Reminder that Trump is ugly, fat and 69 years old and still gets to fuck this every night.
>>56508798
because hes billionaire bro
get money = fuck hot chicks every night
do you really think he would get such woman if he had no money at all kek
I'd like to see what you look like at 69 years old, faggot.
He's pretty good looking for his age.
What would Trumps comeback be if a sex tape got leaked?
>>56509117
>Look at the bright side, America. At least it wasn't a Jeb sex tape.
>>56508798
>Implying Trump has the virility to knock one out every night
>>56509220
Trump has 100 times more energy than the neckbeards on here who are 40 years younger than him. I'm pretty sure he satisfies her alright.
>>56508798
She's obviously an alien.
>>56509309
He'd definitely have a massive stash of Cialis or viagra. Unless he actually gets rock hard with liberal SJW tears, and that's why he's campaigning, just so he can fuck that goddess as much as he wants.
>>56509309
haha trumpshills are so fucking kekked they literally defend his dick on the internet
She's too old. He should be fucking fresh 16 year old pussy and ass every night.
>>56509451
this
>>56509451
Baba Booey Baba Booey Donald Trump's Penis
>>56508798
she is hot as fuck
>>56509530
This, he should ask a supporter of his to sacrifice his/her virgin 16 year old daughter at every rally so he can ravage her and have his way with her. And then ritually kill her Aztec style at the next rally to seek the Gods' favour.
>>56508798
He is not poor like you
I am literally not even mad.
Who even gives a fuck?
Why do you give a fuck?
What is with these foreign retards spewing shit no one cares about?
>>56509807
Yep. After each new rally he should cut off his previous virgin bride's head right in front of the crowd to uproarious applause, and drink her blood.
>>56508798
he looks pretty good for a 69 year old
>>56509863
Though he poos in the loo unlike you
>>56509451
KEK
Well he's a billionare with a penthouse made out of gold
>>56509894
>virgin bride
You're right there, he should marry each virgin before savouring their fleshy delights. We wouldn't want him doing anything immoral. Which also explains why he removes them the day after, he's not a bigamist.
>>56508798
Yeah, but she's still in her 40s and literally life supported with tonnes of makeup, plastic surgery and botox, plus she shows 0 emotion/love towards poor ol trump.
It'd be a said day, the day trump dies and some non talented whore takes a fucking 3rd world countries GDP around of money from him, while she rushes off to the shoe shops in joy.
Why did trump kek himself? :(
>>56510076
Americans are so tasteless.
>>56510163
>he says in a room in his mother's house with a Master Chief poster above his bed
Fuck off
>>56510138
He literally has 5 children.
He won the game of life.
Money brahs, acquire lots and lots of it and we can fuck supermodels and marry them. Fuck this average sluts that think their hot shit , fuck 'em
>>56510410
What's the marriage situation in america? I thought it was seriously current there the wife takes nearly all?
I don't know, I just think it's bad him being a provider to 1 whore instead of fucking prostitutes.
>>56510163
So much this. It's so fucking garish.
>I know, I'll replicate the Doge's palace from Venice.
Thing is they're all as ostentatious as each other.
>>56510163
>it's not concrete everything with Braun-esque furniture and appliances so it's shit
You're a silly one.
>>56509863
Durkas can poo in loo, why cant you babu?
SDS wants to ban the burqa in public, the biggest opposition party would tighten up its asylum policy
We want you to observe Slovenia and Slovenian culture and habits. Therefore, the proposal for a ban on the wearing of burkas in public, said the President of the SDS-Janez Janša.
SDS-propose amendments to the law on the protection of public order and peace, that would prohibit the wearing of the burqa and nikaba in public places. They also proposed to change the law on international protection, which proposes to tighten the conditions for obtaining asylum in Slovenia. "In the future we will be following the example of European countries that have also filed a law banning funding of radical islam," said Jansa.
I used google translate because I'm lazy.
http://www.rtvslo.si/slovenija/sds-zeli-prepovedati-burke-v-javnosti/379330
>>56511479
All women should wear a burqa.
>>56509117
Can't stump trumps stump
So what, are you jealous OP???
Last I checked Brits hated Slavs.
>>56510163
Oh fuck off eurofag
>>56509117
>I know that my sex tape was leaked by one of my mistresses. I told her that we should record a sex tape and she said yes. That's how it got leaked. I'll tell you first hand that I'm one of the best lovers in the world and that's a fact. That's why she said we should record a sex tape and why I agreed. Now it's released but I told her something that I tell all of the Americans. Without the wall , our country will get riddled with rapists and murderers. I tell you one thing though that's why our sex tape was leaked. She asked me why we would build a wall and I told her why.
>>56510163
absolutely harem, eh abdul?
>>56509168
Jeb is so low test he needs viagra to get it up.
I'd say hes pretty good looking for his age, also, guy is a billionaire. He can fuck whatever he wants
>>56508798
>ugly
He's pretty good looking for a 69 year old man. Also his hair is nice.
>>56512544
>Jeb is so low test he needs viagra to get it up.
I don't think that's the reason he needs viagra...
>>56510281
Laughed quite hard.
>>56508798
hahahahaha if you think he's fucking this every night, you are totally delusional.
he looks like the kind of guy who has sex for 3 minutes, farts when he orgasms and is drenched in sweat by the end.
