Why is Croatia never discussed on /pol/?
>Croats (90.42%), while minority groups include Serbs (4.36%
There is only 1000 muslims living there.
>>56546531
Why we should?
Anytime a thread about any balkan country comes up, it gets flooded w/ Serbs claiming it's their land & talking shit about it
>>56546531
It gets talked about every fucking day. Any time someone mentions Serbia, Croatia or Bosnia non white Slavs flood the thread to whine about a war that happened 20 years ago. That shit should be bannable at this point.
>>56547401
True enough
Every place that holds a grave of a Serb is Serbia, or so they say.
What do you want to know?
Yes, it's white here. And peaceful. Sans politicians and their bullshit nothing really goes on. No random violence, no "no go zones" and stuff like in the West.
pic is my town
>>56547788
I was there last week and the scenery was stunning. It feels like a hidden gem no one talks about.
>>56547788
>What do you want to know?
Why is your birthrate so low?
What do you think of Serbs and Bosniaks?
>>56547788
is that Pula?
>>56547788
Holy shit son, you from Zadar
I studied there.
Best time I had was when we went to drink with random western students who had some hard time coping with the lax attitude...
>>56548218
last time I was in Zadar I was almost black out drunk navigating the "grad" and couldn't get my ass to the bridge to get the fuck out because I was so drunk and lost. I fell asleep next to that musical water shit for an hour then got my shit together.
Thank you for making this thread!
>no mudslimes
>no sjws
>no liberals
>no trannies and homos
>still take pride in traditional values
Truly a great place, especially if you have money.
>>56546531
fucking love Croatia
ZA DOM - SPREMNI!
>>56548434
Quite regular experience, at least for me, still did usually managed to find better sleeping arrangements
I've always wanted to move there. Best country in the Balkans tbqh.
>>56548525
You have lots of gypsies though and if you are an outsider the locals really don't do a good job of making you feel welcome. Xenophobia is strong in Croatia so if you are not white or not white enough you will get shit on.
>>56548584
Thank you Australia, we love you as well, a lot of Croats live in Australia!
>>56548525
This so much this.
Spent the summer there. Incredible land, incredible people. Women are 9-10/10 every time.
Croatian men are 6'2 never manlets.
Athletes that come from Croatia match or excel in sports that blacks typically dominate other whites in.
My grandfather is from there, if I wasn't such a poorfag I'd visit that beautiful place instantly.
>>56548796
>Xenophobia is strong in Croatia so if you are not white or not white enough you will get shit on.
Good they should be or they risk become another sweden.
>>56548914
Makes sense Croatians were slaves for Napoleon because they were physically strong not really mental.
>>56548796
>Xenophobia is strong in Croatia so if you are not white or not white enough you will get shit on.
What's wrong with that?
Just like the Japanese, we value our culture. We are nice hosts, that's why our tourism expands every year.
>You have lots of gypsies
What does "lots of" equal to? Why are you spotuing shit for no apparent reason? Gypsies make up for 0.4% of the population, that's nothing. https://hr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanovni%C5%A1tvo_Hrvatske
>>56548960
God there are other places to visit besides Kings Landing and Split. Also Rovinj is 10000 X prettier than Dubrovnik. When you walk through it makes you feel like you went back in time hundreds of years ago.
>>56549173
I'm just fucking with you Sime i'm Croatian too.
>>56548976
Don't worry, that won't happen, people are conservative here, I used to hate it, but as time passes by I'm realizing it's great.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croatian_constitutional_referendum,_2013
>>56549300
You know what I find funny is the sheer amount of Croatians that get attracted to /pol/. All my Croatian relatives are super right wing it's the only conservative people I have in my life. That said I do ave 1 or 2 girl cousins in Croatia who are hardcore liberals, one is even a vegetarian. She asked me why I am not voting for Bernie Sanders I was speechless.
>>56547604
>>56547401
All Serbs on this board are deluded morons. Even the Albanians, who post here are better than them.
>>56549173
>>56548796
It's not even xenophobia, Dalmatians are notoriously shitty hosts. I've experienced a much better service in Austria, Slovenia, even in Bosnia and Macedonia. I'm pretty sure Americans would be annoyed by it since they're even more welcoming to foreigners and tourists (or so I've heard, maybe it's because they want bigger tips).
>want to visit croatia because it's a bike ride away
>maybe even stay a while
>mfw can't because they'll probably shank me for being a serb
Fuck Balkan. You're all bitter cunts to each others. At least Monteniggers are chill and mostly neutral.
