Post reasons you you like being Australian. Foreigners, post reasons why you wish you were Australian.
>>56558834
Because out shitpost and bantz game is strong.
>>56558834
Meat pies and creaming soda, and that is about it.
>>56558834
Fuck you and your degenerate filled shit posting island.
I hear you guys are among the freest economies but you also have silly taxes. Explain that one! How did you manage to dodge the recession?
>>56559756
>How did you manage to dodge the recession?
We didn't
With a population of only 25 million we're over 40 billion dollars in debt. We are in a "silent" recession.
Australia's fucked and it's boring as hell.
There is literally no reason for a foreigner to want to be Australian or even visit Australia when New Zealand exists.
>>56559926
If you want to die in an earthquake, maybe.
>>56559756
The Iron Ore price was still high due to the tail end of the Chinese construction boom. That alongside decent Met. Coal prices kept us out of recession.
2 commodities are significant enough to our economy to prop up to that extent.
Now that the price of both Coal and IO has dropped we are fucked.
>>56559756
>How did you manage to dodge the recession?
Mining boom, 30% government jobs and no great loss in consumer confidence.
>silly taxes.
we have one of the lowest effective tax rates in the world. That said our excise( especially on alcohol, hell we even have a special type of tax that covers wine and cider) and import (except for countries we have free trade deals with) taxes are huge.
>>56559926
are you a sheepfucker
>>56558834
Do aboriginals really sniff petrol over there? Also, how are they compared to our American niggers?
>>56560253
They do, but you can find the odd Elder who is actually cool, however they are in a permanent state of depression due to the completely fucked up state of their youth. Mostly because despite the benefits that make Affirmative Action look minor their minors are completely irresponsible, blaming the government for their substance abuse.
There aren't nearly as many niggers to matter, in fact the Aboriginals are in danger of being completely wiped out.
>>56560468
>in fact the Aboriginals are in danger of being completely wiped out.
Aren't their numbers almost a million?
Those Australian are into Bestiality and can't get cheap video games. It's only natural they are good shitposters.
>>56558834
Whole nation is comfy af whilst everywhere else is going to shit
>>56561024
Yeah, I feel like you could basically live an American lifestyle (suburban house, yard, bbq on the weekends) and totally not give a shit about the rest of the world. Sounds pretty nice desu.
>>56560253
If you took the violent tribalism of African Americans, mixed it with the substance abuse of the Native Americans and added in the abuse of children akin to the Rotherham sex ring you would go part way to explaining the light of Australia's Aborigines.
Alongside accusations that the historic removal of Aboriginal children from abusive households resulted in a "Stolen Generation" and that the program was intended as genocide means that now our government is powerless to remove children from abusive households which are very prevalent in remote communities.
Combine that with the fact that even in communities with several generations with western education, and millions of dollars in mining royalties in these communities people continue to be killed with spears with regularity.
In 1688 William Dampier one of the first Europeans to ever encounter Australian Aborigines described them as the "most miserable people on earth". The same could largely be said today.
>>56560689
I need that picture of the "Aboriginal" University graduates that are as white as snow.
1 million my-great-great-great-uncle-was-1/64th-halfcaste
Probably 100'000 - 250'000 genuine Aboriginals, with little binding community making time the great killer.
>Mostly White
>Mostly Safe
>Mostly Make good money
>decent welfare
>decent public health
>most whites friendly, helpful and useful
>lots of freedom
Really Australia is utopia compared to most of the world.
To bad immigrants and fuck wits want to ruin it all.
>>56559926
Typical americlap without a clue.
You understand New Zealanders flock to Australia right?
There is fuck all work in NZ, and the government is complete kekold to the US.
>>56560053
>Rudd stimulus
NAR THAT DIDNT HELP
To have a union jack on the flag again. fucking quebec
>>56561592
tb.h, the Canadian flag is pretty shit. A fucking leaf?
