How many presidents do you think have jacked off at the resolute desk?
>>56531959
All of them.
a lot of ropey cums were shot onto that flat top.
I'm sure that the Presidents only spend at most about 0.0001% at that desk during their incumbency.
So maybe 1 or 2.
>>56531959
why would they fap?
They can fuck any number of insanely hawt trim if they wanted to.
Believe me, if your gf / wife / sister / mom got an invite to the WH and Mr. Obama wanted to fuck her on that desk, her panties would fly off.
roosevelt fucked a bitch right on the desk
There's only one other piece of furniture in this country with more loads spilled over it.
Surely the oval office is under constant video monitoring?
>>56532524
/bread
>>56533053
Kek'd
>>56533053
God I can imagine that big fat poor beaner using a hose to clean the cum and other stuff so he can feed his family
>>56531959
All of them.
>>56532592
>president
>god tier ropey cum
>>56533053
hahahahaha le ebin meme xD I r8 8/8, gr8 m8