What's with burger having bad rap as a country food? It's just bread, beef patty, cheese and some veggies.
I mean it's not like stuffing sheep's innards inside a stomach and call it "food".
>>56552396
Blame the fast food industry.
>>56552396
They're just jealous.
We have the best food, followed by mexico, then italy.
Asian food being the lowest tier of course
>>56552396
excess breeds jealously
People think it's America's only culinary contribution.
Because McDonalds is such a successful American corporation that people all around the world assume Americans are all fat and just eat burgers all day. Just to keep things honest here, I would eat Dicks/Red Robin/FiveGuys burgers all day if I wasn't poor. I think the real reason is they haven't tried one hahaha
>>56552531
>Asian food being the lowest tier of course
Asian is a continent. Don't mistake American "Chinese" food with the whole continent.
>>56552531
>Asian food being the lowest tier of course
Sounds like someone hasn't had a taste of British food.
>>56552673
I'm not, im talking about raw meats, sewer oil. fake eggs, dogs and cats, noodles that look like a bowl of maggots, a bowl of maggots.
You get the idea
Is Five Guys any good? We've got a couple opening near us, and I'm curious.
>>56552729
Yes, even in the US they have malt vinegar for the fries.
5 guys is breddy good m8
>>56552396
>>56552531
Have you ever had sushi mate?
Or real ramen?
>>56552729
I really like their customizable options for burgers but they are a tad overrated.
>>56552396
It's not, its just something widely found in US and less so in other places. So people make fun of it, because cultural differences are funny. Also it's not healthy and Americans are fat.
>>56552729
Better than McDonalds but it's over priced. I have one right near my work and I've only been their twice in about 4 years.
>>56552835
Fuck no, I'm not eating shit that hasn't been cooked.
Plus i'm a man, so eat like one, steak and potatoes.
None of that pussy shit noodles
>>56552396
What is Creole food?
What is American BBQ?
>>56552531
But Thai food is god tier. All other asian food then is shit.
>>56552804
>be me
>don't have insurance
>never got hospitalized all my life
>be my sister
>fully covered
>died from super rare cancer
Guess I have Jesus.
Comes with 'soda' bread has sugar, meat and fries contain transfat and other mysteries. If you make it yourself it's ok.
>>56552621
>europeans will never enjoy cornbread and sweet tea after a long day in the sun finishing up the barn near the tree line of the property that has been in the family for three generations
>europeans will never head into town on sunday for the town bbq ending the day 20 miles back out at home surrounded by countryside
>>56552893
Confimed troll, or you just bad taste. Fresh sushi with real wasabi is one of the best foods I can think of
>>56552766
I never used that stuff. Are you supposed the fries into it?
>>56552501
This to be honest.
Higher end burgers are perfectly fine.
>>56552972
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>>56552991
Meant to say dip the fries*
>>56552972
R A R E
>>56552835
I tried "authentic" ramen at a restaurant once. It tasted like shit, even compared to the store bought stuff.
>>56552967
>Guess I have Jesus
Fuck off, mate. You are Jesus. You cunt.
>>56552987
>real wasabi
Does that even grow in America?
>>56553041
At first I thought it was Finland.
>>56552972
>transfat
You still believe that bullshit? Guess what, plain old butter is "healthy" again.
>>56552804
>>56552886
You know why it is called 5 guys right?
>Cause it looks like 5 guys shit in your toilet
Seriously, tho that bacon cheeseburger, and the fucking fries...
Those motherfucking fries, take the cake from chik-fil-a
>>56553112
Real fat is not 'trans fat' and healthy.
>>56553061
It's just sad, mate. I'd switch places if I could. She got 2 kids.
>>56552870
Granted the fast food ones arent but burgers are fine in theory. Dont tell me 90% lean beef is not good. Maybe for you europoors that dont lift its not.
But I guess thats why these romanian girls called me "Protein" when I came to visit this past summer.
>>56553128
Who gives a shit. I saved it from a 4chan thread, faggot. Check the filename.
>>56552729
Good but overrated and overpriced.