>>56558834
you have to teach us your shitposting skills guys
I love Australia
>>56561638
We didn't kill our savages so apparently they had "an idea"
>>56561638
fucking leaf that kicked your ass in 1812
>>56558834
i wish i was Australian so i could give Bindi Erwin a good dicking tbqh
>>56561350
>Mostly white
I hope you don't say that because you're one of those lunatics that think the "92% white, 7% asian, 1% other" figure isn't 20+ years old
>>56561839
Do your natives have a separate flag like ours do?
>>56558834
>Be out in town on Saturday in a new Aussie bar that open.
>Aussie man is out celebrating his wife's bday
>Started chatting me up
>I notice he had a tongue ring
Continue?
I don't like permanently shit internet.
I will never go there as I'm an arachnophobe
But I think I'd prefer the climate there. I don't like long winters.
>>56558834
You guys seem like a good bunch, shitposting aside.
>>56558834
>Kangaroos
They're amazing
>>56559474
Flag - indistiguishable from other 18 flags
Queen-London pussy munching
>>56562022
>>56561972
that's due to you all constantly shitposting through it
>>56561901
Yeah, its called the "copyright infringement" but luckily they don't believe in that so federal laws don't apply to them... only sweet natives are Iroquious and Cree. Bros actually fought
>>56558834
your bantz game is out of this world.
>>56558834
i would love to live a free country
It's sucks, and there is no economy.
The country survives by digging in the dirt and selling what it finds.
Looking forward to the complete collapses.
>>56562536
I would also love to live in a free country.
>>56562703
>The country survives by digging in the dirt and selling what it finds.
A lot like the Abos.
The fairy bread
>>56562742
>Abbos
>Selling things
They never invented commerce. The only way they "traded" between tribes was by murdering each other and stealing the loot.
>>56560468
:^) i get university scholarships simply by being 1/32th aboriginal, suck it fags.
>>56561887
but you already have sheep, why would you want a stingray lover like her?
>>56561972
>not having the NBN
F I B R E T O T H E N E A R E S T C A P I T A L
>>56562703
if it does, i'll be ready to move to the US as a, ahem... "refugee".
>>56562825
Didn't tones permanently ruin the NBN?
>>56558834
The only reason I want to be Australian is to say "cunt" and "mate" without it being weird.
I don't, in fact I don't think I've ever wanted to even visit Australia. What is there? Some beaches and a rock in the middle of the outback?
>>56562890
100 standard with optional upgrades to 25 standard with 100 as the maximum upgrade, yes. He also changed it from fiber to the premises (they wire it up directly to your house)
to fibre to the node (fibre only to a selected area on your street, and your house is connected via old copper.)
>>56562977
Will we ever have good internet?
>>56563144
No, never.
TPG tried to lay its own fiber network, but the government stopped them because they don't want competition for the NBN.
>Makes post implying i want to be australian
>Has high internet cost and limited access online
>only good thing is video store still exists
>p-please notice us, big strong americans
>>56563144
>>56563208
The government is literally meme worthy, and no we most likely won't. I just hope google or some south korean/european ISP steamrolls through here and gifts us with better internet. 100 mbit down and 50 up is enough, but damn if I don't want 10 fucking gbit.
>>56563265
>high internet cost and limited access online
Yeah, say that while you have ISPs that literally refuse to let you terminate your contract and proceed to charge you 20 bucks for it, AND you have a government agency that is completely unchecked and spying on pretty much the entire world. :)
The important question here is:
Will we ever get our gun rights back?
We stopped the antis from banning the Adler and we rekt them in the senate inquiry, but will we come out of the NFA review on top?
>>56563458
>Will we ever get our gun rights back?
Yes just in time for more false flags by the government.
>>56558834
Australia seems like an adventurous place with nice beaches and great marine life.
>>56558834
I wish I could live in a giant island that is isolated from the rest of the world, has a good climate, laid back people, a modern economy, one of the highest standards of living in the world and a based government that lets in only the most qualified people and aggressively keeps out everyone else.
I really want to be murdered by wildlife.
