>You and another 1000 /pol/acks are put in an island
>There are 5 secret jews
How do you find the jews?
Discuss.
Toss a coin on the ground
Deny the Holocaust
Try to smell the garlic.
Kill the local merchants
>>56537710
Make everyone eat bacon and see who refuses
>What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?
>A bar of soap lasts longer than one shower.
If you aren't laughing, you're a Jew.
>>56537993
What if I just don't think it's a funny joke?
>>56537791
basically this, "Jews" are so full of themselves that if you say enough bad things about the shoah you'll incite a case of the oyveys
>>56538057
>>56537710
>mfw when i would be one of those secret jews
>>56538057
You're a jew.
>>56538093
Pretty much
>>56537710
Celebratory BBQ, you die if you don't eat the meat.
>>56537993
untrue
I'm a jew and I think that's funny
>>56538093
>>56538171
Oy Vey SHUT IT DOWN!
>>56537710
find a mirror and look at it
The nose knows
>>56538057
Guys, we found the jew
Lay a crucifix on top of everyone's for head, whoever gets burned by it is a Jew
>>56537710
Get everyone there to agree to wage eternal war against all Jews. Even if this doesn't lead to their exposure it'd be beneficial.
>>56537710
For 20 shekels, i will help you find the jews if you let me live.
>>56538607
wrong pic
Just scream out loud "The holocaust never happened!!!"
Check who's dick is uncut.
If there's a priest, hold a Mass and see who doesn't receive Eucharist. That's how my and my friends found out our Dean was a kike when we went to a catholic high school. The second we heard his name was David we knew we had to investigate
>>56538607
i had more quantum classes than i have fingers on my hand and my brain hurts reading this
Look for the arrogant expressions on their faces.
I can spot a Jew in a second. I'd ask everyone, one by one, to state an opinion they have strong feelings about.
I'd then take an opposing stance and debate them.
The Jews argue funny, Hitler understood this quite well.
>>56537710
Break into smaller groups and talk for a few hours, whoever is really quiet or consistently says jewy things will be picked out
>>56538919
you know the field of Metrology locked the values for G and c in the 1970s and the aren't really constants right?
>>56538352
Just need to find 4 more.
I have an idea on how to find the rest of the Jews!
Everyone should start undressing, we need to kill anyone that is circumcised.
>>56538919
I've had none and I understand what he's trying to say
>>56537979
This. Jews don't have Taqiyya
>>56537710
Step 1 reveal power level
Step 2 wait to be slandered.
>>56538637
Fuck off kike
>>56537710
catch crabs, faggots who say they arent hungry are kikes.
>>56537710
>mfw i'm blond with a danish name and 100% merchant
It's on.
>>56537710
Make currency, observe cash flow
>>56539120
so we're talking about multiverse theory now? whats the question?
The nose knows
i fuck them all
i know the feeling of jewpucci on my dick
>>56539320
> Fuck off kike
only for 20 shekels
limited time deal goy
>>56538637
I love you guys, your self irony is top notch.
I don't get how people can unironically hate jews.
>>56537710
Their nose gives them away
>>56539254
enlighten me
Follow the circumcised kids.
>>56539480
I was more saying that most physics is built on false values
I start a communist party.
Jews will join thinking I am fellow Jew. Befriend Jew. Work together to rule this island. Get executed after a few months.
>>56539927
are you familiar with the system of natural units?
if so do you think the relation between each other is bullshit as well or do you only critize the specific values of those 2 constants?
>>56539627
Eh I'm half French, and have an especially Jewey nose
>>56537710
>How do you find the jews?
They have pretty distinguishing characteristics.
>>56539426
if you are blonde you are not 100% Merchant. You are mostly European with some distant Merchant ancestry.
>>56537710
Tell everyone that there will be no currency, only trade.
>>56537710
The first one to declare that he will start the bank.
>>56537993
That wasn't funny, holocaust jokes is bad
>>56539262
Sorry, senpai.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pikuach_nefesh
>>56540202
I'm not familiar with that, and wouldn't think I could become so quickly so I will leave at all values locked in by the field of metrology that before hand were measured with variability
>>56537710
Why are we looking for the jews? To steal their gold? What good is gold on an island?
I'd rather weed out the religion that will kill me for being a non-believer.
>>56539234
Great idea, you would get rid of Muslims and Americans as well.
Easy: Wait till christmas, motherfucker
>>56540202
hello socrates
>>56541400
no, not socrates he holds debt not is debt
>>56537710
>>56537710
run a dollar past everyone. Who reacts is a jew.
>>56541005
well you should look into it as you will learn that the alue of those constants are not the actual interesting part but rather their relationship to each other.
There is even an experiment where you can calculate c with your microwave and some bread and butter
If c was indead variant - what do i have to change in the test-environment for it to differ? Temperature? Pressure? Velocity? I don't really see the point.
>>56539876
all you amerifags are cut
>>56537710
>make everyone whip out there dicks.
>kill a wild boar make everyone eat it.
>kill the guys who come up with seashells as currency.
