legion, why not a chapter? Go be a heretic elsewhere
>>56570734
>legions are older
>legions were up to 100x bigger than chapters
>30k tech seems to be better than 40k tech
>>56570438
jews t b h f a m
>>56570734
Because it's the 31st millennium and all is right in the galaxy. That Horus guy is going to help lead mankind to dominant status!
>>56570831
is there an actual machine spirit? or is that just them forgetting how to do science and stuff?
>>56570919
its complicated........
some machines like titans have actually shown cases were some "spirit" has kept them going past what should have been possible (i.e they should have been destroyed but like they didnt)
In large the machine spirit is just what the mechanicus believes to be in every machine
>>56571048
love titans, any books you recommend that feature them?
>>56570919
The mechanicus deifies technology. They don't exactly understand what they're doing, so they break it down into rituals.
There is some exchange of emotion/feeling/personality between Titans and people who interface with them.
>>56570919
AIs anon
>>56571245
Titanicus was good also the Hersey book about Mars, forget which one it was.
>>56571339
>>56571415
aah
>>56571496
will check it out
>>56570700
bacon lettuce and mustard?
>>56570438
I would finally, FINALLY begin the greatest and most deserved purge of Xeno scum ever. Pic related. These horrible creatures have led my countrymen down a path of degeneracy through their lobby groups like PETA and the WWF. No longer will they sell our daughters to prostitution or train our sons to drink fusion chai tea and speak unironically of communism. We must first learn from the mistakes of the past. Machine guns do not work, perhaps a flamer? We may even have to ask the natives for their hard won secrets of removal. For those who think such a task is easy watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGElrAF2Vg0
The exterminatus option is Non-viable. Beach/Wave resources are critical to the empire. "If your prey runs to ground, leave no ground for him to run to" Sun Zu said that. And a legion of Space marines Orbital Drop Podding on and around their filthy breeding holes will be a grand start.
>>56573279
don't underestimate them mate, many men have made that fatal mistake, even the Eldar
>>56570586
Sheep raping New Zealanders
I unite humanity under a quasi-fascist dictatorship, then colonize the far stars. When the empire I create inevitably crumbles under its' own weight and foreign hostility, I launch a Great Crusade to re-take all the worlds lost. A civil war then follows with one of my treasonous liutenants conspires to take the throne, ending with me put into a coma on life support.
>>56570438
Basicly, Point in the general direction of syria, tell the IDF to stay the fuck out of the way, and tell the sphess mahreens to kill everything that moves in the whole syrian zone.
Then Berkley University, for obvious reasons.
>>56570831
>lost countless more marines per campaign
>>56573476
He's just upset that it would take a legion of fantasy spess muhreens for NZ to ever have a relevant military.
Let the little feller have his power fantasy Bazza/
>>56573518
as if, at least make your shit believable, faggot
>>56573414
I know mate, our Catachans are weary of them too.
But the rewards? a comparatively safer place with a huge pile of pic related on the barbie. Fucking glorious day it would be.
>>56573596
But Dazza, pic related.
>>56574157
Sounds like a top bloke, I wouldn't even glass him in the eye if he tried to root my sheila.
>>56574267
Shazza's a grouse sheila. She'd probably say cheers for compliment and point to the nearest available slag. By the by she a dud root or mad like a cut snake?
>>56574752
Depends on her mood mate. For the usual Tuesday style root she can be a bit of a dead starfish sort of a slut but come Saturday and you get a few cruisers and some pingas up her she goes off like a fucking rocket, cunt.
>>56574913
*sigh* thanks for letting me live vicariously through you mate. Pic related. I may have to lower my standards somewhat and...and fuck a fat chick. My whole life I've sledged cunts for doing it but...I dunno man. A dark room and some bundy'n'coke may help me deal with the inevitable PTSD.
ummm HELLO?
is anyone home???
have we all forgotten about niggers and muslims???
fucking heretics.
>>56575920
Shut up, the southern hemisphere is busy shitposting at each other.
>>56575920
O.k. It falls to me to educate you as to what has just happened. The O.P. has exposed himself as the biggest, cock gargling, cum swallowing, smegma snorting, body glittered and anal prolapsed faggot there ever was or will be throughout the history of time and space because he created a thread on /POL/ that actually belonged on /TG/. He could've photoshopped trumps head onto the empra (heresy) and used 40k analagys applied to the real world but no. He did not. We, the glorious delegates of the shitposting nation have hijacked this thread. We will educate and entertain you all. Now shut up i'm convincing >>56574913
to invite me to a threeway with his missus.
>>56574157
How can you be this drunk and accomplish so much on the internet and not remembah
>>56577092
wereshitposting is a serious condition, i require my own toilet, benefits and free high speed internet for alltime
>>56574267
>>56574752
>>56574913
This is why i lurk aussie threads.
>>56576926
Sorry mate the old girl isn't really up for another cock between her legs and she squeals like a stuck piggy if you try and go near her arse.
She's got a mate called Sharlene whose a bit rough around the edges but I heard she gives a great gobby though if you're interested?
>>56577890
pic so very related. (she does have a mouth tho, just saying) by rough you mean just a few teeth missing and a eureka stockade tattoo right? I can't really handle the racist banter until after I've crossed off african black and vietnamese off of my sexual bingo card. Or i could win it before my mates if i find an amazonian pygmy
>>56570438
Shitpost OP. Are you 15?
(but to answer your question, with a single legion you could not only take over the earth in a matter of hours but any populated planets in the immediate star cluster)
Stop being a faggot.
>>56573414
>eldar
>men
>>56570438
The world. Fucking hell, who is going to stand against Space Marines? Can modern tech even take down these guys?
>>56578968
assuming the faggoty OP theorem of a bunch of time traveling genetically enhanced techno superior warriors suddenly popping into our time stream. Yes, we can beat them. by allowing them to murder their own ancestors, thus making a universe destroying paradox that would take them us.