>>56563557
What kind? We have lots
>>56563557
go to los angeles then
>>56563609
Did you just fucking take a photo of your monitor?
... Your CRT monitor?
>>56563545
>isolated from the rest of the world,
Yes
>has a good climate
Most of the time, no
>laid back people
Not any more
,
a modern economy
Not really,
one of the highest standards of living in the world
Only if you can afford it otherwise poverty and homeless numbers are quite hight
>and a based government that lets in only the most qualified people and aggressively keeps out everyone else.
No to all
>>56563614
kek
>wanting to be a second class citizen
No thanks. Other than standard of living and cost of living, Australia(Sydney/Melbourne) is worse to live in than Singapore
>>56563671
Of course not you slack cunt.
Got it off GIS.
I think someone just took a photo of laminated paper.
So I can get a cute aboriginal girlfriend from Alice Springs.
>>56563458
probably not, we don't actually have enough people willing to go through the olympic swimming pools of tear gas and pepper spray involved with making the government get rid of the gun laws.
>>56563528
it's pretty good, you just need to see it as what it is, and that is not a superpower.
>>56563545
>aggressively keeps out everyone else
we're importing 20,000 "refugees" :)
>only the most qualified people
our people are idiots :)
>isolated
:)
>modern economy
:
>laid back people
)
>>56563609
i almost got bitten by one of those brown wriggling cunts the other day
>>56563807
at centrelink?
>>56560253
They're niggers with spears instead of guns.
>at the beach as a kid
>playing around in some rock pools
>one of these fuckers crawls across my foot
>nope.tga
>>56563910
nah just sun baking on my driveway almost stepped on him though
>>56558834
I wish I were Australian so I could go on holiday and get really loud, drunk, and obnoxious. Then I could trash a hotel room
>>56564093
i thought abos slept on the road
>Accent
>ANZACS
that's literally it
>>56558834
>reasons why you wish you were Australian.
I erroneously believe that Australian girls are like a blend of the interesting foreignness of British girls with the hotness of California beach bunnies.
>>56562825
sheep are great and all but Bindi got a great rack
>>56564312
they're mostly either uptight cunts, SJWs (sorry melbourne :^) ) or absolute sluts, the absolute sluts are rare.
>>56561322
Delivered
>>56558834
>post reasons why you wish you were Australian
I would be some koind of shitposting god.
>>56558834
>why you wish you were Australian
To hang out with other Aussies, swill beer with a sheila hanging off my bronzed muscular antipodean arm.
aussie fags
>>56564379
i want to bone her so i can be closer to steves holy spirit
I just want the accent. I'm handsome, but the accent would make me unstoppable in America.
>>56564913
indeed
he is a fucking legend tbqh
>>56558834
my shitposting would be taken more seriously
>>56564747
>tfw you've never been to a Bachelor and Spinsters Ball and woken up with your daks around yer ankles next to a sheep.
>>56558834
because my shitposting would be honored by more shit.
>>56558834
Our sun is pretty shit though, UV wise and the fact that white people will pretty much burn rather than cook like other parts of the world.
Given that you don't have sunscreen and all that shit.
>heaps of babes
>laid back lifestyle
>heaps of opportunity if you put in a bit of effort
>great weather (can get a bit hot here in WA)
>babes wearing tiny shorts that expose half their ass...
>not many nogs
>not many mudslimes
>did i mention the fucking girls jesus christ.
>most aussie blokes are down for banter and are decent cobs.
>>56565402
this m8 strewth
>>56558834
Crikey I dare a cunt to say the Aus flag isn't the most beautiful sight in the world.
>>56564453
That's always sort of what I figured more or less. Our media tends to portray them as being more or less surfer girls with cute accents, and I like the fantasy of there being a magical place where summer is winter, filled with beaches and tanned Anglo qts frolicking in the surf with their pet koalas.
>>56565402
>(can get a bit hot here in WA)
Pffft!
Hello fellow sandgroper!
>>56565402
>aussie blokes
A dying species though unfortunately.
