Don't Keep Scrolling Without Typing "Yes"
Christians and people with a Jesus-shaped hole in their heart post ITT.
>>56515290
I always found Pontius Pilate more relatable. I don't like getting involved in this shit.
why help him he wanted to die for our sins,
so helping him would be a microaggression
>>56515338
Are you trying to be an edgelord?
>>56515338
>I don't like getting involved in this shit.
>would rather get involved in the trial and execution of a man with 2.2 billion followers
>die on the cross instead
>become jesus
yes
>>56515358
Microaggressions are literally worse than the holocaust.
>>56515290
you broke the law hippy now face the consequences
wow haha jesus is a pussy can't even handle one meager cross wow hahaha go to gym u pussy
>>56515290
I'm sorry you've found yourself in this predicament, buddy, but I'm not supporting your heretical sect of Judaism.
NO
>>56515358
The Lord rebuked Peter for such an attempt:
"Peter took Him aside and began to rebuke Him, saying, "God forbid it, Lord! This shall never happen to You." 23 But He turned and said to Peter, "Get behind Me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to Me; for you are not setting your mind on God's interests, but man's."
>>56515290
yes
>touching a jew
shiggy
yes why not
i will walk him like a bridegroom to the bride.
>>56515290
yeah
Yus
>>56515290
Sure m8
Fuck religion though
>>56515290
yes
>Implying Jesus was anything more than a charismatic homeless man with a god complex
Not saying he didn't teach some decent stuff but son of God? Come on now. He wasn't the only one claiming to be one. He was just the one to die on a cross and gather publicity.
>>56515290
I would tell him to stay strong
>>56515866
he was also crucified and ressurected after three days. his disciples died to spread the message of the gospel. they did not do so in vain.
I don't know man.
I don't want to upset the local Jewish rabbis, otherwise they might think I'm anti-semite. Better just not get involved. Foreign interventions into Middle Eastern politics never end well.
>>56515290
everyone here should be saying "no" because he was black and you are all racists
>>56515290
I'd curbstomp the kike
Russian Orthodox here.
And yes, i would.
>yfw being the penitent thief and you go Heaven
I would help some poor guy like that in the pic but not because he's jesus or smth.
>>56515290
No. That's his cross.
I have mine to carry. Everybody has one.
>>56515290
Sure Jesus taught us that there is only one human race we are all gods children he also taught us that white goncide through mutliculturalism is great. He was so progressive id help him up and spit on all those roman anti semitic bigots
>>56515290
>make a difference by typing yes on an imageboard
good lord what am i doing with my life
Yes. 100 times yes!
>>56516031
>message of the gospel
Why weren't the texts written when jesus lived? Because the disciples were told that jesus would rise again in their lifetimes and there was no need to write any of it down. When it became evident that it wasn't going to happen, they rushed to write down what they could remember. Why should we believe the second coming will ever happen if even the disciples were wrong about it?
>>56515290
Yes.
Those Romans might stop me though. Or stab me afterwards.
Then again, helping him takes Jesus closer to his death on the cross. I'll help him up if he co-operates.
>>56515290
YES
Yes.
>>56515290
Yes
meh
>>56515290
Yes
Sure why not, Deus Vult
I only see old people who don't know how to use Facebook post this shit.
>>56515290
1 like = 1 prayer
>>56515290
Yeah I'd help. He wanted to die for us so why not help him did faster and easier?
Plus Jesus is bro. Gotta help bro out. Jesus would help me.
>>56515290
Yes
>>56515458
Blasphemy. Repent or enjoy hell, heretic.
>>56515290
Christianity is for sheeple
>>56515290
Yes
Yes, I would help my fellow jew up
It's not like he's a filthy goy
No, I don't randomly mime out helping people who don't exist up
>>56517798
Except he did exist.
Yeah Id help him up.
>>56515290
Maybe? I'm an agnostic
>>56515290
As a Christian, No.
This was a part of God's plan and it had to be carried out. Would i feel bad for Jesus? Yes. But if you tried to help him you would probably be struck by lighting or something. This was the most important happening in history.
>>56515290
Yes
What do you think?
Pic related
>>56515290
Yes, god willing
>>56515290
Yes
>>56515290
yes
>>56515290
As a Buddhist yeah.
I'd help like for any other innocent man under his cross.
>These idiots typing yes
>LITERALLY going against their God's will
>Probably consider themselves Christian
>>56515290
but he literally had to die at that point OP
>>56517380
Oooh we got a badass over here
>>56515290
I don't think he would have wanted you to help him because you'd be delaying his fate. As long as you show your pain for him, he will take note of it.
Let God carry out his agenda.
Depends. I mean, if it was the actual Jesus I'd first see if he actually makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside, then I'd ask him to heal my eyes so I don't need glasses anymore, then I'd help him up.
But if he'd make me feel all bad and shitty inside, then made my eyes worse, I'd probably just call him Lucifer and walk past him.
>>56515290
Certainly not! What are you, an athiest?
