"Alright class, now everyone without blonde hair and blue eyes stand up."
>"If you were in Nazi Germany you would have been killed."
But that's wrong.
Best one I ever heard:
"If you wear glasses, you would have been gassed"
>>56506938
>The two people who were blue and blonde in my class was aa tall and chubby girl and a short and weak boy
>>56506938
I see nothing wrong with this.
>>56506938
"alright people, now every non muslim stand up"
ALLAHU AKBAR!!
>starts shooting
>>56506987
Sounds like some idiot confused Germany with China and Cambodia.
"Why would Hitler want to kill everyone without blonde hair and blue eyes when Hitler had black hair and brown eyes?"
>>56507189
Hitler had brown hair
>>56506938
>tfw i stay comfy in my fauteuil while non whites are deported to pizza oven
>class, write a 500 word short essay on atrocities committed by the Nazis. Include two sources
>nearly everyone put the Schindler's List movie as a source
>teacher is completely okay with this
jej
>>56506938
>If you were in Nazi Germany you would have been killed
those pesky nazies, a day didn't go by without them genociding something.
>>56507189
Hitler had blue eyes. Not that it makes your point wrong, but still.
>>56506938
Never happened in my school. Most they ever said was that Hitler liked people with blonde hair and blue eyes, not that he wanted to kill everyone else.
>>56507189
because he was insane lol, please take history classes seriously
>>56506938
>hitler himself wasn't blonde
>several of his generals were also not blonde
>"If you were in Nazi Germany you would have been killed"
It was real in my mind, you anti-semite
>>56506938
>for english class today we're going to watch bowling for columbine
>this project is going to be based around the book 'night' by elie wiesel
>mike got suspended. a teacher caught jay bullying him and they both got suspended because jay said they were fighting
>lets go hack a dart
>can i bum a smoke off you?
>who wants to smoke some chron?
highschool sucked
>>56506987
Cambodia actually did that lol.
>>56507026
>The paleset blued eyed fool I knew was a hurdling god even beating black kids
>Wow, you look like the typical ideal nazi Sven
>>56506938
OP is a jew, and we all know jews are liars.
>>56507422
No I'm not
>>56507282
>Class, compare German and Soviet occupations
>Germans wasn't that bad, muh humble Legionaires, muh Courland pocket
>Soviet one was straight up whack, muh exile, muh repressions
>10/10
Alright class, now everyone stand up and recite a verse from Quran or die a infidel's death.
>>56507187
Fucking traitorous bitch boy.
>>56506938
>mfw
>xD
>>56506938
Do teachers do that in Canada?
Perhaps they should get their fucking facts straight first. Goddamn maplefags
"Alright class, now everyone who immigrated illegally stand up."
>"If you were in Trump's America, you would have been sent back."
>>56507440
A jew or a liar? Or both?
I think youre both.
>everyone without blonde hair
>would have been killed
I know youre a liar, so youre probably a jew, too.
>>56507932
>completely missing the point of the post
How does it feel to be THIS retarded?
>>56507816
This redpill is too big i can't take it oh god
>11th grade trip to local Holocaust museum (I know)
>told story of a girl surviving a gas chamber by breathing in a pocket of air at the bottom of the pile of bodies
>told story of German high schoolers who were tortured for forming a group to protest the Nazis
>told about soup made from victims
>told about guards executing random prisoners for fun
>told about baby rape
I bought it, and so did everyone else.
"Alright cyka blyat class, now everyone girl please stand up and bend over, soviet liberation is cumming"
>>56507645
But soviet one was worse
Doubt it. There were a lot of hidden jews even in the Wehrmacht.
History class story time?
> be me
> talking about the allied and Russian prisoner camp German soldiers
> people are fucking stupid
> "If you were a German soldier you deserved It"
> explain to them that the majority of soldiers were Germans defending their country and that if we were born in Germany in that time we wouldve fought for hitler too
> some sjw chink from the back of the class
> "of course its a white person who'd defend the nazis"
> mfw my family from Britain died in France fighting the Germans
> mfw my family - evil white people - have done more to fight against facism than those fucking chinks blaming me for it
> mfw I have no face
Ironically though I'm swimming about to facism as to preserve white culture.