Chinks and Curries everywhere now.
Our country having its soul destroyed by leftist faggotry and population replacement.
>>56558834
It's the government funded domestic terrorist capital of the world.
>>56565791
saved
>>56558834
I like being Australian because:
>I always wanted skin cancer
>I need nanny to tell me what to do
>I always wanted a multicultural society
>...
Pro Tips: Poster was not born in Australia or any White majority country.
>>56564379
id let her shitpost all over my face desu
>>56566221
me too senpai
>>56562972
Pretty much
40000 year old culture
>>56565823
this summer is going to be hot man, my rental only has air con in the living room and the ceiling fan broke down and couple of days ago ahah.
plus ive killed 3 massive red backs in 1 week.
m8s I've been bitten by something as I slept.
I thought it was mozzies but the bites hung around for three days so far. They itch like crazy. There are lots of bites a few cms apart.
What's been biting me?
>>56558834
Shitheads are ruthlessly bantered, unless you are in a collage.
>>56558834
i like being australian because when i shitpost idiots think its hilarious just because they think im australian
>>56566734
>only has air con in the living room
m8 same here. I have moved my bed and PC into the living room now.
It looks weird opening the front door and seeing a bed, but I don't give a shit any more.
Can't stand that heat.
>>56558834
Politicans are hilarious
Want to learn to banter
Presumably the countryside has zero light pollution so the stars must be great
cos its the best cunt in the world ya fuckin drongo
Gallipoli?
Who do I have to fuck to get a reply or two to my posts in this thread m8s?
>>56566734
>having aircon
git gud
>>56567222
an emu
Better than other countries because our current government aren't the massive keks that Canada and Europe enjoy (although they're getting there) but other than that nothing happens.
Everything costs a fortune even with our $15 minimum wage (so good luck with that bernie sanders), driving to your mates house takes 30 minutes on average in light traffic and worst of all, you get treated like an absolute child with every aspect. Driving in Australia is an absolute nightmare because they're so strict on "speeding" (you will get fined and pointed for doing 3kph over the limit), the roads are shit and the speed limit is so low you could drive a model a ford safely at those speed levels.
No bands/musicians you want to see make their way down here unless they're some mega act like Metallica where they can do 3-5 nights in one city and still sell out. I have to fly to DUDEWEED.country to go see Rush which is really a lot of money to go see 65 year old jews play music.
Also tax is quite a bit and it's made the housing market really hard to break into, but proper healthcare/education is nice.
>>56562977
>and your house is connected via old copper
because pay to get fibre installed on your premises yourself you fucking cheap-cunt
Do you really think its a good idea for NBN to go around to every home in the country and dig up everyone's backyard?
How long did you think that would take smfh? How much issues would arise? How many shitty jobs would get done?
Smfh stupid self-entitled Muh NBNers.
Why is there even a tradition of eating lamb chops on Australia day?
Lamb in Australia tastes disappointingly bad.
>>56558834
Because i can sit on the dole and theres no jobs fuck yeah straya cunt
>>56566991
fucken oath mate you tell these dickheads, blimey.
>>56566785
probably mozzies mate, if you scratch the bite it will hang around.
>>56566923
ill probably have to do the same, or just find a better place to live. the market is in the tenants favour atm.
>>56567318
>Lamb in Australia tastes disappointingly bad
Where is it better m8?
i wish i was Australian so i could find a shitposting cockatoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dCzjyypmXg
CRIKEY MATE
VEGEMITE AND A DIDGERIDOO
>>56565921
>mfw my local city of coffs is getting thousands of sandniggerians next year and there is nothing i can do.
Fucking pollies are determined to ruin this place
Now ciggies are $40 thank fuck i switched to
>weed
>>56567291
>No bands/musicians you want to see make their way down here unless they're some mega act like
you just have shit taste in music mate
>>56567291
lay off the grog mate, ive seen heaps of obscure bands and i live in perth.
