>Russia's President Vladmir Putin decides to visit the President of the Balkans in secret to propose an ambitious new plan.
>Putin: "And as you can see Mr. Balkan President, I come to you with a plan to invade Turkey, specifically Constantinople, and I hope you will rally the Balkans to aid me in my cause. The Balkans can expect little reward, besides the obvious carte-blanche raping and pillage, I can only offer you the cold serving of revenge to help take Constantinople away from Turkey and secure it in Russian hands.
>"Will there be Rakia?" asked Ratko Mladić, President of the Balkans
>"What is Rakia?" asked Putin
>"Brother..." replied Mladić
>Putin disappears for three days to the great alarm of Russia's secret police
>He was later found near comatose and extremely dehydrated resting in a wheelbarrow parked in front of the Kremlin's doorstep.
>After rest and recuperation Putin begins a brutal and repressive five-year plan to maximize the plum growing output of Russia
>Plans for reclaiming Constantinople are put on hold
>>56547699
>implying we won't win over the Balkans with Rakia alliances
>>56547699
>Mr. Balkan President
>>56547936
>implying that based Lawrence of Arabia didn't single handedly destroy the ottoman empire
>>56547936
If there is one thing in common in the Balkans its their hatred for Turks and muslims in general
cant blame them
>>56548108
Nah, he accelerated it although the majority of the British subversive work was done before him
>>56548422
Nothing that can't be solved over a Rakia table
>>56547699
Putin is not Jeltsin
THIS IS A BALKAN SHITPOSTING THREAD NOW
ALL NONE BALKANLARS LEAVE
>>56547699
>president of the balkans
kek
Nesto mi mirise na predstojece govnopostovanje
shitposting thread?
SIDF GET IN HERE
>>56547699
PLEASE EVACUATE ALL NON BALKANS.
>Beogradski klubovi
>>56550405
>>56550405
>бeoгpaднoћy.цoм
нaјбoљи ликoви икaдa
>>56550405
braaaate sta je sa ovom u pozadini bog je jebo neprirodnu
>>56550480
zasto se ova ciganka trudi da bude bela?
>>56550405
What is that creature in behind
>inb4 ur mum
Also pls post Serb qts, rare Ana Ivanovic pics much appreciated
SHITPOST ON KURVAT THREAD NOW
>>56546531
Ovo sada nije samo govnopostovanje, vec i savrsen dokaz da zapad polako napada nasu omladinu
Postajemo Svedska
>>56550555
>nikada nisi cuo za Stoju i njenu pesmu
>>56547699
>the President of the Balkans
>>56550726
>shitpostovanje u 3 razlicita threada
kek
>>56550920
Zasad sam iz onog kosvar albanias threada koj je crko napravio 3 ekpedicje
>>56545933
>>56546531
>>56551084
pa da, shitpostujem upravo u njima
>>56550493
Sta ces ti koji kurac u Indoneziju bratee
What nationality would the esteemed and revered President of the Balkans be?
>>56551545
Albanian ofcourse
Strongest Minds and Best Leaders
>>56551420
Otac mu je radio u avio kompaniji i preselio se u Indoneziju jer jeftine kuje i dobar zivot
Ne, ne salim se