>college WWII history class
>get to Holocaust chapters (multiple)
>professor tells us to take a few days off to study for exams, as we'd "probably heard enough about that before."
>everyone agrees and leaves
>"wait, hol up teacher, so why did Hitler want to like kill all the jews or whatever?"
>"Oh you know, he was just crazy, nobody knows, he was so insane he also randomly attacked Russia for no reason and lost the war :)"
"Hitler killed the Jews because of their religion"
>be in American Religion course
>almost every student has this romanticized view of liberal freedom of religion and hate on conservative politicians in the weekly forums without any repercussions
>I get to enlighten these "open-minded" students about conservative religious tradition, history and influence in our country to the point they admit they were ignorant
>get to write about nativism and explain the point of view from people that hate foreign invasions, both then and today
>mfw the professor says I'm right and they get upset that I don't fear political correctness, which is exactly what the teacher wanted us to learn in the first place
>>56509613
"Hitler blamed jews for all the economic problems of Germany, which is not true"
>Look at current economic problems
>Guess who's behind it again
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>6 million jews were murdered in the holocaust
>Alright, class, everyone who is white stand up.
>If this was Detroit, you would have been killed.
>>56510299
>read "Rise and Fall of the Third Reich"
>written in 1959
>mfw it claims there were 4 million dead total in the holocaust, two million Jews
>mfw it flat out says that even those numbers are suspect because the Soviets were the only ones who encountered "death camps" and a good number of the deaths could've been inflated for propaganda purposes
>mfw it says that disease was the main cause of death in the camps
>"We want the next game in the series to reach a wider audience."
>>56510516
William L. Shirer is a top lad
I went through that once a year in middleschool and even into highschool
I totally believe the holocaust happened but I'm 100% convinced that jews are using it as an opportunity to profit anyway
We were also taught that "aryan" didn't mean blonde hair and blue eyes, and that it literally meant one who worships the national socialist state of Germany, and that nazis believed Jesus Christ was a German nationalist
this is why I homeschool my children
>>56507816
God damn it, Hitler could even make muslims and blacks great. I normally identify and act as just a separatist / nationalist but it's things like this that make me go full NatSoc.
>>56510516
>mfw people unironically believe that the jews had their hair shaved off in camps so that the nazis could make Jew-Hair™ rope and clothes
>mfw people completely forget about typhoid
>>56506938
Hitler wasn't even blonde. He just hated jews
>>56506938
"Okay class everyone who's chinese stand up"
>"If you were in nanjing you would've been raped fucking pinko chinko!"
>>56509149
>some sjw chink from the back of the class
i immediately assumed that they were a female for some reason
>>56506938
>blonde hair
>green eyes
fuck all of ya
That's bullshit Hitler wasn't racist. Roosevelt was more racist than Hitler
>>56506938
"Alright class, now everyone without blonde hair and blue eyes stand up."
>"If you were in /pol/ your opinion wouldnt matter."
Then I'd say "Where is your source for that you retard??"
>>56507402
>lol geez anon I bet you and Hitler would have gotten along great with your blond hair and blue eyes
SEIG HEIL!
>>56506938
The greatest counter argument to this is questioning why there's video of millions of Germans without blonde hair and blue eyes alive during Hitler's rule.
>>56506938
>raises hand
>"But Teacher - Hitler and many of his generals actually had brown eyes and black hair."
>"Does that also mean a majority of the other things you've been talking about is wrong too?"
Why don't students BTFO out their teachers anymore? Fucking 90s kids always called teachers out on their shit.
>>56506938
>>"If you were in Nazi Germany you would have been killed."
Why does this incorrect bullshit have such fucking traction?
I hear mother fuckers insist it all the time.