>>56553186
Does ground beef contain trans fat in Faroe Islands?
>>56552986
>counter argument: muh old castles
>>56552987
Probably just not a faggot manlet
>>56553043
put it on the fries, it's hella good
>>56552729
lol you will never experience the Nirvana that is In n' Out
>>56552835
It's literally almost flavorless and the texture is disgusting. Its only saving grace are the dipping sauces (that's where all of the flavor comes from). Give me a break, weeb.
>>56552893
>I don't eat shit that isn't cooked
>plus I am a man
Son, you haven't lived life until you have eaten raw meat.
The best grub I have ever had was steak tartar made with Kobe beef.
Sashimi is the shit.
>>56553265
Your average joe doesn't own the castle though.
Your average rural american can own a dozen acres of land and do with as they wish for the most part.
And the cornbread. I mean, honestly. Cornbread is fucking amazing.
The poster child for American culture is Waffle House. Doesnt get any better
>>56552729
They're very good. They're worth what you pay. It's always fresh meat you're eating. And they don't do anything crazy to it. That's reassuring on it's own. Also the bacon is always crispy, which is important for a burger. Overall they're very good chuck burgers.
>>56553043
Try it sometime. Shit is delicious.
They have it at (bag o' grease) Long John Silvers.
I love it.
>>56552986
MUH CASTLES MUH CASTLES MUH CASTLES
>>56552531
No wonder why you guys are too fat
>>56552729
Overpriced as hell, I went once and have 0 desire to go back.
>>56553461
Dig the free sautéed toppings, and the fries are awesome.
>>56553247
Maybe some naturally occuring trans fat is in it but it's much much lower just never buy anything ready made you have to make everything from scratch to avoid it.
>>56552729
imho, above average burgers, which is good for a franchise restaurant
the fries are good and they give you free peanuts.
>>56552729
High tier burgers but don't expect God tier.
I just had Smashburger today for the first time. Was.....ok. Those smash fries were disgusting though.
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>>56552531
>this nigger has never tried panang curry
Get back to us about shitty asian food once you have.
>>56553522
sauteed mushrooms and onions basically make any burger. Probably says more about sauteed mushrooms and onions than what they're on.
There's a case to be made for raw onion though. Gives more of a crunch and zest.
>>56552938
yes f am, Thai food is the GOAT
>>56553309
yeah malt vinegar on fries is hella
>>56552729
Everyone who says it's overpriced is a butthurt poorfag. Their burgers are good as fuck and worth what you pay for. However they really try and Jew you with their unreasonable fries and fountain drink prices. $2.29 for a fucking 22oz soda? Get the duck out!
>>56553733
hella what? Finish the sentence.
>>56552624
>>56553663
>tfw only dicks I've eaten were the ones that belonged to my wife's boyfriends
>>56552729
It's overrated but it's better than the shit at McDonalds.
>>56553718
R A R E
>>56552396
What's with pasta its just noodles sauce and meat clumps.
What's with fish n chips its just fish fried in batter and chopped potatoes
What's with mushu pork its just chopped up dog and whale wiskers
What's with potatoes its just a pots toe
What's with goulash its just meat and vegetables cooked in a witches cauldron
What's with rice n beans its just rice n beans.
What with tacos its just meat tortillas and lettuce.
>not realizing America took all these foods and makes them better then their own countries
>>56553829
I guess burger threads summons rare flags
>>56552986
>Yuros will never know what it's like to jave grilled corn on the cob, sweet tea, bbq chicken and smoked pork on a Saturday while Bama spanks the shit out of Auburn
>They'll never know the post game bon fire feel put in the country as you burn hickory and oak and make s'mores
Fucking love being a redneck.
>>56552729
Overpriced and overrated.
>>56553750
>Their burgers are good as fuck and worth what you pay for
In-n-out runs circles around 5 guys both in taste and value.
>>56553901
Wow it's so wacky and zany of you how you keep alternating your proxy to fuck with the autism of flag faggots here.
>>56553965
I'm deployed to Qatar. Chill out kiddo.
>>56552396
They aren't.
