>B-but, Russia will save Europe
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/russian-man-marries-pizza-because-6846784
>>56502400
Let the man have his pizza you fucking bigot
You wouldn't marry a pizza?
No wonder you get shot up.
>>B-but, Russia will save Europe
It's a meme, always have been from the start.
>>56502400
>Mirror
Atleast pizza is not a faggot. I think.
That pizza is pretty hot ;)
>>56502400
If there is a divorce, will he only get half?
i've been there. with a pastrami cheeseburger.
you get a case of the drunchies SO INTENSE that you fall in love with the food.
pizza is better than modern woman.
Did he fuck the pizza?
>>56502400
Ha-ha I told Dimitri to marry a pizza and he actually did it the absolute madman
>one guy does something stupid
LOOK GOIZE THIS MAN IS THE REPRESENTATIVE OF THE WHOLE NATION
Pizza
>piping hot, if it cools down just put it in the microwave for a minute
>cheap
>easy
>doesn't complain about shit
>doesn't care whether you're ugly or handsome, what your job is, or how cool you are
woman
>cold
>expensive
>doesn't put out
>complains all the time
>only wants Chad
I think this Russian man has made an excellent choice.
>>56502608
Welcome to /pol/
>>56502553
moderate kek
>my love potion recipe works
>>56502618
Can we please accomplish some kind of a deal so I get to somehow move to South Korea, you based motherfucker you???
Everyone on /pol/ needs to watch this insane broad who talks about sex with the carnival ride she married.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GyOeJ8bo6g
>>56502400
I would do this but I have a fantasy about eating my wife on our wedding night.
>>56502400
taking mail order brides to a whole new level
What a qt, I'm jelly.
>>56502889
>>56502400
Congratulations to him! I hope they enjoy their spicy relationship.
>>56502513
Pizza doesn't have genitals so it can't be a faggot.
>spend 2 years with your wife
>one day you snap, can't handle her bitching
>start eating her while crying
>food poisoning
>>56502658
simply alter those remove kebab skills to remove jap and juche and south korea will love you
>>56502680
>>56503077
It's rhymes so well, like pottery.
that pizza looks like shit. but i'd marry a proper hawaiian pineapple pizza tho.
>>56503077
>>56503171
>>56502980
>pizza doesn't have genitals
Since when does that matter? Did you ask what pronouns the pizza preferrs?
>>56503171
There's a special hell for you pineapple fucks
>>56503171
>pineapple in pizza
>>56503171
what the fug man
>>56502547
I'd say it was cold by the time he got it into the honeymoon bed.
>>56503132
Why would I want to remove best Korea?
>>56502400
I've always said that I don't trust Russia, that it has Stockholm syndrome, it would only trust it when it makes war against the Jews(Holocaust Denial).
Also I remonstrate that it just shows how fucked up the world is, when Putin is the greatest leader amongst all other leaders.
>>56503171
>>56503234
>>56503282
>>56503306
>>56503375
>>56503591
What's wrong with pineapple?
>Russian man marries a pizza
Man, these Europeans wanting American citizenship are getting desperate.
>>56503462
Then again it would make sense if he ate it afterwards stating that their love is in his heart or rather his arteries.
>>56503658
It doesn't belong on a pizza.
>>56503658
Its like steak with ketchup and beer.
>>56503658
Was it difficult to come out as gay?
>>56503171
Sir, leave the pizza to the New Yorkers, wtf is that shit???
>>56503904
i bet you like pepperoni you fuckin pshek pleb
>CTRL-F "ancho"
>not found
Anchovies are red pill toppings.
>>56504346
>dead fish and cheese
Just give your mom cunnilingus already
>>56502400
Comrades and their breadfucking, geez.
>>56503171
https://vargskelethor.bandcamp.com/track/pineapples-do-not-belong-on-a-pizza
>>56502980
It's got sausage.
>>56502554
Holy fuck that looks amazing
>>56502400
https://youtu.be/bpet67TTVag
>>56502554
Holy fuck that looks disgusting.
>>56502553
oh you
>>56502553
did you really manage to create this entire story just so you could make that terible joke?!
>>56502400
How is this politics?
Don´t you French faggots have more serious issues to think about?
>>56502400
That faggot belongs in a Gulag.
Why is he not in a Gulag?
>>56502488
Looks like Brazil will have to carry everyone's weight again just like in World War 2.
>>56502400
I had to leave this post, too cheesy
>>56506073
>Brazil
>WW2
nice joke, puppet
is banana on pizza degeneracy?
"Have you ever loved a sandwich so much you don't want to eat it, 'cause then it will be gone?"
>Sceptical Russian authorities refused to give official permission to register the unusual marriage at a registry office, and the church also turned him down.
So what's your issue, that we ignore demented faggots instead of rewarding them for insanity? Go die in a massacre surrendermonkey.