>>56511543
implying you can reason with people who are that fucking memed
>>56506938
>that smug feel when remaining seated
>>56509149
>> some sjw chink from the back of the class
WTF, it is really depressing to me that Asians are such haters, I thought we were allies.
Also Asians have no room to talk.
>>56506938
>see old picture of my grandfather in the HJ
>almost everyone has dark/brown hair, including my grandfather
>I actually died centuries ago
>>56510615
>anti-fire potion
>+12% flame resistance for 20 seconds
>>56506938
It was the Aryan beauty standard, so to speak, but not fitting into it wasn't a death sentence by any means. Hitler himself had dark hair, as millions of ethnic Germans and Austrians.
>>56508928
>Swedes
>Being hip
learn some proper slang, daddy-o
>>56512223
We know, anon.
Fucking autism overload.
>>56507305
>primary grade
>teacher start talking about Holocaust
>says you can still smell the burn if you go to Auschwitz
>>56508831
post lithuanian girls from your facebook
>High school geography class
>Teacher gets started on evolution for some reason
>Asks us, "If humans are evolved from apes why are there still apes?" while looking smug
>>56507645
I thought you Latvians hated the Russians more than anything else
>>56513503
I never understood this one,i am not atheist but my religion teacher said the same thing.
But how stupid can you be to not understand that if you put 2 apes in opposite sides of the world they will evoluate different?
>>56513692
Doesn't Straight up whack mean it is was shit?
>>56512891
that is odd, i have been to auschwitz twice and saw no solid evidence of genocide there
>>56509585
Technically Hitler was going insane during the war because of all the drugs he was hopped up on by his own quack doctor as he didn't trust other medical professionals.
Atropine from Belladonna (Nightshade) being one of the components of those drugs
>>56506938
Same scenario happened in my almost-all-Black school, except they made all the blonde-haired, blue-eyed kids stand up, and they followed with:
"Thus is what the typical rapist looks like."
They were trying to make the Black kids feel better about themselves, I guess, maybe feel not-so-destined to grow up and commit crime.
>>56506938
always remember.
even jews could become ss soldiers
also thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>>56513787
Yeah, miscommunication i suppose.
>>56506938
funniest shit ever
>>56514011
haha wtf.
This actually happens in America?
>>56512891
>>56513868
I've been to Dachau. Same for me.
Was anyone here even given a reason as to why Hitler did not particularly care for jews?
I and everyone I've asked were just taught that jews were inexplicably hated for thousands of years and Hitler capitalized on this and just blamed every problem on them.
>>56514152
It happened in my school. I don't think it's a part of the standardized curriculum, but "educators" will still take it upon themselves to pursue social justice, and as long as it's meant to help all the poor Black children, it doesn't really matter if it belittle the White children.
>>56514264
In High School my senior year we had a history teacher that actually knew his shit, and he mentioned the whole owning all the small businesses and being blamed for Bolshevism and the loss of WW1 stuff. But it wasn't part of the curriculum, and we had to get into a deep conversation during lunch period to get it out of him.
>>56507932
>being this much of a newfag
>>56511591
>Why don't students BTFO out their teachers anymore?
Because they mark subjectively and unless you enjoy being a jobless NEET all your life you better write like karl marx himself.
>>56514264
Yeah I read Mein Kampf, it's hard to find the reasoning, because he literally goes from liking jews on one page to hating them the next.
The best reasoning I could get from it is that Hitler had a huge sense of national pride, but everywhere he looked, the media was beating down all other germans sense of national pride. The media at the time (as it is now) was owned completely by jews. He felt like the jews were in the act of destroying Germany from the inside through bad media and the obvious financial collapse and unbelievable inflation they also cause by being the heads of the banking system in Germany as well. I think it's pretty safe to say that he put them in concentration camps, but didnt hate them enough to try to gas them, that lie was created by the same people Hitler tried to remove from the media before ww2
>arguing with sister
>hitler wanted to kill everybody who didn't have blonde hair and blue eyes
>"what are you talking about he had black hair himself" I say
>exactly! that's how stupid the nazis were
>he was jewish too you know
liberals legitimately believe everything they hear
>>56515406
>Hitler was Jewish
>Hitler was gay
>Hitler had one testicle
It's hilarious how all the smears I heard about Hitler as a kid would all be considered super-problematic ways to insult someone today.
