>Parenting: one of the hardest jobs on the planet. Then again, being a super hero private investigator offers plenty of challenges as well. What happens when you’re both? That's what Dennis Hopeless and Javier Rodriguez will explore in the November-launching SPIDER-WOMAN ongoing series that finds the title character “very pregnant.”
http://marvel.com/news/comics/25097/spider-woman_brings_baby_on_board
JUST
lol as if this is enough to convince the goy women to actually start having babies
keks
in which chapter does she get her abortion?
>>56563590
I wonder who her baby daddy is.
There's a spiderwoman?
>>56563590
as long as they show the grotesque spider baby birth
>>56563590
>>56563590
What are they trying to prove by this?
Even a strong wymyn should hypothetically be smart enough to not to strenuous physical activity in the third trimester.
or does Marvel operate on some sort of progressive logic that reaches new levels of autism?
>>56564374
they are trying to show that women can still get shit done while being pregnant
never mind that this is completely false and women are not advised to do strenuous activity while pregnant, nor are they actually getting pregnant anymore so literally 0/2
>>56563590
I actually like this concept.
I bet that the baby is race mixed too.
I just find it hilarious how a hobbie for outcasts that were always mocked for enjoying has become mainstream and completely gone to shit.
Leftism is a disease.
Even /co/ hates this. Hopeless is one of the people Marvel keeps giving books too even though he's never written anything good and basically destroys every character he touches. Kind of like Sam Humphries.
>>56566290
It's happening to vidya, but based Japs are keeping it free of degeneracy.
Confirmed for no good fight sequences.
Also that 'mask' looks like problem glasses, are you sure she's not just fat?
>>56563590
>She gives birth to a billion spider-babbys
>>56566290
>Leftism is a disease.
This spic gets it
You won't be mad when I vote for Trump, will you? I'm sure the wall would benefit you, too by keeping out escaping convicts from our country
>>56563590
isn't it grossly irresponsible to go out and fight crime while your pregnant?
>>56566533
I didn't know Felicia Day smoked.
>JUST BECAUSE SHE'S 8 MONTHS PREGNANT DOESN'T MEAN SHE CAN'T STILL STOP DOCTOR DOOM WHEN HE ATTACKS THE CITY!
why not have her smoke cuban cigars and drink hard bourbon while she fights crime in her third trimester, too? They made a comic book that is advocating engaging in risky behavior in late-term pregnancy? Shouldn't that actually be OFFENSIVE to women?
[spoiler]surprise heart-renching ending is she miscarries and Buckley from b^& finds her in tears in the hospital room[/spoiler]
>>56563590
tbqhfam this is the type of thing a lady spider would do so if it's within the bounds of her spider super powers then wgaf
>>56566648
What the fuck is happening over at Marvel comics?
Black Spider-Man, female Thor, pregnant Spider-Woman... do they think that alienating their small but fiercely loyal audience of neckbeards is worth it? Those guys at your local MtG shop are fiercely loyal and buy ALL the comics. The basic bitches they're marketing to who saw Avengers and use Loot Crate are going to buy like 2 issues and then get bored like women always do with their vacuous interest in hobbies. It's suicide. Once comic book movies stop being popular, nobody will buy their shit because at that point the hardcore fans will have moved on to someone else (DC, Dark Horse, IDW, etc) while the normies will hop on the next trend.
>>56563590
Oh boy...
>>56566546
Only shitskins get butthurt about the wall.
Only shitskins get butthurt about closed borders.
And only stupid rich kids that live in homogenous communities in Mexico think that "diversity" is a good thing. Of course, the same people won't go to certain dance clubs because it's filled with undesireable people (shitskins) and I love to call them out on their bullshit.
Good thing that political correctness doesn't apply here, no matter how hard the media tries to. And it's even more hilarious the fact that Mexican media doesn't have any actual agenda (besides football and soap operas for the lower class), Mexican media just panders American's because it's the hip thing to do.
>>56566831
the funniest shit to me is the women that are into comics will by and large be turned off by this because they were fans of the original versions and not the new politically correct female colored version who don't need no man
>>56567001
the world would be better off
>>56567001
I skate. I would trust myself to drop in a quarter. I also have to be blackout drunk to trip and fall walking. I don't know to many women that are that quick on their feet. That's all I'm saying.
So is she going to have a miscarriage when someone gives her baby bump a nice love tap?
