What are the best jobs to have today?
>>56567017
Trades
I'm a quality control tester in a chocolate factory run by big tittied whores.
Anything to do with the gubmint for that fat pension and maximum benefits
>>56567017
NEET
Terrorist
Feminist astronaut
anything medical: lab-tech, EMT, CNA, nurse, doctor, etc.
you will always have a job. especially with all the babyboomers blowing their saved up retirement to prolong their lives for a couple more years.
Succesfull mobile App Owner
>>56567065
any tail?
>>56567017
NEETdom
Porn producer
President
Rabbi
Part of the bureaucracy in a Scandinavian state
Prostitution
>>56567017
Millionaire is a great job at pretty much any point in time. One of the best in my opinion.
>>56567017
Science/laboratory if you're willing to sacrifice personal benefit for the greater good
Engineering if you're interested in moving things., math and like money.
webdevelopment / software engineering if you like comfy environments and computers (plus starting your own company next to your job)
i hear about minimum wage jobs all the time but what jobs pay maximum wage?
Welfare recipient ;^)
>>56567277
Being a wagekek is the same
Professional victim. White knights and betas will willingly give you money.
Well, I'm a stay at home mom. So I guess stay at home moms ^_^
>>56567159
yes, being underpaid and over-worked is the best kind of job to have
stream slut
>>56567017
Working for the Federal Reserve
>>56567017
Full-time refugee
>>56567017
Working only encourages them.
>>56567416
maybe that's in canada.
i know people who became "certified nurse assistants." they spend a couple weeks training in a piss-easy class, then get their certification.
these people are making $20/hr.
of course it's a horrifying job though. you're changing adult diapers.
but it's a way to escape poverty.
diplomat
I work in IT help desk
I like my hours, the casual environment, the fact that it's relatively low pressure and easy once you know things, but it can be very repetitive at times. Also, not a lot of places to go with it. But it's the best a pleb like me can hope for, I have no other skills and it's too late for me to go to uni (and I can't afford it)
But the sad thing is if I continue on this path I'll forever be a wageslave and will never own land. I rent right now and literally 65% of pay goes to paying for my 1 room box apartment and the rest on bills, transport and food. Which is funny because that's basically how slaves used to live.
I'd move, but this type of work is only ever in expensive cities. I feel very trapped and anxious but then I just think of suicide and it goes away. One day soon though, not much longer.
>>56567017
NEET
Firearms instructor.
>>56567017
Biomedical Engineering (working on a hospital fixing stuff)
>>56567951
I'm lucky to have landed a job in IT where my company was more than willing to pay for my education to learn new shit so they could pay me more
>>56568521
Yeah this company is small and the guys that run it are Jewish as fuck. I had to fight with a manager for months to get a chair for my desk. I had to use a box because they "didn't have the budget right now"
True story
Architectural Engineer here.
Its fucking sweet.
>>56568628
Shit mate. I landed a job that's contracted by the government. So not only do they need people with the skills or education, but also need people that can pass a government background check.
There's been job positions open in various network/coding positions that have been up for fucking ever. Seems like a ton of potential candidates get weeded out when during the clearance process.
Lawyer here
It fucks sucks being a lawyer here. Thanks god im jumping into the corporate law scene next week so i can start being part of the 2% of Mexican lawyers
that means a successful one
>>56567065
best job is best
Colonol Teabag here.
Military is the best job, aside from >>56567065 which make me giggle like a little fairy queer.
If you're a boy, heres how you become a man:
>Be boy
>Join military
>Enlist in infantry
>Get combat training
>Get combat experience
>Free college
>Free home lone
>Leave military
>Go to school full-time for free
>While living in your new house
>and fucking high quality American female asshole
Also I'd like to request that my fellow Americans stop shitting yourselves.
>>56567017
NEET
>>56567138
>>56569694
more like if you're a boy, here's how you become a goy
audio engineer/sound designer any good?
>>56570568
yes
>>56567951
How old and how much do you make?
>>56567017
Any job that can support your wife's new friends is a good job.
>>56568628
box? I think you can suit him for that.
>>56567017
dat gis
What's a good career for someone who is relatively smart but lazy and doesn't want something that will make me a fucking zombie in terms of mental and time commitment.
50-100k to invest in something ...
i need to find out how to make more money with that money and thats my job...if i cant do that then i guess ill be a bag boy
>>56570765
Teacher, maths / physics / chemistry.
>>56570833
go ask /biz/
>>56567416
Docs are making over 300k. Some as much as 800k=1.2 mil in pain management anastheseology.
The catch is it takes 15 years to get to that point.
>>56570855
>Teacher
I have bad social anxiety I don't think standing in front of people for long periods of time is a good idea.
>maths / physics / chemistry
Kek I'm not that smart
TECHNICIAN MASTER RACE!!!!!
The most stable of all jobs.
No matter how technology develops, societies change, brutal dictators take over or AI rule the world there will always be a need for someone to drive into the middle of the desert and change a battery or fuse and clear the dead birds from the ultra secret mind controlling beam weapon.
>>56567017
Trade jobs such as HVAC, plumbing, etc.
Programmer
Web developer
Engineer
Science
Doctor
Medicine
If you have the drive to succeed and be the best at and cost, along with international connections, go for business. Just make sure you have a lot of determination and don't quit easily because your first (few) business ventures will likely end up in the red or fail, you have to keep at it.
If you're a math guy, like studying things like market trends, etc go for finance and start playing the stock market, you could also work as a broker or financial planner
1. Getting paid to shitpost
2. Working for the Trump campaign
3.being a pilot for small jets
4.Getting paid to take pictures(subject matter doesn't matter it's all dirt simple)
>>56570593
thanks yous
>>56567065
I don't have the schooling for that.
Pentesting / Intel and malware analysis. Better than i ever imagined.
>>56572574
STFU lying faggot... sounds shittty as fuck already in that 1 sentence.
Truely the only thing that matters in life is owning a home. Get into real-estate, its what every other pleb and hard worker is working toward.