>>56515615
>Hitler had one testicle
That one is actually true
Took shrapnel to the jewels during WWI
>>56506976
you just earned yourself 2 weeks detention
>>56506938
gtfo with that bullshit
>>56515406
You could've just destroyed her by bringing up the Slavic, Indian, Mongolian, and African troops within the German military
Sure, Hitler preferred aryans, but didn't want to kill anyone who didn't have blonde hair and blue eyes.
I've heard of non-aryans who possessed those 'Aryan card' things
>>56515615
you forgot the
>Hitler hated jews because his mother was in care of a jewish doctor who refused to treat her
>Hitler hated jews because he got denied arts school entrance and the director was jewish
also a story my bluepilled history teacher said
>Jews would enter in a gas chamber
>one jew survived because he entered with the face in a puddle of water
>nazis still skinned him alive
also
>Hitler hated slavs
>everyone who was not "aryan" would be senteced to death
>americans did all the effort in WW2
>>56515725
I'll see you at 4
>>56506938
The same thing happened to my class back in school. They told us the same exact line and everyone stood up
>literally 100% inner city youths
>not one white student in the entire school
This happened during our trip to the museum of tolerance, a memorial for all the jews that were killed by the germans during WWII. That was where our already high suspicion of whitey increased 10 fold. Much of it was interactive exhibits of the atrocities committed, they even had a replica of the gas chambers used. During the tour they would 'lock' everyone in it and german voices + screaming were played through speakers, then they would release the 'gas' which was fog I believe. It was insane and I still remember it to this day. The whole thing was impressive, the tour ends with the "eternal flame" memorial we were all supposed to look at and have an emotional moment or something I don't know. It was awkward but we went through the motions for the sake of our jewish guide
>>56515952
>I've heard of non-aryans who possessed those 'Aryan card' things
Who were the Japanese? The Italians?
They were both Axis countries allied with Hitler.
The bankers sold munitions to both sides of the fight. War is a business.
>>56514232
Dachau was a labor camp for commies and other political enemies
>>56506938
The general misconception is that anyone not with blonde eyes and hair would have been killed which is not the case and denial of history.
>>56515615
Well to be fair he did only have a single testicle
It's not a legitimate I dust though that's just plain rude
>be in uni
>discussion about guilt in ww2
>say that the common soldier who fought for his country etc etc.
>some girl goes on a rant about morality and racism and everyone was nazi
>tfw the japanese visitor student speaks up for the first time defending my position in broken german
We dindu nuffin~
Is everyone just memeing?
We barely even mentioned the holocaust when learning about WW2.
>>56516181
technically Italians are Aryans
>>56516436
Even the "he fought for his country" argument makes you sound like a nazi now when talking to lefties. Try pointing out that any man drafted had two choices: deserting and getting shot for sure, or fighting with the chance of coming back alive.
>>56516613
then they'll get on your case about the "nuremberg defense" and how they were fighting for "the ultimate evil"
>>56506938
I'll leave the classic polish joke here:
>How does a true Aryan look like?
>He's blonde like Hitler, tall like Goebbels and fit like Goering.
>>56506938
This is why I think the Nazis weren't bad, blatent propaganda like this. If you think the national socialists weren't god tier than you're a delusional faggot. Fuck the retards who helped doom Europe.
>>56507800
This, Himmler was the faggot responsible for most of the stupid shit in the Reich.
>>56506938
>thinks all Germans were blue eyed blondes,EVER
>>56507340
Shut up you dumb fuck Aussie. Seriously everyday I start hating your country more and more because it seems to be full of spazoid retards.