>>56549835
How come when I visit my family in Croatia and they set the table they put coca cola on the table as if that is some high end special occasion drink they are trying to impress me with?
>>56546531
Country based on genocide, genocide on white people.
http://www.jasenovac.org/whatwasjasenovac.php
Also, knowing that Croats are mostly Serbs who converted to Catholicism, their crimes against Serbs look more bizzare, pathological many would say.
>>56549882
At least Monteniggers actually apologized for bombing Dubrovnik. I should shank you in the balls.
>>56547604
But that's true tho.
>>56550141
here we go
>>56549717
Please, no need for insults, this is a pretty good thread and the last thing I want is "Greater Serbia" derailing
>>56549835
I never had any problems, but I really don't know how they act to foreigners, that might be true.
>>56549671
Well, a lot of people share the same views as /pol/, maybe not that radical, but essentially they agree.
Your cousins are probably the product of recent westernization happening here, they probably have tumblr and think they're unique, those are the newer generations, but still not the majority.
>>56549717
Yea ALL Serbs are deluded morons...
>>56549717
This is high tier bait
>>56550156
Ante sta je nemas muda pesnicama pa moras do bockas sta si ti ciganstura?
>>56550141
Actually, blockhead, Serbs = Orthodox Croats, Bosnians = Muslim Croats, Slovenians = Mountain Croats.
Get your shit right Bojan
Was a nice thread, too bad, bye
>>56550156
Neka Toni ne svađaj se.
Serbs genociding this thread like they genocided Bosnians.
Because Jugoslavia is a shit tier hellhole that should be nuked.
>>56550399
>croats
>nation
Not even today.
>>56550485
http://www.jasenovac.org/whatwasjasenovac.php
Serbs never commited genocides, that's a croatian speciality.
>>56550586
>he's too dumb to get my point
>>56550141
Actually the Croats were the original people of the land. Croats that became Orthodox became Serbs, not the other way around.
>>56550485
Implying here is anything bad with killing muslims.
>>56546531
I love you Croatia, when do you come back to Austria?
>>56550004
Because we don't drink coca cola when thirsty or after meals. Sweet drinks are treats, usually served when there is a celebration. Coca cola is often mixed with wine. Also when someone visits and doesn't drink alcohol, you gotta serve them something other than water.
Croats are fucken assholes.
Treat me all nice at first (cus they think I'm Italian or something), but as soon as the find out I have Serbian heritage they immediately go cold towards me and pretend as much as possible not to know me.
Fuck those assholes---I was nothing but nice.
>>56550714
>Coca cola is often mixed with wine.
>Drinking bambus unironically
Are you a woman?
Kako je toplo videti da se dijaspora ovako lepo okopi imamo ovog u Australiji ovu dvojcu iz Amerike stvarno je lepo videti koliko nas ima u inostranstvu.
>>56550734
It's the same with Serbs. The moment they learn I have Croat heritage they turn into pricks. I lost all patience for that.
>>56549717
>albanian detected
sorry to disappoint you guys, but this is now a SIDF shitpost thread
neka sranje zapocne
>>56550714
coca cola + cab sav = thug's passion
I think Croatia is amazing. I'd definitely love to go there one day.
Pozdrav moja pokatolicena braco! Kakav je osecaj znati da ce izbeglice polako izbeci u vase stanove?
Shipshanone Bishalla Merhbra moja braco albanci
,pozdrav is severne albanije(kosova)
>>56546531
Because it is an irrelevant buffer state (not even a country)
>croats 90.42%
Yes, because they ethnically cleansed Serbs, stole their land & language. Also, they are genocide deniers, pathetic nazi-wannabes, arselickers and famous for made up historical facts.
>>56550797
>diaspora
Can you stop calling us Jews? Thanks.
>>56550777
Nigger I just said what people do, I myself prefer beer or gemišt
>>56548525
>no sjws
>no liberals
>no trannies and homos
literally liberalshits and sjws of balkans
after slovenia gayest nation on balkans
>traditional values
>tradition
absolute madman here
Jazz ba jazz ba
>>56550944
Pa kako drugacije da te zovem?
>>56546531
Hello newfriend, welcome to /pol/. Croatia and Serbia are both based and are discussed quite frequently on here.
I suggest you lurk moar before making threads, as to avoid shitting up the board with stuff like this.
Thank you and I hope you enjoy 4chan, the most multicultural and tolerant place on the internet :^), as much as we do.
