Can we get a comfy niggerstories thread?
>be working minimum wage job in HS
>at McDonalds
>niggress from other school gets a job
>goes to a neighboring HS, talk to her about gifted/talented program and our advanced classes
>bring up that she is black
>say nigger around her
>fucking chimps out err time
>calls me a racist all the time
anyways
>be working drive thru cash register
>shes taking the customer orders next to me
>finish giving a customer change and decided to organize change
>see her hand come to the cash register in the distance
>use this oppurtunity to slam the cash drawer when her hand is close
>all the black skin on her finger comes off and you can see red/lighter skin
>starts crying nigger tears saying im a racist
>told her i didnt see her and it was an accident
>then tell her i thought she was going to take the money
>"i was just trying to straighten the bills"
>she stops taking orders and goes to manager
>manager asks what the issue was, niggress explains
>manager tells me to stop taking money and sends me to the front to talk to him, tell him the story
>turns out nigress (her name is Ajanae but she likes to go by AJ) has been in trouble for some shit before
>tell manager that the other manager told me not to let anyone touch my cash drawer
>manager says i should apologize, maybe hug her
>go to her with manager and apologize, she just stares at me and then looks away like a bitch
>move in for the hug
>she starts to chimp out
>manager starts cracking up and says he was just kidding
>a few weeks later she gets written up for trying to give her friends in a car 30ish dollars free meals in the drive thru (they were caught before they got their food)
>gets a weird nigger male to work there, from another HS which is known for drugs (called The Pharmacy)
>nigger comes into work in a wife beater and huge ass shorts and basketball shoes before shift and goes to change into work clothes in bathroom
>manager tells him not to come in dressed like that again
>>56568962
Your what? You got me your what? Tell me you stupid nigger!
>>56568962
THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN
https://soundcloud.com/assclowns-united/demon-nigger1
>>56569085
what revolution
>>56569019
found the first picture i could find. didnt pay much attention to what was on it.
>Be me
>Work in grocery store
>Get a customer who is a big fat nigger male in dreadlocks
>Just looks stupid as shit
>I'm selling him a product where you pay by weight
>Tell him that it's not quite a pound. It was like 0.97 of a pound.
>He gets upset
>"WHAT? WHY IS IT LESS? I WANT DAT SHIT FULL." *turns to the person next to him* "WHY IS IT LESS?"
>I realize that he doesn't understand that he is paying per the weight of the product, and that he thinks that I'm scamming him out of some by not having it be exactly one pound.
>Rather than explain it to him I just put some more in the container
>"Here ya go now it's a pound."
>He walks off muttering "Why wasn't it a pound?"
>back in highschool
>bro and i are high as fuck
>walk to mcdonalds
>this big truck sloy comes up to us
>a black guy leans outta the passenger window, points fingers at us and goes PAPPAPAPPAPA
>They drive off laughing
>>56569254
i don't see it
>go into local McDonald's
>everyone speaks only Russian
>have to speak sign language to get a fucking Big Mac with a small sprite and small fries with mayo sauce
>be me
>be grill
>be teenager
>be impulse shopper
>be shopping
>be shopping at mall downtown
>be from nice white neighbourhood originally so this place is foriegn to me
>this is where shit goes down and is fully enriched by diversity
>be in line in the checkout with my friends to buy some clothes
>look sideways
>"OOOH look friends! I think I see something nice over there! Save my spot please while I go grab it. :)"
>leave line, grab it and inspect piece of clothing which is a white dress with a nice blue flower design and one arm has no sleeve, and the other has a sleeve
>come back in line
>"OH NO YOU DON'T DO THAT CRACKA"
>giant black chick like 6'5 and 500 pounds, a literal sumo wrestler is in my face.
>"Um...what do you m--"
>"Whatchu talkin' about "what do you mean?" you was just cutting in line of my girl Laqueesha who was just there in line waitin' like everyone else. If you know what's good fo'
you, you'd best go back of the line."