>>56564521
>be supervillain
>female superhero shows up visibly pregnant
>punch her in the baby and run
>???
>profit
Jesus and I thought Bendis fucked Jessica up
I really liked her too, shame
>>56563754
Captain SJW
>>56566831
some retarded SJW probably took over and convinced everyone that tumblr its the strongest market for comics.
>>56566290
I've been collecting comics since I was a kid in the early 90s...it has become infested with leftism. You name the progressive bullshit---multiculturalism, LGBT, gender equality---it's all seeped in the comic universe now. While gamergate nerds were freaking out over the gaming industry, the take over of comics by SJWs was in full swing. What are these people fucking problem? I could count the amount of non-cis males I've seen in actual comic stores on one hand...these freaks only come out for comic-cons to get their tumblr popping.
Don't even get me started on them giving that beautiful nortic warrioress a nignog love interest on Supergirl.
>>56567673
This, I believe it started about 2 years ago.
What pisses me off the most about NuMarvel is how bad the art's gotten. Its like the dudes drawing it just don't care.
>>56567673
I hope neckbeards flee comics like rats on sinking ship...the comic industry deserves to tanked for abandoning their primary fan base.
At least Image and Dark horse are resisting this crap.
>>56563590
They really don't consider the fetus to be a life do they.
>>56563906
Several of them, actually.
They just straight up ripped off Peter Parker, and they admit it.
sad boyz
>>56567566
Which Jessica? Both Drew and Jones have been pregnant.
>>56568374
>Alfred
that's a joke right?
>>>/co/
Not relevant to anything. It's fictional bullshit. Who the fuck cares?
Stan Lee is Jewish, which is totally fine because capeshit doesn't matter. And how many people actually care about /co/ and also care about special snowflake SJW?
It might as well be another porn novel for old ladies for as much as it matters.
>>56568632
This.
Comics are hardly popular these days, not even feminist are going to read it.
All we're doing is promoting it.
>>56568398
Drew
>>56567225
>>56567226
Looks like she made it.
>>56563590
>comics do something leftist
>>56568374
No more F4 and X-Men is to fuck Sony over so that they do not new stories to use in their shitty movies.
>there were actually people who though disney buying marvel was a good thing
>>56568374
What in the actual fuck
>>56569965
>there were actually people who though disney buying Star Wars was a good thing
>>56569645
Shit, that's the FDR isn't it? Wish I had a skatepark like that nearby when I was a fag teenager
How can she be a spider and prevent crime and shit if shes pregnant...
>>56568374
>Alfred is now a woman
That's worse than the spinoff arc where he got super strength and beat up evil Superman.
That entire list is crap, but my least fav is SJW FAT she hulk...why not just call her bulk?
Why do comics have to be all socially sensitive and shit?
They're supposed to be entertainment, not a government ad.
>>56568374
At least they can't make old comics worse
>>56567808
If you had to draw the art for these shitty stories, you wouldn't give a fuck either.
>>56568632
Stan Lee has fuck all to do with comics these days. He stopped years ago.
>>56567954
This really, but that said the concept is actually interesting. I mean being with a baby bump means morning sickness, cravings, moodiness, and having to pee a lot. Could make for a good comic if it went to a good character, like Black Canary.
>>56567702
I don't mind the DC method of diversity mostly because it has a legacy system in place within the comics and the old white guys who used to be heroes are always on hand to help and are respected by their heirs and by the writers.
Also helped that the writers at DC weren't shit when they introduced them.
Kate Kane, the Lesbian Batwoman, Jaime Reyes the Latino Blue Beetle, Jakeem Thunder the black Johnny Thunder, the rotating ethnicities of the many Green Lanterns were all written well as characters first and their ethnicity's second.
The new Ms Marvel is like this as well to a limited extent.
>>56568537
Alfred has a daughter. Makes no fucking sense at all. The new Batman (Jim Gordon) is a cool character is good though. Fucking robobatcop
>>56571158
>>56567394
made me kek
>>56568374
In defense of DC most of those changes are versions in different universes.
>>56563590
What should I expect here, half-black baby boy who like skittles, puts on hoodie dresses and is raised by a single mother?
Comics have always been a propaganda tool for Jews.
>that spine
>>56563663
>lol as if this is enough to convince the goy women to actually start having babies
Of course not. It's meant for the ones who are already pregnant.
