> white people have no sense of rhythm
> cracker what are you doing in my hood ?
> it's because i'm black !!
> you can't understand that, you're not black !
These are classics, more other ones ?
most of times these shits are on Hood/Gangs movies, reality tv shit or retarded teen movies made by niggers thinking they are funny....
>>56524929
Missed
>muh dick
Seriously...
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEEEEE
such a classic
>>56525336
more explanations about >Muh Dick ?
what they says more exactly when they talk about fucking wayte wimminz ?
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>56524929
Black guy who grew up in the inner city here.
I have never ever heard someone say "cracker what are you doing in my hood?"
Don't speak on subjects you don't know about, you stinky fucking surrender monkey.
Don't you poltards get tired of the same post everyday.
Do you guys ever wonder why you come here to post and read the same bullshit and live in your world of cognitive dissonance?
Is your self esteem that low?
>>56525511
>monkey
I'm black as well and honestly I chucle at this place 80% of these people have never met a black guy and would probably shit thier pants if one showed up.
>bip do dee da bidda muhfuggen bix nood n shieet cracka we wuz kingz n queenz n shieet rayciss cracka gimme mo money for dem programs gimme dat shieeet u rayciss creepy azz cracka
>>56525511
Oh shut up nigger, i actually try to talking about this kind of typical shitty scenes on your shithole:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLdIKlXl3ZA
> CRACKA WATA UR DO ON YAR TERRITORY ???
>>56525586
i never see a thread talking about niggers catchphrases
>>56525737
Actually I didn't start to hate niggers until high school, which coincidentally was the first time I ever had the misfortune of interacting with niggers on a daily basis. Before then I loved TYT.
>>56524929
> you can't understand that, you're not black!
>>56525511
>Don't speak on subjects you don't know about, you stinky fucking surrender monkey.
Fact confirmed.
>>56525737
I mean, some of this ain't all wrong. Some of these is shit we still actually say in this day and age, bruv. The only thing that irks me is "cracker what are you doing in my hood" or "bix nood", because I've never actually heard those phrases come from a single black person's mouth in my life.
>>56525737
> Talking shit and makes fun of shitskins on internet for their annoying and stereotypical behavior on mass medias
> obviously a bunch of skinny basement dweller manlets because niggers are all mike tyson-like gangsta shit
>>56525816
I have. So your point is what exactly?
>>56525737
>80% of these people have never met a black guy
Add that to the list of catchphrases.
KSSSS KSSSS KSSSS
thats how they laugh
>>56525913
I ain't saying the fucker can't understand any of it because he's not black, I'm just saying that there might have been a possibility that he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.
ayyy yo thas what i bin sayin cuz
>ay whyegurl lemme holla'chu doe
>>56526071
the point is simple, in mass medias stuff, some black people have really repetitive and annoying catchphrases and behavior.... and the worse is when they act like these stereotypes in real life....
>>56525928
That's because 'Bix Nood' is actually gibberish. It's meant to mock users of Ebonics or Patois as those whom weren't smart enough to learn real english.
'What are you doing in my hood,' is just filler for whatever smug, unoriginal phrase is used before mugging or raping you. If it were up to /pol/ to decide, it would most likely be both.
>>56525992
You are on pol. You probably spend all day having pusedointeletual conversation in this racist echo chamber. You sit and talk about women you will never have and power you will never achieve. Lick cops boots.
Sounds like a pussy basment dweller to me.
So I have respect for racist that are open about it. See they hold on to thier beliefs no matter what. But any racist that complains of pol about anything racial is automatically a pussy.
>>56524929
>he a good boy he didndu nuffins
>>56525336
This. I always thought this is just an online meme then I encountered a black teacher said he knew he had bigger cock than white teachers.
Niggers really do brag about dicks a lot
>>56524929
>white people food lmao
>white people is bad fighters!!
>white people have no culture baka lmao
>>56525586
No, but clearly you are. And if I were you I would just go on to a different thread
>>56524929
I thought culturally enriched europe had state mandated courses like ebonics
>>56526447
But I thought mass media couldn't be trusted because of the evil Jew menace.