>"But I--"
>"no, no buts. I always take care of my girls because they're the most important to me and you can't just be cuttin' in line like that yo' fool"
>"But I was just in line and my friends saved my spot while I found something nice over there. People do that all the time, so I don't see why it's such a big deal. I was gone for like a second and now here I am."
>"unintelligble nigger speak"
>I stay in line and cooly just reply "okay" since the beast will not back down
>turn around once she's done
>go to check out
>see group of niggers laugh at me and my responses
>friends turn to leave
>friend whispers under her breath "there are black people and then there are niggers. That one is a nigger."
>be surprised
And that's the story of my first redpill on niggers. Diversity sounds all well and good when you never have to deal with these people.
>>56569439
There's a nigger in it.
>>56568962
work holidays at publix as a cashier to make money for school
Got a dindu nuffin enter my line with several cases of condensed milk demanding it all be free. Well turns out you can only buy 2 cases of condensed milk aka 48 cans thats the limit then the store cuts you off. She was so stupid she didnt understand that to get a free can you had to buy a can. Cant understand the basic concept of buy one get one free then pays on ebt... fug.
Over the course of that day 5 more dindus buy 2 cases of condensed milk its like the only thing they buy too. I finally ask one what they use all of it for maybe an interesting recipe or something. All i get is "stuffz". Everyone of them on fucking ebt.
Anyone else got stories? Anyone?
Shameless bump.
>>56570295
Nah, I enjoy reading the stories but I'm from Vancouver, we don't have niggers we just have chinks and pakis.
>>56569805
A-are you a qt?
>>56570723
well let's hear your chink and paki stories. Some different chimpouts for a change.
>>56570907
"She" on 4chen,nigger. She fat,big fatty boomboom
>implying it's not a tranny
>>56570907
I-I hope so, anon-kun...I-I don't have a h-high confidence level...
>>56570295
Nope, but I always liked hearing my stepdad's dad say "nigger." It's was p funny. He is rip now
>be me
>filming footage for the news company I work for
>covering the refugee crisis
>athletic young black man sees my camera and looks straight into it
>"AYYY MONEY MONEY MONEY"
Nice kid
>>56571041
Would you like to slurp my maple syrup? ;-)
>>56568962
I worked as an armed security officer in one of the "hoods" had a black gentleman ask me for a cig, told him i didnt have any then he proceeded to call me a racist bigot, then a bunch of white kids began to agree with him saying i was harassing him and being racist, called the cops so they would get them off the property, the black gentleman begins to resist arrest punches the cops gets beat the fuck down, white kids get arrested for trespassing as well.
>>56571177
I-I think th-that would be t-too degenerate for m-me senpai....
>>56571177
>why_boner.jpg
>>56571038
D-don't be so m-mean to m-me, Ahmedburger-chan...y-you are being culturally e-enriched as we speak.
>job at grocery store
>niggress comes in and gets shit and we ring it up
>ask her how she would like to pay
>says EBT
>at the time didnt know what that was
>then remember, 'oh food stamps'
>nigress says "no EBT"
>tell her EBT is basically food stamps
>she gets buttblasted and asks if i think she is stupid
>tell her no, kinda shocked at this point
>button on computer says food stamps
>say aloud alright ringing it up as food stamps
>she gets mad as fuck
>cancel transaction before it finishes and she gets locked out of her money
>tell her what happened, she gets mad
>get my manager and have him deal with her
>meanwhile she has two kids sitting in the shopping cart
>>56569525
Privet, chookhon'
>>56571005
There isn't much to tell in particular, the chinks keep to themselves and just ruin the local economy, the paki's if you're smart you can avoid them, just don't go to Surrey, back when I was growing up it in a town east of Vancouver it was common knowledge when a paki showed up to a party you got out then because they were going to start shit and then them and all their cousins were going to beat some poor schmuk up, I've never been an idiot that gets so drunk I'm not aware of my surroundings so I always got out as soon as the first shitskin showed.