>>56564374
>>56564521
>strenuous physical activity in the third trimester.
>women are not advised to do strenuous activity while pregnant
:^)
Nice, pregnancy is my fetish.
>spiderwomen let some guy blow a load in her cunt and she let it pool up and fester in her fuckhole
For once, they've done something right.
>>56566237
dude weed lmao
>>56571573
It's accurate, brazil.
>>56566290
It's a cancer it keeps looking for new hosts to consume, books, games, comics, movies, tv, social media etc.
>>56563590
All that moving around and possibly getting shot in the stomach, what a piece of shit parent
>>56567394
But seriously, isn't fighting crime while preggo extremely irresponsible?
>>56566237
As long as the baby isn't a nigger it is actually good thing. Even if they try to wrap it up in feminist empowerment shit, at least they are encouraging goyim to breed.
I hope Green Goblin or better yet VENOM fucking kicks this bitch in the stomach. I'm pro life but I'll bet you anything she got drunk at a party and got knocked up by some Tyrone piece of shit from Baltimore. Personally I'd aim my foot directly at her uterus (*the tender underside of a woman's mid section, for all you /r9k/ virgins on here*) That's what she gets for putting her precious little baby in danger like that. She's basically screaming "HEY VILLAINS, PLEASE AIM FOR MY ROCK HARD PREGNANT GUT AND KILL THIS BABY FOR ME, I'M MUCH TOO LAZY TO GET AN ABORTION" Fucking stupid inconsiderate bitch! She could just take maternity leave and let Spiderman handle shit in Jew York while she waits for the little one to pop out her pussy. If her baby turns out to be the offspring of a superhero, especially someone cool like Thor, Spiderman, Steve Rodgers or Tony Stark, I'm going to be black in the eyes with pure demonic rage. What stupid bitch endangers her child like that? It actually pisses me off on a pro life family values level
The notion that a woman would endanger her child like that pisses me off as a red blooded, conservative, family values american!
>mfwe god help this dying nation
>>56563590
>Novelty
>They did the same with Invisible Woman in the 80's
>>56577106
>fetus doesn't turn invisible
it would be top kek
So the run of this comic is going to end in a new Loss.jpg for /co/ right?
>>56570366
What's wrong with their faces?
>>56578273
It's tumblr the comic.
![economist_magazine_jan2015[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X2lVO5Z.jpg "economist_magazine_jan2015[1].jpg")
Spiderman eh?
>>56566533
>>56567394
These two ideas combined, the villain gets covered in vagina spiders.
I have a friend who likes comics
Hes pretty bluepilled but I cant see him taking much more of this
Why the fuck are they alienating their biggest demographic?
Or are comics read mostly by girls now? The fuck is going on?
>>56563590
Appeals to the fembots. Actually is an idea that's fresh. The part about the super hero have a responsibility other than wagecuking.
This does not trigger me. If she's pregnant the entire time, then I'm triggered
>>56563590
Does she fight crime while pregnant? thats retarded.
What if an villain kick her hard in the stomach
>>56575322
she has a shield/ force field from tony around her stomach
>>56582624
>>56584614
last i checked it was a pretty powerful shield too
>>56584614
>>56584707
They ruined Carol
and now they ruined Jessica
Thanks for ruining my two favorite woman in comics
>>56585568
Carol's in Alpha Flight now? Lame. Fuck comic books.
>>56585835
i think alpha flight got remade, full of chicks now
>>56584614
>around her stomach
this is why I hate comics, they don't give a shit about logic or the actual story, everything is formed around some shitty narrative, and technology and human achievements are just plot devices.
If such a shield exist, why can't they just cover her up totally and protect her anyway. Also if the mother dies, how will the baby survive? Why do they only protect the pregnant belly?
>>56584614
This is pissing me off more than it should
I need a new hobby
I really enjoyed Jessica Drew previous reboot series
>>56586322
i'm guessing she has a bunch of safety devices/force fields.
the belly one is just the strongest i guess.
stark is running around in armor that can become invisible, yet show him.
so she may have a massive forcefield all around her yet
>>56563590
>Parenting: one of the hardest jobs on the planet.
Oh you just know that this shit was written by someone who never held down a proper job.
>>56585210
>waste a crapton of resources
>or the bint could put her feet up for a bit
SJW making sense all day erry day.