Yeah, I mean, why doesn't he get himself an ugly little 60yo Mexican troll, does he have standards or something?
>>56510076
holy fucking shit that's ugly
well i guess money can't buy you class
>>56510766
Depends on what his will says. I'd be shocked if his current will didn't spread out his assets to his children.
She look like an elf from skyrim
>>56509117
You all want to talk about me having sex but I'd rather talk about how the current president is fucking this country
*makes meme face
>>56509117
If it's with one of his wives then it won't be much of an issue.
Trump can easily man up to it saying that it was some hackers to got into the privacy of his marriage and that he will rain fire over them.
>>56512887
That's Jeb's wife? For real?
>>56510076
wtf is this ? that look so out of place in the middle of all that
Reminder that he's also rich as fuck.
fuck off OP you piece of shit
>>56510076
tacky as fuck
>>56509220
Apparently, trump's sex drive is very famous
>>56508798
>gets to fuck a Slavic prostitute
Wow what an accomplishment
>>56508798
It looks like she is crying. Can someone photoshop the "Just fuck my shit up" hair onto her?
>>56514583
>>gets to fuck a Slavic prostitute
Pretty much this tbqh
Also, she's not even that hot.
>>56508798
THIS HAIRPIECED SON OF A BITCH IS MAKING AMERICA GREAT AND, BASICALLY, YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED. How??? JUST CLICK HERE
>>56508798
It's because he's alpha as fuck and hits it like a freight train.
>>56509117
Nothing but smiles, a little joke, a wink perhaps, and stating they should keep it political.
>>56514702
>not posting the pic
>>56508798
She's Vril.
Alpha gonna fuck this pussy rawdawg tonight vs gamma welp I guess I gots to settle for the goblin queen.
Im sure she loves him for himself and not for his billions.
>>56510163
>>56510862
>>56513286
>>56514358
Sounds like you fags are wel jel
>>56509117
>she wasn't doing too good that night
>>56515062
Goddamn, Dubya looks so alpha compared to his beta fat loser brother.
Laura looks very different to how I imagined her younger self. Still pretty and classy though.
>>56509451
Tbh senpai-desu~
That's pretty accurate. Even I support Trump, but there are some fucking shills that will defend EVERYTHING he says.
![melania[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NtLEjsa.jpg "melania[1].jpg")
also;
>2009
first gay black President
>2017
first Romanian prostitute First Lady
bravo murrca! so tolerant and progressive!
>>56508798
She's nothing more than an expensive Fleshlight
>>56514293
Yeah, pic related is Jeb with his wife and son.
>>56515837
>>56509309
Look at that face. Trust me, she's the one with the strap-on. That's why he acts tough in public.
>>56513500
underrated post
>>56508798
what's with her eyes desu senpai? It's like she's always squinting or something.
Anyone ever seen her face being relaxed?
>>56516193
It was botoxed into that look, she literally can't move it.
>>56509026
Beat me to it
>>56510163
not when it comes to food tho
>>56516193
Humans with properly developed cheekbones have squinted eyes. Even the most attractive white celebrities and models have the same look. It produces a squinted look that allows them to take great pictures. You can fake it by "squinching" your lower eyelids for photos of you have a deficient zygomatic bone.
>Has a hot ass wife
>pissed off
Come on /pol/ like Hillary is a prize
Does trumps marriage to melania have a prenup?
Mad curious, not going to google because fuck you.
>>56516734
Them glares tho.
>>56516858
This is his third marriage, I'd imagine him to something like a prenup.
>>56515855
Is she Mexican or is that kid adopted?
>>56516911
Holy fuck the kid looks like he's not even related to jeb. Wouldn't suprise me of he got cu cked.
>>56509168
>>Look at the bright side, America. At least it wasn't a Jeb sex tape.
The Alpha Fuck known as Donald Trump would tweet this, and win the presidency.
>>56511833
HAHA you should be writing headlines for the daily mail
>relying on cash to get pussy
>marrying a literal prostitute
>alpha
Nah faggots.
>>56517022
oh shit you're right!
>>56517335
>implying most women aren't valued only for their looks.
>>56517232
It is tabloid worthy.
>>56512887
That fucking JUST look on Jeb.
>>56517335
this. trump is the ultimate fucking beta, overcompensating left and right.
>>56512113
0/10
Is Bernie doing statements for Trump in your fantasy?
>>56509220
>implying it isn't
>>56508798
Christ what is with the motion blur on that pic? Did the Randlet take that picture while rubbing one out in tears? Looking at the angle it looks like it was taken by a midget.
9/11 would bang (including Trump)
>Men with money and power get to fuck hot women
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. AT LAST I TRULY SEE.
what else you expected
>>56509451
>>56509589
>>56515676
>Being this ass-hurt over a joke thread
You fags are so fucking insecure it almost hurts.
>>56510076
That's tacky as fuck
>>56518468
>>56517335
Let me guess, you fags are in "loving relationships" with beautiful women whom you personally respect?
HAHA Give me a fucking break.
>>56510281
Dont take this out on the chief
>>56518498
Fuck you nigger, that was actually quite hilarious.
>>56508798
She looks like an alien, lots of surgery
>>56510163
this
>>56519598
there's such a disconnect here I can't even tell who's side you're on
>>56508798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YucmckYkr4
>>56509101
>He's pretty good looking for his age.
This.