They're so god damn good that McDonalds has one in just about every fucking country on the planet... and that's fucking McShit, not even a decent fast food burger like 5 guys, whataburger, or In N Out, let alone 'gourmet' (self-proclaimed) burger joints.
If you're ever in the PDX area try Killer Burger or Little Big Burger, you wont be disappointed. Burgerville is the classic, regional standard and they're pretty tasty, too.
I love foods from all across the globe but there's nothing that hits the spot like a tasty burger. It just reminds me of home.
When I was in the US I tried five guys. Best burger I've ever had to this day, there could be better out there but fuck me it was good.
>>56554057
What proxy will you use next? Bro you should totally do Israel and cosplay as a fake Jew that would be so wacky and zany and randumb bro!!!
>>56554057
lā ʾilāha ʾillā-llāh, muḥammadur rasūlu-llāh
>lā ʾilāha ʾillā-llāh, muḥammadur rasūlu-llāh
lā ʾilāha ʾillā-llāh, muḥammadur rasūlu-llāh
>lā ʾilāha ʾillā-llāh, muḥammadur rasūlu-llāh
>>56554123
>Best burger I've ever had to this day
That's very sad, man. You must be a very burger deficient nation...
>>56552893
eating raw meat is the manliest thing you can do
>>56554199
Nah I just thought it tasted awesome. Any recommendations for when I go back?
>>56554199
nah man, 5 guys is top notch. And I've tried the other burger joints but in my opinion, they just aren't as good.
>>56554300
Depends. If you are on westcoast go to in and out.
>>56552531
>followed by mexico
Americans really are stupid
In-N-Out has the best fucking burgers of any fast-food chain in the US. Grilled onions are the shit.
>>56552396
Also burgers originated from Germans which made up most of the "white people" in the US. Hamburgers are extension of European food.
>>56552721
I thought most Americans had tried Apple Pie or Christmas Pudding. Are those, sticky toffee pudding, treacle tart, or bread and butter pudding not liked over in the US?
>>56554300
Well, I live in rural Indiana and the best burger I ever ate (besides ones can I fix myself) is from a local joint called "Beef Boys." They use meat from a local butcher, so it really doesn't get any fresher.
I'm assuming there are great local burgers like that everywhere--especially in larger cities. Admittedly, I don't get out much.
>>56553939
This to be quite honest family
>protip: order your favorite five guys burger "animal style"
>>56554300
Since the craft beer scene got big America has a wave of artisan burger bars opening the past few years that make great shit. I had a kobe beef burger with prosciutto and quail egg at a place near me
>>56552396
I personally think the burger is the epitome of human inventions
>>56553507
Yeah but our mouths are in ducking heaven. Every European or like Australian/New Zealander that comes here can't stop raving about how good all of our food is..even the pancakes!!!! The ones who don't like American food are as follows: South Americans, Indians, Asians and middle easterners
lā ʾilāha ʾillā-llāh, muḥammadur rasūlu-llāh
I feel for you poor bastards who don't live in NJ and thus can't experience the glory that is The Committed Pig. How does it feel to know that you will never be able to enjoy a burger with porkroll, bacon, and fried pickles on it?
>>56553553
>not knowing fat can turn to testosterone
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>>56554300
Do you Europeans have any idea how large out fucking country is? You can't ask such a genetic question and expect specific results. Every city in every state of this country has one specific, amazing LOCAL ONLY burger joint...u have I specify where you're going. If you don't; we are just gonna tell you the generic shit tier chain restaurants like 5 guys and in n' out/mcdonalds
>>56554516
>ducking
>>56553663
eat dicks, eat good
>>56554765
I have relatives who visit me in NYC and they are like, we only have 4 days in America will we have time to drive to Miami and Los Angeles? They think that shit is like 2 hours away.
>>56553856
What's with the false equivocations it's just one thing and another completely unrelated thing
>>56553198
Fuck dude I just wanted to shitpost about burgers. Jesus man I hope the kids are alright.
>>56552972
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>>56553901
Next week is the iron bowl. rtr.
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>>56554420
EUIDF pls go, Burgers are as American as apple pie
>>56555135
>>56554919
Seriously? Wtf...