>that feel when a band you love plays everywhere in australia except perth
>that feel when you would go to 78 records to buy your tickets
>those intimate gigs at amps
perth represent.
>>56567318
because you fall for stupid advertising campaigns
>>56567431
>if you scratch the bite it will hang around
No I've had a million mozzie bites in my life m8. This shit is different.
>>56567222
Bill Cosby
>>56567629
Has it spread in to a sort of rash looking thing? That's what happens to me when I get mozzie bites. In addition to the giant itchy lump of course.
In any case just run it under some really hot water for a bit and it should clear up.
>>56558834
I like being one because whenever I'm out in the bush, there's a kangaroo always watching me take a piss.
>>56567485
Asia and middle East.
>>56567624
What? No way. I just really like Jeep and iPhone.
>>56567846
>Has it spread in to a sort of rash looking thing?
It was like that for a while, but now it has gone back to just little hard lumps.
>>56567618
>>56567582
No doubt that I do in fact like shit music, but willing to bet it's still a heap better than whatever gay and/or nignog musician you like.
>>56567879
>Asia and middle East
Imported lamb fetches the better price there m8, mainly Aus and NZ.
Australian lamb isn't really true lamb of course. They let it grow too big and slaughter too late.
>>56568023
>nignog musician
fuck how did you know I listen to exclusively Young Thug and Future?
>>56558834
Because Australia placed somewhere on edge of the world, so, unlike my current country, it would not be caught between russkies and westies when they get tired of dick measuring completion and start fancy full-scale war.
Also, being an Emu's shitposting sex slave fills kind of arousing
always wanted to be a mad cunt
>>56567550
should come and chill at scotts head
>>56561479
I thought the NZ economy was pretty much tied up in LOTR and the hobbit, wonder how they are doing since those are done now.
>>56562076
Hes a big guy
Idk, NZ look nicer.
But pluses for Austrailia...
>1) At least as racist against non-whites as Americans
>2) The best immigration policies and enforcement in the west
>>56564529
kek we truly fucked em into submission didn't we
I like Australia but I don't really care to live there, honestly. It's too similar to the US culturally, nothing overly unique enough.
>>56561479
>Australia
>jobs
>>56560047
better than having a crocodile climb out of my toilet and eat me in the middle of the night
>>56566734
Had to replace the aircon in the dining room last year. The kids have 1 in their room - gets more use in summer than the main 1
>1st world probs eh?
>>56558834
Accent gets me hard.
>>56566785
Bed bugs - spray your mattress with neem oil - kills the little fuckers dead!
i want to fuck kangaroos
>>56569656
You loike our accent moite? Woee loike it too.
That's not a knoif, this is a knoif.
Is it true that Australians are the most drunk peoples in the world?
I read 15 kango fuckers die a day due alcohol related issues.
http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2014-07-31/15-australians-die-each-day-from-alcohol-related-illness:-study/5637050
>>56561917
Hope you slapped the cunt, fucken tongue ring
>>56559839
That's stupid. Every Australian just pays 20 bucks and you're no longer in debt.
But I didn't expect an Aussie to figure that out
>>56569927
No, that would be the Welsh.
>>56570237
Well Muhummad, a 6 pack is $20. Which one do you think I would choose?.
>>56569678
>Bed bugs
Thanks anon I am looking this up and I think this might be it. The bites seem to match.
>neem oil
I will look this up.
>>56567298
Mate, it WAS going to fucking happen, and you do realise that the box is on the STREET, as in you'll have to dig up pavements AND ROADWAYS to fucking put fibre through?
>>56570237
Go back to school Germany
>>56562977
This is incorrect we aren't allowed to use copper, it was sold.
>>56567298
>>56570651
m8s I have just had NBN Fibre to the Home installed at my house.
They don't have to dig up everything, just the pits on street corners usually, and then they run the fibre through to the next one.
The fibre comes into your house via the telegraph pole the same as the old telephone line.
