Any takers /pol/
He's blindfolded and needs your hugs.
i would hug his dick with my asshole
>>56527313
punch him in the stomach
walk backwards
pretend that i just arrived and that the guy who just punched him ran away in front of me
>>56527313
I'll give him a hug, but it'll be in the form of a scimitar and takbir (his traditional form of compassion).
I would teleport behind him and slice him in two with my scimitar
nothing personnel, strictly business
>>56527363
you make it really hard for me to have any compassion for what happened in Bataclan
Surprise trust-fall
>muslim with beard
clear sign he is a devote muslim pulling one over on the kafir.
>>56527313
>I'm a muslim
Why does he identify as a muslim?
Why doesn't he identify as a man of his country?
Hell why doesn't he identify as aa man of his heritage or by his name?
>>56527363
That's a rather swedish approach.
>>56527629
Kek
>>56527611
>it's either nationality or religion
that's dumb
>>56527313
Holy actual fuck! The terrorist has left for a moment! Someone should get in there and release his hostage.
>>56527877
>it's not proper to put nation before religion
Muslim detected
>>56527877
in practice it is though, especially with Islam since vanishingly few Muslims are in favour of secularism
>>56527313
I'll take advantage of his blindfold, hammer his kneecaps and run away now that he can't see me
>>56527313
Someone should place an Ahmed clock next to him, with a timer that's ticking down.
Apparently a lot of women are coming up to him like this one.
>>56527313
I would give him a sack-tap
a patriotic one at that
taqiyya
i'm such a paranoid cunt i literally have lost the capacity to trust muslims. The quran and the hadiths are too shady and the religion's history paints too good a picture
>go to hug him
>steals my wallet from back pocket
>sneak up
>take both signs
>leave signs that say "help, they strapped a bomb to my chest and locked it, I don't want to die"
>sit back and watch as he starts hearing sirens and sees an EOD unit moving towards him in bomb suits
I like how he's posed, but there are a few alterations to be made.
>Hug him as a man
>Lean in real close
>You queer, your religion isnt letting you into Valhalla or heaven or whatever shit you call your place these days
>hug him
>tenderly whisper in his ear
>allahu ackbar
>pop an erection and push it against him
>>56528834
Kek