Why do Europeans think that? like be distance from LA to Miami is the same as England to Greece. Is the culture and food the same in England as Greece? No..so why should Miami and LA be grouped as the same?
Come on eurotards, look at a map
>>56555051
>living in New Jersey
You could give me the best burgers for free for life I still would not set foot in that shithole of a state.
>>56554422
If anything people should shit on it's turkey. Doesn't have taste so they put lots of shit on it to make it decent.
>>56552729
Five Guys is largely considered the best burger chain in the US. It doesn't beat the high end places that sell gourmet burgers, but it's definitely a high quality burger.
I don't know if they do it different in the UK, but in the US when you order fries they will also fill part of your bag with fries. It's like what they're known for.
>>56554919
That's actually kinda cute.
>>56554765
Fuck bro relax if you looked at a map you would know Australia isn't in Europe man. I'm well aware of how big your country is and I've been to different states around the US. Just asking to see if there's some cool shit I hadn't heard of. I JUST WANTED TO ASK A CHILL ASS QUESTION ON A CHILL ASS SUNNY DAY IN SYDNEY.
>>56555191
honestly senpai, the only bad things about jersey is the high property taxes and the relatively strict gun laws. Well and all the new yorkers who shit up our beaches in the summer akin to summerfags here
>people have different tastes in food
>subjective
This is no different than arguing about music type. Come on pol, you're better than that
>>56552396
That looks so fucking good. Man I want some "Five Guys"
>>56552729
just went to one a while ago for the first time, pretty fucking top tier.
It is the quintessential American food
Anyone can make it.
You can put whatever you want on it.
You can eat it with your hands.
And if you're not careful, it will fucking kill you.
Come on /pol/ look at this menu. you know you want to come to jersey for it
>>56552396
That's called haggis my friend. A Scottish delicacy.
>>56552396
they get a bad rep because foreign people associate it with shit franchises, burgers are delicious don't let eurofags tell you otherwise
>>56555510
>you want to come to jersey
You are fucking wrong.
meditarian food is the best tBh
pic related is a mix meat platter found in the balkans area of eastern europe, no joke I ate food like this weekly while exercising I lost 30 pounds during the summer, I miss it so much SO GOOD
>>56552729
Amazing but a single full meal has about enough calories for a whole day if you're not giant or a fatass
>>56555573
what you got against jersey friend, give me a legitimate reason that you didnt get from watching tv
>>56555573
come jersey u faggot
>>56555626
It's a shit hole.
It smells.
The people are shit.
Trenton, Newark and AC are nigger hellholes on earth.
You can't pump your own gas.
The New Jersey Turnpike.
Tons of gas refineries means you will die from air poisoning.
Whole state is boring.
New Jersey shit tourists come here to NYC when the weather is ice and shit all over our city.
I'm about to hit the word limit shit but you get the idea.
>>56553499
We can't all live in a nation where it's cheaper to buy a plane ticket to get a burger from New York than it is to import a burger.
>>56554422
We don't actually eat Christmas pudding over here, but it looks good.
We eat a lot of the same foods but most Americans don't realize meals like beef pot pie is the same as Yorkshire pie because we're sheltered.
British food being godawful is a meme perpetuated by people who don't get out much.
>>56555751
>proxy fag is back
I told you to go from Qatar to Israeli Jew you dumb fuck.
>>56553323
As somebody that went to california and had in-n-out it is inferior to both 5 guys and shake shack.
>>56555798
honestly the only things on there that are true are the nigger hellholes. And why would you want to pump your own gas when you can get a poo in loo to do it for you
If South Park taught me anything, it's that I probably don't want to go to jersey.
>>56552766
>YFW your best friend carries a bottle of malt vinegar in his truck to eat fast food with when we get some
>>56555599
>shit processed french fries
opinion discarded
>>56552986
>amerifats will never know the joy of a meat pie for breakfast in mid afternoon after a night on the piss with your mates
>>56555968
>actually thinking thats how jersey is and not just faggots from ny coming down to enjoy our superior beaches
>>56555959
I feel like a bitch in New Jersey when I can't pump my own gas.