One of the only two countries in the world (Other being Hong Kong) to have compulsory private retirement saving schemes
>>56570651
it got repeatedly delayed and they had to inject extra funds in.
the biggest mistake liberals made was cancelling FTTP before labors fantastical projections were proven 100% a failure.
now their own shitty fttn program and it's failures have to be owned by them, not labor. blaming labor for that is not going to fly with the average person who thought we would get 93% of the population on fttp for $34b. this is a population that swallowed the line 'it will actually make money' because tax payers pay to build it, and then pay to use it, and somehow that means it won't cost us.
oh right,
because in australia the government is a separate entity to the people, gibsmedat
>>56571383
well yeah, the politicians get a 3 fucking month summer break WITH PAY, do you really expect them to give a fuck about us?
>>56561873
And hasn't done anything of note militarily since. Except maybe Dieppe.
>>56558834
Great beaches with a good lifestyle to match. I also love how drinking isnt seen in a negative way at all.
Our accents are the best.
>>56562825
>i get university scholarships simply by being 1/32th aboriginal, suck it fags
Same, being Abo but looking white is awesome. Had a fully paid ride through uni (including student accommodation) until I dropped out because I'm a lazy cunt.
>>56571691
Don't you feel embarrassment and shame at taking benefits despite being white m8? Doesn't it eat away at you and leave you feeling soiled?
>>56571803
if SJWs and niggers can pull it, i can too :^)
>>56571374
It's because our gibmedat culture is so bad and we wound up with generations of retirees with nothing. It's also the same reason for the lost generation and why the left is so mad
>>56571863
Unfortunately the white man is burdened with a conscience.
It would make life easier in some ways if we were conscience free like nigs and chinks. But it produces a worse sort of society.
>>56558834
moving to aus
>>56571917
>why the left is so mad
But Superannuation is a Labor policy, and any opposition to it has come from Liberals, and they only oppose it for political reasons because in reality they're butthurt that It wasn't a Liberal to implement this great policy
>>56572061
What a surprise. Brisbane I'm guessing?
>>56572061
your not a blackie are you?
>>56572061
SEA NIGGERS STAY OUT
>>56572053
>i'm eligible
>it can help me
>i can get it NOW
>i can't get it, that's wrong
:)
I fucking hate myself for being born here. I dont hate Australia i hate myself for being an ethnic yet born in a different country (chinese). Fuck my mum for leaving hong kong cos her whole family wants to settle in Australia and fuck my dad for coming to Australia for reason i have not asked.
>>56572115
>implying the left knows where their asshole is
>>56572061
avoid the gold coast mate, terrible place to live, definitely go to one of the major cities, much much better and more chance of getting a job (you're a kiwi so i know this is a big priority for you)
>>56564092
They're so tiny and beautiful. It's a shame they'll kill the shit out of you if you touch them.
>>56572365
fuck off, were full.
>>56572365
M8 just how chinky of a physical specimen are you?
Manlet, weak, small pee pee?
Have you always been intimidated by and envious of the boys of the white master race?
>>56572424
I know. Your mummy and daddy shouldve listened to pauline hanson when they had the chance
>>56572365
have you been to hong kong?
do you enjoy living in a crowded highrise in a city full of emotionless chinks?
i mean, if you live in melbourne or sydney you are already 50% of the way there.
buy a wifebeater, australia flag bordies and some thongs and move to queensland
>>56572365
If you don't love it, leave.
>>56572409
This
Also if you're going on holidays go to the Sunshine Coast instead of the Gold Coast
>>56572409
no shit, its literally a city for tourists
>>56572365
nei sik m sik guandongwa? :)
>>56572365
Nobody bats an eyelid if you're a slant mate, it's all in your head.
>>56572409
I live on the outer fringes of the GC and I can confirm this.
>>56572061
Hope you like getting your skull caved in
>>56567318
>lamb chops
There's your problem. They're not lamb cutlets.