>be me
>midnight on Saturday going home from a friends
>goes to steak n shake for food
>walk in, get seat, order food
>big nigger lady walks in
>host looks scared shitless
>waiter comes back to table looks scared too
>"whats wrong" i ask
>"that lady is on the most wanted list around here for stabbing some one"
>oshitoshit
>says steak n shake wont let them call cops
>nigger walks over to us
>"you got 10 dollas"
>"no"
>"I NEEDA TEN DOLLAS"
>nigger reaches into pocket
>OSHITOSHIT
>say i got some money in car and ill be right back
>runs to car
>calls cops and runs back in
>"YOU GOT ME MUNEY?!?!"
>tell nigger no but i have a friend who is bringing me some
>she trusts me for some reason might have been high
>cops come
>nigger freaks out and tries to run away
>trips outside
>arrested
>>56569311
shit anon I work in a grocery store, and I have a grocery store story too.
> be me working in grocery store in Philadelphia
> skeevy looking black guy comes up to me, his son is with him, he is laughing about something
> what the fuck is this nigger laughing about?
> nigger says, "Hey, you look familiar", he is still laughing
> niggers little kid looks about 10 years old, is standing there also laughing
> give nigger confused glance
> nigger keeps laughing, "you look like that penn state coach who molested all those little kids"
> totally dumbfounded why this nigger chose to come up and say this to me, unprovoked, while I am at work
> without a moments hesitation, smile at nigger and tell him, "you look like the shit I took this morning"
> no longer work at grocery store in philadelphia
>>56572440
>shitting in the morning
You murkins so crazy
>>56572557
> not shitting in the morning
Australians are the very essence of degeneracy.
>>56569525
Teretulemast
>>56569805
Fuck off and lrn2greentext
>work at liquor store
>group of loud Smellians arrive in shitty, rusty minivan
>they come in and roam about the store chimping gibberish
>one nigger shop lifts a couple pricey shots while in complete view of security camera
>they try to leave and are stopped at the door
"You need to pay for those shots before you leave."
"What shots? I dindu nufin."
"We saw you take the shots on camera. You can pay for the shots and leave or we can call the cops to settle things."
>nig nog and his chimp gang start shrieking and getting angry according to standard nigger code
>eventually he hands over the lifted shots and the chimp gang leaves
>they walk away from the store opposite of the van they came in thinking we won't know that it's their car and take the license plate
>co-worker goes out and takes license plate and then slashes the front right tire
>apparently there were two more nigs in the van because they immediately jumped out and started an all out chimp fest
>nig nogs leave and ditch van
>cops are called to tow van off property
>several Smellians come back to take stuff out of van
>cops show up at the same time and arrest them
>van was towed away later in the shift
>the van turned out to be recently purchased by one of the nigs
>van is still at impound lot as of a week ago
>mfw when it will take hundreds if not a couple grand for these dumb nig nogs to get their shitty van back and get a new tire over stealing a couple 50ml shots
>be me a few months ago
>lived in the rural farm area of my state a while
>move to main city in the middle of chimptown
>go to store to buy clothes
>leaving the store, going down a flight of stairs
>medium nigger with a side of ho' going up stairs
>he says "FUCK" really loud
>look at him for like a second
>eye contact, shit
>"You look at me again I throw your white ass down the stairs."
>same situation happens about a week later but with different chimp
>dont go out for like a month
I guess it's not okay to look at people anymore?
>>56573552
you went too far.
No Niggers where I live, only well adjusted black students kek.
(Also before you ask we genocided our abos down here ages ago)
>>56572440
hahaha
>>56573552
That is amusing and all anon but don't get yourself killed over some nignogs.
>>56572763
Hey, india, do you poo in loo in morning?
>>56573870
Local fauna, senpai. It's all they are.
>in Kmart with friend years ago
>happen to know intercom code due to another friend that had worked there
>heading for video games, see two groups of black girls approaching each other down side aisle
>they get into it over someone's boyfriend fucking another girl
>pulling hair, yelling, kicking, picking things up off shelves and swinging with them
>me and friend duck away from that into another area with a phone
>without even thinking, I pick it up, dial intercom, and say "We have a new manager's special, Chimp Out on aisle five, repeat, Chimp Out on aisle five."
