Ask an Amerifat eating a salad anything.
>>56550892
That's the most piss poor salad I have ever seen in my life
>>56550977
I just want the nutrients, Nigel. No need to be an asshole.
>>56550892
nice proxy austraila
>>56550892
Why are you eating a salad?
>>56550977
/fit/ will help you fix that salad bro
>>56551133
Because it's healthy.
>>56551064
Homegrown American, friend.
>>56550892
you fucking disgust me, why not just boil a fucking bald eagle egg while you're at it traitor.
>>56550892
w-where's the burger?
>>56550892
Merifat here too, I just ate a salad for supper as well. I actually haven't had a burger in almost two months and I'm craving one something fierce
Ranch dressing? C'mon family.
>>56551063
You have some fucking leaves and some broccoli on a plate with some fucking pork lardons and some shitty sauce slapped over it. Just how many nutrients do you think you're getting?
Why is there bacon in your salad
You're a disgrace.
>>56551243
Just a dab.
>>56551268
It's ham.
>>56550892
I don't mind veggies. Spinach and Broccoli can't make up for my wild venison and pork but I like them anyway.
>>56550892
Salad is the non-meat stuff they put on the burger right?
>>56550892
Why you eating leaves? You some kinda faggot or something?
>>56551195
This desu, famiry
>>56550892
Real men eat salad
>steak
>eggs
>salad (not like OP's amerifat "salad" with actual veggies
>bowl of fruit
There, the perfect alpha dinner
Are you dare to eat a salad in public or are you only doing it behind closed doors to avoid judgement ?
Cottage cheese, bitches. Also pretty sure my waitress is a lesbian.
That from a salad bar bro? The plate gives it away.
That means you're at a buffet.
That means you're trying to trick yourself with the salad starter so it "won't be unhealthy" when you eat five plates of chicken nuggets and pizza followed by soft serve ice cream with gummy bears in it. When you think back on your meal, you'll remember the salad and go, "I didn't do so bad at Golden Corral the other night. I deserve some Burger King."
>>56551063
>what is red meat
capcha: American
>>56551268
uh, I think the question why is there salad in his bacon.
>>56550892
For breakfast I usually have two/three eggs with bacon or chorizo and halt a litre of either milk smooth (no sugar) or water with half a lemon squeezed in. (After working out, that is)
Lunch is either a kebab, sushi or a burger.
For dinner I have some meat or pasta.
I might drink an energy drink during the day and ~2 litres of water.
>>56551712
>smooth milk
Do you fatasesses really put sugar in your milk? And you put it in so often you made up a term for regular milk?
>>56550892
It's funny. I get regular exercise in NYC by literally doing 2 hours of stair climbing in a mid-rise structure. There is literally no one else using the stairs. I am completely alone in among the most densely populated areas of the world because I use the stairs.
>>56550892
I hate little cubes of meat like that. Absolutely disgusting. It's just not right. Don't cube your meat!
>>56550892
Why add dressing? That's just extra calories. Salad tastes just fine without it.
>>56550892
diabetes bro?
>>56552024
Not diner salad.
>>56550892
I pack a salad for lunch every day. The trick is to boil a few eggs and grill a few chicken breasts once a week. Your salad becomes a meal if you toss a hard boiled egg and a few ounces of grilled chicken atop it. Mix in lettuce, spinach, greens etc. with whatever veggies are your favorite and you have a low calorie, low fat meal that will fill you up.
>>56552070
>Eating week old soggy smelly meat
I don't understand how people do this, tupperwared food literally smells like a fart after two days
>>56551977
I imagine he didn't cube them himself
Processed hormone-filled sugar-added Ham.
Are you eating iceberg lettuce?
>>56551843
No, I add frozen berries or mango.
No sugar.
Gee, fucking Americans always thinking about sugar...
>>56552043
Cause your taste buds are too used to sugar rich foods.
All salads are perfectly fine without dressing
>>56552555
No they're not. They need acidity, oil and salt.
>>56552216
I make chicken on Sunday night, it's fine for 3-4 days. I don't know what you're doing to your meat that it's smelly after two days, though you may just be undercooking it.
>>56550892
Who jizzed on your salad anon.
>>56551473
kek
I had a salad.
It was in a bread bowl with extra tomato and cheese, topped with salami.
Okay it was a pizza.
>>56550892
>cumming in your salad
Fucking inbred southerners, I swear
>>56550892
Did you actually make a healthy balanced salad, or just drown some lettuce in dressing?
>>56550892
Why would you do that to yourself?
>>56550892
Is that cubed ham you fat fuck
>>56551457
looks like boogers and cum, is that the yelper special?
How are you doing this fine morning?
>>56550892
How does grazing feel like?
>>56550892
Did you run out of beef for hamburgers?
why does that "ranch" dressing look so much like semen
why fucking broccoli
why is your dishwasher so shit
>>56550892
Are you at Malia's?
>>56550892
how many times did you vomit?