>>56572513
Im already partially white washes (1st gen here) i wouldnt be able to adapt the hk lifestyle. I cant wven write chinese beyond a few words and I speak cantonese which is dog-tier chinese. Im currently trying to learn mandarin and hopefully later learn to write so i can live in in China with my grandparents for a little while to see how i adapt. Then again on the lazy bastard so who knows how long that will take
>>56572739
If you move to China they will treat you like a foreigner there and they are not nice people.
>>56572554
Fuck you man. Cantonese is embarrassing stop speaking it. Have you realised it aounds like vietnamese? Its fucking embarrassing man.
OFFICIAL BEST AUSTRALIAN STATES TO LIVE IN POWER RANKINGS
1. Queensland (just avoid Gold Coast)
2. Bestern Australia
3. South Australia
4. Tasmania
5. Northen Territory
6. Canberra
7. New South Wales
9001. Kektoria
I'm so sick of living in the kek capital of Australia. Would love to live in Brisbane/Far north Queensland.
>>56572852
>love to live in Brisbane
Why?
>>56572899
Great weather.
Good beaches.
Mostly white.
Not many keks.
>>56572852
north qld reporting in had like 5 hippies counter our reclaim on sunday
>>56572851
you really are a moody cunt aren't you, your grandparents will hate you.
>>56572899
It's the whitest major city obviously
Brisbane is a pretty nice city to live in desu
Being a boring city and having no tourist attractions doesn't really matter If you're not a tourist
The only real criticisms about Brisbane is that It's road system is a european-tier entangled messy fucking nightmare, and the Public transport is expensive.
>>56572629
>>56572552
>>56572551
I was being sarcastic. I will never ever move back to melbournistan or Sydney
>>56572852
Brisbane is basically a hotter, beachless gold coast with too many people and way more muds.
It's one redeeming quality is it's only an hour away from the gold coast.
>>56572513
>i mean, if you live in melbourne or sydney you are already 50% of the way there.
no im not man its even more embarrassing and the chinese-australians like myself and the chinese who come here feom china are very different people
>buy a wifebeater, australia flag bordies and some thongs and move to Queensland
What do you mean by this? Also im from Sydney
>>56571803
A little.
If I ever go back to uni I'll pay for it myself.
>>56572851
no way man. haha vietnamese sounds much worse. you need LMF in your life m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-dgbqgczNk
>>56573068
My vietnamese friend at uni said she didn't enjoy her trip to sydney because it was basically like going to an asian city. What's the point?
Like I said, go back to your roots, and when you find out that china and hong kong are hazy, overpopulated nightmares with awful food and people, come back to australia and affirm your true blue aussie heritage
>>56572978
Yeah. It's the effects of an Australian upbringing. I have a sense of entitlement and im not ashamed of it
FUCK YEAH
>>56573147
What are you doing at america?
>>56573147
I'm told by my Chinese friends that you don't even have to know English to live in Sydney these days.
If youre not in a city its comfy as fuck
>>56558834
>post reasons why you wish you were Australian.
For all the qt3.14 deadly spiders.
>>56573255
went to the sema show, did a little work, home in a couple of weeks
back to my entirely white, happy, australian gold coast suburb where every shop and business is staffed by smiling happy white people.
>>56573044
Why the fuck would you chose to live in Seppo land if you're looking for a homogeneous white society, high quality of life and beaches?
>>56561479
Sir Robert Muldoon, Prime Minister of New Zealand from 1975-1984, once famously said that New Zealanders moving to Australia “raised the average IQ of both countries”.
kek stay salty aus fag
>>56573044
>>56573377
Never mind just saw your latest post
>>56573379
that cunts dead. no one gives a shit.
>>56573379
Back on your sheep 7th state
>>56573379
>once famously said
yet no one in australia has ever heard of him or his """""famous""""" speech
>>56573269
I live in a heavily chinese area and we get pamphlets and shit in our letterbox all the time that are just in chinese. When i walk around the streets of this neighborhood Id say its about 75% Chinese 15% curry and a handfull of whites
>>56558834
i like being australian because of free medicare
>>56573334
What suburb do you live in m8?