>realization
>oh Jesus what the fuck did I just do.jpg
>friend is biting hand trying not to burst out laughing
>sneak out of store like a bitch as quickly as possible in case that pissed them off enough to stop beating each other and look for whoever did it
I met a light skinned black male with green/purple eyes today, it was weird as hell.
How do you get green/purple eyes?
>>56575448
Probably contact lenses.
>>56575053
>be leaving ATM with secured door (you have to swipe card to open door to get to ATM)
>drunknigger waiting outside door
>tries to slip in
>push him away and close door behind me
>fat girl walking up gives me dirty look
>opens door and holds it for drunknigger to go in
>keep watching and get in my truck
>drunknigger leans against door while she's at ATM
>she turns around with cash, keys, and card in hand
>drunknigger pulls knife on her
>takes all three from her and leaves
>start truck and drive off
mfw
>>56568962
OP went to woodinville highschool in woodinville,WA
>>56572146
wonderful
>>56576485
I believe you Americans call this poetic justice.
>be at wrk
>be the last one there
>am known to enjoy an instrumental beat or two
>utube playlist goes for an hour now
>switch tab to see what's on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBX_ADoO-7E
>KEK
>be me
>working at QuikTrip
>night shift
>not too busy
>6'6" barrel-shaped nignog
>IthinkIshitmykhakis.jpeg
>check myself
>nopeallgood.laserdisc
>nignog walks up to counter
>clearly has HIV
>christ, those eyes are yellow
>asks if we have an ATM
>yup, right behind the counter
>shuffles behind counter, wheezing as he does
>nigress enters
>asks me if i saw "pookie"
>confusion.hddvd
"no"
>for some reason she gets super pissed
HOL UP HOL UP I KNOW YOU BEEN SEEING MY POOKIE HE CAME IN DIS BITCH BUT HAFFA MIN AGO
>ask her what he looks like
HE BIG N SEXAY
>uh huh
>nignog pokes his head up from behind ATM
BITCH WHAD I SAY BOUT YOU FOLLOWING ME
>it's fucking on
>he waddles over
>raises his arm like he's about so smack her
>she runs off
>nog turns to me
YOU DIN SEE NUTHIN
>uh, okay
>nog grabs five pieces of pizza and a case of beer
>tries using EBT
>won't accept it
>gets mad as a motherfucker
DIS SHIT RAYCIS MAN
ISS FUCKIN BUUUSHEET MAYNE
WHY YOU NO TAKE MY CARD MAN
I EARN DOS BENEFITS
>lolwut
>tell him he has to pay with cash
>throws a dozen crumpled up ones at me
>literal shit on them
>storms out
>leaves EBT card
>>56573552
DANGER-DANGER
>>56569805
tits and timestamp newcomer
>>56578401
You should have destroyed said EBT card
>>56569805
>Babbys first green text
Condense that shit
>>56579418
I just went across the street to the 7-Eleven and maxed it out.
>>56570281
I work @ a circle k. I want to murder ebt leeches, all of them are scum
>>56579435
>Condense that shit
I worry about the next generation of novelists. They will either write in condensed greentext or no one will be able to focus enough to read it all.
>>56579569
Shredders exist for a good reason, anon...
Anyway, i would have done the same first
>>56573645
Fucking manlets
I've never once had a nigger try to punk me like that
>>56579573
I use EBT and get disability pay; yet I am perfectly able to work a job, but I'd rather not. Have fun working your shitty job you hate for the rest of your life.
>>56579944
This thread is supposed to be stories about niggers, not stories BY niggers.
>>56579944
Are you me?
I get $836 a month to my bank account
and about $200 EBT.
What are you at?