>>56526271
i don't know what exactly ? tell me about genius
with this dumb cacthphrase i try to make a reference to some dumb scenes in movies when some pale skinned creature enter in shitskin's hideout and niggers try to annoy him because:
> Lulz honkies are not allowed in da hood
>man mutha fucka shit bitch steppin on my shoes an shit
>>56526271
This is 4chan. Nobody knows what they're talking about.
>>56525511
>monkey
b-black saying others monkey....
>you don't understand because you're not black!
>no it's not true! Oh btw you don't understand bec...
Holy shit someone screen cap this classic shit
>>56526702
Now, I'm not sure if France has "the hood", so you've most likely never experienced an encounter like that. See, you're just drawing experience from movies and the like, and they don't always necessarily reflect what a real encounter with someone in the hood is like.
In real life, at most you'll get is probably some children playing outside or something, and a few looks from people but that's just about it.
That's my experience, anyway.
>>56526525
actually i'm on /pol/ just for fun
the fact is you're just a butthurt nigger
> Lulz you're a pussy because you make fun of stereotypical nigger catchphrases
> lulz you probably have no girlfriend and have been bullied at school, and your daddy pratice gay sex on you
always sex & always violence, and you what are you on /pol/ ? some Farrakhan cocksuckers creating some whiny baiting thread with interracial porn pic ?
>>56527012
Well bro, in this thread i talk mainly about shitty cliché catchphrases on mass medias shit, I never said it was necessarily the reality and I specified the source of all of this
Pol is such a fucking joke. But its the last safe place for you guy to suck each others cocks in peace. And talk about your most crowning "achievement" being born white.
>but we wuz kingz
But muh inventions/society/skin.
>"kill all nigger yeah"
Kill all white men "that's wrong!!"
No one on pol has created anything of value in their entire life.
>>56527277
Buttblasted nigger jej
>>56527277
>>56527080
Nice straw man. I didn't say any of that or post any pictures.
Nice try though.
>>56527277
>/pol has achieved racial harmony through lack of productivity
kek
>>56527382
Good response bro.
The truth hurts.
>>56527277
Stop, you're embarrassing me, dude.
>>56527257
Well, I guess that's resolved. Sorry for calling you a stinky surrender monkey, man.
>>56527424
But what's wrong with you exactly men ? who gives a shit about my personnal life or my motivation of creating a thread like that here ?
i just find funny all of this shitty sterotypical catchphrases, so i want more ! that's all ! give me a break with your freudian analysis, maybe i'm a pussy, maybe i'm an alpha male who kick shitskin asses, maybe i'm just a normal dude, maybe i'm 12 years old, maybe a cancerous angry asshole, who cares ?
>>56527277
>Pol is such a fucking joke.
No shit. It is literally a satire board.
> But its the last safe place for you guy to suck each others cocks in peace. And talk about your most crowning "achievement" being born white.
Yeah, because without anonymity we'd literally be arrested by the thought police for wanting to say something besides the norm.
>No one on pol has created anything of value in their entire life.
Glad you feel right at home.
>>56525737
>Black people no how too grammer
>>56527522
I'm sure it does.
>>56527809
watch interviews of rap artists
"You know what Im sayin? word to god son,"
>oh my nigga shit cuz its starting, aiight
>>56525737
Listen with how many jokes there are at the expense of a white man caricature in black stand up routines you fuckers have no right to complain. It's always the exact same caricature, just look at Chapelle's or Richard Pryor's white man act and you'll see that exact same impression in any "lol white people" routine.
The difference is I'd get called a racist while they wouldn't.
https://youtu.be/WWFaG_7RySI
>>56527731
Your opinion matters coon.
>>56527970
> Trying to say "You know what Im sayin?"
> comes out "noimsayn"
>>56528236
>literally every comic has a black impression
>regardless of being white
Im sorry youve only heard of some autist who laughs in the middle of his own jokes
>>56528277
Look dude, just stop for both of us, please. Not only are you making yourself look like an ass, you're calling me a coon?
Hell, you're a fucking nigger yourself. Don't forget that.
>>56526525
>pusedointeletual
MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT.
NIGGERS TRYING TO SOUND SMART HOOO BOY that made my day.
>>56527911
>Pol is satire
I love that meme.
>arrested for being racist
Nah. Maybe shunned by society but you should be used to that by now.