What do you think of St. Louis-style pizza?
>>56504346
who /olives/ here
>>56503077
> wife
>bitching
> crying
>poisoning
so.....marriage?
>>56506386
The only reason he was denied is because it was an interracial marriage. If it was borscht they'd have let him marry it.
>>56502400
What was it that they said?
>Just because you allow gay marriage, people will start marrying their cats and dogs next? Please
>>56506224
I'm surprised your people unkeked themselves this last election.
>>56506386
>>56503171
>pineapple
>on pizza
kill yourself
>>56506546
>Not liking refreshing pineapple in your 6-meats pizza
FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY
>>56506224
>Implying that brazil wasn't a safe haven for all the germans in ww2
>>56506224
>Hur Dur Brazil didn't fight in world war 1 and 2
Pic related, a captured brazilian soldier being rescued by the allies in WW1
>56502400
>trace the source
>http://news.vtomske.ru/news/115065.html
>it's a creative commercial
Never change, Pravda.
Never change, Mirror.
Never change, /pol/.
>>56506073
>Brazil
>relevant in anything other than soccer
You guys can't even do shit with soccer now. Brazilian NT is a joke, so as your nation.
>>56502400
And we in EU marry mudslimes for some reason, what's the difference?
>>56506458
both candidates and parties involved were shit, I just hope that macri will put his lazy ass to work at least once in his life... he is like aécio, a pile of crap
>>56502400
>>56502892
just some incredible banter to be honest
>>56506731
And I tought he was good news. Oh well.
>>56506687
Forgot the picture
>>56502400
>There will be no slippery slop they said.
I wonder which Jew paid this man to do that? I hope you realize it just all part of the plan to undermine marriage and atomize and smash the European family.
>>56506687
>HUR DUR HUE HUE MONTE CASTELO HUR DUR MONKEY HEROES
fuck off, brazil was irrelevant in every modern (post XIX century) war
>>56506772
And here's Captain Ronaldo with his US Navy friend.
>>56506771
every south american country:
>great potential
>terrible population
>even worse authorities
>>56506812
>>56506772
what a handsome brazilian, they don't make em like they used to
>>56502400
Did he eat her out?
>>56502400
slavic people are subhuman white niggers. the death of russia will benefit everyone.
>>56506880
Underratted
>>56503171
I currently eat an upgraded version of hawaiian pizza that got bananas in there as well and I love every moment of it.
>eating you're waifu
What a faggot vorefag.
Also it's funny how a relatively popular British newspaper dug out some shitty story that wasn't even reported here except by one 5th rate tier news site.
>>56502400
Typical Russian senator, member of the Security committee.
>>56502400
I don't blame him, I would probably do the same if I was drunk enough.
>>56502579
american_pie.avi
>>56506925
This.
I can't wait for the day America nukes Russia, and European and American troops "liberated" these fucking savages.
>>56507269
ok achmed
>>56507009
that shit is bananas m8
>not marrying a glorious money pizza
>>56507780
>Brazilian money so worthless it's better to eat the actual money than buy food with it
>>56507780
>tfw your country has no fucking history whatsoever so you just put a fucking random picture of a statue on every possible banknote
Damn that's sad
>>56508044
Brazil has history, the problem is that it looked mostly like this.
>the :3 :3 on the box
>>56503992
>tomato sause and beer
>not good enough for piece of meat
Fuck off, you snob.
>>56507363
slavic people are subhuman and need to die.
>>56507780
>>56507780
Reminds me of the classic.
>>56502400
>:3
>>56503158
Fucking love that gif
>>56503306
>>56503282
>>56503234
>>56503375
>>56503591
>>56504053
>>56505101
>>56506546
Fuck you, Pizza Nazis. If I want to put pineapple on my pizza I will, and I will enjoy every bite.
>>56510002
is this your fucking job, cunt?
click a load of posts, say something meaningless or useless, then depart?
>>56503171
Based
>>56502649
Hahah
>>56510059
fuck off Ahmed, I get paid 12 shekels an hour for the PPIDF.
>>56510319
I like you, you get ovened last
>>56502680
>/rvg/ rctg poster.
>>56503904
You probably only eat your pizza with plebirronie and nothing else you boring shitmonger.
>>56510512
Cheese Pizza a cutest and a best
>>56502488
Well it's true Russia will save it's self laugh at europe falling apart, while selling the gas at ever higher prices, and maybe they'll help serbia if they feel like it.
>>56502400
is this how easy it is to become a meme nao?
>>56508341
I'm going to need that sauce.
>>56502400
>mirror
Post the original one please.
>college students doing a harmless joke about pizza
>they are not WHHHITTTTEEEEE
>20% + of France is Muslim
>Their sports community are made up of niggers
>more mixed babies than anywhere is europe.
>w-w-we still euro r-right?