>>56516485
It's hammered to death in the US. To the point where idiots who don't pay close attention actually think it was the cause of the war.
>>56510858
Same.
>>56516485
>welcome to murican education
Seriously I spent a day on ww2 and the rest of the week on holocaust shit.
>>56516946
>when you're terrified der Führer will find out your grandmother was Jewish
>>56516485
Our schools don't even talk about WW2. It's all shillocaust nonsense for like 2 weeks.
>>56506938
I had a history teacher who did that once, but this was also the bitch that came here on a banana boat and legitimately tried to tell the class that JFK had nothing to do with Vietnam so I never took her seriously
>>56515221
Mein Kampf is not a trustworthy source, read "Hitler's Second Book" instead, it is unedited as far as notable historians can tell.
>>56506938
>implying that isn't true
I see posts on /pol/ regularly espousing this.
>inb4 "i-its just banter"
>>56510516
>Tfw when ive read this book.
>>56514264
Itt: blamed the jews for getting kicked out art school
>>56508780
Sauce on the baby rape sounds like a lie
>>56506938
Didn't they near the end of the Reich have a theory on green eyes and non aryan blood or something.
>>56507402
>tfw blond hair, blue eyes, and 6'4
>swedish professor asked if I was studying swedish for heritage reasons
>>56517298
>implying it is
>>56517134
We only got 2 on the war and 2 on the holohoax, but then again I went to a vocational school and got stuck into the LCD class because I didn't want to take advanced placement courses because they're pointless so it might have had something to do with it being the class for C-D's.
>>56517293
Thanks anon I will have to get that. Have aa mein Kampf book but the translator put his own thoughts in it as well as a whole beginning chapter about muh feels book told the future of the 10 gorillion killed.
>>56517477
I just remember in high school they did that for our world history class and then ap european history. My teacher went on a rant about Hitler was the worst dictator and blah blah.
>>56517429
>implying it isn't
The posts ITT are proof. If you reply to my post, you admit to being a libtard reddit faggot, because that's the only kind of person who'd disagree with me.
>>56517584
>he doesn't have the masterrace features
sucks to be you I guess.
>>56517584
Wait are you saying that they were killed for not having blonde hair? If you are you're fucking retarded.
>>56507440
he's not, they pulled that shit in my school as well as this >>56506987
>>56516063
>they even had a replica of the gas chambers used. During the tour they would 'lock' everyone in it and german voices + screaming were played through speakers, then they would release the 'gas' which was fog I believe.
This never happened, why are you lying on the internet?
>>56517910
he's actually not lying.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/museum-of-tolerance-los-angeles
>>56518117
you can find a review about it from 2000 here
http://www.othervoices.org/2.1/marcuse/tolerance.php
>>56515221
He was pretty single-minded in his hate for all things Jewy. He bought into the "smutty" anti-Jew works of the twenties and earlier. Some of the stuff at the time was literal smut including what was written by his associate Rosenblatt or Rosenberg( I don't remember). Stuff about Jews seducing German women.
He was kind of flighty and not a rigorous thinker when it didn't suit him. The wild extent of his Jewish conspiracy is a good example but a clearer one is what he told a friend after getting out of jail. The friend asked "but none of this matters if you don't have America on your side against France" and Hitler apparently realized it was a good argument but just ignored the point.
This is from Toland's biography by the way.
Hitler had brown hair and brown eyes
wot
http://strawpoll.me/6081502/
tardz
>>56518117
>>56518226
What the fuck is wrong with Jews?
>>56518362
>15.733.447 Views
not bad
>>56519128
>tfw 15.733.447 muslims in Germany
Halte mich, Brudi!
>>56506938
>tfw it was shit like this in school that molded me into an actual nazi
>>56516436
>>yukio mishima fan detected
>>56506938
>watch Europa Europa about the German Jewish kid who passes for Aryan and joins Hitler Youth after making it back to Germany
>kid in movie looks fairly German
>real life kid had a honker for a nose, full Schlomo
The fug,how did that kid not get outed immediately?
why can we not kill 75 year old war propaganda ?