Everytime theres a discussion between croats serbs and bosnians its turns in a shitshow
meanwhile in western countries are best friends drink and dine togheter and beat up arabs and yelling "YUGOS YUGOS YUGOS"
>>56550930
>he fell for the orthodox meme
>Croatia aka Catholic Serbia
>>56551039
I dunno man Croatian-American I guess is fine.
>>56547575
Nah man,today croats and serbs have unified under the GOVNOPOSTOVANJE Brigade of Shitposting
Hırvat's are based to be honest and I like the country so much.
kappa123
>>56551082
This desu
>>56546531
Because who cares about stableboy nation.
>>56550903
Nije lose, imamo 250 000 000 slobodnih mjesta jos od 1995
>>56550485
You will thank us, one day.
>>56551190
Move on to another thread Turkoglou, you are not welcome
>>56550903
>Kakav je osecaj znati da ce izbeglice polako izbeci u vase stanove?
Pa i vi ih primate masu. U isti ste koš.
>Croatia
Funny way to spell Serbia.
>Kroats
Catholic Serbs AKA German arse lickers.
>>56550845
What are you talkin about? We were playing cards (us students) and it came up that I'm serbian and he's croatian--followed by someone going "ooOOOOoooo" cus they are wise to the balkan shenanagins.
I said "whatever problems there are in the old world, stay in the old world, this is the new world--it's all slavic to me now".
So I thought we were cool, and I bump into him at the gym and say "heyy! caco se bre" and he just sorta goes "yea hehe" under his breath and just walks away like I'm a piece of shit.
FUCK that guy.
>>56547575
Please, Albanian muslims are whiter than you
>>56551297
Nadam se da ne mislis da si ista osim Srbina Camugogorcu
>>56551259
dank maymays
Am I part of SIDF now? I'm going to be 5th collumn, noice
>>56551121
Sve mi je jasno burazengijo, nego kazi mi kako je u US of A uskoro se selim u Chicago. Slobodno mi odgovori na nasem Srpsko-hrvatsko-bosanso-sandzacko-vojvodjansko-crnogorskim jezikom.
>>56551294
>vi
>Crnogorac
>nije Srbin
kako je Milo srpski spartance?
>>56551186
>GOVNOPOSTOVANJE
top kek
>>56546531
great country, once i met a croatian dude, bro-tier, white, hate islam. Cool country with a solid 8/10
>>56551338
I'm Russian you idiot.
>>56551304
Ok and I ate dinner with a bunch of friends and then a girl brought her BF and she said "Anon he has a funny ic last name like you do" and the guy was like where are you from and I said America but I knew what he really asked and said Croatia and he said he was a FOB Serb from Belgrade. The rest of the night he was cold to me and kept bringing up the war making me defend Croatia which I didn't want to and he left without paying his bill.
Both sides are dicks about this dude believe me. My best friends family is from Serbia and my other good friend is a Romanian gypsy so we fight the stereotype as much as we can.
>>56551271
yeah w/e dude
>>56546531
>Croats (90.42%), while minority groups include Serbs (4.36%
So basically what you're saying is that it is 96,7% non-white?
>>56551259
>250 000 000
XD
>>56551377
I understand Serbo-Croatian but unfortunately I can't type it. I have been to Chicago once it is a shit hole good luck with that. You really should be moving to NYC that is where most Croatians and Serbs go and is the most friendly.
Kakva je ovo okrutna sala 90% Hrvati LOL ovdje ima toliko bosanaca i hercegovaca da mi se povraca cilu drzavu su nam prokleti kozojebi sjebali i sad mi tu po jebenim forumima velicaju ustase ma mrs u picku materinu vas prve je trebalo pobiti
>>56551480
Izvini bratuski replied to the wrong poster
>>56551389
Mislim na drzavu jebem li te u usta. Obećali ste da nećete stavljat nikakve zice i zidove i da ćete pomoć ovim kebabima.
>>56551635
HAHAHAHAHA
>>56551552
oh, hello albanian shitposter, from previous 2 threads, welcome!
Curva!
>>56551635
pa cekaj, zar nije Pavelic velicao te "bosnjake" ili kako ste ih vi zvali: Hrvatsko Cvece?
>>56551696
>Obećali ste
>Vucic je ceo srpski narod
>>56551503
Well...fuck.
I knew a Croatian girl from Bosnia who was really into me and I was kinda into her but I kinda pushed her away cus I hate catholicism and I didn't want to deal with the inevitable drama with her family+friends.
Also, she might have been trying to use me to make an ex boyfriend jealous or something, cus she was really....insistent.
She was pretty though.