>>56556013
I pulled up a image from google real quick, the fries I'd eat were the real deal though fresh cut potatoes etc
Carne asada fries are the National food of SoCal.
>YFW you will never have SoCal carne asada fries
>>56556053
What superior beaches are you talking about you delusional faggot? Long Island has decent beaches Jersey waters are filled with decomposing corpses dumped in from the mob.
>>56556105
aight thats on you mane, but when its pouring out or below freezing then you can have fun getting out to pump your gas while I'm sitting comfortably in my truck.
>>56553493
Read it as WHITE CASTLES WHITE CASTLES WHITE CASTLES
Ill be back yall, gonna go get some WHITE CASTLES
>>56554138
The fuck is wrong with this guy?
>>56552396
>Five Guys
Literally one of the worst burgers I've ever had. Overpriced slop with no taste and the only people I ever see working at one are guys who look like they just got out of prison.
For the same price I've got a local hamburger place that makes really awesome burgers/fries and shakes.
>>56554300
If for whatever reason you find yourself in Atlanta, Georgia go to Vortex and get the triple bypass burger. That burger is the reason everyone makes fun of burgerclaps.
>>56556315
>one of these threads where autistic spam RARE FLAG
>rare flag single posts keep showing up just to get a rise
>nah bro a proxy that's crazy talk
But it's obvious that's it's you on the proxy. I hope they make rare flag spam bannable to deter shitheads like you.
>>56552531
I get fed by Filipino people at work all the time- that shit is tasty. Super friendly as well
>>56556413
You're a strange little man.
>>56556186
>new jersey beaches are literally some of the cleanest beaches in the union. Just stay away from ocean county ironically
>confirmed for never having been to jersey
>>56556174
these portions are insane
>>56556413
top lollipops why are you so triggered. Old Jersey is real you know
>>56553323
>In n' Out
overrated :-)
>>56552729
>ask burgers for their burger opinions
>6,000,000 replies
They're good enough that people memed it into being overrated. Greasy and expensive, but delicious. The customizations (their menu is just like 2 types of burgers and a million different toppings) and free peanuts set them apart. They give you a disgusting amount of fries, which are also good but not top-tier.
Seriously, the large fries are gigantic. Order one and you'll see why the Irish hate you because for a tenner or two you could have prevented millions of deaths, you perfidious anglo bastard.
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>>56555164
Fuck these look good. Would be great after a workout.
But the other anon is right, New York Junior is just a shit hole.
>>56552729
Every once in a while I'll think "hey, I want a burger but not a burger king burger. i'll go to five guys" and every time I go I'm disappointed. Like others have said, it's overpriced and relatively bland. And I HATE that they blast dad rock through their speakers constantly. The only cool thing about Five Guys is that you can get free peanuts
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>>56556520
fuck off cancerous faggot.
>>56552531
Living in Philly, I haven't eaten a Philly cheese steak in years because they're just boring
>>56553901
my man
>>56554516
Ribs are good, and the burgers are decent. But otherwise, American food in general is terrible unless you spend megabucks and are prepared to go to a place where the servers have more pretension than skill.
Of course, the US is huge and ymmv, but come on dude.
And the best burger I have had in recent memory was actually in geneva.
>>56555135
Stop it anon, I haven't been back to NJ in awhile, and I never want to.
Fuck that looks good.
But guys
Processed meats and red meat cause cancer, dontcha know?
Its bad for you, and therefore must be banned for your safety and for the sake of the children.
>>56552986
Oh fug, I just realized I'm out of sweet tea.
>>56552396
Tendies are superior.
I'm an ethnic Greek and I like burgers.
Burger cooked well with decent beef is nice. Also with good cheese and onions.
The people who hate it are the same people who think fried Chinese crap is the pinnacle of cuisine.
>>56553803
>sweden using a us proxy
get the fuck outta here
>>56554504
how much did it cost for your pretentious burger? I mean, besides your dignity?
>quail eggs
seriously when did we start jumping literally EVERY shark?