>Feel at home
I try to open up you storm fags minds to the hypocrisy to seem to ignore on the daily.
>>56528504
He didn't literally mean arrested.
nigger/basic comprehension skills.
>>56528454
How's that white dick Tom?
I bet you are that token black dude at parties that says he doesn't like black people because they never let you "fit in" with them.
Calling me a nigger on pol and your black Please dude.
>>56528742
I know what he meant faggot.
Thought police was a pretty big indicator he wasn't being serious.
>>56528446
No they don't. Stewart Lee Doesn't really give a shit about black people. Omid Djalili Doesn't give a shit about black people (even though many of his routines focus around race and culture). Bill Hicks doesn't give a shit about black people. Lee Evans doesn't give a shit about black people. George Carlin doesn't give a shit about black people. Never heard Doug Stanhope talk about black people. Jason Manford Never talks about black people. Hardly any white comics ever make jokes at the expense of black people.
Point me to one white comic that makes jokes at the expense of black people regularly who isn't also branded a racist by media.
>>56528925
You called me a coon, bruv. You're being a bit hypocritical.
I'm telling you to shut the fuck up because you're making yourself look like a huge ass, but now I'm starting to think that I shouldn't say anything anymore.
>>56529070
I didnt quite realize you were actually offended by jokes about white people like some sort of SJW
I still awaiting new catchphrases
>>56525449
>muh dick
comes from the fact that they often answer arguments with how much bigger their dicks supposedly are
>>56529249
>I didn't even do nothin'!
>Shutchyo bitch ass up.
>Knowhudimean?
>The fuck you lookin' at, nigga?
>>56525737
I was a hardcore liberal when I lived in an all white village in the countryside. Then I moved to London and now I'm a reactionary.
>>56524929
>WE WUZ KINGS N SHEEIIT!
>>56525737
role-playing at it's finest
WASSA!
MONEY!
MONEY!
MONEY!
>>56529227
Nice try at changing the subject, I'll answer what you said and bring you back to the subject at hand.
I'm not, not at all, in fact I find them amusing a lot of the time even if they do depict white people in a negative light, it's you who has the problem with your minority being depicted in a negative light like some faggot SJW. That's why it's almost career suicide for white comics to make jokes at the expense of black people. We don't have a problem with them making jokes at our expense, it's black people. Why? Why are they so insecure?
>>56529109
Nah I just don't apologize to people in who hate me for the color of my skin or judge me based on t.v. a pesedo science. But I see you have no issue that.
>>56529498
>>56529720
I have no problem
you're the one making a big deal out of hacky premises
character stereotypes are used to express an element or idea of a joke, not the joke itself
otherwise its a shitty joke
ala https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjUwUDkjHRc
tons of white comedians have black caricatures, they just actually use them to make a joke better, not as an entire bit itself, they perform better than blacks relying on shitty jokes for laughs
>nervous black dude at the bus stop needs to talk to himself and telling the universe all his problems
>anxious black dude on the train singing to himself
>"just calm down, downt lose your temper" to themselves when they dont get their way at customer service
>fuck FUCK GODAM damn GODAM (nigga at the bus stop at 6am in November with his arms stuffed down his pants)
>two niggas having a loud obnoxious conversation. Neither one is actually talking to the other. Theyre literally just saying random things and then laughing. Its obvious that neither one understands the other but they wont stop
black people
>>56530428
>>two niggas having a loud obnoxious conversation. Neither one is actually talking to the other. Theyre literally just saying random things and then laughing. Its obvious that neither one understands the other but they wont stop
is that some sort nigger version of the penis game?
>>56528504
Since it seems you're actually being serious, I'll turn off the memes and inflammatory statements. Yes, /pol/ is an awful hive for stormfront and a terrible echo chamber of very real xenophobia -- but I really believe that opinions posted on /pol/ are extreme for a reason. Like comedy, /pol's/ 'REMOVE MERCHANT' style of language is designed to provoke visceral responses to very real racial/class tensions in melting-pot nations. The anonymity of the Internet frees you to speak straight from the heart. It lets us get to the very core of the true conflict.