>>56579944
You are literally the problem with this country. I hope you die
>>56579811
Green text is supposed to be short. If I want a novel, I'll go to a bookstore
>>56570281
Prolly use it to cut drugs.
>>56572557
>>56572763
maybe its the timezone.
>>56568962
>working at Safeway
>some lady is read to pay
>panic comes over her face
>"Oh no, I don't have my wallet. I'll have to call my partner to bring it here"
>no one else is in line, so we just awkwardly stand there
>for some unknown reason I blurt out "you know, you the first person I've had who has forgotten their wallet"
>she glares at me and says, " gee thanks. That makes me feel much better"
I still have no idea why I said that.
>>56568962
Do you know what comfy means? Do you just like niggers or something?
>>56568962
OP it just sounded like you were acting like a dick towards your african co worker.
>go to Auchan
>see 1 african guy with an african woman
>and nothing happened
I have only seen 2-3 blacks in my entire life.
>>56572440
Das bretty guud mayne.
>>56575448
>purple eyes
>How do you get green/purple eyes?
>How do you get purple eyes
Nigger, are you serious?
>>56569356
He thought you were his pops?
>>56572763
So what do you roofuckers do? Just let it get backed up til noon?
>>56578401
Niggers will pick up and keep a poopdollar. You heard it here
>>56582963
99% chance of this
Cashier at Walmart story time
>work at Walmart, shit sucks but pays the bills
>niggers come to my line with three carts full of shit
>goddamnit.exe
>literally everything from food to toys and even a ghetto inflatable swimming pool
>time comes to pay up
>they use EBT/foodstamps
>total still not zeroed out because of non food items, have to loudly tell them this before they run out
>"whatchu mean we gossa pay? We paid already"
>have to politely explain that foodstamps don't cover swimming pools and Playstation games
>throw chimp fit with force of 1000 gorillas and scream for a manager
>they tell my manager I'm "discrimmamating" against them
>he explains exactly what I had said earlier was true, not racist
>they literally pile all the things the EBT wouldn't pay for on the register and say they dont want them
Fucking seriously. That is the greed of the common nogs. If gubmint monies wont pay for their trivial and unneeded shit then they get pissy snd throw a fit
>>56591931
sounds like a "that wasn't the first time they tried this" kind of thing
>>56576485
Sounds like a typical day in sweden
Tv really does brainwash women
>>56569525
in tallinn?
>>56592854
More than likely. Its been a long time but I remember the card looking recently issued. Still though, who gets it in their head that shit will work? Swimming pool on FOOD stamps.
Oh yeah...
Niggers
>in Sydney to look at a property I inherited
>the recycling bin out on the street for some reason
>don't know what say they are emptied so I go to check if it's empty
>lift the top up to see a sleeping abo crouched inside the bin
>fug off cunt, sleepin here
>close lid and get in car
>sat there watching to see if he would leave for half an hour
>get bored and fuck off
>come back and he is no longer in the bin
>left a bottle of Smirnoff full of piss in my bin
>>56593918
>what say
what day*
>>56593918
>in Jew York during a freedom trip
>at a pizza place trying pizza I was reccomended by a local
>sort of an autist, have my first bite and say to myself
>"fuuuaarrkk, this is pretty good"
>intense laughter behind me
>haw haw haw mane what u doin here mane
>??
>the ways u speaks is hill-ayy-us bruh
>thanks mate
>haw haw say other things I'm finna get my phone from my bag let me film u dawg
>okay
>say some funny shit
>before I can speak his friend knocks his phone out of his hand while clapping
>the guy recording gets extremely angry
>bruh my iphone bruh bruh bruh
>they start pimp slapping each other
>eventually they scruff each other's shirts and get told to leave by the owner
it was pretty good pizza
could tell the sauce was legit and not tinned shit
>>56594603
The one thing that Jew infested hellhole has going for it is definitely the pizza joints. Brick oven pizzas made with fresh ingredients and hand tossed dough are the fucking tits.
I was running for president once, but I can't give a speach without one of the groups I pander to cutting me off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb6eQpHREGg