>>56506938
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaah
wow
time for suicide
>>56507026
Excellent fabrication
>>56519799
don't make me cringe, nigger
>>56506938
i remember when i laughed at that lesson. and didnt get in trouble then again i was born in 1991
>>56519708
it's 2015, why is 75 year old war propaganda still being taught in schools?!
>tfw my HIS teacher said Hitler wasn't as bad as the history books say
>he said he never wanted to exterminate all jews, he just wanted to help the German people
>he said Hitler never killed a single jew personally
>he also said he wanted to send them out and didn't gas 6million
got redpilled young.This was at a One school too, I started questing the holocaust. Too bad he couldn't reveal his power level without losing his job, I would have loved to hear all of what he had to say.
But then we had a jew English teacher and Special ed teacher who where both nuts. Our teacher got ass blasted when i said "what's up nigga" to one of my buddies in class. she wrote in my slip "what's up nigger" and sent me to the office with that. The jew special ed teacher escorted me to the principal and said to the black lunch lady "anon sounded like a kkk member in class" with a serious assertive voice. I never got seconds again.
Also my jew english teacher was a lib to the core. she cut the swastikas off the WWll books and crossed out the word "nigger"on all of the To Kill A Mocking Bird books
Not even 1/3 of the German population has both blue eyes and blonde hair. Do these fucking commie idiots really think Hitler wanted to kill most German people? Where's the logic in that?
>>56506938
I remember being told that bullshit when I was a kid.
Yeah, let's pretend that most, including the fucking leader of the Third Reich didn't have dark hair.
>>56507340
Who wouldn't turn "insane" when getting a good glimpse on this shit-hole we call Earth?
>>56517646
>15% india
opinion discarded
>>56518117
Commiefornian here, can confirm
>>56515221
>media was beating down all other germans sense of national pride
Well, it´s the same now except it happens in every Western country
>>56517477
I took AP World History in my sophomore year, we spent more time on the Holocaust as well.
Can confirm it wasn't just my teacher (old white lady) too, my girlfriend took the class in a different district and says the same.
>>56508780
funny how open graves or burning corpses 'killed' by zyklon b would have let out so much cyanide it would have led to plenty more deaths
>>56507402
It counts for nothing if you're not having as many children as possible.
>tfw blonde hair blue eyes and 6'2'' with heavily german last name
feels good to be the master race tbhfam
>>56509678
you found the one liberal college that remembers what liberalism meant back in the day.
>>56506987
That happened here, senpai.
>>56506938
>tfw 6'2" but hair is dirty blonde with red facial hair
>eyes are hazel
I blame the Anglo-Celt half, the German-Swede half did its best
>>56521430
Are you fat too?
>>56506938
>"So when Jews first arrived in concentration camps their heads were shaved and the hair used for stuffing mattresses..."
>"Lice and typhus were rife in concentration camps to stop the spread of lice their heads were shaved-"
>"But you said they shaved their heads to stuff mattresses?"
>"Yeah anon, try to keep up"
>"Why would they use lice filled hair to stuff mattresses, wouldn't that cause them to spread even more?"
>"No because after the hair was cut the lice were killed with a shampoo"
>"Wouldn't it have been easier to shampoo them before cutting their hair?"
>"Anon, can you just be quiet and listen? Everyone turn to page 26 and you'll see a pit of dead emaciated Jewish bodies in Auschwitz"
>"How can you even tell their Jews? How can you even tell it's Auschwitz?"
>"What you talking about Anon?"
>"All I can tell is they aren't black and their in a field. It could be nearly anyone, at any time in any field"
>"Why is everything such an ordeal with you Anon? Why can't you just learn like everyone else?"
>"How can I learn if I don't ask questions?"
>tfw barred from taking my history exam
I still believe I did nothing wrong.
>>56521913
You did nothing wrong. You need to question teachers as a kid.