In truth, I've never met a black person that was anything other than totally reasonable, but I live in a really nice neighborhood. However, voicing the fact that there are real issues in the across all wealth-class areas that are /exclusively/ race/class/gender issues shouldn't get anyone in trouble in any sense. So yes, /pol/, (and the rest of 4chan) is an anti-safe-space, designed for freedom of speech. Considering that tumblrettes elected Justin Trudeau, the state will be cracking down on race/class/gender tensions, and Canada has already implemented some really serious criminal penalties for refusing to get along with each other. The way the protests are going in the US, politicians like Sanders are guaranteed to cave in exactly the same way, and that's not necessarily good.
/Pol/ isn't actually satire, but /pol/ is always good for a giggle about the 'public outrage' of the day, and throwing in your own two cents about how current events piss you off is better therapy than any government enforced 'Political Correctness Training' ever could be. That is why /pol/ is a necessary evil.
>>56525449
>I'm posted up wit muh dick in my hand, like I'm post to be.
"f.am"
>>56524929
I'm not gonna lie, one time last year I was with my friend going through a neighborhood and this nigger walks out on his porch and yells WHATCHU DOIN IN MY HOOD NIGGAAAAAAA???
>>56525737
>You guys have never met a black that's why you be racist and shiiet
I laugh when I hear this since in reality its the opposite. Everyone I know of who have prejudices against the black population tend to be people who have been around blacks frequently.
>>56529931
You're thinking I have a problem with how rarely white comedians joke about black people, I don't. I have a problem with how butthurt black people get when white people and comedians do occasionally make jokes about black people.
>>56533540
....why?
they're niggers, they murder people over $5 of crack
>git duh fuck outta 'ere, nigguh
>>56524929
Beetlejuice!
>Who me?
>Goo for you
>I don't know and I don't wanna know
> we were kingz'n'shit
>>56533770
I'm not talking about those people in particular, hard to believe I know but I know a few black people in Detroit who don't actually make a living off robbing people and becoming involved with gangs. They just become incredibly evasive when talking points get near the subject of black people or if there are jokes being made at the expense of black people. These are people who have some interest in politics who are happy to call Muslims the scum of the earth (or near enough) but I haven't heard any of them mention any disapproval over this bullshit blacklivesmatter stuff.
I guess I'm trying to find out why these black people I know (not ones who have bought into the whole nigga culture) are still so sensitive and insecure about the subject of their race. It smacks of them trying to defend something, almost like a "moderate" Muslim.
I don't know, black people I know who aren't involved in full blown fuck bitches get money culture just seem to act strange around the subject and do everything they can to avoid it. I feel they are very judgmental and would be quite quick to call me (or at least think of me as) a racist if I made any jokes about black people.
Don't ever join the Army, Trey.
Ain't nuthin else to do in the motherfuckin pen.
Rural South Carolinian here.
>Dawg its brick outside
>Shit dat nigga gave him da 12
>*lip smack* Whatchu mean
>Aye ms.teacher
>Mmmmmhmmm
>Y'all got some extra mayo?
>That nigga is zooted
>seh'em
Have fun deciphering.
>>56525737
>Live in a predominatley black city
>Every other word is sheit, turnt, real nigga shit, im dead, that man jus said x, ooo shit.
Ur right pham, times have changed.
>>56535280
inferiority complex over historical events no one cares about?
its kinda weird considering nobody in america bothers reading history
>>56526271
WHA HAPEN
WHA HAPEN
WHA HAPEN
WHA HAPEN
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
smacks lips together loudly
SO HOL UP HOL UP
steals
SO U BE SAYIN
gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
eats grits
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
checks for nearest friend chicken joint
U BE SAYIN
collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
licks teeths and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies malcolm x and marthin luther king
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
goes to check in with his parole officer
WE GON BE
dindu nuffins
FINNA WE GON BE
sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
pulls up sagging pants
SO WE GON BE
instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
scopes dem titties
SO WE GON BE
shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
chucks spear
AYYYOO SOM FINA
sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
strokes welfare check pensively
WE GON BE
throws gang sign
SOM FINNA
warns fellow black men about approaching five oh
WE GON BE
adjusts penis and testicles
SOM FINNA
participates in a drive-by shooting
MAAAAAA FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
evolves to a primate
