Post some funny shit your country did.
>Opération Satanique (Operation Satanic) 1985
>French intelligence operatives plant two limpet mines on the Greenpeace flagship "Rainbow Warrior" while docked in New Zealand
>they sink it in order to prevent it disrupting French nuclear tests
>accidentally drown one hippie
>most of the agents escape on a submarine
>two are captured in Australia, and are charged and sentenced to 10 years
>they only serve two because France threatens to cripple the New Zealand economy with trade embargoes
>As of 2015 the French government has not officially apologized
>>56564252
>imported slaves then freed them
>allowed the jews to run media corporations
>allowed former slave people into the US armt then lost to a bunch of vietnamese farmers
>"voted" for obama
Put a horse in the senate and than let him be president for eight years
>bombs people
>lets them into country
Dumb suicide is best suicide.
>>56564252
>French intelligence
KEK you were right, that's some funny shit right there :^)
>>56564252
French prime minister during the rainbow warrior ?
This kike, pic related
lost a fight against emus
>>56564355
I think the whole tea party thing was much funnier.
>dress as The Village People and destroy Britbong's tea
>they get so mad a war starts
>>56564509
My favorite joke from Germany is when you repeatedly try to take over Europe and fail each time.
>>56564252
you know this always comes to mind when people call the French pussies.
when it comes down to it, they got balls.
even in WWII, the reason why they surrendered so quickly is because many french sympathized with the nazis. Better German governance than the communists taking over. That's not that bad an attitude.
>>56564547
>French
>rainbow warrior
Sounds about right :^)
>>56564588
:^)
>>56564252
That's pretty based France.
>>56564547
>Don't do HIV test because too expensive
>Sell tainted blood world wide
>Responsible but not guilty
kek
The same kike.
>This documentary investigates the tainted blood scandal that started in the 80's from France but quickly extended internationally to countries such as: Iran, Iraq, Argentina, Tunisia, and Portugal as 9.800 blood packages were exported. During the mid 80s HIV tainted blood was transfused to French patients and HIV tainted blood products were given to Hemophilia patients both in France and abroad. As a result the scandal has claimed the lives of an unknown number of people so far but has never been closed since the responsible people were never declared guilty. But how did such a great scandal develop and why? Through the personal stories of victims or their families this documentary will go through the events that took place between 81 and 86.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jVxwvbOMQ4
>>56564625
>be German
>try to evict Russian tenants from apartment building
>it takes 60 days
>>56564252
ironically lose 3 world cup finals
>>56564810
>be French
>get shot
>>56564810
>be French and smelly
>try to evict big black cock from your mom's snatch
>fail
>>56564558
>lost a fight
it wasn't a fight, it was an ideological battle of wits, and the smarter side came out on top. the losers may call it a small regional fight, but history will always remember it as a great war. a war you lost, not because of superior numbers, but because of inferior intellect.
>>56564847
You deserve it you fucks
>>56564773
>Give FAMAS and other weapons to ISIS
>Say that al nostra is doing great job and should be on the US terrorist list
>Refuse syrian intel about french terrorists
kek
same fucking kike
>>56564927
>>56564252
Come back and do it more France.
>>56564927
shouldn't be on**
>>56564868
>>56564880
>be German
>get mad on 4chan and have no comeback
>>56564252
>find a temperate island with hotsprings and green grass in the north
>call it iceland so people wont come
or better yet
>find a huge ice covered island
>call it greenland so people go there and freeze to death
>>56565169
>be French
>"zut alors, massage mon frommage!"
>fin
>>56564916
it's a bittersweet symphony thats life
>>56565221
Calm down it's just those Russian genes making you angry.
>tried to genocide the native fauna
>>56565305
>be French
>realize your only purpose in life is to donate your body to jihadists for target practice
>immediately surrender and fart La Marseillaise
>voted in a prime minister mostly based on the fact that he could skull a beer real fucking quick
>started a war against birds, and lost
>built a 2000 mile long fence to keep out rabbits, completely forgetting that rabbits will just dig under it
>build up a unique accent based on drunken slurs
>have the most dangerous aquatic animals in the world, spend half of the summer at the beach anyway
>had to create a whole new city to be the capital because two other cities couldn't stop bitching about who it should be
>fined NASA for littering when their space station crashed in Esperance
What are we even doing
>>56565527
Surely we can get at least one passable comeback out of you Germany, don't give up like you gave up Alsace-Lorraine.
>>56565774
>>fined NASA for littering when their space station crashed in Esperance
>>56564252
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foolish_Fatherland
Basically parties fight so hard they forget they're supposed to run a country. Shenanigans happen.
Also, that name is inaccurate: we call it Patria Boba, more like Silly Fatherland.
>>56565945
Triggered? :^)
>>56564252
Reflecting on Izzies joking about how Arabs are totally worthless in war and their idea of masculinity is to plant bombs and run away.
Come across French post about Frenchmen planting bombs and running away.
No wonder you guys welcome the "refugees."
>>56565774
>voted in a prime minister mostly based on the fact that he could skull a beer real fucking quick
His policies were popular at the time. Proof: Keating had similar policies (but not the aforementioned drinking ability) and he was able to retain the prime ministership once Hawkie was deposed.
>started a war against birds, and lost
Nice meme. This wasn't a war, it was a wildlife culling operation and many such operations are unsuccessful around the world.
>build up a unique accent based on drunken slurs
As with most accents.
>have the most dangerous aquatic animals in the world, spend half of the summer at the beach anyway
Because even the most dangerous animals aren't particularly dangerous.
>had to create a whole new city to be the capital because two other cities couldn't stop bitching about who it should be
Having a separate city for government business makes sense - the same concept exists in several countries. The issue with having so many government offices in cities conducting private business is that the government business can get in the way.
>fined NASA for littering when their space station crashed in Esperance
Which was a publicity stunt; a gag.
>>56567450
jesus mate don't be so serious, fucking hell
>>56564252
Speaking of Greenpeace, the NZ chapter(?) of Greenpeace is now headed by the former co-leader of the Green Party here.
He's a soulless ginger originally from Australia, and was known locally as the Minister for Flag Retrieval following an incident about 10 years ago in which he was BTFO while trying to provoke a visiting Chinese premier with a Tibetan flag:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cILQWybsTZg
>>56564252
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amboyna_massacre
>Be mad at Britbongs for messing with our spice trade
>Hire ronin samurai mercenaries
>Kill said Bongs
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_on_the_Medway
>Be mad at Britbongs (happened a lot in those days)
>Naval hero Michiel de Ruyter sails to London
>Bongs try to stop us by raising a chain across the Thames
>De Ruyter doesn't give a shit and sails right through it
>Burns the English fleet in it's harbours
>Takes flagship as booty, it remains in the Netherlands to this day
>Founds the Dutch marine corps while he's at it
>Screws Rome, steeling Catholic gold to make a naval fleet.
>Take a continent from France after sailing the Atlantic and fighting her land army.
>Have some spy win the German Iron cross.
>Let in pakis
>Vote in Tony Blair...
>>56568865
That godawful accent makes him sound like he's begging for cock