I live in bloody Mudgeeraba and there's still enrichment going on.
>>56573604
Which area? Give suburb pls
>>56559839
Are you stupid? 40 billion is nothing for a 1 trillion dollar economy. Btw we're actually in 300 billion debt, which is still jack shit.
>people who don't understand economics shouldn't say things about it
>>56573675
I'm about 15 mins from you. I occasionally go down and get mudgee thai.
The enrichment you see is students and tourists generally, although I saw a car load of curry niggers in nerang that looked like they were up from melbourne scoping out the joint.
>>56573604
many cute girls to spread my blonde hair blue eyed seed to?
>>56573751
Near Macquarie Uni
Australia!! Fuck yeah!
We're coming again to bash a motherfuckin lefty
Australia!! Fuck yeah!
Bogan is the only way yeah
Islamists your game is through
Cause now you have to answer to
Australia!! Fuck yeah!
Fuck off, we're full and check my knife out
Australia!! Fuck yeah!
Whatchu gonna do when we come for you now?
>>56573801
North sydney is lost, I used to live in chatswood in the 90s and even then it was starting
>>56573761
Yeah we're pretty lucky out this end of town. We have a few Asians, Indians and the Turkish lot who run the local kebab shop but it's all tolerable.
>Nerang
They're welcome to it tbqh, it's not like it can get much worse.
>>56573379
You can blame him when we invade
Far from future Eurostan, not US or Maplefag, western culture, too busy with not so friendly climate and fauna to ever consider SJW seriously, good moneys if skilled and I assume I am. Seriously considering within next 5 years on par with Kiwifags and Iceland.
Oi cunts, scored a fucking range ban from posting new threads.
>>56573938
the upside to nerang is i can duck out for a quick shop and not worry that im in the clothes i slept in or that my shorts elastic waist band is shot and keeps falling down
almost the same standards as being in the privacy of your own home
time for bed
>>56573761
>>56573675
Keebra park high school is fucking us over, they import hundreds of families every year for one teenage athlete and there's just truant moaris every fucking where
>>56573931
yeah pretty much anything between Chatswood and Carlingford is owned by China these days. I only moved here to be close to the uni, not even going to the uni any more but too lazy to deal with real estate agents and move somewhere better.
>>56574083
i had the displeasure of taking the train to brisbane at the same time that all the island niggers were leaving the coast for logan and beenleigh
rnb music on phone loudspeaker
ey bru
ey cuz
swinging on the bars
>>56573498
>>56573478
>>56573959
>>56573453
Kek Salt city bruh
Why do you forsake us little brother australia?
>>56574083
Yep, I used to catch the train between Robina and Helensvale for uni and those islander pricks are fucking everywhere.
Saw one getting basically strip searched in public by the coppers for fare evasion though, good laugh.
I personally think your piece of trash country did quite nicely for being a nation founded by the cockney trash and Northern blue collar criminal scum England wanted out of their fine nation. Fucking hell though, do something about those abbos, they are ugly sons of bitches and I hate seeing them. Just kidding but seriously, make them wear bags over their heads. Say what you want about Hobbitville (*New Zealand*) but at least Maoris don't look like bridge trolls straight outta Norwegian folklore Personally though I'd rather be a New Zealander any day because fuck all those poisonous animals and fuck all that damn blistering sun you all get and fuck those damn abbos that make me wanna puke every time I see one.New Zealand has really awesome landscapes and Flight of the Conchords is simply the best
No worries frenchy
>>56559926
Sheepshagger
>>56574787
kek
alternative colour scheme finland tried to do a funny. Good one ehoa
>>56574578
>>56574339
>>56574094
>>56574083
honestly mate and I'm not trying to take a bias stand point here, Australia just isn't as good as it use to be.
From an old friend,
Nz
>>56574985
Nah, I agree.
Ever since the Kevin 07/Julia Gillard shenanigans we've become a bunch of soft cunts and poofters, you're not wrong Frodo.