Fuck you Croatia, why can't you just be Orthodox, it would literally fix everything between us.
who here is in all 3 shitpost threads in the same time
>>56551636
It's ok bratan. Serbs are bros. We slavs should stick together.
>>56551774
*Kurva
>>56551259
Ovo je sigurno kako zidovi se osecaju kad idu na /pol/.
Sad znam.
>>56551520
>>>>/b/
gtfo
>>56551783
Pavelic i svi ljudi koji ga velicaju su ljudska smeca koji su sve samo ne hrvati oni su vise stete nanjeli Hrvatskoj nego svi srbi na svijetu
Nabijem vas sve odreda, pozzz
>>56551619
Well i already have job offer in Chicago plus as you probably know there is a giant Serbian community there. I've been to NYC as a tourist and i didn't like it hopefully Chicago will be better for me.
>>56551799
How about you shit heads recognize the Vatican first?
>>56551799
>falling for the orthodox meme
>>56551811
jedan je vec mrtav, jos 2 threada zive.
>>56551817
Our prime minister is a westernkek, none of the people here give two fucks about him though, so whatever the media might say against you guys the people are always with Russia
>>56551822
*Kurwa
>>56551938
mislis na russian president thread
>>56551915
Crime wise Chicago is bad. If you can get past that you'll be fine. I guess if you are among other Serbs it will be fine.
>>56551848
>zidovi
>osecanja
izaberi
>>56551811
ja sam
Lots of Croatian relies in Sydney and the Gold Coast, I can't wait to end my Euro trip in Croatia.
Croats and Aussies get along so well here, with their rough slavic sporting and drinking culture.
I really want to learn to speak fluently before I go.
>>56552065
>/b/ memes
>>56552069
croats and drinking culture. similar to japs probably.
>>56552016
Yeah i did some research regarding that, i was worried at first but then i realized all niggers live in one area of the city and that the most amount of crime is committed there the rest seems fine :). I'm thinking about booking a apartment in a rich neighborhood next to the lake, so i doubt i will have to worry about them.
>>56551930
Wtf, you can have your own nationalized church if you go Orthodox--think about it, no money goes to Rome or the Pope who gives no fuck about you.
Come on! Just fucken do it you faggot, be independent for once!
>>56552188
I'm not believing in false idols and going to hell, sorry.
>>56552234
The brainwashing is complete with you.
>>56549882
>>56552388
Spot on nigga. You forgot to mention how you always need to keep a chair near your bed to rest after sleeping though.
>>56552388
AHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAH
>>56551817
Get lost Czech Republic
>>56546531
Because they are pussies. They run like bitches when their opponents shoot back.
>>56550315
Serbs have always been the easiest to bait. They're the salmon of /pol/
>>56552026
kek
>>56551480
Why are you in the Philippines of all places?
>>56552388
Funniest shit I've seen on /pol/ in a while. 10/10
>>56552818
Heт )))))
>>56553106
I'm only here for a few days for business. Next week I go back to Singapore for work.
>>56553383
>surrounded by filipinos
>now singapore
Seafarer?
>>56546531
Because their flag is fucking retarded. Nobody gives a fuck about countries with old fashioned, ill-designed, over-complicated flags.
>>56553495
>SHITTING ON A FLAG WITH A GOAT ON IT
>>56548998
Napoleon said a few nice words about the Croats
>>56553383
>Next week I go back to Singapore for work.
I was there like 2 years ago and I saw a number of Russkies there.
>>56553489
No I work in insurance. Only go here to for seminar or to check on Philippines office.
>>56550004
Hahaha this is so true, my family is doing this all the time
>>56553599
>Kebab removal
>Hapsburg removal
Of course Napoleon loved the Croats.
The only porblems I have with my country are:
- westernisation and degeneracy
- corrupt politics, nepotism and selective socialism (former politiicians and former veterans are parasites we need to get rid off)
>>56553789
*fake veterans though. HDZ gave veteran status to every fucktard back then.
>>56553618
Yeah a lot of expats from different countries. We all stick together. Usually hang out in bars, pubs, clubs, etc. A lot of Russians here because better salary and better environment for business in general. I like the weather also it's very tropical compared to Russia.
keks
senpai
>>56550647
Catholicism started in the 11th century
Orthodoxy is Christianity 1.0
>>56553789
takoe kad se odreknes srpstva jbg
>>56554180
You mean orthodoxy is wrath of the lich king and catholicism is mists of pandaria :^) ?
>>56554218
>implying you are doing better than us
sickzii...
